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That would be a nice story for eclipse

Iirc the seperatists recycled their Droids which lead to having these chatty Battle droids over time. Also their OS wasnt kept up to date or maintained well which in turn "helped" them develop these personalities. I think Geetslys had a Video on it explaining it in greater detail from which i remember the aforementioned points.

They were programmed by the lowest bidder after they lost the battle of Naboo because the wifi crashed. Being the cannon fodder unit and being used for thing they weren't originally designed to do made them somewhat "quirky" and somewhat passive aggressive to their position.

@@venusflytrap2622 the droid version of inbreeding

@@Twili8697 Would that make the Droids theoretically descendants of the Habsburgs or from inhabitants of Alabama? jk *Puts helmet on and yeets into the trench for cover*

He will be missed.

Idk, "MY KNEES" has me rolling

Nah it's that lego star wars line In Chapter 3 "Aw guys! You guys are the best! I never thought Id make it to retirement, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

@@Eradicator-jv9xr war crime

That's every bf2 player when they see a hero all alone

He was picking flowers for padmeh.

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 Ah, welcome to Robot Chicken apparently

​@@trazyntheinfinite9895Heh

roger roger

​@@SofiaGaming006roger Roger

That droid really. should shut up on being the commander

*Roger roger.*

💀 ☠️

1:18

The original among us

H E L L O T H E R E

:0 General Skywalker!

HELLOL THEREE

@@eliaszechner759 GENERAL KENOBI

*Punches Battle Droid head off out of frustration*

He was not the brightest bulb on the ship

Was that the the movie or the series? 🤔

@@brandonh5201 why do you have that emoji

@@brandonh5201 movie

That deserter committing suicide just to go awol

my reaction too

They have more personality than the clones 😆🤣

Thats the jedi for you. Also the people in sw dont consider droids living things for some reason, they do see them as targets to kill but no mercy is ever shown.

@@fabrypetty1689if we ever get to the point where we have combat droids in the military….I feel it would be good to offer possitive reinforcement and affection when necessary. I mean we keep bringing up stuff like terminator but….that kind of stuff happens when you abuse everything that technology does without appreciating it.

​@@jakeb.7997 Exactly. Imagine how the CIS could have made every semi-sentient piece of robotics protest for better treatment lmao.

@@Cotac_Rastic in reality they would be the same as any human soldier…..they should be treated as such and protected just as a human operator would be protected in the field.

@@jakeb.7997 Depends on the model honestly, if its just a weapons platform with no brain whatsoever i dont think a human who has to be grown and trained for about 2 decades is worth losing.

@@slushy8603 it is

Matthew Wood

When you remember the droids and the general who hates them are voiced by the same guy:

He’s also one of the sound designers for Lucasfilm

yes

I mean I would too

And anakin still killed him even though he practically surrendered. Thats a war crime. The jedi are war criminals

@@gaymermoment In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue

@@neet-o-muskeet-o4521 The sky isn't blue on every planet and not all Jedi are war criminals, just most of them.

@@njnjco and they were also just Droids and not like real people

Bro got turned into a janitor

B1: the Jedi has disarmed your bombs Slaver: WHAT?😡 *Many demotions later* B1: yep, this is the worst job in the droid army

You mean the death star right?

@@muazhaque2594 Lol yes

The best bond was to the reprogrammed droids in the citadel story arc... man they wasted those

The trouble is that to the enemy they look exactly the same and likely weren't being listen to plus the droids have their programming so they would be aggressive by nature to anyone who is not a prisoner or their senior commander and the Jedi don't view droids as lifeforms but merely objects that move and try to kill them!

@@superomegaprimemk2 But Anakin and Luke both had a bond with R2D2. Although with C3po he always felt like everyone treated him like he was expendable. Like I'm not sure if he ever had any friends besides R2.

@@destroyerblackdragon True but remember that most of the droids that Anakin was facing were pretty much trying to kill him on the battlefield, R2 is clearly a droid with limited amounts of programming limitations thus able to do what he deems to be the right course of action but then we know very little about R2 prior to ep1, who built and programmed him in the first place and why he is so independent minded, I'm betting he likely older than we believe, he likely gone through a bunch of refreshes and a few upgrades during his time!

@@superomegaprimemk2 But if you look at the Legends arc it’s revealed that it’s not their fault. They have an inhibitor chip that prevents them from refusing orders. In a way, they are just like the clones: sentient beings built for war, only to be abused again and again

Just like his knees

@@dudemcduder1628 dude💀

I used to be an adventurer like you

Same, I was looking for this comment, it's at 6:20

@@Oreca2005 til I took a jedi to the knee

I think they didn't even care

Technically it gets rid of one second once you start playing sooo it is correct..........................but you already knew that. Don’t you

@@bloodbrothers6556 yes… appreciate the humour

Far too many to count.

"And what makes you so sure that you have the whole truth?"

@@matthewkalasky2891 You’re close on that line. It’s actually, “And how do you know that you even have the whole truth?”

"I guess I'm the commander now" made me go absolutely hysterical.

Like they knew they had 'em and so let him try that as a joke.

The among us part is basically shape shifter gameplay

​@@MDLuffy1234YTok...

“I can’t see them!”

@@multiverse_media2023 "Where'd they go?"

@@samalvey8168 *Falls off* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

@@calcutt4 "Oh my God!"

@@multiverse_media2023 Get back here sargeant.

I mean, he wasn’t doing anything, why kill him?

They never learned the word "children"

@@wingedbluj1674 Well, they're droids. Droids don't have children, just smaller models.

​@@wingedbluj1674cant be charged with killing children if you dont know what a child is 😂

But at least he survived because Anakin closed the cell door.

@@SuperStreetWarriorHe probably died slowly after running out of power.

*Jedis arrive* "And it just went into overtime"

@@capncake8837 For real though, they have the privilege of not going through physical pain. The clones can't say the same.

Well I hear that the Separatist Alliance try to collect broken droids from the battlefield to be recycled into new droids so there might be a chance of them remembering.

First of all: It seems like the droids share their data of the battles bc Tactic droids can learn and adapt based on past fights. So maybe they dont transfer their personality but surely battle related data. Second would that surely be a nice idea for a philosophical movie. Maybe in the direction of "Edge of tomorrow"

Honestly they wouldn't care to recycle memories unless it's a high ranking tactical droid

Well in attack of the clones C-3POs head was attached to a battle droid body and he started gaining hate towards the Jedi so I think the answer is yes, their minds are salvageable

I know this technically isn’t cannot but in Star War Lego All Stars it talks about Roger (a b1 battle droid) being in battles and then getting resembled again and again. Roger is from Freemakers btw

And they deserve it

Clankers: A Star Wars Story.

I'd watch it for sure. Poor droids always get the sponge end of the stick, and worse yet know it.

Yes

If I were a part of that project, I'd make it be about the Separatist POV in the war, where the Republic seem to be the bad guys (while subtly coming off like the good guys) and meanwhile the Battle Droids are either protecting a town at any cost, giving to the needy who were badly affected by the Clone Wars and maybe even taking down small criminals on the side or even dealing with the shadier elements within the Separatist Army. Not all Separatists were as evil as Count Dooku or a murderous criminal like General Grevious. Anyway, I'm thinking that the main characters could be a secret clandestine squad of Commando Droids and Battle Droids which was set up by a Separatist commander who's actually the good guy version of Danzo Shimura from Naruto: Shippuden. A guy with good and strong morals who feels like the Separatists could do better in the war by *being* better than the Republic. Of course, the Separatist leadership would use this squad as a PR booster for the Separatist Army but command of this squad still falls down to the Separatist commander I mentioned before. And of course we'd get the delicious comedy that made the Battle Droids really fun, but we'd also get some deep character development moments because the Battle Droids have never done good guy things before and they have never been the good guys before. Hell, we could also get the answer to the question of whether or not the Battle Droids get the memories from dead Battle Droids uploaded into their memory banks which would make their lives seem like a nightmarish isekai and an endless time loop of death at the same time. It would probably make the Droids question if their fight was worth it and if there is any point to the war, which, I know, that dilemma is similar to what the Clones went through but the truth is that the Clone Troopers and the Battle Droids are just two sides of the same coin so it would make sense for these more morally good Battle Droids in this hypothetical series to have almost the same kind of character development as the Clone Troopers. I love this idea and part of me wants to make a fanfiction about it.

Star Wars the clone wars is a show for Everyone and for people who love Star wars

Didn't The Clone Wars broadcast on Cartoon Network? Back when they had integrity and took risks?

“MY KNEES! Duh, AAAAAH!”

OH NO MY KNEES * freaking dies *

It made me laugh so hard

what episode is that?

@@supriss1190 no clue

@@supriss1190 S1E3, Shadow Malevolence

You are unironically completely correct during episode 1 the design was based of a Sentral ai wich is why they were changed to be independent sadly due to the separatists being cheap skates their ai was highly limited

Tbf they didn’t kill the droid who was cleaning they locked it in the cell

69 likes, my favourite number, nobody else like this comment *edit, dammit guys

You mean *unarmed* droids. All of those you see getting whacked in the show are combat models. They ARE combatants, regardless if they have weapons in their hands or not at the moment.

Yeah, the jedi are litreally war criminals

@@FalconWindblader I still don't like it. They're clearly sentient and we know from both canons they are capable of leaving the war and living peacefully.

@@ovni2295 Reading this makes me imagine the droids failing both High School and College for some reason.

They strike down droids so easily because they’re canon fodder.

Dont tell me you really wrote out the right number here

@@TheRogueOneYT I did, because it's one of my favorite moments of all time!

Understandable

*Do not underestimate our meme,if the rebel army fall the citizens will loss they cringe,and order will be restored* General Kalani

*_Hmph_*

On the other hand you can see it as a surprise... but a welcome one

"MY KNEES!"

That is actually a nice explanation. I am also excited how this will play out in the upcoming Star Wars Eclipse game. If the trade federation already uses battledroids then they would also be controlled by nearby ships

I still love the payoff(not featured here) "Oh? Oh. Oooh..." It's so saaaad 😿

Possibly

makes sense, thats the story of Roger in the Lego Star Wars series

@@philipmartin3411 it is XD

If there's one that lends a lot of credibility to that theory it's the one with the other two that encountered a pissed off Anakin. There's no way he hasn't been slaughtered by Jedi multiple times with that attitude.

Would explain why that one said „it won’t matter“. He’s done it a bunch of times already.

FBI, OPEN UP

@@TheRogueOneYT Cheese and rice, were the Battle Droids doing something THAT illegal???

@@chippy2023illegal spice trading. Anakin wants his hit later 🤣

ANAKIN MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE PUB!

@@TenthSgtSnipes AND TO *YOUR MOM!*

Which one?

@@TenthSgtSnipesand to your MOM

They are really missing in the new star wars shows...

"I thought you said we'd be better off on Tatooine. I've got sand chafing my circuits!"

Omfg yes please

When a random commander droid has a bigger villan ego than a actual story relevant villan

The most embarrassing part is the fact that it's a *Tactical Droid* which is supposed to be smarter than B1's...

​@@v12ts.gaming it's even smarter than commando droids. The only ones is stupid is B1 but they are hilarious and I love them 😂

That hurt like my knees

Remembered, but not missed.

@@iamgnome6230 and how’s that?

@@mechateamleader4071 it's a bit of a joke but most of their movies (in my opinion) were mid at best

They were gone because of Disney

If only Nimora was an actual Nlue Shy movie

Roger roger