Be the richest person on Earth BUT get papercuts daily? (Push The Button) 

Just sell your weed and become rich and of you ever want to actually smoke any weed just buy some from someone else. Poggies.

@@Thisnameisnottakenjk only if you have a business tho because we don't do illegal activity

@@number1chesschampionsket683 we do.

@@thomaspaine2217 sh i trying to keep that on the down low

idk man, weeds pretty expensive

Then we'd have Captain America ending WW2 using the power of Disco

I busted out laughing so hard when he said that!

The thing is that it's actually much funnier IN context

him and jerma are my top contenders for wierd ass content that extremely enjoyable and very varied

Let’s get weird

@@computerkillthisman2917 Jerma is the crazykind of chaotic neutral while NL is the "doing it for fun" kind of chaotic neutral. Both are great streamers.

I still think Vinesauce (vinny) goes a bit harder on the variety but NL is in the top 3 for sure.

I love NL but hands down I have never seen more variety than Jermas streams

Medical Debt lives on PepeHands

Most, actually

Gave me "If you had a 6-inch perfect copy of Hitler would you torture it" energy.

@@BradTheAmerican now I want an NL Oney crossover, their combined energy would be so strange

@@Ryan-mr3zf honestly think that’s actually too strange

There's no downside!

Just have the prisoners disagree with being murdered and the dispute would be resolved with a dance off.

Dance Dance Revolution!

That question falls under the quintessential 'Do you want to live in a anime?'. Complete anime move to have everything solved via a children's game.

@@Omolett0 bruh

It's a good reminder that the crazy shit people believe nowadays is nothing new

right as I saw your comment that question popped up

Like it isnt even a logical question, theres 0% chance that question was written by a non American lmao

ahaahah

dude that was a pretty chill one. That "shemale" one shouldve given you a good first impression tho. Its mainly just sexual fantasies of pubescent boys and occasionally some racism, homophobia or, as seen above, blatant transphobia mixed in there for good measure. Its a heavily weird page.

Than he would have to do a lot of 🕺

Talk about variety *laugh track*

ngl, you could actually make bank by doing a a week's worth of translation work for a different company every week. but that's child's play. this is the insane part: I assume these random languages have to be real languages... so what if you got endangered or dead languages? then, suddenly, you'd be a hero at the center of every cultural restoration effort in the world! and this is doubly true if you get cozy with as many linguists as possible. in one week, you could rescue an endangered Native American language, and the next week, you could teach linguistic historians all about Proto-Indo-European! all you'd need is a good cadre of translators and linguists, in order to recognize and appropriately direct whatever new language comes to you each week. this deal is a hard W.

@@Drekromancer what if they think you just know every language in the world and dont believe your dead languages

@@Drekromancer How are you going to translate anything? You only know one language per week. Not one language plus English.

@@jimmyredd perhaps while you are using a dead language, and you write a manuscript explaining exactly the alphabet and grammar, etc of that language in a specific orientation on the paper (that stays the same no matter what language you have) so that when you get another (alive) language, you can work with linguists to decipher what you wrote, explaining to them what you did.

if you dont wanna kiss mario whats wrong with you

I want to stroke Mario's sublime mustache as he feeds me mushrooms.

Dude same but my favorite character happens to be Samus Aran but like why tf does everything have to be about sex in these peoples minds

@@Reeykz Because they're both incels and going through puberty and thinking about sex all the time, so they project their sexual desires onto anime characters because they cannot connect with real people

@@HylianPirate278 Yikes, calling kids going through puberty incels is not very cash money of you.

Wouldn't you rather not suffer the consequences? Isn't that the point of being an asshole?

@@MrMeddyman nah people are assholes because they are miserable and don't care about the consequences

you have the ability to read anyone's mind. what would you do with it? _make five bucks._

Get out of work and get paid for the day.

Ones with no downside are annoying

Puking twice a day just to get about a couple of hours pay on average is pretty shit though. Sure there is no real downside, but to people who aren't 12 years old with zero income there is basically no upside either.

ain't that just 5 bucks per day tho?

On average that would get you about $50 a day. Which is pretty shit unless you are unemployed w/o welfare.

Are never even what? Edit: I'm an idiot

Much like an owl's, NL's ears are unevenly placed on his head in order to give him a better three-dimensional understanding of his sense of hearing. This helps him catch hidden prey with precision and ease.

@@meat_rainbow lmao same

pass

Same man, same. I second this.

Invinite weed

Makes sense when you think about the age group that uses the site

Its all about the demographics of who is playing this shit😂 I.e insecure pubescent edgy weeb teens

I mean honestly human interaction is pretty vital for our mental health. If the con is like "nobody will EVER like you again" then yeah that's a really shitty downside but not getting credit for good work? That sucks, but it's something you can deal with.

Look I’m already fat and depressed why not also be rich and be able to live wherever I want

POG questions👀 I still haven't recovered from the transphobic and obamacare one lmaoo

rough

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yeah but you have to say it in Borat voice

@@ferricbro7847 If I say it once and the world hears, who's to say that they care?

@Horgen Borgen And then we know! Pressing the button does nothing for a lonely soul and life plays out like it would

I think he would be content living 40+ years longer for being obese. I think that was his thought process. He also gets to avoid a lot of the health issues that come with being super old