Be Careful Who You Bully. Orlando Baxter - Full Special 

This is a very close family friend of mine and he’s hilarious!!! He grew up with my family and I’m seeing his show on Saturday I’m glad to support my family and see him doing his thang cause he be killing us at the house when he’s around support him y’all!!

Clean comedy! No F word, no N word, no B words! No swearing, no profanities!

I'm a retired teacher who taught for 17 years in a public high school. Everything he said about teaching is TRUE!

I listened to this while I was roofing my house. Nearly fell off the ladder I was laughing so hard!

"Just cause we darker than you, doesn't mean our skin is made out of solar panels" 🤣🤣

"I'm Basketball Black... not Baseball Black"...Hilarious 🤣👌🥰

This clip just came into my YT feed. I haven't laughed this hard in years. I had to pause it several times. In the 54 years I have been on this earth, that cappuccino joke is in the top 5 of "funniest joke I've ever heard." The video ended 5 minutes ago and my breathing still isn't back to normal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That cappuccino joke was genius 😂😂😂

“ Hey Urkle, do something Urkely.” “So I took my pencil and I stabbed him.” Lmao 🤣🤣🤣. He’s laying in the floor and I said “Did I do that?” I definitely wasn’t expecting that 😩🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Give this man a Netflix show, he is hilarious. I literally LOL

I’m Brazilian and I know fluent English, but once in a while something funny still happens. A while back I was working at a new restaurant and my boss said to me that he would have someone show me the ropes. I said “what ropes?” 😂 I used to get embarrassed as a teenager because of bullying, but as an adult, it’s just funny to me 🤣

The cat kid really killed it I really hope there's a sequel 😂

Im browsing RU-vid on my tv, come across this and click. I hear, “I’m basketball black, not baseball black.” That’s when I put the remote down, found what I was looking for.

"But why should I be the only one uncomfortable" lmaoo yas. This is how to live

I'm seeing this guy for the first time and he's totally hilarious.

I once worked as a 5 grade english teacher (during the recession to make some cash. I am an engineer.but lost my job). I quit in less than 2 months. Most teachers are super humans, they deserve respect and more pay.

Don’t watch this when the rest of your household is asleep and you’re trying to be quiet. My stomach muscles were aching from stifling my laughter.

“ come on sun, give it to me so I can run faster” 😭😂😭😭😂🤣

I watch a lot of stand up. Dry Bar has turned me on to many extreemly funny Comics that I never heard about.. Orlando Baxter is top shelf comedy. Thank You Dry Bar..

I'm an ESL teacher so this was twice as funny to me. 😆

Im a former history teacher. "Don't clap cuz I got out!"😂🤣😂

As a teacher this is way too accurate for my comfort.

I just re-watched this again from a while ago. He is so flipping hysterical his delivery, his motions, his actions, a comedic genius.!!!!!

Dry Bar Comedy has the best stand-up on RU-vid

There was nothing dry about his bars! Dude is hilarious! Can we show some love to clean comedy ladies and gentlemen! ... EDIT: WOW! 600+ likes and counting. I am humbled. From the bottom of my heart, thank you very much!

The best comedians take stuff we see every day... and show you how funny it is! Orlando Baxter nailed it!

Im dominican and this guy just killed me 🤣🤣🤣 wepaaa wepaa 🤣🤣🤣

Don't think I've ever laughed this much in a comedy show. This guy is gold and he needs a Netflix special!

I’m Chinese, that “Cap-a-Cheeno” joke was hilarious 🤣 🤣

We had a fight break out and a small woman comes to break it up. As the two dudes are throwing hands, one of them elbows the lady right in the nose as he cocked back for a swing. The lady picks herself back up with a bunch of blood pouring out of her face and she is FURIOUS! She grabs the arm of the young man who struck her, flips him, stress pins him, and cuffs him. Home girl is the teacher for our criminal justice course and served in the LAPD for over a decade before coming to teach! She was yelling at the dude with all this blood is getting spat everywhere! Looking like she was a goblin out of hell, everyone scrammed. Best fight memory I have.

Teacher stories and principal stories are funny, but this guy was hilarious 😂

He's funny and his timing and deliver y are top notch. I especially like his calm demeanor.

As a speech therapist, that joke about the Hispanic kid not understanding figurative language was GOLD. The accent was also very on point. 😂😂💀

"The teacher told me to CRACK the window" No way!!!! 😂😂😂🤯

“I’m basketball black, not baseball black” 😂😂😂

Never heard of this cat before, will definitely listen to more of his stuff.

It is weird that even though this is a comedy special, that I find his voice to be very soothing?

I had a math teacher that hissed at us like a goose when we weren't doing our homework. He was one of the most popular teachers.

God has given you a beautiful gift. You are one of my favorite comedians... You crack me up. 🤣🤣🤣

They say that if a comedian can make the audience laugh hard without using profanity, the he/she is a true comedian. Thank you Baxter for your clean, well thought out and refreshing comedy!

"Sorry, I'm basketball black, not baseball black." 😁😆 He's just hilarious 😂 I'm here for the 2nd time to watch this.

Loved this. My husband and I are Dominicans and almost fell of the chair laughing so hard with the Dominican jokes

I almost never like a comic enough to search for more videos. My next step is to search for more Orlando Baxter videos, because this dude's frickin' awesome!!

The cappuccino line had me dying. He's GOOD!

clean comedians that can make you laugh is highly appreciative....i hope we continue to have comedians like these

I won't be able to order a cappuccino now without laughing at the counter.

This guy is the bomb. So glad I found him. Expert story teller, imitator. So funny… so clever. So great at the “callback”. Thanks, Orlando. I sent this video link on to 6 more people!

I was an EC teacher, well started out as Special Education...things have changed a lot over the years. Everyone wants their kids to be medicated when they don't really need it. I had one student who actually needed medication in my 15 years of teaching. I could see him across the school parking lot getting off of the bus and tell if he didn't have his medication. There were only a few days that this happened. We had a wonderful Principal, she called the mother and told her we couldn't handle him and not to bring him back until he got his medication. That worked! His mother didn't want to keep him all day.

On point Dominican accent!!! Great storyteller! Had my attention the entire time and I didn't want him to finish

"But why should I be the only 1 uncomfortable in this situation" ROFL

Impressive, all the characters referenced were hilarious. Teachers are truly one of our superheroes 🙌🏾 Especially the ones that are now comedians!

You are very funny young man! A natural story teller! Reminds me of the days we'd listen to stand up comedians on albums and crack up for hours.

"just because I am darker then you does not mean we are solar panels" 🤣😂☠️🤣😂☠️🤣😂

I've been a school bus driver for 23 years, so I can totally relate. That part about sending the kid back on the bus if they haven't taken their medication, no way. After they all get off of the bus, we be gone!! lol

*"But why should I be the only one uncomfortable in a situation??"* 👏👏👏👏👏

I saw him in person as a guest comedian on a cruise. He was hilarious.

As a proud Dominican, I'm in tears!!! He's so good.

Orlando is seriously talented in comedy. I agree that this man definitely should have a Netflix special

This guy is hilarious!! Only four years doing standup. Amazing!!

OMG!!! Teacher here = THANK YOU!! its been rouuuugh these past 2 years. I just recommended this to my fellow Teachers right before the Holiday Break ,cuz we were all dragggging== We LOVED and appreciated that Peace , from South Berkeley ,Ca

"She quit before she finished taking attendance." LOL. I can see this in a movie.

His voice is so soothing. Audible authors please hire him!!

So good..and so glad to find this channel. I quit mainstream comedians a while back, and this is now my go to channel for stand up.

As a former teacher, he’s so hilarious. 😂🤣

"You ain't real teacher son, because if you were; you wouldn't be crying"!

"Basketball black..." "He's purring now..." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Omgoodness- I love this guy!!! Fantastic performance!

I've listened to this every few months He's hilarious. I subbed for a over a year.

As a 15 year high school teacher I FEEL this waaaaayyyy too much! And some parents wait until their kids get home to give them their medication so they raise hell in school but are calm at home. First parent teacher conference they’ll say you’re lying about their behavior because “they don’t act like that at home”. Yeah we know!!! And he is so right about ESL students and how schools/teachers don’t always choose their words wisely or consider language differences. I teach chemistry and during lab safety I told them they need to rinse their eyes if something gets in it. My sweetheart student didn’t know what rinse meant so I said wash your eyes. She was mortified! She thought I meant that you’d need to put soap in your eyes. We both laughed after we closed the communication gap.

"Do you want a CAP-A-CHINO..." ROTFL

So funny and refreshing! Comedy without cursing!

OMG, don't be eating breakfast while watching Orlando Baxter. Several times I almost spit my food out, and choking while laughing!. Yes he needs a special. Sandy

This feels like those nineties or early 2000s sitcoms. He is very very funny

"You can't wear pajamas to school because they're afraid your pencil might fall out!"😂😂😂😂

Omg hilarious and he didn’t go for the low hanging fruit (profanity and isolated race jokes). Pure talent!! I needed this. Keep going 😊

“If you were a real teacher, you wouldn’t be crying!” 🤣 IM DEAD!!!

As a teacher, everything he said about the school system is TRUE!! It is like a looney house rather than an education institution. ..Kids on medication, bipolar, schizo, they like fighting-both black and white kids, they dont know how to reason and process information correctly. I taught 12th grade which is British Lit in GA. I pulled up a world map on the projector and asked the students where Britain was located. One of my seniors eagerly raised his hand and then dashed off to the board and proudly pointed to Brazil on the map😬

"Thirty minutes into the game they're tied up, they're zero to zero".. Hahahaha

I love this guy ! I'm busy and running late and now I'm an extra 22 minutes late ! Best I've heard in ages and I watch a lot of good comedy .

Ih my goodness!! Hilarious!!! I'm a middle school teacher and I can so relate!! I had a kid crawling on my floor meowing like a cat one day! No lie!! 😂🤣

"Scores all tied up. .... Zero to zero." Literally laughed out loud on that one. Haha

Love that he does routine without profanity - and is refreshingly funny as heck - Yasssssssssssssssss

30 minutes in and we’re all tied up- 0 to 0! 😂😂😂 Good stuff!

Y’all need to have Orlando back. I’d forgotten how funny he is.

All his accents are ON POINT! So happy to finally be able to watch comedy without wincing at the foul language parts. And I actually laughed out loud for most of it! Very very talented story teller and comedian.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🇳🇬

What a breath of fresh air. He needs to be famous now!!! Hilarious

i am a teacher and i literally have boys scream " I knew that one" every day" and now thanks to you I have to keep from laughing in their face- everyday. THank you for helping me stay light hearted and get enjoyment out of my profession

"THAT'S A GOOD CAT...THATS THUNDERCAT RIGHT THERE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀

I'll never hear the word cappuccino again without thinking of this routine.

The Cap-a-chino joke is one of the most clever jokes I’ve ever heard. On god 🤣🤣

This dude is very good. Laughed throughout. He's sharp!

Every. Single. Joke. Every. Single. Story. HILARIOUS!!!!! 😆😁😂🤣😆😂🤣😁👏👏🏿👏🏽👏🏻👏🏾👏🏼❤️ Loved it!! Best laugh I’ve had in years!!!!!!!!! 😆😁🤣😂😁😆👏🏼👏🏿👏🏽👏🏾👏🏻👏👍❤️❤️❤️❤️

What's the capital of Massachusetts? "M!" Hello! I died laughing

Orlando is clean and hilarious, amazing timing. Top notch comedian.

It’s great to see a truly funny man who is not vulgar! This is an entertainer! 👏👏👏

ROTFLMAO!!!! 😂😂LOVED THIS GUY!! I’m going to search for more videos with him in them! ☝🏼👍🏼

"What's the capital of Massachusetts?" "Ooh I know It's the letter M, hello" 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😆😆😆

Cap a chino. I fell off the couch laughing. PRICELESS

Oh man I remember my first school day in the south moved from Hawaii. I was drinking a soda in class when the teacher told me to “put it up” i literally put my soda up 😂 I didn’t know that she meant “to put it away”

This man is a comedy genius, and I don't say that lightly. Brilliant.