Batman's Kryptonite Addiction

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Batman reveals the extent of his crippling addictions to the Justice League.
This is a sequel to • Batman's Kryptonite Cave
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@Jonathan_Collins Месяц назад

I love how they all immediately jump on board with the 'Keeping up with the Kryptonites' idea.

@notOppie Месяц назад

I mean like when money talk even the deaf listens ig?

@dazzlethestar151 Месяц назад

Oh wow we commented the same thing, cool :)

@cosmicdubs8155 Месяц назад

While also ignoring that they all had cancer.

@ignaciocampos5625 Месяц назад

@@cosmicdubs8155with that much money they could buy cancer

@shadowsnake5133 Месяц назад

@@cosmicdubs8155 and lex won technically... Probably also has cancer, but at least he might die after Superman now.

@meliorbutterfly Месяц назад

at least this one is a happy ending

@JohnnyOMalley22 Месяц назад

Martian Manhunter: Batman still has cancer. Superman: Not to worry, J'onn. I've already working on a cure for cancer. Flash: Does the cure involve a dragon? Superman: No, why would it involve a dragon? Flash: Dragon my nuts! Batman: Shut up, Flash. That joke was more annoying than my last chemo treatment.

@deadlypandaghost Месяц назад

Other than the cancer.

@vaggos2003 Месяц назад

And the Parasite still going on a genocidal rampage.@@deadlypandaghost

@smsff7 Месяц назад

Except for the cancer.

@user-sw3tb2km8p Месяц назад

@@deadlypandaghost Nah Batman is right here - Supes probably can make him cure with Krypton's technology, and John Konstantin or Zatanna would just use magic to cure him... Not really a problem for superhero so important.

@alexhuntercdc5151 Месяц назад

All fun and games until the round table start glowing pink

@aminaqif542 Месяц назад

That is superman problem not the justice League.

@pixelmace1423 Месяц назад

@@aminaqif542the Superman finds the league very… trustworthy

@justarandombluebird8222 Месяц назад

We don't talk about the pink one

@user-vv8ve4px5j Месяц назад

And Wonder Woman isn't around. Just saying.

@AiriMagePRISM 26 дней назад

It’s alright, Superman’s lost his powers here, it probably won’t work… …UNLESS IT NEVER REALLY WORKED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

@ravenshrike Месяц назад

Gotta say, being able to rebuild and destroy a planet for only billions is a really damned efficient use of money.

@theapexsurvivor9538 Месяц назад

The Magratheans are more interested in the treasure hunt, but they feel that requesting payment is still important.

@user-wx4bj3rx5t Месяц назад

that is the funniest comment I've seen in at least a year and I'm chronically online@@theapexsurvivor9538

@JohnnyOMalley22 Месяц назад

Ah yes, Pink Kryptonite. I remember the story about that. "Did I ever tell you how Smashing you look in bowties, Jimmy?"

@battlesheep2552 Месяц назад

We don't talk about the pink one

@LordDarthHarry Месяц назад

There's also an alternative version in Justice League Action where it just gender bends Superman.

@kwayneboy1524 Месяц назад

@@LordDarthHarrywhich is still gay because Clark is straight so female form Clark is a lesbian.

@Greenkitten45 Месяц назад

That was crazy! 😂 They should adapt pink kryptonite to newer series.

@joaovinicius3403 Месяц назад

It's so wild that people forget Superman marrying a non-kryptonian Supergirl and having a daughter with her in the same issue (a plot point DC entirely dropped since that Supergirl series was cancelled for low sales and they decided to just bring Kara back).

@valmid5069 Месяц назад

0:55 *No no he’s got a point*

@thelegomaster173 Месяц назад

Shut up flash.

@russtaiv9661 Месяц назад

I always wait for that line.

@BrownieX001 Месяц назад

Real "shut up Mokuba" energy there. For any yugioh abridged fans.

@protorhinocerator142 Месяц назад

Meg

@Melvinshermen Месяц назад

Is not right when is Barry. But is right when is wally.

@fl8281 11 дней назад

Shut up Beast!!

@GiacomoSorbi Месяц назад

No matter the continuity: all across the multiverse, three lone words echoes in perpetuity - "Shut up, Flash!"

@beckywilson1550 Месяц назад

Its just a green rock how bad can it be

@hermitcard4494 Месяц назад

A GLOWING green rock.

@ccelite3782 Месяц назад

"It's just the color yellow" - Me, to Green Lantern

@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee Месяц назад

Famous last words

@gulver8693 Месяц назад

When the radioactive glow is in the visible spectrum, it’s bad.

@beckywilson1550 Месяц назад

@@hermitcard4494 so its a good night light nothing can go wrong

@RandoGrunt Месяц назад

1:50 I love the subtle One Ring moment there, lol.

@fnln3011 Месяц назад

I like that Superman apparently had kyptonite at home and somehow never noticed

@almessasorrow4950 Месяц назад

He typically doesn't notice if he's affected by non green kryptonite so that tracks.

@JohnnyOMalley22 Месяц назад

The Flash: The Watchtower's ran outta soda? Batman: Shut up, Flash! Me: Off to a great start.

@BeltFruits Месяц назад

Batman in a group of kryptonite addicts

@potsdam28 Месяц назад

Okay Luthor I’m guessing runs it

@machao195 Месяц назад

Every heroes and villains, even every side characters, has the right to tell Flash to shut up, when he's speaking nonsense.

@pvshka Месяц назад

I know, right? How could the Watchtower ever run out of soda?

@meiwasstruc2914 Месяц назад

When he's speaking*

@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation Месяц назад

We went from Beast giving Xavier cancer to Batman giving the entire Justice League cancer. I wonder what's gonna happen to The Seven💀💀💀

@ultraklash5518 Месяц назад

Probably gonna be pretty DEEP if you know what I mean

@GoldenBoyBlue Месяц назад

The Seven will be the most moral people on the channel.

@if7723 Месяц назад

Homelander actually goes around curing people of cancer with his laser eyes. He just doesn't quite understand that everyone isn't taking a nap afterwards.

@lewisaino 6 дней назад

@@GoldenBoyBlueHomelandrr saying OK Orphan Boomer

@Halilpasar Месяц назад

“The Pink one” *_We don’t talk about the pink one…_*

@user-ej1mf7np2v 9 дней назад

He got you there Clark

@reggyjohnson9083 Месяц назад

Here before this blows up…… like Krypton!!!

@marmyeater Месяц назад

Again. It's apparently been rebuilt a lot.

@maestrulgamer9695 Месяц назад

0:27-I know what a googleplex is,but NO WAY Batman has no much!

@MIIRBH Месяц назад

Yes, its quite literally impossible to get that much

@0biwan7 27 дней назад

@@MIIRBH unless he is using multiverse to store stuff

@warrenbradford2597 Месяц назад

Batman: “I store Kryptonite in your houses, too.” Edit note: thanks for me so many likes. I did not think I get this many from this comment.😀

@talgoren2246 Месяц назад

probably not in Superman's house, since he would actually notice.

@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta Месяц назад

@@talgoren2246 Blue Kryptonite

@endaeye Месяц назад

⁠@@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogetapink kryptonite, explains why he and Lois haven’t slept in a while

@HexPerplex Месяц назад

Is this AI voices by question?

@stegmannboy15 Месяц назад

superman be like: why do i always feel sick and weak at home

@dazzlethestar151 Месяц назад

I'd unironically watch 'Keeping up with the Kryptonites', sounds thrilling.

@ranpan6082 Месяц назад

Batman: How did you beat cancer? Lex Luthor: Brainiac. He shot a nanotech payload into my back when he held me hostage and forced me to build a new body for him.

@potsdam28 Месяц назад

Batman: Hmm he was inside me too…not doing that again.

@ranpan6082 Месяц назад

@@potsdam28 Lex Luthor: He gave me super strength as well.

@BeltFruits Месяц назад

Flash: cancer? Batman: yes flash I sleep in a kryptonite bed every night😂

@raihokyol1566 Месяц назад

Batman: I have so much Kryptonite and I do crazy stuff with it. Team: you're insane! Batman : I've made a TV show with it that make all of us rich. Team: You're a genius!

@somethingforsenro Месяц назад

genius and insanity are not so different after all

@lenart5417 Месяц назад

Batman "How much Krypto......nite?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rRD1496 Месяц назад

It’s fine he’s probably has a contingency for cancer and the pink kryptonite induced kind

@weeblordgaming6062 Месяц назад

We don’t talk about the pink one

@dimancor2925 Месяц назад

Now i want to see Kryptonite treasure hunt

@NSAsterus949 Месяц назад

"Aww, dangit! It's a blue one. Superman doesn't always care when you whip out the blue ones"

@SEWY7. Месяц назад

“Keeping up with the kryptonites” 😅💀

@oliveragag8576 Месяц назад

Batman and Lex and the biggest contributors to the support group.

@tj1020 Месяц назад

Kryptonite can be manufactured, and kryptonite energy can be stored like a battery. Also, it doesn't take much of it to affect Superman. At times even gum or powder of Kryptonite is all that is needed to negatively affect the man of steel.

@revolverocelot1380 Месяц назад

Nah it's honestly super inconsistent and how much it affects Superman heavily depends on whether the writer wants it to. Superman has nearly died from being near a shard in some stories but in some others he takes a kryptonite bullet deep into his chest and he's fine and dandy with only a little sickness.

@ElectricalMatthew Месяц назад

How did Batman run out of room did he fill both the bat cave and Wayne manor and does this mean Alfred and the robins also have cancer.

@lorekeeper685 Месяц назад

I think this means warwhouses too

@hafirenggayuda Месяц назад

Tbf, bat cave and manor store all other stuff too (tools, memorabillia, Robins)

@thegreatscribbles960 Месяц назад

I cant give over a group of grown men dressing up as superman and pretending to be affected by kryptonite I'm dying

@fabiopauli420 Месяц назад

"Kyroptonite is a rare element from Krypton!" "Rare my ### last week i stopped a mugger that had three crystals just in his pocket."

@charmgman0118 Месяц назад

You know the funniest thing about this is that its accurate that there's seems to be that much kryptonite on Earth

@mendozax0345 Месяц назад

I love how supe is immediately distracted by the tv show

@Chibimano Месяц назад

Love the continuity of Batman having so much Kryptonite that he sleeps on a bed made of it.

@codetaku Месяц назад

Batman being generous with company shares is the only surprising part of this video

@UnitedFan2 Месяц назад

Lex and Batman should have a chat about how much they are addicted to kryptonite

@Pogüiro Месяц назад

They have it every day in the support group for kryptonite addicts

@jakubport7361 Месяц назад

I tore my stitches from laughing, thanks a lot, man 😅

@TheDarkKnight-lf5ce Месяц назад

BATCANCER

@AlonzoDCraig Месяц назад

Bro said a googolplex! Batman has become my favorite JL member.

@AbsoluteJustice-iv4lb Месяц назад

Where does he even get room for that

@AlonzoDCraig Месяц назад

@@AbsoluteJustice-iv4lb Googol Drive?

@zzodysseuszz Месяц назад

I don’t know but imagining Batman dressed up as superman in a large therapy group filled with people dressed up as superman all pretending to be affected by kryptonite is the funniest shit in this video.

@coltontheabsoluteweirdo2116 9 дней назад

0:47 “Your cancers contagious!?” Best line ever

@sureindubitably3771 Месяц назад

"Batman, did you give us all cancer?!" A laugh track would've made that scene perfect imo lol

@Salutethesun2 Месяц назад

"I stored kryptonite in you houses, too" how tf is Superman not dead?

@mattdavis9601 Месяц назад

Because Clark Kent stays over at Lois' house most nights.

@monstery8027 Месяц назад

Batman: I needed more Flash: you need help! 💀

@darkreflection9087 Месяц назад

To be fair Kryptonite is a really cool glowing rock

@Godzilla-tu2cd Месяц назад

😂😂😂 kryptonite the worst kind of addiction

@tyrellblazer523 Месяц назад

Batman took never let them know your next step to a whole new level

@Paolo-ec2si Месяц назад

If Bats is obsessed with Kryptonite the i expect him to have all the other colors other than the usuale boring green. Black Red Blue White Pink Yellow

@EdmundLoh Месяц назад

SHUT UP FLASH is back!

@user-Reader_of_ALL Месяц назад

It sounds like Lex, actualy

@clyax113 Месяц назад

It always bothered me about the fact that Lex Luthor gets cancer and people realize long-term exposure of kryptonite causes cancer yet Batman never gets cancer. No one ever addresses that ever. Glad we're asking the hard-hitting questions on a 2 decade old series.

@hafirenggayuda Месяц назад

Tbf, Batman store the Kryptonite safely when not used, while Lex probably basked in its radiation every night

@theemotionalremix Месяц назад

Keeping up with the Kryptonites? More like keeping up with the Crypto maniacs 💀💀💀

@Scythephighting 12 дней назад

This reminds of a channel that did old bat man scenes and this is like, the modern one with the crappy mics and all of that and the music

@fiddleriddlediddlediddle 28 дней назад

According to Google, a googol is 1 followed by 100 zeroes and a googolplex is 10 raised to the power of googol, or 1 with a googol zeroes behind it. Also, according to Google, the number is so massive it surpasses the number of particles in the known universe. If we measure it in atoms, Batman claims to have a volume of Kryptonite larger than the entire mass of the known universe.

@mercce6750 Месяц назад

Now he understands what Lex went through

@darkfall7250 Месяц назад

Superman: "Parasite just stole my powers and is committing mass murder." Everyone: ... Martian Manhunter: "That sounds bad"

@callofhaloinfinite6336 29 дней назад

If you think about it: if Batman didn't carry Kryptonite for contingency plans, he can definitely afford it when the need arises.

@treanmunt1420 Месяц назад

The Kryptoniter Gets Kryptonited

@Titanusrex1616 Месяц назад

Plot twist: Batman was shot by Zarbar’s cancer ray while he was sleeping

@dreski83 28 дней назад

maaaaaannnn... I was NOT ready for that level of laughter 😂 I'm in trouble at work now...

@gabexd4386 Месяц назад

Why is nobody talking about how they're saying mass murder is not as serious as running out of soda

@kingdonut6675 Месяц назад

Why is Superman surprised that Batman has this much Kryptonite? Every two bit criminal in Metropolis has Kryptonite!

@kingdonut6675 Месяц назад

What if Batman is supplying the criminals of Metropolis with Kryptonite to keep Superman in check🤯

@RyanRicardo-nw7fe Месяц назад

I always imagined Batman walking off and getting himself tested after the news of luthor's cancer get out

@Samuel-vw4yv Месяц назад

I imagine that Batman has an entire room in the Bat Cave solely dedicated for storing the majority of the world’s kryptonite quantity

@zombiedemon1762 26 дней назад

Now I like to think Batman gets high, smoking kryptonite.

@gerihuginn2143 Месяц назад

The idea of rebuilding Krypton and blowing it up again to go on a space tresure hunt for kryptonite is what broke me dude . That should've scared the shit out of Superman . Also love the fact that there are so many kryptonite addicts .

@The-Black-Serpent-Syndicate Месяц назад

Batman: It's a group for kryptonite addicts. We dress up as supper man and portend to be affected by kryptonite. That one made me crack a smile. 😆😆😆

@zombiedemon1762 26 дней назад

I love it. Can we get a sequel to this?

@noir-214 Месяц назад

I was actually thinking when it was revealed what kryptonite does to regular people in Justice league the animated series I was hoping what happened to Lex Luthor didn't happen to Batman

@LostWallet Месяц назад

batman out here looking out for his homies

@Virgosantanaaa Месяц назад

I’m gonna keep that “do you know what a googleplex is” in my back pocket from now on

@BeetrootDude Месяц назад

This video is literally just the sentence “Well that escalated quickly.”

@lsixty30 Месяц назад

Superman tryna rizz up Parasite with that pink kryptonite

@warwickmorrison6073 9 дней назад

Hahaha! Keeping up with the kryptonites killed me! 😂😂😂

@cyanaura5044 Месяц назад

Man, Solid JJ Batman wasn't lying when he said that Kryptonite aren't rare and everyone has one lmao

@MyShiroyuki Месяц назад

Would imagine Superman would be a good kryptonite radar for the treasure hunts

@Voids_Enigma Месяц назад

And then the popularity of the show grew until it spanned the entire DC omniverse And then they all went to war after people’s ships of the kryptonites didn’t align with what was actual cannon

@Aerowarrier Месяц назад

Good to know Lex and Bruce are friends in this continuity

@marmyeater Месяц назад

This one is my new favorite.

@pitioti 23 дня назад

I love how things really went south and everyone losed their minds XD

@NinjaBaiano-br Месяц назад

We dont talk about the pink one.

@facuasecas-bp4zj Месяц назад

We all dress as Superman 😂😂

@kaczok1985 Месяц назад

To be fair to Batman, in one of the Lego DC movies Wonder Woman also mentioned that it would be a good idea to get some Kryptonite "just in case".

@russtaiv9661 Месяц назад

We all dress up as Superman...Batmans got issues lol.

@yui_riku2896 19 дней назад

"do you know what a googleplexe is ?" well either he can travel between infinite dimensions, or he don't know neither

@darmam0o Месяц назад

This is one of your best ones.

@oliveragag8576 Месяц назад

I'm pretty sure all of Krypton followed Superman's rocket and landed on Earth.

@potsdam28 Месяц назад

Just Supergirl. And Krypto. And Zod. And the city of Kandor. And…

@david7522 Месяц назад

Flash "so you just carry a block of kryptonite around in your belt at all times. In case you, what? Suddenly need to kill superman." Batman "yes" Flash "is.... Is there something in one of those pockets to kill me?" Batman narrows eyes menacingly and walks away Flash to himself "oh there totally is. That spooky bastard."

@eon1014 Месяц назад

The funny thing about this is that some variations of kryptonite can actually be like drugs and become super addictive (especially the red and silver kind), so this video isn’t actually far-off from the truth.

@speedstorm0332 25 дней назад

Meanwhile, Parasite is using his newfound Kryptonian powers to casually slaughter millions. To quote Superman, "It's a genocide down there."

@Melvinshermen Месяц назад

Why do i feel is not right is Barry that tell him to shut up. But is right for wally. ( yes i know in comic is wally. But in Movie is Barry ) Is maybe because of wally is more of the jokester part.