I have No Patience For Stupid People. Mike James - Full Special

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In this full special titled "Souther Comfort" from Mike James, Mike talks about everything from homeschooling to natural birth and even tall people problems. Whether you're someone who got stuck homeschooling during 2020, or you're just someone who needs a good laugh, this full comedy special from Mike James is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@mosesyasin9148 4 месяца назад

"If we can laugh together, we can live together ". Powerful.

@MrMonopolistic 3 месяца назад

There's a lot of people I can laugh with BUT cannot live with! I laugh with my family but I enjoy my space and peace of mind!

@margaretwilliams7658 2 месяца назад

@@MrMonopolistic, I was thinking it meant "live together" as in your own space, home, but in harmony.

@karmacheese 2 месяца назад

If you can't fart together, you can't live together...

@GH-im3lj 2 месяца назад

@margaretwilliams7658 Yes! you said it right!

@ThriveAliveJoshua 2 месяца назад

Leadership....more and more people are waking up from the main stream media spells

@marionholtzmann6872 4 месяца назад

This guy is funny, very personable too! "I don't get racism, there are so many other reasons to hate people" 😂 so true!

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Thank u so much!

@marionholtzmann6872 4 месяца назад

You are sending a very important message with your comedy, I really appreciate it. If more people would think like you and I in regards to skin color, and just get along and act to the principles of MLK, the world would be a much nicer place. I will be looking for more content from you. Happy New Year, and be safe!@@ComedianMikeJames

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

@marionholtzmann6872 Thank u for having an open mind and heart. And thank u for ur words and support!

@Lisa-pl6gv 4 месяца назад

@@ComedianMikeJamesI'm at 61 year old white woman and you are killing it my friend! Keep it up, you're hilarious! 😁

@vegaadrian49 4 месяца назад

Learn to hate 😢

@purposedrivenwriter5534 4 месяца назад

Loveee it when a comedian doesn't have to cuss or use excessively explicit situations in jokes to be funny..that's real talent ❤❤

@ms.lisabailey1491 Месяц назад

Amen

@ladaha1 Месяц назад

That’s the goal of all drybar videos. The policy of their stage is to keep it clean. Check out more of their comedians.

@thunderandlight431 Месяц назад

Thanks for that info@@ladaha1

@jaguar5455 Месяц назад

They are funnier.

@user-jj6wl1df7p Месяц назад

This Youngan is awesome I wish he would of one to Tulsa Oklahoma he would have an sell out show ,like I know this man is busy ,I would pay not here a curse word

@marytromp3440 4 месяца назад

I like that. Stop watching the news because they are tying to make us divided and we are not. If we can laugh together we can live together. Amen!

@FreshAFUpcycle 4 месяца назад

Yeah we are but it was funny

@tshepiempopi.11_11 4 месяца назад

Amen!

@thejay3804 3 месяца назад

It’s called the idiot box for a reason.

@ThriveAliveJoshua 2 месяца назад

Leadership....more and more people are waking up from the main stream media spells

@MamaTreNiner Месяц назад

We had better pay attention to what's going on, or we'll look up and find out that MORE of our rights are gone!!! ✊🏿✊🏽✊️✊🏻💙💙💙

@cdes1776 29 дней назад

Love that African-American comedians are talking about racism with warmth in their heart that we can all get along. Huge respect. We;re all just human beings.

@tekarock 4 месяца назад

I just clicked in this video because “I don’t have patience with stupid people” 😂 Good to know I m not alone ☺️

@jenniferlindsey5480 3 месяца назад

Ikr?! 😂😂😂

@TomHester-hx5sf 2 месяца назад

I’m glad I’m not the only one I thought I was alone in this I don’t like stupid people either

@shadow7796 2 месяца назад

I did the exact same thing.

@dandanjordan Месяц назад

Same

@lostcat9lives322 23 дня назад

Same, Same. Discernment in who you socialize with isn't a crime or a disease. It's sanity.

@bharbir 4 месяца назад

I’m just tall, I’m not a forklift 😂😂

@amybabbitt4198 3 месяца назад

😂

@Timetravel1111 3 месяца назад

Haa ha that was funny 😆 😊

@kenarco3765 2 месяца назад

😂😂😂 hilarious

@JESUSISCALLINGYOU7 2 месяца назад

That was so funny and unexpected! 😂

@nellamorra6728 Месяц назад

haha... a forklift!!!

@amandaheart5941 4 месяца назад

"If we can laugh together, we can live together." Couldn't have said it better! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@MElliottHolcman 4 месяца назад

"I think I'm crowning." LMAO - This dude is funny.

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Thank u!

@amybabbitt4198 3 месяца назад

🤣🤣

@foy5051 Месяц назад

Hiss water broke

@michelemaliano7860 4 месяца назад

He’s so funny and he didn’t poke fun at anyone. He just takes a funny look at life.

@lashinka2574 3 месяца назад

I dunno, I'm a pretty tall woman and I felt he poked fun at me a bit. Was funny as hell though! Hahaha. 😂😂

@JESUSISCALLINGYOU7 2 месяца назад

@@lashinka2574Hahahah! 😅

@ishko108 2 месяца назад

Funny and not poking fun today, as a comedian, must be super hard. I can appreciate this.

@bloodwillrunthestreets5205 4 месяца назад

This guy is awesome. Love his humor and take on reality of how elites attempt to divide us. "If we can laugh together we can live together."

@lesliepayne2047 4 месяца назад

This is for covidl. Covid !!! Sickness, good health, l

@nope4no1 4 месяца назад

Agreed. He was great! Would like to see more from him.

@darcarkon4409 4 месяца назад

This guy had a at least one stroke.

@nope4no1 4 месяца назад

@@darcarkon4409 What are you talking about??

@bernardlash4169 4 месяца назад

Yep im a cracker! I love this guy!!!

@dvezha 3 месяца назад

I love stand-up and watch a ton of it, but it’s often hit or miss, even with the most talented comics. This guy blew me away. Every punchline was a total hit! And it’s so refreshing to read a comment section that is nothing but genuine appreciation and props. Totally made my night!

@Geminicricketi Месяц назад

Give me some content. Name your favorites pieces. And your favorite style of comedy.

@Geminicricketi Месяц назад

Please

@alisab4811 21 день назад

Just a few off the top of my head and In no particular order, Bill burr Earthquake Ms pat Theo Vaughn Taylor Tomlinson Sam Jay Tiffany haddish Tom segura Ron white Bert Kreischer (alot of ppl don't like him, if you have kids I think you will) Matt rife Ricky Gervais Hannibal bureas Hannah Gatsby

@chrisflor9517 4 месяца назад

Why is this guy not more popular. Hilarious. The teacher boyfriend joke made me laugh really loud in my car by myself. Lol

@LeahB31 3 месяца назад

Same

@PuffKitty 25 дней назад

I sure didn't see that coming 🙈

@sammiedavenport4715 3 месяца назад

"Because gravity don't care!" "If I have a gun and you have a daddy long legs, you win!" 😂

@adventurousloner 4 месяца назад

I clicked because of the title. It's a mutual feeling.😂😂😂 Seriously. Definitely worth it!

@carleonking010 4 месяца назад

Lmao same! I had to click

@Cheezy616 Месяц назад

Same 😂

@karinastachowicz450 Месяц назад

Me too

@alisab4811 21 день назад

Yup!

@sumyunguy6894 4 месяца назад

You can’t be a criminal with arachnophobia, you also can’t be a criminal that knows what arachnophobia is. 😅

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Lol..... touché

@ishko108 2 месяца назад

What if you're just a mad scientist criminal? 🤓

@tomfull6637 4 месяца назад

A comedian who is funny AND doesn’t shout! Cool! Thank you!

@AC-hj9tv 4 месяца назад

Srsly "get it???! I'M FUNNY!"

@tshepiempopi.11_11 4 месяца назад

@@AC-hj9tv what?😂😂

@AC-hj9tv 4 месяца назад

@@tshepiempopi.11_11 happy new year 😎

@gamerblisters 2 месяца назад

YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!!!

@lotusphoenix8 2 месяца назад

And he's not cussing all over the place.

@MrsABC7997 4 месяца назад

This man is amazing! He blends everything together to make a perfect representation of life today in comical form. Bravo!👏

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

I appreciate that!

@edithdlp8045 4 месяца назад

An applause for Drybar for bringing back full specials. 👏 👏 👏

@bethanysmith8926 4 месяца назад

0:59 1:26 1:26 😮ji

@jenniferlindsey5480 3 месяца назад

Yes yes!

@richardtaylor8595 4 месяца назад

This made me laugh so hard. One of the best standups I have seen in a long time.

@magnificentmuttley154 4 месяца назад

Mike talks about how dating a woman who's taller than you doesnt work... Well, it was Kevin Hart who said that when he started dating her, someone walked up & asked his girl "Whats your son's name?" Kevin's response: "Since when do I look like I'm 12?? She's not even old enough to have a son with a _DRIVER'S LICENSE..._ Look at me! Don't you dare tell me I don't look old enough to drive! !" 😂😂😂

@AWholeVibe96 4 месяца назад

@@magnificentmuttley154 😂😂😂 Kevin is crazy as hell

@denisestinnett4414 4 месяца назад

If we can laugh together, we can live together. That is epic. Another one I love, we are just walking each other home. EVERY one of us has the spark within, we all belong together and we need more folks spreading that news ✌️❤️

@curtisg4817 3 месяца назад

Yes we are all one. All living this actually

@nenaelliott8058 4 месяца назад

Mike James. Hilarious. He makes it seem so easy. I couldn't stop laughing. I love a great comic. Thanks Mike. 😂🤣🤟♥️👏🎄

@kwokydow2 4 месяца назад

That delivery is perfect. I was in tears 😂😂😂

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

That's awesome! Thank u!

@DennisCole-ye3er 4 месяца назад

"Mike you awesome!! You freaking rock dude!!! You Gon take over!! Be in the top tier!!! I freaking love ♥️♥️ you dude!! One black man to another!!! And I'm one of the gangster Christians from the hood!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Bless you Mike!! Love your spirit, its very sweet and open!! Your a beautiful, great soul!!!"

@bryanbaldwin6646 4 месяца назад

This dude is awesome! The switch on his jokes are so well done. I hope to see more of him soon!

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

I really appreciate that!

@sarahsmile8518 4 месяца назад

Mike! You are such a naturally GREAT comedian!! Keep going strong, Mike! I can't wait until you have your own comedy show full time! You DEFINATELY have a wonderful personality and you grew into a beautiful, kind, loving person and a very handsome man!!😊

@mikerobey5953 4 месяца назад

This guy is great! He needs a special or two!

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

I appreciate that!

@TheRedGameboy 4 месяца назад

I love his delivery. Just goes in slow, then takes a sharp left, then a u-turn. Very silly.

@floridapielady 4 месяца назад

Now whenever I see a bug in my car I think I must’ve left the doors unlocked! 😂😂 He’s fantastic!

@01Paulsgirl 4 месяца назад

Funny routine, smooth delivery--kept us laughing the whole time!

@gnomie2.0 4 месяца назад

Not sure why I clicked on this video over all the others on my feed, but I’m guessing it was my guardian angel pushing me towards a comedic blessing! Thank you, Mike James, for sharing your brilliance with the world! ❤

@hakunamatata7411 3 месяца назад

THIS!!!!!!! 🫡🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@traceyroyer993 3 месяца назад

Genius title! He and his people are on point! 🎯 I like his humor, style and kindness. It all feels genuine to me. ☮

@schadowolf 4 месяца назад

Mike James is absolutely a riot, laughed so hard. Awesome special!

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Thank u so much!

@kingayy9267 4 месяца назад

@ComedianMikeJames That's cool you're replying to comments! Loved the set, especially the little Shyamalan twists at the end of your jokes. You're hilarious!

@RWB20 4 месяца назад

MOM: "I'm having natural child birth" DAD: "Oh, that's gonna hurt"😂

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Thank GOD for women!

@feralkat9370 4 месяца назад

GREAT SET! Loads of sensible PSAs delivered in a fun intelligent format. Hope he makes it to the big time, thoroughly deserves it!

@deeluu905 4 месяца назад

Aboslutely brilliant, love his humor, he actually made me laugh out loud many times. Great comedian

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

I really appreciate that!

@gregggd9168 4 месяца назад

26 minutes of pure funny. this man is hilarious!!!

@leahjagger1309 2 месяца назад

Amen! If we can laugh together, we can live together!

@jamesdeananderson1411 4 месяца назад

Solid writing, timing and delivery. Smooth set.

@freebirdrox7330 4 месяца назад

Amen brother... if we can laugh together we can live together! Whats up with certain ppl these days???

@edyue1 4 месяца назад

I’ve watched, probably 100 comedians on Drive, and he’s one of the few that actually made me lol, his jokes are long stories, but they’re funny as heck and they’re unpredictable, his delivery is perfect, he never laughs at his own jokes either just keeps going, he keeps your attention, waiting for the punchline 😂

@poptart144000 4 месяца назад

The amount I screamed 😂 especially the farting in his sleep & woke himself up, I have literally done that! 😂

@user-kc7rz9bo4e 4 месяца назад

His wife’s really lucky. He’s a really good looking man and he’s funny.

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Thank u but I'm the lucky one. I think she lost in this deal lol

@AC-hj9tv 4 месяца назад

@@ComedianMikeJamesbased reply

@beth-annrock237 4 месяца назад

I had never heard of him before! Absolutely love his comedy! His delivery is on point!!! Going to see if he has any other videos on RU-vid! ♥️

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Thank u so much!

@cookied6153 4 месяца назад

@@ComedianMikeJamesyou are awesome!

@genevarodriguez8523 3 месяца назад

"If we can laugh together, we can live together!" ❤

@amyyoungblood9464 4 месяца назад

Fixing to finish this video up but I'm at 18 min and I have to say that I don't want this video to end! I'm an aspiring comedian and I'm very harsh and critical when watching other comedians with absolutely 💯 no right to be 😅 But this guy has my heart in every aspect of what kind of a comedian I aspire to be. He absolutely rocked this set! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

@DarrenMartin-bw8zi 4 месяца назад

Effortlessly FUNNY! A natural comedian. Great callbacks, perfect timing.. I'd definitely love to see this dude live

@Auggievf 4 месяца назад

You know this has got to be just him having one of his normal conversations. He's probably like this every day ❤

@maryrosekent8223 4 месяца назад

@@Auggievf And his friends were always telling him “Dang, Mike, you should be a comedian!”

@user-cm4lg5st1o 4 месяца назад

Skilled comedian - his timing is perfect.

@obrienwilliam8835 4 месяца назад

Some really clever lines and perfect delivery, love the calmness about the whole set--- hope you get more exposure and recognition man

@jeannedigennaro6484 4 месяца назад

“ You breathe too much. “ 😂

@carolynnaumann2306 4 месяца назад

Really like this man’s great sense of humor ! Has lovely morals all joking aside, and a real man !

@DennisCole-ye3er 4 месяца назад

❤❤"And your a REAL WOMAN, BEAUTIFUL!! Hey SEXIE, HOW YOU DOING????? You like to chocolate dip???"

@DennisCole-ye3er 4 месяца назад

❤❤"And your a REAL WOMAN, BEAUTIFUL!! Hey SEXIE, HOW YOU DOING????? You like to chocolate dip??? Not hitting on you, just asking. "

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Thank u so much!

@jascott1983 4 месяца назад

😂🤣😂 Mike James delivered a great message through comedy! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ✅ Well done! 👍👍❤️ 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@magnificentmuttley154 4 месяца назад

@jascott1983 4 месяца назад

@@magnificentmuttley154 True. However, in comedy you will find many of the same topics covered by many comedians, however it's the personal structure, delivery cadence, and stage presence of each comedian that can continue to make these and other jokes funny. Happy Holidays to you 🧑‍🎄🎄

@patrickmoore6973 4 месяца назад

Definitely 5 star comedian!!!

@jz5425 4 месяца назад

I am a white puertorican woman.....I loved his line 'earn the hate' Brilliant! 🤣

@declamatory 4 месяца назад

"Jews" aren't White, though.

@AudieCollinsSoftHeartPC 4 месяца назад

In 20 minutes this man has summed up my life. ❤🙏👍

@roylilly4252 4 месяца назад

Absolutely funny and isn't vulgar ...I will be watching for him in the future

@IzzyTheGent 4 месяца назад

Dude slightly resembles KevOnStage. But fr, this is my first time seeing him perform and I enjoyed it. He has a smooth set.

@domino2oh-riginal Месяц назад

Sounds like him too

@user-si1ov4ug3t 4 месяца назад

If a person closes their eyes, we are all the same, if not full of hate or have mental health issues. Thanks for making me laugh. 👷🤣

@DM-uv3sd 4 месяца назад

Hes fabulous, funny all the way through.

@michellewalters4484 2 месяца назад

That little giggle following his jokes is so sweet. 🐱🐱

@user-zq5wp5mk4v 4 месяца назад

I have never seen such perfect comedic timing and delivery that so well hid the paraprosdokian it was impossible to see it coming.

@science4ever025 4 месяца назад

Just how long have you been waiting to use that word??

@alexahawkins6519 4 месяца назад

@@science4ever025 right? 😂😂😂 Took me to my dictionary, tho 😊

@AWholeVibe96 4 месяца назад

@@science4ever025😂😂😭 Stop ittt

@Heatbox21 4 месяца назад

We've all done it tho lol

@RaidentheKitchen 4 месяца назад

This was sooo good! Impeccable delivery and so natural and funny. Kept me guessing the whole time

@helenespechtleary106 3 месяца назад

Mike James is so funny! Laughing is so good for the soul!

@alfienykabutler5919 4 месяца назад

When he said "Baby there's somebody at the door for you."😂

@TheeZulu 4 месяца назад

Very funny man! Wish him all the best in his career.

@jamieharris2633 4 месяца назад

This guy is hilarious.

@ConservativeHippie001 4 месяца назад

😂😂 He’s too smooth with the delivery Lol

@the420educationstation 4 месяца назад

I had a co worker at my day job tell me he puts creamer in his coffee so he doesn't get addicted to caffeine lol I was like uhh... pretty sure that's not how it works buddy 😂🤦

@amandaphillips4344 4 месяца назад

My son keeps throwing in my face he hasn't drank pop and caffeine in over 2 years.He came home on leave n I watched him GUZZLE 3 primes in a row🤨

@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 4 месяца назад

@@amandaphillips4344 bottles or cans?

@amandaphillips4344 4 месяца назад

@@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 bottles

@adamwilliams2679 4 месяца назад

If he's like my daughter he's probably addicted to the creamer now😂

@SadelovesJesus 4 месяца назад

First saw him on Nate Bargatze comedy special and on the Nateland podcast. He is so funny! On the stage and just talking on the pod. Funny guy, definitely a fan.

@shannon4768 4 месяца назад

Thanks for the tip! New-ish Bargatze fan, didn't know about Podcast or Mike 😁 Happy Christmas 🤱💖👶💖👑

@lisabudd5979 4 месяца назад

Very relatable and funny ,could not stop laughing. 😂😂😂 Really made my day .👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇦🇺

@lisapage768 4 месяца назад

Love love love Mike James. You've gotta watch this one.

@matthewdeavitt9888 4 месяца назад

I was with my wife for 7 years before we married. Been married almost 3 years now.

@lioness3963 4 месяца назад

💚We are all not that different. We are not divided💚

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

I really appreciate that! Thank u!

@jasoncrozier4766 4 месяца назад

First time seeing Mike, I was impressed. Good job!

@SuenosDeLaNoche 4 месяца назад

Relatable humour! Thank you Mike ✌🏼 A generous dose of what we All need. Blessed Be.

@PhoenixBlacke 3 месяца назад

First time hearing Mike James. I love this dude, his delivery is on point. Mike, if I see ya around, the hook...I mean beer is on me

@DarrenMartin-bw8zi 4 месяца назад

Absolutely hilarious, 😂😂 Drybar with another banger!

@GuapSinatra 4 месяца назад

He killed that crowd tough demographic for a black comedian mostly older white couples in the audience. Give him his props 💯

@angelagreen5654 4 месяца назад

This comment 🎯

@Lisa-pl6gv 4 месяца назад

I think we can all relate to a lot of what he's saying. I hate spiders too! 😀

@lyell0930 4 месяца назад

Great set ups! He's a comic genius!

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

I appreciate that so much!

@mikenixon2401 4 месяца назад

Very good. I still enjoy the good clean humor.

@usernamechecksout 4 месяца назад

the teacher joke was really well done! Superb!

@angelagreen5654 4 месяца назад

Thoroughly enjoyed this set from beginning to end. New fan of Mike.

@JohnSmithh644 4 месяца назад

I'm just tall, I'm not a fork lift 😂😂😂

@InvertedEarth 4 месяца назад

Hilarious! He will go extremely far. 👍🏼🤣🤣

@titoreyna3799 4 месяца назад

This guy is so funny. I love jokes that lead you and then totally t-bone you!

@nordicpink 4 месяца назад

Never seen him before but he was hilarious!!! Perfect to end my long day after work!!!

@krystalgreenwell4482 3 месяца назад

Wow this guy is hilarious!!! Before this clip i had never heard of him, now I am trying to find and watch anything of his i can! I don't think I've heard a single profanity either but he is hilarious! Like hurt your ribs laughing hilarious!

@katefree9539 4 месяца назад

Mike James, you speak truth!!! I love your humor, and you message!

@ComedianMikeJames 4 месяца назад

Thanks so much!

@beverlylove-daniels999 4 месяца назад

Great witty comedy and great relatable stories! 😂

@MSBLS721 4 месяца назад

Haha I'm 6' and I'm afraid of heights too!!! There is more distance for our heads to pick up speed and smash into the concrete (I'm not sure if gravity works that way or not, but I was also afraid going down really steep hills in the car because I thought hitting the brakes would make the back end flip over the front 😂🤣).