Batman REJECTS SuperWoman |  

I’m not going to say what I wanna say

YES!

​@@brian4950 look, someone just did it for you lol

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Maybe😅 when I turn the right age rn I’m just 14

Under de sea where you shall bee~~~

Beside the meme, Aquaman is really powerful, obviously is not on the, half inch away of being a full God like superman or flash, but on his own he can fight almost anyone (maybe not win all but give a fight before going down) also even if niche, beside the godlike members nobody will stand a true chance in the ocean

​@@Aendermanin traction

Dude people sleep on aquaman but he's not far off from superman's strength as long as he is hydrated lol. But he can pull water from the air and even supes has a weakness. That being said he's right around wonderwomans strength and skill level

🥶

Did you not know that was how Allied forces got rid of gas from trenches?

⁠​⁠@@fireiron369 I doubt they were inhaling chlorine gas on purpose to “get rid of it”. They used improvised gas masks so they wouldn’t inhale it

But Superwoman isn't actually Diana in this universe right?

@@chaosomega623Pretty sure it is. It's an evil WonderWoman. Now whether or not they've experienced similar lives (ie going through WWI and such) idk.

​@@chaosomega623No, this is Mary Batson. There's also another evil Superwoman in the comics who is Lois Lane.

bruh frrr 💀

Hol up YES TF THEY DID

Wish that was me 😢😫😭😭😭😭

I swear ​@@JahonCross

Frfr

That rhymed 😂

That's gonna cost you a rib

Damn

Well for him too, she did just break a rib after all.

more like call bill cosby

Batman has super power and it is being completely badass

​@@Lu_R Facts!!!

Bats is always prepared for everything. Probably had his ribs surgically float on purpose just for this.

In comics it was revealed that Batman usually does take sedative and other cautious drugs cause he knows he isn't the most powerful..... So I won't be surprised if he was on some sedative to reduce pain from broken rib

Its a superpower called unbreakable mind and will power, his whole villain's purpose is to break him mentally but they just cant and add to that he is incredibly smart and skilled

Well a broken rib is probably least of batman worries 😭

Batmans went through worse and still kicked ass But I felt that broken rib

BECAUSE HES BATMAAAAN

Remember in his first year he took a gunshot and had to walk through the entire sewer system to get back home

​@@SymmbolZSthe court of owls story or something different?

Frrr😂😂😂😂

That was actually a red tailed hawk lol

The greatest superpower. 'MURRICA

America's secret

Black canary: Wanna hear a Secret?? Me: From you, Hell no Black Canary: okay That's gonna cost you a rib 😅😅😅

Not native. Bc he is batman, im wondering how his male enemies can resist the urges

Bruce is a playboy for a reason

Suffering from success

A quote from Injustice to answer your question "Catwoman's billionare sugardaddy"

​@@seymourbuttz6419 Lmao

She fancied him that’s why eventhough she already has him as a boyfriend coz it’s an alternate earth lmaoo but the original always has the most rizz😼

Women be like that

Batman had a boyfriend too tho

Yes

It was actually for the punch. Or both.

The disrespect was real

​@@regulus7181he lied that time though to save the Flashs life

I commented this to because aquaman was throwing them bitches

Crying!!!

😂😂😂

They want his batarang

@@geeebuttersnap2433 damn

He looks clearly uncomfortable and some comments are just making fun of it 💀 wtf??

😂

Good one 😂😂😂😂

Haha lmao

Omg😂😂😂😂

Wonder Woman: Me too

Talia did it better.

And then HE drugged HER just to get away💀

​@@user-sk6dx8uz9y XD

It was either that or death by snu-snu

​@@theophiledyes

Aquaman: look who is talking

Mans was piecing them up wit Maximum Efficiency 💯💯

Popeyes biscuit with no drink

😂Batman was just teasing him to get in zone

That remains to bee seen'/!!! That's one of the best lines of this movie'/!!!

true

Lmaoooo

💀

😑

💀geez

A price… I’m willing to pay

Just a flesh wound

😂😂😂😂😂

In a nutshell

“Later on” Batman: *Gets his ass kicked by Owlman”

@@Demaad But once he mentioned that Owlman blinked, he beat Owlman...

People in the comments: **wish it was me**

​@@balkanboi06Wish that was me 🗿

@@Agustin_Leal 🤣😅😆

Them he hit her with the Cosby special

​@@LeeLonnieLove😂😂😂😂😂

Thing is she’s literally his type 😂

​@@fanwee5048How is she his type when he just said she wasn't?

​@@quandaviousgooch4726He was trolling her. Given his past history of lovers, he enjoys strong domineering women.

⁠@@quandaviousgooch4726black hair I guess

Nah bro

Who else but quagmire.

​@@shegotass240 Who else but quantum entanglement

Its funny how when Lex mention "and then theres superwoman" And for some reason superman was offended by that thinking Lex mentioning him bring wuss 😂😂😂

BRO YES

😂😂😂😂😂

that reminds me of that Kung Fu Panda Short Animation💀

Me next pls

She's cheating on her boyfriend

​@@Lawson_Irwin Owlman (the boyfriend in question): "Meh, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters."

Invincible says hi

Invincible laughing at you 🤣

@@rileyowen7245 laughing and crying at the same time

*Nightwing has entered the chat*

​@@abhinavkishoreprasadBoth, talia raped Batman

😂

That's why he's the goat the goat

call an ambulance *but not for me*

Lmao 🤣😭😭

​@@myaltaccount4438I was JUST about to type that

Nah! He's dated hotter chicks

Its wonder woman here.

​@@babelette its not superwoman or wonder woman

You're

​@@vaathiannawhen it's super woman it's not about doll look which u seek in corn lol .

“That’s gonna cost you a-“ “I’m gonna stop you right there; I’m Bruce-freaking-Wayne whatever it is you were gonna say I can probably afford it” *throws his credit card like a baterang*

what is the name of this cartoon

​@@Fireheart__ what is the name of this cartoon

​@@1mariahcampbell657Justice league: crisis on two earths

@@beckyugbe565 thanks

That looked painful (she can break my ribs too pls)

@@Naoto-kun1085 nah bro 💀

Same I'd kiss her back

Perhaps all part of his plan to lead her into a false sense of security

His plot armor didn't work this time

​@@angelvillegas9604no it did, it stopped the pillar from killing him. 😅

had a pillar slammed on him, which means it's faster, but aside from that your point mostly stands unaffected.

I think he needed her to understimate him.

Walmart Superwoman. 😂🎉 I would have gone Walmart Wonder Woman but still beautiful 😻

Does it count as assault if he enjoys it?

​@@destructodanie you are right, walmart wonder woman would have been better

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👍TRUE 👍

Because he’s a alpha male💪🏾 (The triggered are hilarious)

​@@mylezzpurhourr its because hes not an alpha whatever that makes him a true chad. No red or blue pills.. just gettin shit done

​@@mylezzpurhourrso for u male > female?

​@@mylezzpurhourr there is no alpha men nor women. This whole concept is incel bullshit.

I don’t see how she is Alpha? The only Alpha lady I know of is Jesus’s mom

Why did I automatically sing that as I read it?🤣🤣

😂damnnnn

@@ericmcwilliams7719 Because that's the way!

​@@ericmcwilliams7719 It came naturally my man

@@ericmcwilliams7719If you ain’t singing it, you ain’t doing it right

He was also pretty casual for having a broken rib for the rest of the movie

Yeah it’s nice it gives you hope for humanity 😊

@@number-14ikr he’s like I have a broken rib well I’m still gonna throw bombs

@@number-14its just a flesh wound!

I mean, by not choosing to kill Joker, Batman technically prioritizes him over Gotham . . . so I guess the Joker is what Batman values most?

LMAAOOO

Exactly 💯

That one-two Popeyes biscuit with no drink special😂

Plot twist, Batman knew Aquaman was lacking recently and provoked him to make him show effort.

@@bahamute6198 Batman: *sees Aqauman take a hit* Hey Aquaman! I bet he can beat yo ass black and blue like my suit in The Brave and The Bold! Aquaman: Ah hell now! *starts to murder guy* Who ass you gone beat, bitch!? WHO ASS YOU GONE BEAT!? Batman: Hook, line and sinker.

She thought he was trying to run

The message is for the other guys to underestimate Aquaman, and get Aquaman heated to carry the fight. -Batman in the shower

​@@philcoats6812yeah..shower man

What? Can't hear you! Canary shouted my ears out!

Just ugly laughed

underated comment

Yo that is a best ever comment 😂

That is Sick!

Best Freaking Comment EVER!!! 😂😂😂😂

I mean if that pillar really landed on him he'd be dead lol. Just a normal crappy human 😄

Mf aint normal 💀 ​@@brettk9316

@@brettk9316no he would not lol most likely outta commission but not kill

I don't think that was fake. She literally broke his rib.

Nah you're reaching. She literally broke his rib

She sexually assaulted Batman 😂

And a predator lmao

I would have pulled down my pants immediately.

@@iwishiwasthomasshelbyofc 😒

If it was a man he would be charged for rape 😂

Nah thomas’ batman would be like “its not smoke, its mustard gas”

​@@ThePrimordialArchonwhats worse, as a doctor, he knows the horrible effects mustard gas has on people.

​@TheyCallMeMrMaybe, that's right

@@ThePrimordialArchon Smilex is worse

It's skrillex

And he beats her after cause he’s Batman

@@abdoucisse894 W

Do you mean a pillar..?

The fact you think this is impressive tells me you haven't went down the rabbit hole for absurdities of comics.

​@@abdoucisse894and plot armor

Negative rizz

💀

LMFAO Batman no calls

Lmaoooo

😂😂😂

😭😭😭

Bats basically told him "work smarter, not harder" and he started to use combat instead of simple hand-throwing

😂lol

"Normally I sell it on only fans for 5$, but for you it's free"

@@fuzzynuttz5092 “Well thank you, Bats!”

Dang, lucky!!! I want it too😆

@@AlgaInventory Well, only if you pay

@@LePetitArtiste09 *sigh*, fine. But it has to be fresh! Like immediately from your source to my nose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LIES..................YOU KNOW YOU WOULD YOU JUST WONT ADMIT IT

Can I eat her liver? No. Do I want to? I'm considering it.

I mean… Don’t knock it till you try it…

Yup, girl was being sick and disgusting asfk.

​@@blkking606Speak for yourself, weirdo.

No she dominating him it's different for Sigma man like batman he didn't like this

​@@mad-mythsreal imao

More like she wanted to clap his cheeks

what's her name?

Well his other varians did it, her boyfriend is another version of bruce anyway 😂

*+1 broken rib*

Superwoman: "Oh really; history has shown that you'll Hit A Bad chic under the right circumstances". .. let's be clear

🤓🤓

​@@whitewolf2265got drugged and r@ped then 😂

​@@suhnyy5 nice face reveal

yeah the sickest dude in the "justice" league. goes all out against fools with superpower when he is just a ninja.

😂😅

​@@bluestonebest1893when put it like that batman has some tough as villains to go up against

Lol And only dude not to get charged for it..

I didn't know he's lactose intolerant

I wouldnt put that past him tbh

😂

😂

Shit is stronger then mustard gas

Bruce Cosby

​@@fabooshkaBill Wayne

@@Anw4rr10rBoppidy Boopidy

he gets that from talia

💀

Bruce gonna pull a Johny Depp

@@nxmx6ix*neglects and ignores* (Not a good dynamic between a couple)

@@yahmicah4294 yeah if my wife assaults me to the point where I lose the tip of one of my fingers and she craps in my bed then yeah imma neglect her too.

If Batman didn’t want the kiss, then he should’ve just punched her. Batman is more than capable of self defense.

The only list she gon be on is mine. She's going to my basement.

Bro edited and still left a typo

The anesthetic be like: I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter

That ain't flirting, she rapey asf

​@@pepperman420you didn't get the joke

This is the moment where Heisenbat became one with the Gus

do you know his type? If you asked me, I also dont like super bossy woman...

​@@bbudimanalqodri catwoman who pegs him

@@JBJMMA His type is Rachel.

​@@bbudimanalqodriRachel who?😭

@@bbudimanalqodri”WHERE IS SHE”

It's unreal the ignorance of people that badly edit these shorts and then post them. Not a god damn one of them know proper grammar nor how to edit a video well...

So fkn annoying 🤬

Imagine if they had to learn the differences between "there," "their," and "they're!" 😂

i know right rip Inglish

Only to nerds

You mean Damian's mother.

Boi what the hel boi 💀💀💀💀 so outta pocket lmfao

She WASN'T his type, remember?

That's so wrong😂😂

THAT'S F🤬KED UP

wow who would think a rich tall beautiful charismatic man with an array of combat skills would attract women, crazy thought.

@@batman5071 you wanna tell us smth?

@@dombelly3343 No.

All women except me lol 🤩🤭

​@@jeonjunggukseomma_2.097frfr

Bruh

*Fins*

Batman really sending subliminals 😂

W comment

he's a big tuna. he can handle it.

No dead ass 😂

BATMAN IS HIM

Because his Batman🦇🐐😅

OOOH NOOO