Battle Crimes in International Waters 

This is so specific yet so accurate

Gotta run out the clock somehow

omg this is so real

I had a Spanish teacher who was like that with baseball. Unfortunately, I hate baseball - so it was a far longer year than it would've been if we just......actually learned fucking Spanish.

nah he loos like a pathetic beta em0 cuc. oh WAIT he IS nothing but a pathetic beta em0 cuc!

*Laughs* 🎶🎵"FEEL GOOD!"🎶🎵

Cause he's facing against Dan who thinks "Arin can't be THAT stupid" only to be proven oh so very wrong

He's the worst, the best, and above all else, he's Arin And we wouldn't have him any other way

Arin is so stupid at games sometimes it annoys me 😂

I was surprised to see that Arin is actually pretty good at Battleship.

Also tea and coffee, which as a whole is simultaneously the most childish and the most old man shit anyone could consume

I'm actually there with Dan. Shit like Red Bull is *disgusting*.

It's the genetic jew stomach!

And plain Cheerios.

@@genghiskangaroo32 you’re so right. Our beloved old man and 6 year old boy hybrid

City's breaking down on the camel's back...

​@@devinward461They just have to go, 'cause they don't know wack

@@stitchlover4381 So while you fill the streets, it's appealing to see

@@TindraSan You won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and free

@@TindraSan You won't get out the county, 'cause you're bad and free

It's like swinging the camera around 180 at a sitcom TV series

It just means there's plenty of room to continue decorating with more 10MPH chaos!

Fr it makes me think that the 10mph is filmed in some sort of effed up interrogation room

Because it makes this look like a hostage video. That these two poor boys are being held at gunpoint in an underground bunker and are being forced to consume baby formula.

dude totally! what happened to the nice color room they normally film in?

Vanessa said she would never pitch anything she wouldn't do herself. As it turns out, however, her tolerance level is much higher than theirs.

Her saying "I didn't" at 12:45 was pure concentrated goblin

@@formerJIM33333 im shocked the boys dont call her out on that more often for the crazier stuff. they did the one time and she said it then but they could make a running bit of getting Vanessa to do the thing with them whenever it gets really unpleasant

50% sweetheart, 50% goblin, 200% chance to remember the name-oblin? ;)

What happened to Allie?

Dan will die an early death‽ ‽ ‽

@@leciii7831wow I’ve never seen that exclamation mark before

@@leciii7831 ooh, an interobang! How rare to see one in the wild, much less three!

​@leciii7831 yeah hes said before his crippling stomach issues will likely lead to an earlier death

@@wingedfish1175 please be kidding

He is correct. He did not indeed jam them all in the middle.

You are easily impressed.

​@@ConeJellos You're lame

My very handy friend has made these, too. He broke them out at the last New Years Ever party with actual liquor, we were all horrified yet impressed.

He usually wears contacts. Maybe he’s just becoming an older man.

​@@PeacefulAutisticI mean, he's in his 40s

​@@molag-ballordofdomination2065And he'll be 45 soon!

King Candy: "You hit a Dan WITH glasses... that's... ... well played."

Regular Dan Yaoi Dan Glasses Dan. I see no difference love is love 😉👍

Same here, caught me very off guard.

Lol, dude same. Spit my coffee on the desk.

Arin's on a roll with the Gorillaz references lately

​@@tastypotato9272 what else did he reference?

@@devinward461 he referenced the intro of DARE in the "can it sausage?" video

Because it’s cheating!!! The ships aren’t allowed to touch!!!

@@Iluvpie6 i have never heard of this rule. i didnt cluster them bc it never occurred to me but i have never heard that ships touching is cheating 😭 not meant to be rude just an observation

Yeah, I feel like the ships touching rule is obscure; I've never once heard of this rule in all my life.

​@@Iluvpie6 From the official rule book from Hasbro: "Do not place a ship so that any part of it overlaps letters, numbers, the edge of the grid or another ship" The wording isn't great since someone could argue that touching counts as overlapping, but they also have a sample image of a "correct" setup in the instruction book where ships are placed directly adjacent to each other with no gaps. So I would say it's not cheating. It's a very risky strategy though that depends on your opponent not discovering your pattern until it's too late. It only works if the opponent doesn't expect it and their guessing pattern doesn't check the corners. A less risky alternative would be to have 1 or more of your smaller ships away from the cluster, so if the opponent finds the cluster early you still have a chance.

@@gogokowai yep, overlap essentially means "on top of". A term people could be confusing it for is butting. So there is no rule against Arin butting his ships . :P

omg your cousin is secretly Dan?!

Dan does love his Rush

I'm sorry, did you mean the ymja?

Your cousin is awesome. That is a weird sentence to type out to a stranger on the internet, but it's the truth so here we are.

@@scrubtug6507 ha. i get it.

Which makes them all the more painful but good for television!

Now he’s gotta go to one of those diaper cafés…

Did you know?: At age 6, he was born without a face?

Dan didn't need to connect with his inner baby, cause as we all know, he's already a *sexy widdle baby.*

LOL me too - I wondered at that moment if she goes in to most episodes like "Is this the one that gets me fired?" lol

I wish that was literal. 😂

i saw it after this comment and i actually burst out laughing because i have never seen so much emotion and despair in a man’s eyes. and it’s over baby formula

I have genuinely never seen a man with such a broken soul. He has seen the lifeless corpse of god

Underrated comment!!!

I had a stroke reading this comment

@@SamRK-1000 really? seems easy enough. maybe the puns threw you off?

@@miguelnewmexico8641 yes they did, I got really confused really fast and the “(baby)” DERAILED ME instantly

​@SamRK-1000 put baby in the corner

Me: don't mix booze and 3-Methoxyphencyclidine and Flubromazepam alpha-Pyrrolidinohexiophenone and,

mixing hard alcohol and beer is actually a quite common mixed drink. plenty of cocktails have both. this has been a friendly reminder from Professor Buzzkill.

TIL booze and beer aren’t the same thing

Is that why we do it like they do on the discovery channel?

I'm probably in the minority but I find 'nonswearing' actually funnier - like when the subtitles said son of a BOAT when Dan said b**ch, I think it would've been funnier if he'd said boat (and on theme, lol). I just find nonsweary swears funnier in general, also insulting someone by calling them inanimate objects e.g. "you utter doorknob!" "You sack of hair" etc

So this is confirmed safe? 😭 from a fellow emetophobic

I just paused the video for five minutes looking for a comment like this because of Dan’s trash can 😭😭 (also from an emetophobic)

confirmed safe. dan has a fairly sudden spit take at 17:37 but that's the only thing that might be triggering

Also an emetophobe nervous with every gross food-related 10mph and Dan's poor digestive system. Thank you for confirming the episode is safe, @eljarhead! I definitely haven't had the episode paused for the last 10 minutes since the appearance of the "chum bucket" while I desperately skim the comments!

Jack isn't bad, though... Now, if we're talking Canadian Mist, then I absolutely agree.

Some people don’t like things

I can't drink any of these as much as I can't drink alcohol. Dan probably can't either. I mean he can but he would rather not. That's what it's like to have a sensitive tummy. My tongue immediately screams NO when I try something haha

sensitive boys

Just Dan. He has a sensitive tum tum

Shot glasses are usually 2 oz, so 4 would be 8oz. I’m with Dan I can’t handle energy drinks or soda

To be fair the idea of red bull mixing with baby formula curdles my stomach so I can imagine it's way worse for dan.

in an hour? seems normal enough. not a great combo of things, but the volume doesn't seem like an issue to me.

@@miguelnewmexico8641dude that’s like 12 cups of liquid… 17 shot glasses per game at 2oz each multiplied by three games.

That's what the Chum Bucket and the friendship is for ✨

I never do. Its how I'm reminded its Monday.

That part made me feel good

A good kinda day

Same

Through the magic of publishing schedules, anything is possible.

Golly!

I’m so hungry, I can eat an Octorok

Slap a tier list on it and you'd have a solid episode

Someone’s writing that down

They should do a taste test of different water flavoring products cause most of them are god awful

​@@canigohome2896oh that's a good one