Barstool Pizza Review - Marisa's Place (Guilderland, NY)

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Dave stops by Marisa's place and is confronted by the world's biggest pasta fazool fan, who says he is in Witness Protection and cannot be on camera.
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@chrisbr1969 Год назад

First rule of Witness Protection: tell everyone you’re in witness protection. “Pasta fusool”

@draxthimsklounst6173 Год назад

😂😂😂

@coreycarter6061 Год назад

Tells dave he's eats there every day too 😂😂

@illdwes Год назад

More like pasta fool, amirite?

@DAVEFRIEDMAN20 Год назад

second rule of Witness Protection: go somewhere within 3 hours of midtown Manhattan.

@BassHeadsProduction Год назад

this was a modern day My Blue Heaven moment

@mrforte9462 Год назад

One guy in witness protection and can't be on camera... Dave should know the rules.

@anthonyforfare7223 Год назад

🤔😮🤯👍😂🤣😆😂🤪😜😎

@GiraffeFeatures Год назад

Dave is desperately trying to get that man killed lmao

@K3vinTuCara Год назад

Literally exposed him, goddammit Dave

@sanders858 Год назад

I can only assume he didn't hear him say he was in witness protection.

@PIP-zf9yb Год назад

Dave exposing people in witness protection. Everyine knows the rules

@matt-lang Год назад

One guy who doesn't want to be on camera, but still wants to chat with Dave in front of that camera instead of just leaving while they were filming, everybody knows the rules.

@area52music Год назад

apparently dave, us, and the guy do not know the rules.

@the1der Год назад

Diet Sal Capone

@Cali_Bucs Год назад

What a strange old man.

@GetOffMyPhoneGoogle Год назад

You know some mobsters and feds had a stroke after watching this one.

@1990GearHead Год назад

Makes me think of the famous New York review with the lady that didn't want to be on camera but wouldn't shut up lol

@michaelcatt1915 Год назад

Dave is still working on mastering Chicago pizza boxes. Don’t confuse him with Saran Wrap please.

@ChuckNorris-em1wm Год назад

to be fair those boxes are fucking stupid and pointless

@tylerengland4427 Год назад

This one took me out.

@twodog4220 Год назад

My God no! He still hasn't recovered from the whole aluminum foil incident.

@GoodDayYall Год назад

"So how did they catch ya?" "Long story... basically... there is this guy from Barstool, Dave Portnoy; he goes around filming Pizza places - I was a regular at ...." 😂

@cliff009 Год назад

You know, that witness protection wouldn't mean that the *police* was after him, right? Why would the mob ask: "how did they catch ya?"

@shadow_realm47 Год назад

@@cliff009 no, the police would ask him that after a failed shootout attempt at his life, wise guy.

@nostalgia6578 10 месяцев назад

You need people like me so you can point your f***ing finger and say dat's da bad guy!

@avfc1985 Год назад

Witness protection man is a strange guy. Dave makes them understand how weird they are by not bowing down to their self importance.

@sanders858 Год назад

Self importance?! Are you an idiot? People only go into witness protection when there are people literally trying to hunt them down and kill them. Is his life not important?

@maxentiusdecimus9341 Год назад

Dude maybe just trying to stay alive dood… mannn 🤦🏻

@JC-lc5fo Год назад

And any guy that would come after them are probably dead by now, the old fucks 😂

@JacksonMack3742 Год назад

@@maxentiusdecimus9341I'll agree he's a self important piece of work, for his own good. He's a nobody. Forget about it.

@clarkcrossley7579 Год назад

I think if you're in witness protection the last thing you do is announce on camera you're in witness protection I'm thinking. That dude apparently does not know the rules.

@wickedwilliam5137 Год назад

Dave eats pizza every day, and makes money doing it, might be the smartest human alive.

@Jay_Z. Год назад

Sounds like a dream job, but that doesn't mean his cholesterol and arteries are good!😂

@jasonesposito5606 Год назад

Not everyday I think. He gets like a bunch in on one every now and then but he drops em daily. Id like to know for sure

@chrish8016 Год назад

You realize he doesn’t do it every day right?..

@bb-1359 Год назад

Made his money regardless of the pizza

@DakotaZ162 Год назад

@@chrish8016still dream job lol

@Danh71878 Год назад

After a shitty Monday I needed this 7 minute review!

@Curiosity1112 Год назад

Me and you both. Hopefully tomorrow is better for everyone.

@kerbygator Год назад

SAME Work sucked today. Too many idiots. lol

@user-sj5rb7dc3c Год назад

These reviews help me with bad days especially if its Monday

@Elseba0287 Год назад

I sometimes torture myself and don’t watch for like 2-3 days…then finally sit and watch those that I missed all at once. It’s worth that wait if you enjoy longer videos! Ha

@jp7489 Год назад

Same here ☺️

@5ermad Год назад

The guy that didn't want to be on camera definitely owes someone lots of money.

@ivenstorm Год назад

Or, he was used by the cops in a sting operation to take down part of a crime cell. Who knows.

@walroth84 Год назад

Yeah ... A lot of people think he's dead...

@turntableable Год назад

Those are my thoughts as well. He’s not in witness protection, he just owes $80K in back child support or something.

@rhey81 Год назад

No one would have known had he not opened his mouth..

@iRunfastXC Год назад

That lady who walked in and walked out during your review is absolute gold. Need more people like her 😂

@garylester8621 Год назад

She's the wife of the Al Capone dude. 😂

@miamiron Год назад

@@garylester8621 more like side piece

@danc8458 Год назад

Dave the broke bitch, no ads this time...

@2414ah Год назад

I liked her. She seemed very sweet and genuine.

@Catchyalater_Fishing_Co Год назад

Honestly seemed like just a sweet old lady

@jeremyw6246 Год назад

Dave finds the mobster in witness protection at a roadside pizza joint in upstate NY, I don't think that guy knows the rules.

@pelangos Год назад

Dude didn't have a clue!

@mikeindc5980 Год назад

I freakin love Dave. He’s not phased by any of the idiots he comes across. This is the rules of engagement, Hahahaha

@ChadGPT-1.0 Год назад

The blur through the door had me cracked right up!! 😂

@Kurokyura Год назад

This is the exact environment I want my Italian food to come from.

@SirBarneyGumble Год назад

Portnoy: "Who is this guy?" Pizza maker: "He's just a customer!" Portnoy: "He's acting like he's Al Capone" LMAO.

@nostalgia6578 10 месяцев назад

You think I'm funny? Like I make you laugh, like a clown? 🤡

@ValueRobot Год назад

Takeout soup in an aluminum container is WILD

@airgunfun4248 Год назад

That what I was thinking totally F'd up

@NewGoldStandard Год назад

Straight up, that pizza looks bomb.

@dreichert1438 Год назад

Damn right it did!

@absurd_patience Год назад

I’d love to use them slices as ear muffs during the winter

@NewGoldStandard Год назад

@@absurd_patience Right?! That's exactly... wait. What?

@PeterKKraus Год назад

It's 7:17 pm the next day. Do you know where your pizza review is?

@andyhannah3557 Год назад

Dave, you have to tell your staff. To get you a thermal laser thermometer. You point and shoot it gives you the Temperature instantly You would know your mouth temperature Zone It would fit in your back pocket.

@jeremyw6246 Год назад

Albany area guy here. Not surprised Dave didn't know where he was. We don't have good coke here.

@wutup89 Год назад

No video today?

@Nick-NY Год назад

If you’re in witness protection, you can’t tell anyone you are in witness protection. I know because I’m in witness protection 🤣

@michaeldaugherty2293 Год назад

And everyone knows the rules. 🤣😂

@bailey7440 Год назад

You just broke the rule! 😂

@HenrySosenite Год назад

Ah, that makes sense. Heyyyy wait a minute!

@Yanks_Fan Год назад

You’re probably the only Nick in New York. They gonna git you!

@BroskiTheGreat Год назад

Why did you go outside?

@amazingmanjr.2803 Год назад

The fact that this guy fought so hard to get Dave to try the pasta fazool only for it to be the bottom ranked fazool he’s ever done is oddly satisfying.

@elantonelle Год назад

"he's ever done" hes literally done one lol

@JarrodButali Год назад

8.3 is bottom ranked?

@elantonelle Год назад

@@JarrodButali hes only done 1 before this which he ranked 8.7 iirc

@amazingmanjr.2803 Год назад

@@JarrodButali yeah he showed the flash back to the other one in this video. It was an 8.6

@Jthornton64 Год назад

No video today??

@verhu010 Год назад

Busy buying back his company

@Jthornton64 Год назад

@@verhu010 He will probably have a well done undercarriage by the time it’s over and zero flop. 7.8, you heard it first!

@JoshAdamsWeather Год назад

WHERE'S TUESDAY'S PIZZA REVIEW?

@andrewwheelerguitar Год назад

Marisa’s is absolutely thin crust crispy cheesy pizza perfection. Used to be an ice cream shop then he bought it. Holy cow the real deal. Never had pizza like it before in life. Never will again unless I can get back there. I used to work around the corner and would go in weekly, sometimes more. I gained so much weight 😂. Worth it. Many things I regret eating and packing on the pounds. Never regret Marisa’s. The best, hands down, by a wide margin.

@rock_oclock Год назад

Witness protection guy must be related to the NYC bag lady. Constantly talking to Dave but can't be on camera, everyone knows the rules.

@freedom8539 Год назад

lol

@theraginggam3r679 Год назад

Can’t believe after all these years I’ve finally found Pasta Fagioli Pete. I’m coming Peter

@stereolababy Год назад

dave handles cray cray pretty well

@richhoops2413 Год назад

He really does. And it always works out well for us too

@fhowland Год назад

I wish I could be 1/10th as good with random people as Dave

@dhLotan Год назад

It's not like people aren't murdered so maybe he did snitch on some dangerous people that have people outside of prison that could come after him.

@ethanr8061 Год назад

It deserve an eight three. Dave was full and it skewed the score. I have eaten there and it is old school. Very good stuff. My issue with Marissa's is they have no delivery service. Hey Marissa's....sign up with any delivery service, I do not care who! Or create you own and make way more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@MrAledro84 Год назад

Quick fact: that pasta dish is called 'Pasta e fagioli' in Italy (Pasta with beans). The expression 'Pasta fasool' belongs to Americanized southern Italian dialect(s)

@freedom8539 Год назад

it's like a whole different language lol thx for letting us know tho!

@CNote415 Год назад

The visual of Dave just standing there with the soup on a hot ass day, quivering, cracks me up

@johanvedo3482 Год назад

When someone is in witness protection and eating pizza at the same place daily, its gotta be good!

@ProtoMario Год назад

One bite, everyone knows his name was Joe Everydayman.

@yhprum413 Год назад

This was an all-time classic review. I can't be on camera, everybody knows the rules.

@MikeFields83 Год назад

Ok this episode is gonna be added in “The Best of One Bite” 😂 dude wanted to be blurred out cause the mob looking for him 😂 you’d think a bunch of Italians would check all pizza joints first

@nostalgia6578 10 месяцев назад

Loan sharks and protection money collectors - When da boss says "break a leg", he ain't in show business, friends!

@insidewrestling6640 Год назад

One bite everybody knows Dave wants to see marisa's bed later that night.

@bobscousinbob7702 Год назад

Damn, every one of the reviews makes me like Dave more and more. Man of the people.

@Six6legz Год назад

The over the top blur of Al Capone at 4:55 had me wheezing 😭

@jeffreypogue2579 Год назад

Dave shows up and demolishes both an identity and a reputation. That pie was an 8 out of the box and the soup was a 9 plus but everybody knows the rules.

@krisfrederick5001 Год назад

Marisa Tomei earned every slice of that Oscar for My Cousin Vinny. Everybody knows the rules 🍕

@adilson_Rodrigues Год назад

My first white girl crush lol

@LoDDEMOCIDE Год назад

And Dave keeps the footage of the guy admitting he is in the witness protection program, so anyone looking for rats can stop in and see who's there. LOL.

@forum42 Год назад

I absolutely love the reviews like this one. When Dave runs into these characters and he can't quit laughing when he's talking about them. Makes me laugh everytime.

@imstelios Год назад

“It stands for everything I stand against” a true Portnoy classic quote, everybody knows the rules 🤣🤣🤣

@derryXDINES Год назад

I go there for lunch once every couple of weeks. I've seen that guy there. Never seemed as tough as he tried to be in the video. I like that "rules of engagement" card you played. I was a judge for the Tournament of Pizza you showed the trophy of there. It came down to Marisa's and Defazios. Marisa's won by a large margin.

@JosephEsposito-TroyNY Год назад

I re-read the AOA page after watching this. Fond memories!

@andrew9145 Год назад

Haha... witness protection program... everybody knows the rules except for that guy... don't tell anyone you are in the witness protection program HAHA...

@chewsmba Год назад

He funny asf. He in witness protection. Lmfaoo. If he was he would've attacked and left

@danielyoumans3772 Год назад

Attacked? Lol

@TheMindfulHomestead Год назад

Dave, sweaty, standing in front of a strip mall, eating hot soup. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the peak. The pinnacle. Life gets no more grand than this.

@3500camarz Год назад

I was expecting a mid 8 score with how many bites he took and how he reacted with how good it tastes

@ironhorse127 Год назад

Yes. I was thinking 8.2 at least.

@davecaldwell445 Год назад

That did seem a little low, but I think the guy in the witness protection program irritated him and threw him off his game. Everyone knows the rules -- distracting Dave carries a 0.4 penalty.

@SpiritProf Год назад

I believe it was the excessive cheese, not Mr. Fuhgettabowdit that led to the sub 8 score; Dave is a master reviewer.

@LanceUppercut78 Год назад

He said he was full. He never gives a good score when he's full, everyone know the rules.

@pvtclennan Год назад

When he takes that many bites on a a pie you know ain’t in the nines he’s most likely debating 7.9 or 8.1

@wjkrug Год назад

Dave eats his pizza like a kid. Bites all around the outside and then leaves it unfinished in the box

@qwertpoiuy430 Год назад

Idk how many kids you’ve raised, they go nuts for pizza. My two kids if given the chance would finish a box each leave nothing behind

@ori-yorudan Год назад

He tries like half a dozen pizzas a day you think he's going to be just smashing slices down? He'd be dead in a month.

@jackdaniels615 Год назад

I know if I was in the witness protection program the first thing I'd do is tell someone haha

@iliketocomment8144 Год назад

I’m not gonna lie that pizza does look legit and good.

@intertubicular Год назад

Dave is going to sleep with the fishes now.

@Yanks_Fan Год назад

If Don Birch isn’t in witness protection, then this guys isn’t.

@stuartelliott-tr5pe Год назад

Anyone else shocked that Dave didn't end up wearing that pasta fasul?

@silentbob3208 Год назад

That woman who exited just past 3:10 acted just like a GTA NPC

@edwardssistershands Год назад

Back in the wave of maniacal reviews. The mental health problems in a pizza joint must be astronomical.

@boog6041 Год назад

That pizza looks like something I would love

@GalacticNights Год назад

It’s absolutely delicious and we have it for dinner every Friday night!

@tonys623 Год назад

He can't be on camera because gabagool

@charger8020 Год назад

Dave always dealing with nutty people everyone knows the rules

@lyman135 Год назад

I love how they can walk around in public and everyone can see them, but somehow being on camera is no go.....

@freedom8539 Год назад

🤣

@krucialstyle Год назад

The fact that davey can say "pasta fasool" in 8 different ways in one sentence has me dead. "Pasteh Fahsuul" "Pasta FaJool" "Paste Fashool" Past Faxxxooo" "Pasta Fasool"

@againwthis Год назад

That guy is not in witness protection, he is absolutely insane

@AGL23 Год назад

LOL.....06:30... Dave looks like a bum....I can't stop laughing! (the MF is loaded....i know....but he just fits perfectly as a bum, drinking soup on the street).... lol

@11BakeBake Год назад

Dave: can I get a bowl of soup to-go? Restaurant: best I can do is overfill this shallow salad container, make you pinch it 62 times to remove the lid, and use an entire roll of shrink wrap to make sure it’s secure.

@aaronjkeegan Год назад

😂

@dazr123 Год назад

They run the Soup Protection program

@cajondrummer5875 Год назад

Dave…you should have went 1/8 mile more to the Orchard! A new location for one of the oldest pizzas from Albany/ well over 80 years old! SQUARE PIZZA WITH THE GREATEST GARLIC CRUST EVER!..

@TonyTony.321 Год назад

Deduction for too much cheese is one of Dave’s quirky rules. 🧀❌

@xSnarfsx Год назад

Has anyone else seen pasta fagioli served in a container like that? No wonder they wrapped it up so tight, they literally had to o_O

@IBuhZerK Год назад

No way they put soup in that type of to go container 😂😂😂

@Xr3737 Год назад

They prob stock up on soup cups in a few months. only Dave and Al Capone is crazy enough to order soup in the summer.

@nostalgia6578 10 месяцев назад

Guilderland NY, off of US 20, is outside of Schenectady and on the way to Colonie, not too far from the Albany Int'l Airport. You're in the Capital District. Lots of Dutch folks here! (Van this and that)

@sense321 Год назад

The witness protection guy got Dave all worked up 😂

@BenTroxell Год назад

Sees man with camera. Walks up to camera. HEY MAN I CANT BE ON CAMERA. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Shroomunati Год назад

Dave always thought the pizzeria and mafia connection was a joke everybody knows the rules

@JS-im6uu Год назад

At 3:15, that female customer nearly got out of the pizza shop alive! Hitman must have came through the back. Shop lost its number one customer…”Everybody knows the rules!”

@e-ross5893 Год назад

This guy has warrants 🤣 🤣

@lordmatthewanunnahybrid1356 Год назад

Warrants or part of an investigation/lawsuit of a Ponzi scheme

@rustymtg8700 Год назад

I imagine that every big mob from florida will be checking to see exactly how good Marisa's in upstate New York 🤫🤔😅☠️

@wonderjesus Год назад

Didn’t think it was possible but these keep getting better - Dave 4 Pres 🇺🇸

@kidwave1 Год назад

NO ONE who is ACTUALLY in witness protection ANNOUNCES that they are in witness protection.

@Bentonhbb Год назад

Dave you're great!!😂 Love watching the pizza reviews!!

@starkparker16 Год назад

Dave should unblur the "witness's" face, everybody knows the rules.

@aliwantizu Год назад

All that cheese and no flop plus the crust had crunch...and he gave it a 7.9? It's in the 8s, and everybody knows it.

@michelevitarelli Год назад

Is it always just a cheese pizza?

@mikegee4922 Год назад

Your mother Michele.

@j12bg Год назад

You won

@blackthrne6976 Год назад

Everyone know the rules, other than you

@blackthrne6976 Год назад

@dixienormus1619 I don’t think they’re scholars in the hood

@goinfastwithfrank Год назад

Yes. Just cheese

@spikesguitarcamp Год назад

This was probably one of the best pizzerias in the Capital district when the old man ran the place. I know he retired, and the son took over, but I haven't been there since then...7.9..bordering on 8 says that it's still a good spot.

@hoddtoward Год назад

One dude in witness protection, everybody knows Dave's big mouth will get him whacked

@sunder1983 Год назад

Someone needs to teach them how to look up a fucking restaurant and remember what city it's in. Google is very informative.

@KushBoss79 Год назад

I’ve been looking 👀 for that guy ! I know his voice from anywhere! Thanks Dave ! I show you his knees caps via video 👌 when me and the boys head over there !!

@Dan-hs7vj Год назад

One guy in witness protection and Dave broadcasts precisely where he lives and where he eats every day, everybody knows the rules

@Danny-ju2ip Год назад

You gotta do Marinos Pizza in Schenectady on State Street. Truly the best pizza around for 50 years

@michaell7102 Год назад

I hope the alleged "witness protection guy" realizes his voice comes across perfectly clear on the video. Hope they don't catch you, Giuseppe.

@CallardAndBowser Год назад

The water in Florida tastes disgusting because of all the Selenite in the ground. So I imagine the pizza dough tastes bad too.

@stevendouglass7910 Год назад

Everyone knows the rules 7 minute review gotta be gold

@BaronBacon Год назад

What the hell would that guy do if Dave was actually doing a live stream? He'd be fucked.

@skoolynugenator1802 Год назад

“Less cheese on the pizza please.” -nobody on planet earth but El Pres

@themanironmask Год назад

This place must be the go to for everyone in witness protection... did you see the lady running so as not to be on camera?? hahahaha

@coldcrush9 Год назад

Everybody knows that guy was from South Philly not South Florida

@elforkedroad669 Год назад

“I’m in witness protection, don’t put me on camera” “Oh yeah, you gotta try the pasta fusion. I come up here 6/7 times a year and this place is the only place I eat”