Battlefield 2077 

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Haven’t laughed this hard ina while thanks bro

That madee laugh so hard

Lord help us all

GET OUT !

And by EA, you mean Early Access?

*you are

@@Rwdphotos both

Can your game drive hovercrafts up a wall unintentionally. These are clearly just features falling through the map and being extra buggy all planned out.

@@themythicaldragonhunter9504 It just works.

He always does, it gets sadder every time v.v I miss good games v.v

Does anyone know what song dunk used for the end card?

@@absoluteunit8628 I think it’s a song from yoshi’s island?

Yeah, as in Early Access

@@saschap8461 Battlefield is an insult to early access, valhiem and Hades are good games that resulted from good early access

ah yes. boat.

Who tf needs TOW missiles when you have. B O A T.

It's not a boat stupid. it's a hover craft... boat oiajsdefopuawefpoiuawef

@Dehumanizing my land lord lol

ENTER A NEW ERA

ok uncle dane. settle down there

i think it's even subtler to that, i think that if you watch even closer you'd tell that he's insinuating that the trailers for these AAA games is never the same as the "finished" product, due to these companies inherent greed and deception.

Papa dane

Wow, thanks for this really amazing insight Dane. Thank you for really helping me read in between the lines with this thought-provoking commentary

when are you finishing the TF2 Minecraft mod. I have been waiting for like 3 years.

okay squad. lets bug out.

@@socks2441 *starts to have intense epilepsy and spasming through the ground*

@@nileredsexperiment834 *fades out of existence*

I see what you did there.

Gamebraking game

I've played the game since release and it's been fun every day, especially infected. All the battlefield games are this shitty, I really, truly, do not understand why this one went differently. Bad company two was a piece of shit that barely worked and it was fun as hell, same as this one

Why did you use a German word out of nowhere? Are you a Nazi or Black?

@@l0000worms lol

@@timurkral3781 Wtf does that have to do with being black? Also schadenfreude is in the english dictionary too as its commonly used by english speakers.

@@timurkral3781 Mate are you seriously implying all German people are Nazis

For REAL

"BaTTLEWEED CALL of APEX TUMBLE LEGENDS"

@@spakentruth lmfao what

@@spakentruth lmao what

took alot of work for that comment. Easy 515 people who think you some how made something worth the time.

Bruh 🤣🤣

Yup 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Especially when the battle goes through the floor

The true battle is against the game itself

Within 5mins this comment gained apmost 100 likes. Just for the record, I liked this comment BEFORE it was cool.

He was too busy voicing all of the characters.

Who? Oh you mean Crisp Rat

He's so cool.

If Seth Rogan had directed this game, we could have gotten free weed.

I'd prefer funnyman Jack Black in this role

They could've animated parts of those clips by hand

It's literally DICE's first slipup if you don't count BF V. I can see if they've had two, three, four slipups but since that's not the case, this comment's a weightless opinion.

@@ProtossExecutor100 yea its the first bad launch if you don't count BF V, Hardline, BF4, or BF3

@@ProtossExecutor100 Slip up? A slip up is having a small glitch or bug. This is blatant game breaking stuff that should never happen on launch, all because they needed to rush the game out. When the fucking shooting in an First Person Shooter doesn't work, along with basically everything else, it's not an "oopsie" or slip up. Found the moron who buys these games with their eyes and brain closed.

@@ProtossExecutor100 almost every battlefield game has been broken at launch?...

Exactly. All that matters at the end of the day is sales, and these idiots who keep buying these games are ensuring the development of these games will only continue to get lazier and lazier.

@M B in the video description

tbf actual game looks ten times more fun than the trailer. it's like Fallguy mixed with a really shitty war game.

I can tell you that he didn't buy the game. Most of these are pre existing clips from RU-vid.

Battlefield is not Battlefield without classes. Change my mind.

Pro gamer strats, like always. Dunkey wins again!

@@TheyCallMeMrMaybe oh wow, it's almost like these clips are still from the game. Wtf is this point, these problems exist regardless

It just works!

Shut up pubg

So ever changing in fact that you start fighting in a void

@@ash_1419 That's like the gamer equivalent of racism

@@Breakaway-ic5gj everything's racist

Do you think that they included the bad launch as nostalgia for the veteran players which remember the launch of BF3 and BF4?

BFV was a masterpiece for this garbage

Battlefield 4 is where it's at. They REALLY and I mean R E A L L Y should just make some DLC for Battlefield 4 and people would throw their money at em.

@@bananapineapple6949 bf4 had a buggy launch aswell. pretty much all of dices games have a buggy launch

BfV is a great game now and even at launch it had more than 2042

They tried so hard to make it so that Star Wars battlefront wouldn’t be its being failure. Mission accomplished

Holy shit, Vandiril watching dunkey :D

currently watching video game slunky youtube

wow i find you everywhere.... everywhere where is bad coding xddddd

So many game studios just don't give a shit anymore man.

League is still more buggy than this.

Feels like a crowbcat video

@@igorlukyan206 Dunkey is a clone of a dunkey clone confirmed???!!?!! Get the emojis in here 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 perfect.

This is a crowbcat format

Crowbcat style

Why did you quote game as if it isn’t a game despite its issues lmaooooo

The art of pre orders

DICE 😄 EA 😡

Let's not kid ourselves. DiCE is also VERY MUCH responsible for these messes. Ever since BF4 , it's all been a massive cum dump on launch.

They roasted themselves at this point, he just exposed it

he's taking the Crowbcat approach

If you still think these games won't have game breaking glitches in the first months off release, maybe you are not the smart one.

You can say that but some people love playing buggy games, even though I haven't played it myself some of the stuff I see actually looks pretty fun. Edit: Now after reading other comments I see there are gamebreaking bugs that are more annoying than anything, like the one where bullet hits don't register

Honestly makes such a point by not speaking but god damn do I love Dunkey's voice and commentary.

this comment wins

Finally i get to know what a real job feels like! Thanks EA

@@danieljoseph6404 Ok, that was funny.

EA is so cheap that they decided to fire their testing staff and have the average gamer test their games instead.

No that would be New World

I’m a few hours into death stranding rn and it seems way better then this game lol. They are very different though to be fair

@@ayourmum8521 Whooosh...

I hope this joke dies

@@radicalbish7345 I hope not

@@MagdeburgerGartenpartei It's so overused and you can't go a single Dunkey video without it being infested by this same comment hundreds of times. It stopped being funny after the first video he said it on.

nothing scares me more than silent treatment

He just uploaded the video unfinished, just like the developers

Mastering the crowbcat way I see

That's unfair, he said "game" and "trailer" a lot.

Normally he gives sarcastic troll commentary as he's exploiting the game's glitches, but in this case the glitches are so egregious that he has his lack of words are really pronounced here.

Dice: let's make a new Battlefield Game!!! Here's the trailer!!! EA: if it doesn't run on out windows 98 servers, it's a NO Dice: surprised PIKACHU FACE

Lmfao

Shut up and load new videos, i miss them

Hit registration and elevator bugs are very rare and most are gone now that they patched rubber banding on day 5 of the early access before the release date. The criticisms about the game are fair but It's very disingenuine to compare the state of this game to the absolute dumpster fire that was cyber punk

@@xaby996 Games shoulnt be released broken. This happuns with BF. DICE looks is made of incompetent morons .

@@xaby996 I don’t know any teacher would let your turn in your final and then make corrections to it after the answers were given out

@@brandonmorel2658 Exactly, what was the point of the beta if it releases broken? Many people couldn't even get into a game day 1 of the official release. We need to stop letting these companies get away with releasing broken games.

They probably outsourced the trailer

They probably used the "Hollywood Trailer" template in iMovie.

@@codetaku That wouldn't be wrong for very small groups, but DICE probably has an audiovisual dept... Well, I know I've already sold myself cheap for smaller companies LoL

They cut that from the beta and polished it up and served it to us on a silver platter

The magic of Soviet video editing.

Its literally the only thing i think looks exciting besides Portal mode

yeah that thing got me giggling

And that's how you know this is the first bug they gonna cut out

I’m the 777 like lol

If they remove that, or at least the ability to drive up buildings, I'm not buying. I was promised a crazy over-the-top Battlefield, that's what I should get.

Not a single word needed to be said. The actual gameplay was the only joke this video needed.

Remember when dunk's vids have decent subtitles and not just auto translate? Pepperidge farm remembers..

@@adriangonzalez3189 If it isn't finished, don't buy it. The only reason game companies won't stop releasing unfinished products is if they know people won't buy unfinished products anymore.

@@adriangonzalez3189 bf3 was more polished, no exscuses

@@anonymousanonymous2554 gamers never learn, no matter what genre

Like I am saying - people actually want to pay full price and more to play just a testing phase...not to mention the whole grind I am hearing about.

Yes :D we paid 30 more EUR to get 1 week early access to Beta xD Unbelieveable

@@BIOSHOCKFOXX yep people actually bought gold and ultimate edition to playtest in early access to then give negative reviews, even tho since full release on nov 19 it has been one of the smoothest BF launches I've ever seen.

*alpha

People who pay full price for a game at launch are paying for the privilege to play the worst version of the game

I wasn't expecting you to be here, punch

him too

It was the hovercraft kamikaze that broke me, but the invisible body snatcher was icing on the cake!

Once he busted out the skateboard tho

i warned you bro

I thought this was Cyberpunk 2077 Game.

To be fair, the beta was a fucking tire fire. Anyone who didn't cancel the pre-order after that deserves it.

And stop buying on first day too. And even if you buy one month later, these WEASELS can make the game fun at first to get buyers, then one month later they patch it to make it grinder and shit to make people engage in microtransactions.

@@hermitcard4494 This is exactrly what CoD do. But with Vangard, they started microtransactions even in releae date, Lmao. I guess it' right. If people ready pay for this shit, why then should stop them)))

@@hermitcard4494 i had some issues when i was playing it but when the game fully for release to everyone they came out with 2 patches already and improved it already some stuff gotta be fix but least they care for the game unlike cod

@@TheEvilCheesecake Name checks out.

@@TheNameCannotBeFound Its actually checking in.

@@TheEvilCheesecake absolute neurodivergent intellectual here

@@TheNameCannotBeFound Your name checked out

@@TheEvilCheesecake If I had more time, I would've written a shorter comment.

That’s hilarious man

MAS-TAH-PIECE

Verbose and erudite

@@cowspawnerthecringeworthy7815 ah thank you Cowspawner the Cringeworthy

He is the Eminem of this generation

@@BeaverBall7 That’s the joke

hahahha i was thinking the same thing

Agreed

Yeah I agree but glitchy

Yes.

All the games time, money and resources went to the hovercraft. That is why the rest of the game is glitchy. Too bad Dunkey doesn’t appreciate Dices effort in a single aspect of the game.

Exactly! Now you see a building, now you don't! Aaaaannnnnd-its-gone.gif

Battlefield is not Battlefield without classes. Change my mind.

One you are here and then BOOM! Under the map.

The sarcasm…. I’m overdosing

new mechanic: they fix the bugs but you have to unlock the patches through loot boxes

lmao see you next year then

@@p6v665 imagine opening your 420th loot box and getting a legendary item: Helicopters no longer fall through the map.

@@p6v665 EA taking notes from this.

Do you know the name of it

@@Krunkitty no, but I wish I did!

@@mrboopitywoop5919 I found it btw. it's Yoshi's New Island Main Menu Music

I can guarantee they playtested it, but sometimes these studios don't really feel like listening to their QA guys.

@@h.pollock9821 It's a joke man

Nobody playtests games anymore, even big companies, comes along with the live service type of design. Why play test when the players can do it for you, terrible decision but the companies think it’s good

@@h.pollock9821 there was a network test and a beta, it's a joke fam also cut some slack, smol company

real shame they never let anyone play the game early so they could get community feedback from people who are even more invested in the game than regular customers because these ones bout the 100 dollar copies

@Y. A. Or, when scripts are written and highly directed videos are released as “gameplay” in a deceitful attempt to sell more units. Yeah… that seems likely to me.

Seriously, I remember Darkest Dungeon being available for months before it even got a proper release and it was more solid as a game than most finished products on day 1 these days.

@@brando3342 I absolutely adore games like journey, abzu and Detroit. It's fine if you don't, all about preferences

@@manaspradhan8041 He's talking about game trailers that are nothing like the actual game

@@manaspradhan8041 Thengyy is correct. I mean when they put a video together and call it “real time gameplay” when it was anything but real time gameplay.

What song is it?

@@geronimojackson5193 don't know the exact song but its from one of the yoshis island games. think its the 3ds one

You know you fucked up when dunkey has nothing to say in a video about your game.

It's a compilation of extremely rare bugs I've only ever gotten one of these and it was the 1 where when you spawn at the beginning of a mash your vehicle spins and you die but I guess context doesn't matter when you can grift and ride the money train hate train

@@xaby996 they are not extremely rare... the whole game is like this and it's a real shame you think it's okay

@@xaby996 enjoy your 60 dollar disaster EA shill.

@@xaby996 >tolerating this level of incompetence after paying $60. When you buy a $60 game you should get everything premium, saying they are not that bad, we can tolerate this is wrong and part of the problem .

Once they hire a second developer this game'll really pop

I'm gonna throw up oh god

Indie developers really need more love and support out here

The critic was too much. They just missed 1 guy in quality assurance

Pretty solid for a game realised by one guy with no prior experience and no budget... And no limbs.

This is a bad point either way you meant it. But you also just don't know if that's true or not. So like the whole comment belongs in the trash

"popular uploads"

Yep that one got me good :)

@@AxxLAfriku Nobody cares.

@@AxxLAfriku they're right.

This is the Skate 3 of first person shooters.

They likely did a 180 on the type of game it was supposed to be and originally planned to make it a battle royale.

@@MRgunjunrun Ofc. And they likely did that 180 with less than 6 months before the release of the open beta.

I'd expect nothing less from EA.

Functional doesn't mean good.

True

I think its his white voice

@@hcmandude Impossible

@@hcmandude No, it's his crowbcat voice

He has a kazoo in his throat

*the villain

It wouldn’t be battlefield without it

Is frostbite the buggiest game engine of all time? No but it sure is close lol.

Seriously. You kind of build a tolerance for humor after watching so many damn funny things on social media every damn day that eventually nothing hits hard anymore. This one hit me so fucking hard, and at work so i almost got in trouble. Couldnt hold it in man lmao.

@UCNrv-cKFUYZQsPcoe8KOgxw It doesn’t even have that, on top of good gameplay

None of the battlefield games have had good stories since bad company 2. The real issues this game has are so much worse than "not having a campaign" though lol

Do you really care about the story mode in battlefield game?

who even wants a story mode

Flying hovercraft is left open to interpretation.

It speaks for itself, silently whispering "Kill me" :'(

It only talks shit

Yep, it speaks FUN

3:02 It even has a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater minigame. A complete experience.

Don't read my name;*-"$;*;;@

Oh it functions, only 10% of the time

I agree DickCheese McGee

Cool name

I dont mind the game honestly its rlly fun

It is functional. In almost 100 hours, I've had none of these bugs at all. I've had very few, and the same goes for the people I play with. I'm not saying they don't exist, obviously they do as evidenced by the hilarious video, but there are too many people simply jumping on the bandwagon.

The sound effect.

It had me rolling on the ground.

THPS falling sound will alway get me

Bruuuhh me too 🤣

Reminded me of that scene from the movie Hot Rod 🤣

roblox natural disaster survival

I love it. I've played hours and hours and have never seen any of those glitches. Maybe these people are playing on Wii U?

Lmao

Lol god damn murdered the game

Do you not know what a bug is? Do you not remember how bf4 was unplayable at launch? Calm down the game's not ruined just because of a few glitches.

cause we know him lol

Crowbdunk

It's called - Gendo-pose xD

There's a solid 45% chance he did exactly this.

the vocal minority of gamers hate waiting for games. they are children. most of them are 30.

@@scramblex2692 I hope everyone can realize someday that waiting for games is worth it. It makes for just better games.

@@jed9902 dude everyone is straight up making an uproar over this shit, they were asking DICE in so many videos to redelay the game again, although mostly in critiques from external sources, and look at what happened.

@@Fedorah_Mccain Idk about everyone, from what i’ve seen on youtube lately nobody in the gaming community that i watch suggested the game needs to be delayed. Of course my experience isn’t everything but it’s definitely not an uproar as you say. If you watch shrouds uploads on youtube his videos make it seem to be the exact experience you want while playing BF, gunning down enemies in a tank with a buddy and he experienced maybe a handful of bugs.

You are 100% right and the fact we have "girlfriend reviews" and losers like that perpetuate that "the fans" actually rush these games and make them bad only makes it worse. Fuck me for wanting to play a functional game am i right? thank god we have these multi billion dollar company defenders, cause it's NEVER their fault on fucking up a release, YOU the normal person wanting to have fun is the problem /s

I really feel that you're right. Goblins are real.

Tanks have been flying since Moon on Black ops 1 😎

He forgot to show crawling through a tornado

Haha

Who in 2021 would have thought that hovercrafts would be the best counter to jets and helicopters in the future? Crazy how fast technology evolves

omg thats so good

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Haha I remember when this wasn't a funny thing to say in 2013

@@dxbrasky ?

Ha ha

Legend says legends legend still legending.