Batman Contigency Plans: Deadpool 

That would be so funny

Maybe he got Bat-Mite and Ambush Bug to help 4-D shield him.

No, that would be cringe

@@kova1729 That's kinda Deadpool's thing though.

Nah, that’s more a Gwenpool thing, Deadpool only knows he’s fictional, Gwen is the one with medium interaction

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deadpool: yo mama so fat, when she jumps, she caused a 9 magnitude earthquake

Well, if that doesn’t break the Bat…

So use emotional damage?

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If there were to be 3 heroes to help with such a task, it would definitely be Plastic Man, Guy Gardner, and Booster Gold

Underrated statement. XD

Was coming to say Booster is a better blatherer than even Plas, but, Blake already did. I disagree with the nomination of Guy Gardener. Bluster and blather are not quite the same. It's all about Guy's ego, not wacky random quips. Guy would not say something he did not think would make him look cool. Plastic Man has no such limitation on speech.

Hehe, it's like how a drill sgt. uses a squeaky rubber chicken to force recruit to laugh.

📌fun fact; In comic deadpool main weakness is gamma radiation and anti regen Weapon like muramasa That both can make deathpool die and make her regenerative power not work

i read that in Ryan Reynolds voice. Think i should give it him back?

@@thanqualthehighseer he might appreciate that lol

@@yaqinmalul6467 Well, they can make his regeneration not work anyway. (He still wouldn't be able to die, that part's only somewhat related to his regeneration.)

​@@yaqinmalul6467 The comics did away with these weaknesses thru Thanos. Thanos has crush on Death but Death has a crush on Dead pool. To prevent Deadpool from getting near his crush he used the infinity stones to make Dead pool immortal thus he could never be near death even after the end of the universe.

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​@@TragerMWhy did you say that name?

@laganas2008 I assume you didn't understand the assignment by asking ME, of all people, that question...?

@laganas2008 I get where you were going, but that wasn't the correct way

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Bats makes it clear he doesn't actually think Wade can break the 4th wall. Just that Wade's belief that he can is indicative of a very disturbed mind.

​@@raphaelsoloand that's the big flaw in his plan. Because Deadpool CAN break the forth wall and do pretty much whatever he wants, and Batman can't do anything about it. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Batman can't beat a forth wall break.

@@81stCommander no disagreement there. This version of the Bat is completely out of his depth with Deadpool.

Given Deadpool’s personality, he will be grateful but that is all. He will shrug it off saying “I never asked for your help, so I owe you nothing” and do as he pleases.

The cure for cancer would kill him. His healing factor is also kept in check by the cancer. Perfectly balance as all things should be.

A lot of people don't realize this part, actually. His healing factor is artificial, he (generally) can't control it which is why Batman's metabolic assault would be so effective, Wade can't turn it off. If he didn't have cancer his regenerative factor would cause his cells to regenerate far faster than they could naturally die, bloating him until he pops like a balloon, only to reform and do it all over again.@@jordanu6501

Deadpool's admitted that he doesn't actually like chimichangas he just likes saying the name his actual favorite food is waffles with blueberries chocolate syrup and whipped cream

His cancer is the catalyst to his healing factor. His cells are constantly regenerating to replace the ones his cancer cells kill. The skrulls used Deadpool’s cells to create super skrulls with his healing factor. They all died because they had too many cells regenerating, causing them to explode

Problem is, Deadpool would create them faster than Batman could vent them 😂

Batman doesn’t enjoy hurting others like you lol.

In the comics Deadpool IS the reason Venom is insane. Happened on Battle World.

@@grogvaughan5649 I know that already.

@williamhammond9090 no, you said "nearly went insane" not "became insane"

​@@grogvaughan5649 he also merged with carnage and almost split apart because even the insane carnage couldn't handle Deadpool

@@grogvaughan5649 Which Story are we talking about? The one I remember was a What if series in 2011.

Batman: And if all else fails to stop Discord... I'll simply tell Fluttershy that he's been causing trouble.

True, but Batman’s gonna do more than just Fluttershy. After all, he is the worlds greatest detective and coming up with great trap plans.

They never caught all of the ghosts in the show either, Batman needs to work on that first.

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Deadpool has canonicaly ruined one of Mephistos plans. He has broken into the prison where Hydra Cap was held (and stole his toilet) He has caused serious trouble for Spider-man in a fight Successfully impersonated Hawkeye to infiltrate an avengers/shield meeting Killed Phil Coulson Gave key info about the Hydra regime to the resistance Killed Spider-man and then brought him back to life (twice in the same day) Killed Doctor Doom (kind of. he put a hole in his head but then found that Death was no longer a thing at the time. But he got the killing shot off) Almost always ensures that if someone screws him over he gets his revenge. Deadpool is a goof but he is dangerous as hell if he gets serious and comes up with some ingenious pans if given preptime

@@fairystail1 How did he impersonate Hawkeye? How much makeup does it take to cover up Wade's skin condition?

​@@gavros9636basically pretended to be Hawkeye but seriously injured I.e covered in bandages and stuff

I was just about to say that myself

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Cog nudity? You mean Continuity gem?

Pit Wade Wilson against Slade Wilson from DC comics. Pretty much the same person. Have Harley Quinn as their psychologist and try to talk sense into them as they attack each other. It may not defeat Deadpool, but Wayne Ent. would make millions off ticket sales.

@@protorhinocerator142 Nah, Slade has a much weaker regen rate, I believe he can reattach fingers but definitely not regenerate a finger

@@jonlam855 Slade can’t even regenerate an eye.

dont, there is a reason no one in Marvel uses Wade as a source of healing, if the cancer is not present in the body, the cells continue to replicate until the subject literally explote

The second an SCP seemed like a beign being kept against its will Batman would take the whole place down.

@@DissertatingMedieval If that's so then Everyone at Arkham is there voluntary?

@@gavros9636 Who at Arkham is benign?

Deadpool: "OH, Harder, Daddy!" Deathstroke: "Stop enjoying this!"

What is hammerspace

@@jl1399 Basically, it's a trope typically found in comedy where a character can pull something out of nowhere and then return it to nowhere. You see this a lot in cartoons, especially older ones like Tom and Jerry or Will E. Coyote, where characters would often pull a hammer or a shotgun or something out of seemingly nowhere. Use of Hammerspace typically isn't seen as a superpower in most circumstances, as it's primarily a comedic/slapstick trope reserved for works that don't take themselves too seriously. There's no lore reason for a character to conjure a random object from nowhere, the writers just thought it would be funny if they had that object in that moment. Since Deadpool is aware of the fact that he's a fictional character, he's not only aware of media conventions/tropes, he's able to exploit them. He could pull a hammer out of his ass if he wanted to, provided the plot doesn't say no to it. This can be used to explain any thing on his person that either wasn't established to be there previously (i.e. an Adventure Time watch that's only seen for one shot, but not visible in any scenes prior to or after him bringing it up) or setting up a trap which the parts would be impossible to get. TLDR; Deadpool's 4th-wall awareness allows him to literally pull the answer to a problem out of his ass!

@@jl1399 Hammerspace is a concept in cartoons where they pull an object (typically a hammer, hence the name) literally out of thin air as if it is being pulled from another dimension.

Agreed 👍

Deadpool knew you were watching

Lol I got it before 😂

Immortal, not invincible

​@@IAmTheEagleHTMtrue btw immortal is worse power btw

​@@yaqinmalul6467 technically he's both because similar to mad cap if you don't destroy every single atom of Deadpool he'll just regenerate similar to how wolverine can Regen from a single drop of blood

@@zambekiller Batman would be trying to contain him, not kill him

@@justprivateinformation2669 yeah he ain't containing him without killing him first

That curse only applies to 616 Deadpool iirc

Saw a trailer for new one a day or so ago

The code name also works for Fozzie Bear.

@@Blizzard-kf3qm you beat me to it

Even Batman can't contain The Flood. At best a very local infestation could be bombed with plasma weapons and nuclear weapons.

That’s a suckers bet if I ever heard one

Fun but he already ate it, and in a way that's very Batman-esque too.

But he's trying to save everyone else.

not sure. it felt like to me it was Death goddess that doesnt allow him to die, regeneration or not.

​​@@doublehit9165it bee retcon saveral years ago

@@yaqinmalul6467 i see. Thanks

That's gonna be a good one, knowing Courage has a really deep understanding of supernatural entities and environments, able to solve most of them in the end. Also makes me think the whole Scooby-Doo gang would need a good contingency plan as well. Both would actually try to unmask Batman, his contingency plan would be to protect his identity and prevent them from succeeding. A creative, innovative way to come up with contingency plans.