Snowflame, the Cocaine Powered Supervillain 

I'm going to order it right now

no thanks andy

who

You got away with it and did it

Honestly don’t blame you for taking a sponsor on this one, youtube is a dick

It's such a good line. It sound like something somebody on coke would say, at least the first part.

Hankbob, your profile picture is going to give me nightmares.

So how that's Cocaine bear became so OP

It's such an over the top line and that's why its great.

Breaking Bad Moment

That actually sounds cool as fuck

I'd pay to see that

that description is so cool it made me american

​@@lostgem8225 here's your complimentary cheeseburger and mandatory student debt.

that's such a funny comparison while also being a sick as hell comic cover idea

You know how Captain America gets his superserum. How do you know it isn't some good coke, or steroids. We need to act this is the first comedic to promote drugs.

"Comic" on a brave browser to avoid ads.

@@Skoopyghost Have you seen SolidJJ?

​@@emantelololololol9199 IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD

EXACTLY! I was expecting the way they beat him being that they have to *survive* his enslaught, forcing him to take more coke until he either burns himself to ashes or goes Boom.

He Is a villain and a drug addicted, but he has standards.

That's my goat He may be a cocaine powered supervillain, but he's still a good guy

Hell the fact he knows their names tells me that he genuinely cares about his workforce and they aren't just faceless goons to him

Do you think his goons are unionized?

even in his first issue he lets the guardians keep their belongings because "we respect the dead" The most out of character thing he's done is backstab the town, because everywhere else he's generally just been an egotistical but principled dude. "Oh yeah, we super respect the dead superheros who just tried to shut down our operation and we shot in cold blood with a full firing squad, but man fuck those kids, just let them get eaten by the magic panther."

@StarCrackFTW since when was covid an STD?

@@the-letter_s Tbf covid is spread by getting close to infected people, and you can't get much closer to someone than literally being inside of 'em.

​@StarCrackFTW bro forgot about the AIDS epidemic

​@@the-letter_sTechnically, Covid likely can work as an STD among its other transmission methods.

I thought the joke was that he died because one of the characters gave him AIDS initially.

“BUT EVEN THEN, I AM NO MEAR SLAVE, I AM IT’S PROFET, FOR COCAIN IS THE ONLY GOD”

​@@wizardswarrior"YET I AM GOD, THE LORD, THE WARRIOR"

*intense snorting ensues*

Batman: “there we go”

no idea why but i read this in a Skeletor voice

Bruce's opinion on drugs.I think would depend on which version you use But logically I don't think he would care.He just doesn't like the drug dealers.Due to the methods they use And would be averse to the harmful effects

Nah thats too on the nose. Ahh who am I kidding. Comic books are as subtle as a brick wall.

@@concept5631 nah, it's under the nose

@@jasperjazzie Its in your nose and rapidly entering your brain. Like cocaine.

Wouldn't it just look like a milk mustache?

Wait, there's cocaine residue under his eyes. He doesn't snort the stuff he shoves it in his eyes straight to his brain. That goes FUCKING HARD!!!!!

It's pretty hard

@@He-who-wakes that's good, cause Snowflame certainly isn't.

It goes so fuckin hard

It's like if Ministry used cocaine instead of heroin.

@@theapexsurvivor9538 There's perks to being a lesbian 😂

PLEASE I hope james puts him in

@@WSendam that’s so fuckin cool

If he does, Huggbees better play him, as its clearly what the legendary Snowflame deserves.

@@kainevins9927 I was thinking the son of gary busey

The whole Guardians can even work as the defacto "loser" version of the Justice League too. Like as a team of psychotic and pathetic idiots that are way out of their depth. Or even as crappy in-universe PSA mascots like from Super

IKR it legit goes hard

A reward of cocai..

That would be the ultimate proof that God has finally forgiven us.

Perfect casting.

elvis the alien would FUCKING LOVE THAT

@@actualzafra Charlie Sheen

@@actualzafraI would literally convert

You know i always liked when media takes some really stupid concept or object and makes a god out of it It would unironically be pretty cool to see a god of cocaine

@Dumb Blob the will of the cocaine God is to sell the ps2 you got two Christmases ago to pay of his dealer

​@Unknown you ever played the book of unwritten tales? They have a god of bad humor. He knows three jokes and he thinks only his are funny.

for what it's worth, the Killing Floor 2 weapon the Hemogoblin is kinda cool

“It is I, HEMOGOBLIN,THE AIDS VAMPIRE!”

Bodyworks Voyager says hi.

Yes it's truly clever for a vampire/blood drinking ghoul. May arguably be the most clever name I've heard in a long time that so perfectly fits who this person is & what they do. He's a goblin that drinks hemoglobin, sorry wasn't writing that as if u didn't understand it, therefore Hemoglobin, I mean Hemogoblin. Wow! Peace fellow human...

If it's any consolation, there's an enemy in Terraria that is called "Hemogoblin Shark"

I'm actually high right now as I say this, so bear with me, but in a few universes Harry Osborn has a drug problem that Spider-Man helps out with. Particularly in Spectacular Spider-Man, with Green Goblin.

Isn't this almost exactly Bane, other than this psychic powers.

They already did this, it's called Limitless starring Bradley Cooper lol

Thats Bane man

Bane

Lair* but yes

@@jabble__ Villains just like onions and a cocaine addiction have layers

I believe you meant "lair".

I’d love to visit it someday

Layers are what ogres and onions have my guy youre talking about lairs

That means he is used to it

Unlike 80's Wrestlers Snowflame knows how to moderate

Ultimate Warrior looks at Snowflame and says "them's rookie numbers."

​@@davi0121bruh 😂

​@@jamesbland5207 because he's only powerful with the coke in his system, while wrestlers can strangle anybody with or without coke, it's just coke makes them strangle more people like a pitbull whenever it sees infants.

Just like Marvel's the Spot, turning a joke character to a multiversal threat

Snowflame solos the MCU.

I mean, he wasn't a Joke Villain, at least not deliberately, The New Guardians was supposed to be a serious story confronting/discussing very real and very serious issues... the writing was just so awful that it accidentally turned every part of itself into a joke of some sort one way or another.

@@RipOffProductionsLLC it's felt like he was made as a message of "Drugs are bade, m'kay" but it has an opposite effect

Super coke that can turn anyone who snorts it into little Snowflames. Though I think a good twist would be Snowflame teaming up with Batman to help stop the production as he sees it as a mockery of his one true god, Cocaine.

I can't believe he forgot about Bane's drugs wrecking his body

TBH the DC government would hire them and produce it for themselves.

​@@alexdenommee3219 District of Columbia or Detective Comics?

​@@ob2kenobi388 I... Nvm

Plus the fact hes calling one minion out of however the hell many hes got in a giant cartel empire by NAME

Find an employer like Snowflame. He's got you covered in income, worker benefits, and shit loads of cocaine.

@@nothisispatrick4644plus, he actually remembers your name and values your life to a degree.

@@KellyCalKelsey Maybe everyone there is not a minion but actually a party member which is why they are valued lmao

@@ravioliravioli118 the joker also knows all his goons by name, he does kill them often, be he does remember their names

I swear that's why he wears reflective sunglasses while filming, that and the fact that one glimpse at his real eyes will turn you to stone immediately.

Thats the mark of a good speaker.

I'm sorry, what do you mean? I don't understand

@@pewdiepiebro35 When speaking, he moves his hands to emphasize his words. You can see this happening through the reflection in his sunglasses.

Most people usually do it when speaking, it’s not a conscious behavior

Leave him alive but tweaking in a rehab isolation room, bawling his eyes out. I hate it when media kills off characters that are this memorable, not preventing them from being used again and often leading to lamer versions being made to take their place.

@@OtakuUnitedStudio The "lamer" version is Bane

​@@nonamepasserbya6658 I honestly want to see just one comic where the caped knight of darkness fights the coke smoked villain in a fight.

@@dragonshiny7321 aint that just daily gotham?

She is a thief She could just steal his cocaine stash and let him suffer from withdraw

It's always cool to see a writer of the video's subject appear in the comments

@@the_representative - One of my friends is a Huggbees fan, and texted me the link! The least I could do was come leave a comment!

Holy crap no way! So huggbees actually has an impact! Thats So cool !! I can't wait to see what you guys do with snowflame in the future he really is one of the coolest supervillains of all time

YES WE NEED MORE SNOWFLAME

He needs a comedown rampage! Saying that, would he ever have a comedown since he has an infinite supply of the stuff?

fuck yeah

Oh abso-fucking-lutely.

Shitting himself from vegan donuts and doing it in style!

blud forgot about the Condiment King

@@sleepy7337 the riddler is now the THIRD best Batman villain

Don't forget that the Penny Plunderer is the one that caused Batman to have the giant penny in the batcave

@@HappyBeezerStudios Dude, they retconned him out of canon. Now the penny came from Twoface

I would love if snowflame showed up in any of the Arkham games now because of that

He gives me Adam west joker vibes

I miss these villains. Unapologetic, theatrical and yet showing a soft side (dude knows the names of his followers and henchmen. That commands respect.)

Read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

@@saidi7975 Not only that its not like he didn't keep his promise to the islanders either. Chances are the only reason he has the fancy car, fancy gun, and the fancy home is to keep up appearances for business. otherwise you know he would have just been happy snorted it up. Chances are every single one of his workers under him were probably working for roughly the same pervieably slave wage as the islanders. They got everything promised education, security, and the whole 9 yards. If I'm honest the fact they made the crazy catwoman with the large black puma out like a hero is kinda weird for them. They normally make conspiracy theorists out criminally insane and having no argument at all despite there always being some core of truth there.

@Flippy that should be the nemsis of stripperla

It would essentially be Popeye's Spinach with downsides.

@@alexross1816 exactly!

this could be an hourman story lol

@@alexross1816 Popeye theme plays. *SNNNNNIIIFFFFFFFFF*

The problem is, it makes cocaine look AWESOME. But it's a bloody good idea.

You didn’t get presentation?

​@@Exetran You play your cards right, drugs are literally a superpower. Also you will go through a living rot and die a fucking husk. But if you can maintain your focus, if you can manage your life, if you can remember to not do drugs just for the sake of being on them, you will be a straight up goddamn supervillain. Even when you're trying to be a hero. Everyone else is saying you're gonna crash and burn eventually. But by that warning alone, they are flat out admitting that you can fly.

nah not really

You just didn’t do enough

As someone who sells cocaine, I think you're a liar.

Snow flame was in the latest season of harley quinn and sadly... it was not hugbees

@@jimibunni SLAMMED. CAR DOOR.

would explain how he survived being exploded tho

@@sarafontanini7051 it's after a reboot, but lets be real here snowflame absolutely survived that explosion

@@sometoastergirl wasnt there cocaine in the shed or something? even if not, he is SNOWFLAME

imagine how much cooler it would've been, too, if his death was caused by getting backed into a corner by the giant panther, and in an epic battle he took so much cocaine to try to win that he exploded

“The MORE you FIGHT, the MROE YOU FAN THE 🎼🎶 _FIRES_ 🎵 OF MY HIGH ❤️‍🔥 “

Fr, he was clearly having fun doing those

No, Will Wolfgram is a much better Snowflame.

No

It's the only character in these comics that he cares about

I'm keep trying to read his name as "Snow-flake", and catching myself, as it just doesn't fit with a _cocaine powered supervillain_

who's Andrew

Who in the cocaine white hell is Andrew?

Andrew is Hughbees real name 💀

this video was an hour long?

did you know snowflame is a supervillain that's powered by cocaine

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Snowflame, Cocaine Powered Supervillain, the Supervillain powered specifically by Cocaine. That Snowflame. Cocaine’s Snowflame

you sure it's not big mint candy tube, the mint chocolate powered rinsing machine?

Snowflame, the Cocaine Powered Supervillain. That's right, he's Snowflame, the Cocaine Powered Supervillain!

I think the fan comic is awesome. But I still believe he works better as a true villain(I do ship him and Raven from that comic though even if it could never work)

AND somehow a better anti-drug message than whatever they came up with.

He wouldn't do that though, he's a cocaine expert, he has standards

It's funny because this character would Litteraly work better as an anti drug psa if he was a hero . The real tragedy of drugs is not when bad people use it, it's when good people use it . Like the idea of the hero needing to take drugs to win would make for such a better way to show why they're so destructive, for example, cocaine is illegal and expensive, he's a hero, but he's not made of money, so how does he get cocaine ? Steal it ? Buy it and make the drug empire prosper ? There could be so many good ways to use his power to create good action and moral dilemma, like, let's say one of the villains has a huge facility filled with cocaine because he is a drug lord, and snowflame makes the whole place blow up, creating a litteral snow of burning cocaine like radioactive fallout , that would give him incredible power and keep him from dying from the explosion and give incredible power but put him on a timer as, once all the cocaine has burnt up he will collapse .that would be insane .

@@imanalligator9694 Captain America gets his power from drugs, so..

​@@Uncle-Jayand from solid JJ's Avengers PSA it was not just any drug but cocaine

​@@Uncle-Jaycanonically it is just drug instead of drugs

​@@Uncle-JayLiteraly Hourman from JSA

But then he’d probably just be like a discount Bane

​@@normalhuman9878 Bane needs a bro that understands him. Imagine the name for the teamup or if they started a gang: Powder Juice

He could single-handedly save DC on Film.

Legit kinda surprised James Gunn hasn’t brought him back in any of his DC stuff. That’s a James Gunn ass superhero pull right there

@@MrSkerpentine Maybe he's holding this trump card close to his chest, waiting to blindside everyone by announcing him by snorting a Scarface-sized mound of coke.

you now you fucked up when the one off cocaine powered supervillain is more beloved and more remmeberd than your whole ass superhero team

the latter part is just my friends talking to me

Also earth 2 Thomas Wayne batman

Second that. Got it cheap on Switch since there weren’t too many games at the time and I was pleasantly surprised by how awesome it was

Doesn't the Gin Geanie also fit into that role?

JESUS, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is an anime where the main character goes through this arc. It’s honestly pretty common to have these thinly veiled drug and self destruction themes in action media.

If only hemoglobin was a mascot for getting aids as well

Wait wait, this guy is real?? Lmfao

@@LeSageLeWillow It's all real.

I’m just imagining a 5 year old reading the comic and thinking Cocaine gives me superpowers and then buying it

honestly I think it could be a super funny movie today but I feel like DC could never slander themselves like that

My favorite character who's only ever appeared once is nukeface from allan Moores first issue of swamp thing

Also technically I think Hemogoblin was the first DC character with a real terminal disease

He’s showed up in the show already and he’s…not that. I like your idea though

YES

Yes

He has the hair and build for it.

@@dubuyajay9964 exactly! Plus the crazy "party" persona is a perfect vibe for the character

I'm bababababa back, baby!

@@dknighton100 THE NAME’S DR ROCKZO THE ROCK N ROLL CLOWN! AND I DO COCAINE!!!

They have a fan made comic about him

I kind of did, but that was due to Linkara introducing him to me many years back.

@@crazyluigi6664 at least half of the reason he came back is due to linkara making it a recurring meme. a lot of other charather with similar history but forgettable gimmick would have never get the chance!

@@serPomiz Indeed.

Now I'm imagining one of those super villain creation lab things that Oscorp usually has and it plays out like that one spider drug video with it ending with Snowflame killing everyone in the building

I mean, Floro did basically become that in a later comic. Teamed up with his former student Poison Ivy, started a drug operation, then didn't want to fight and told Batman to mellow out.

*1 tenth

a japanese cyborg samurai is such an original idea, what are you talking about ?

@@devforfun5618 sarcasm 💯💯

​@burgern tbh, the above comment said "original" not "interesting"

@@N.I.A23 Japanese cyborg samurai is not original 💯

It's to hide his bloodshot eyes from all the "Snowflame" research

Isn't there a story like that called Katana Zero?

​@@autobotstarscream765yeah, that is kinda katana zero, except zero doesn't know what the drugs so and the story isn't about the drugs, it's about Zero, and learning his past. Sorry for talking so much but I love katana zero with all my heart and hearing someone mention it makes me giddy

@DaVideoGamer Glad I could make your day. I'm one of the people that discovered Katana Zero because of this video's Comments! 😁

Yeah but they didn’t have enough pages to do that. Could’ve skipped over that pointless plane ride, but whatever

I just realized that that giant panther probably got high af after eating snowflame

​@@Term-0 then the spirit of Snowflame possesses the panther and he's now a coke addicted big cat

@@ashikjaman1940oh my god! I wish. Anything but what we got

and catwoman's main skill is she has superhuman agility - she's going against a brute force opponent, the obvious way is to outlast him until the high wears out

I like the implication that snorting cocain catches you on fire with white flames

Another great super villain ended before his face got famous

snowflame’s coke empire in the catwoman comic is so fucking cool

It was so good I had to realize halfway through that it wasn't a canonical voiceover, but just some youtuber I was watching, lol

I read the title. I moused over. "52 minutes?!?" I hovered for a second. I clicked. Was not disappointed. 11/10.

I'd probably take a rail, no questions asked

Dystopian AU where all the villains are used to manufacture this cocaine, which is used to give the heroes their powers.

I imagined sentient tornado made out of cocaine and now I want this supervillian to exist.

@@insanospaz A rail? I'd take an entire train station!

The Spice of Death!

They even Mickey his coke with a poison frog, which kills him

@@SteveDe935I headcannon that he’s not even dead, just paralyzed and tripping balls

someone hire this salt

He's alive on Prime Earth.

So basically, Scarface.

Please don’t take his cocaine Anything but that I beg you

This is a really interesting angle on it, it'd be sick to see someone do something with the character in that vein.