Beating Minecraft the Way Mojang Intended It 

“Beating Minecraft the way Mojang intended it” Digs straight down

*"because personally I build mine with 50"* The biggest god damn flex I have ever seen.

Seeing that creeper slowly get pushed by the water into the lava makes me feel a joy I have never felt before

I remember having these books when I was younger and unironicaly doing the spawn beacon thing and I still always build a box around my nwther portals.

Him: running from the endermans The bucket of water in his inventory: ...

Casually carrying a full stack of Obsidian with me.

68 million views is crazy. Mad props to you and the editor.

8:35 if you get stuck in this situation and lack the time or building blocks to survive against enderman, place water at your feet because enderman cannot step in any form of water without teleporting away. This should buy you enough seconds to either eat food or construct proper protections.

Me: punches tree Mojang: *"what are you, an idiot?"*

“We’re finally ready to go to the nether, Mojang recommends first a full set of Netherite Armor”

This might be the most entertaining Minecraft video I’ve ever seen. Mad props to you and the editor.

It feels like a knife is stabbed in my heart every time he says "moyang"

Unknowingly, he broke the #1 rule in the guide book: Never dig straight down

Imagine how stressful this would be for a real little kid to do this. Edit: okay you guys are confused. I mean woudnt it be stressful to beat Minecraft the way mojang intended??

Thanks dude! I appreciated that you taught me all the basics about this game! (I died a shit ton of times)

Bro your comedy is hilarious you just earned a sub

"Let's play Minecraft the way Mojang wants us to" *[digs straight down]*

Lesson in this video: Snowballs are a lot more useful than I previously thought.

marking my spawn location with a pillar is an old habit. nice.

4:25 he was so calm when he said that😭🙏

“Added polar bears because his wife liked them” Underrated. Love it.

Breaking the end crystals: “These snowballs aren’t going to work” **proceeds to take out half the end crystals with the snowballs**

3 years have passed and this is still one of the best video on this app

"Do i need to put looting in my snowballs?" Got me dead on the floor lmao

"for how much ive played minecraft ive never legitimately beaten the game" Same...

"because personally I build mine with 50" had me DEAD

I didn’t know they had this I bet they had fun making this guide

I loved the nether portal question. 😂 made me giggle

"Mojang, how can I beat your game?" "Lets start with a tower of dirt..."

*Literally has shears* "I'm gonna need a lot more wool for the beds" *axes all the sheep*

Mystery: I’m gonna need some extra wool to make beds Also mystery: forgets about his shears

"Pretty cool right?" "I'm in crippling debt" That got me 😂😂

After watching this, I realized how much Mojang must hate speed runners

"There's a realistic chance the ender dragon will kill me yea not me tho cuz im built different" then proceeds to die

How did I never think of ladders to get out of a crater lol

I remember not too long ago I was on a world with my friends and we stumbled across a stronghold under our village. It’s was really small and had no portal. I copied the seed in creative and blew the thing up and there was nothing. That was my first time finding a stronghold legit too

The only reason why he won was because of the dirt pillar at spawn. If he didn't have that dirt pillar at spawn he would have been screwed.

Book: Recommends diamond armour for nether Speedrunners: Shield take it or leave it

Genuinely didn't know about the snowballs doing extra damage to blazes, that makes the blaze game play so much better wtf

We need a updated version of this!!!!!

When he was dying to endermen in the End, I was screaming "USE THE WATER BUCKER. USE. THE. WATER. BUCKET!"

Meanwhile, I'm over here cultivating a farm and raising live stock in-game for a real life month, just for funsies.

This is a great idea for a video and a very fun watch

Mystery:*kills a bunch of sheep* Me:WERE IS YOUR SHEARS

I love how he just cut every moment in that he breaks an iron block to make the sound more satisfying

*"But not me though, I'm built different"*

I have watched this video more than 10 times but i am still not bored of watching it again and again

I build mine with 250😂

I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.

"There's a decent chance of the Ender Dragon defeating you" "Not me Im built different" **Proceeds to spam snowballs at the end pillars*

I want to begin by acknowledging the dedication and effort that undoubtedly went into creating the recent video. It's evident that a significant amount of time and thought was invested in the project, and I genuinely appreciate the commitment to producing content. Having said that, I feel compelled to share my perspective on the video, recognizing that opinions about creative works can vary widely. In my view, there were certain aspects that posed challenges to my engagement and overall enjoyment. One notable point is the pacing of the video, which, from my perspective, seemed a bit uneven. This affected the flow of the narrative and made it somewhat difficult to fully immerse myself in the content. Additionally, the balance between background music and spoken content was at times skewed, making it challenging to grasp the intended message. Visual elements, such as transitions and graphics, appeared somewhat distracting and occasionally detracted from the core message. Simplifying these elements could potentially enhance the clarity and cohesiveness of the presentation. Furthermore, a more in-depth exploration of certain points could have added depth and nuance to the overall discussion. It's essential to emphasize that these observations stem from personal preferences, and I fully acknowledge the subjectivity inherent in matters of artistic expression. Different viewers bring different perspectives, and I share this feedback with the utmost respect for the creative process. In conclusion, I hope this feedback proves useful in the ongoing refinement of your creative endeavors. Constructive criticism is a valuable tool for growth, and my intention is to contribute to that constructive dialogue while respecting the diverse range of opinions within the audience.

3:07-3:08, you should clip that lil sound when when lil fly swarms become a thing in minecraft you can sell that sound clip to be implemented. or if they ever wana make the horses have a lil pooder if you over feed them somehow xD

"there's a difference between a simp and a good husband" -jeb

Wolf: 8hp Bee: 10hp Mojang: *This is big brain time*

why are there more likes than his actual subscriber count?

Thanks for the full white screen every once in a while

"NOt mE, I'M bUiLt DiFfErEnT" *proceeds to die 3 times*

MysteryOre: “Do you build your nether portal with 10, or 14 blocks?” Anybody who plays minecraft in 2020: 𝘆𝗲𝘀

this was goated, changed my life, thank you!

That portal joke is… the… BEST!!!

inaccurate, you weren't supposed to die according to the book.

“I’m going to get as much wool as I can” *slaughters the sheep completely ignoring the shears he crafted earlier*

congrats on 800k!

I need those collection books just in case if I need help for guidance in my situation

Mojang: We recommend enchanted diamond armor for the nether Speed runners: *iron pants take it or leave it*

Question: "do you build your nether portql with 10 or 14 block of obsidian, cuz I make mine with 50" Weird ass flex, but ok

the fact that it makes you take damage just so you can mark your spawn, unless you build the pillar shorter

This video is great. Only advice/criticism I have is maybe make the transition from darker environments like the nether to straight white screens a little less jarring. I got a little blinded

"Kill me kill me kill me." Ghast: "Bruh I'm trying just stop jumping around so much."

"make a trail using blocks that aren't found in the nether, like pumpkins". Pumpkins????

"not long ago Mojang released this guide" "this guide is extremely outdated"

wait why are there regular skeletons in the nether???

MysteryOre: uses his axe to kill sheep for wool. The shears he made: are we a joke to you?

I love how he made the shears, apologised for not using them, and continued to not use them

Been playing Minecraft since the beta, still to this day I have yet to beat the End on survival mode without any cheats/mods. My buddies and I have a realm and we are preparing to enter the End sometime this week

bro the flashbangs killed me

"sorry we didn't have the shears earlier mamma sheep" *5 mins later goes on rampage killing more sheep he could have sheered*

"The Wither skeleton is the scariest mob" The Warden: *Soon... Soon youll see.. *

Hey bro where did you get your kerboard and mouse? I saw them on temu and was wondering if you got them there, could you tell us if they are any good?

before you create the world, mojang reccomends a full set of prot 4 netherite armour, 500 xp levels, a fully enchanted netherite sword, pick, axe, shovel and hoe. Next, you should already have the dragon egg, and elytra, and to have every boss defeated. You also must have every item in the game, including the ones only obtainable from commands. You also must have creative mode in survival mode and at the same time be in hardcore so your lets plays get more views. finally, the most impossible task, you must have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

5:26 : “Ok, I’m safe now.” Homie my idea of safe isn’t a super long one block cobblestone bridge 😭😭

Mysteryore: "Do you build your nether portal with 10 or 14 blocks?" Me, with my buckets of lava and water: Ya'll are using obsidian?"

"why does that sound like me on the toilet after Taco Bell?" Bro roasted him self

I can’t believe I never thought of the pillar and breaking my hips from the landing! It’s game changing! New Meta!

Ever noticed how satisfying it is to listen to hundreds of blocks being broken at a really fast speed?

"wither skeletons are the most scarist mobs, change my mind" by mysteryOre "The Warden"

Ik this is from two years ago but things that actually triggered me: You wasting the beds before exploding all crystals You killing the enferman with blocks while having enchanted diamond axe in your inv right next

Love dis clip You say you build your portals with 50 blocks 2:56 😂

My fav part is the: “Do you guys use 10 or 14 blocks to make your portal? Because personally I build mine with 50” Lol-

“Because I personally use 50 obsidian” Weird flex but ok.

0:46 You know, I *always* marked the world spawns. For every generated world where I played, even after I learned about the ability to navigate by coordinates and other things (after that, the pillars simply turned into small piles with lighting). It’s just at least kind of amusing, to build some kind of monument in honor of the spawn point, not taking into account that chunks are also constantly loaded there and some useful mechanisms can be built. Calling it stupid and making people hate it is even worse than backseat gaming of Mojang in these guides, Lego in their guides, etc. Moreover, there are people who are not so creative (including me) and for whom such decoration guides may well be useful. And safety is also very important to me, because I also don’t have a supercomputer and in Minecraft there was usually 0-10 FPS. Hmm, this loaded spawn chunks size (approximately 19x19) is reminiscent of the times when worlds were completely limited to 256×256 blocks. Minecraft was even more like three-dimensional Microsoft Paint, and now there is… what there is. Nevermind, I still like this game with mods more. 3:22 This is just a side effect of these disbalance-quantity-over-quality updates from Microsoft/Mojang. A huge number of people didn’t play some version enough, research it, make more maps/datapacks/mods/etc. on it, and a new one immediately appears. It seems that no one is forcing them to use the new versions, but they are still “forced” to switch to them, despite all the troubles with corrupting maps, etc… Well, that’s their business. As long as no one deletes and forgets previous versions of the game, mods, wiki articles and so on, everything is fine. 6:57 Minecraft isn’t just about killing a dragon… And there are and will be new people who don’t know something. It’s never too late to share with them knowledge that never appears out of thin air. Besides, there are things we don’t know yet and things we’ll never know.

Perfect speedrun bro

Plot twist: Alex didn’t miss the diamonds she just has a stone pickaxe

Mojang: Enchanted diamond armor is a must before entering the nether Speed runners: No I don’t think I will.

When you said "I'm in crippling debt" I really felt that.

The Fart sounds after the breaking eyes of ender got me.

Me: starts a new survival world and gather wood first Minecraft: that isnt how you supposed to play the game

When I first played minecraft Sees enderman: Me: *disconnects*

"Moyang" made my day!

Cant believe its already been 3 years this video was uploaded.