Beating Spore without Dying or Losing My Mind (Impossible) 

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Protip: just lose your mind beforehand

The lad literally watched Martincitopants, waited for him to do a video on Spore, then lost patience, said "fuck it" and made his own content. I respect that.

Born too late to discover the planet, born too early to discover the universe, born just in time to discover AnonMan

"A British lizard struggling to beat the earliest stage of evolution. Becoming the Apex Predator. Hating on early civilization"

I actually thought this guy was a big RU-vidr till the end of the video and i looked at his channel.this guy deserves more subs and popularity.

considering this is this guys first video, i can only imagin how the videos will improve as time goes on, great work!

Dude your channel is so underrated! Loving it, I’m excited to see what content you’ve got planned in the future!

Bro 8.65k subs on ONE VIDEO? First off congrats, second off I crave more of your funny words lizard man! That was an amazing RU-vid experience and I genuinely hope you continue this.

All artists are insane my friend and what you have created is art

Here before this guy hits one million subs in a week. This is some quality content that reminds me of people like martincitopants.

This has been one of the weirdest and funniest video I’ve seen. The editing is top notch and I’ve actually laughed out loud. Keep doing this and you will get far my dude. Thank you for your incredible content, you’ve actually made me happy :)

This is incredibly well made for a first video. Would love to see more content from you in the future!

this is such a well made video, I love the style, the jokes, the funny lizard man, There is only one issue I WANT MORE, I'm going to add this video to my play list and watch it over and over

The man produced such quality of content as his first ever video. Hats off to this fine gentlelizard

For the first time since I was a child I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes. Thank you.

This video is proof that success on YT isn't luck based, if u make fire videos like this one u'll get far, loved it! even that u skipped over the death shown on the graff at 6:43 xD

Everyone we need to help this channel grow this dudes content deserves more attention and seeing how many likes this vid got pisses me off compared to the views.

You essentially need a full pack of rogues with good combat to take on the big bois in creature stage.

you clearly deserve much more subscribers. I'd like to see you play Kenshi, Spore and other type of Indie games. Keep making videos bro.

Man this content is genuinely amazing. I love your style. Keep up the good work, but make sure to give yourself time and avoid stress. Absolutely you’re now one of my go to content creators!

very good one for a first vid, kinda makes me want to replay Spore

Ah, of course, Martincitopants, my favorite lizard... Amazing work chum, I'll be coming back for sure!

You have been added to my collection of people I like to go insane. Keep the content flowing good sir!

My favorite thing about RU-vid is always finding new creators who put actual effort into making a small video on a video game that’s damn near 20 years old enjoyable

Dayum, that's an impressive first video. You'll definitely make it far on RU-vid if you keep going

This is the greatest thing I've seen in while, I clicked on it without looking at the time and never noticed almost 19 minutes went by 😂

Damn dude you're amazing. This is quality content RU-vid is lacking these days. You earned my sub and my respect

I loved spore as a kid, could never get past the tribal stage cause I didn’t try enough strategy. This was a throwback and i enjoyed every moment watching the video, especially with the wonderful editing and the humor.

Love your style man keep it up cant wait for part 2 :)

This is the proof that a good content eventually starts to engage. Now im really hyped to create a channel, good luck my man u deserve this

This is some top tier content! Can not wait to see what more you do

I absolutely loved this editing style. Please make more content like this. I thoroughly enjoyed it :)

Ahemm Spore? *SPORE* Best. fucking. intro.

That was awesome also love your character design and humor it's great I loved it

I’m so glad to see people inspired by those such as martincitopants and internet historian creating absolutely class entertainment Keep at it mate you will be huge in no time

I hope you'll keep on doing this. I like your editing and all big youtuber energy is radiating from you.

Wtf I was like “this was prob made a year ago” and checked to see ur subs and the views were only 1k I honestly expected it to be around 2m views this vid was crazy you earned my sub

This was comedy gold. You sir are a genius. Here’s to the long road ahead!

These adits and builds are truly elite the amount of effort you’ve put into this project is obvious,fantastic work👏👏👏

"- How badly do you want to ripoff martincitopants? - Yes."

Not gonna lie, this video was very well made

This actually goes hard ngl 🔥

I'm rooting for you, man. You have talent, just don't give up.

Really high quality for a first video. Congrats on the 7k subs. Keep up the great work and you'll undoubtedly get a lot more!

Dude this is amazing, keep making more and we’ll be sure to stick around

You are amazing congrats on reaching the civilization stage

absolutely amazing!! You’re so talented!! Amazing video!!

Love your video, I think it is very well done and entertaining, continue mate !

You sir have made a good video on Spore. I also love the avatar to death! Good work man, I’ll be patiently waiting for another video

Amazing first video, can’t wait for the 2nd and hopefully more in the future

Just found your channel today and already subbed, wish you the best and i know you'll do much more great videos like this one. Much luv ❤

Love the video! Can't wait for the next video. And I have to say your mascot/character is very cute. Love the different expressions!

Budget Martincitopants, thanks for the funny video :)

Some tips for another attempt: In civilization stage, you should claim all the spice geysers on your home continent as fast as possible. Use your speedy vehicles to do this. Making money fast allows you to fill out your cities (thus providing more profit), as well as purchase vehicles for capturing other cities. In space stage (if you decide to play it), complete a bunch of missions for other empires, especially the aggressive ones. Then, once you have enough funds, terraform you first colony world and fill out their cities. This should prevent nearby empires from being able to declare war on you, as you completed missions for them, and the more buildings you have, the more that seems to matter.

I’m so glad this got recommended to me, this was super entertaining and i’m already a fan of yours! :)

It’s always good to support an up comin tuber also great first vid dude real impressive

Love the vid. You're the first person I've seen use the double vehicle strat 👍 In my experience with civ stage if you spend all the starter money on pure speed land vehicles you can capture all the land spice on your continent before any other nation if you rush them. This will starve all nations on your continent and make them super easy to beat, giving you a huge head start in the stage.

Gotta love this game, my first creation was decent, and on my lasts playthroughs i have been creating different creatures to populate my worlds

Bro between you and martincitopants, I'll have more deranged content to string me along from one suicidal ideation to the next. Keep up the great work

This guys gonna blow up soon! Good luck and we appreciate the content!!!

I loved this please make more sir

This is my favorite game! Good luck on your channel! 👍

What a solid first video holy cow, such a clean presentation, and good edits, easily i can see myself coming back often

The way you edit the videos and pure creativity. You will be big, Keep making vids i’m all here for it

As someone who has played spore since it came out, you have my like and subscribe. Hard mode is no joke, especially with a no deaths goal.

This is an incredible first episode on your channel (actually made me assume it was a soft channel reset??). Very excited to see if this continues

This is amazing for your first video, please keep making em

Well now it seems I must wait for the part 2. Great video man, wonderful work!

not gonna lie that ending made me a tad emotional, especially with the "do not go gentle into that good night" speech in the background. im glad the algorithm is giving you the attention you deserve now.

My guy posted 1 video then took a 2 month break anyways im depressed now since i went to your channel to see more content and found this to be the only video ):

Awesome start! I have a feeling you're going to be entertaining no matter what game you play. Subbed.

Banger vid. Worth the subscribe. Eagerly waiting part two. Would be cool to see this be a series and I’d watch you play spore on other ways and I’d watch different variety content from you too. You deserve to blow up on YT

U reminds me of Martin...i enjoyed it, new sub!

Keep posting youre really funny

lol love your video, the editing, and the overall vibes! i want you to make more vids like this!

I was absolutely amazed that this was your first video! I went to your channel to see what other games you've played and was so sad it was just this video!

This kinda reminds me of martincitopants, and PLEASE I NEED A SEQUEL

This man deserves 1000000 subs

This is good shit bro. You have talent. Excited to watch the next video when it drops

Fantastic this mate! You earned yourself a new loyal subscriber

Eu amei muito o canal, não sei como não tem tantos inscritos.. Eu sou o comentário em português que você não estava procurando.

RIP Miguel 10:50

This was absolutely brilliant! I'd love ti watch more of this.

i genuinely thought this was a semi big channel id just never seen before until the end, great video, especially for your first

your sanity 🤲 hand it over

I love what you’re doing man it’s impressive how many subscribers you gain through one video

For this being a first video. It was very entertaining. Kept me interested the whole video. Nice job

This was awesome! I’m so glad you came across my feed

The birth of the lizard king

Incredible video. I like your style very much and i hope you make more videos like that. Keep up the hard work :D

Definitely subscribed, this is amazing content 👌🏼

"Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery." That said, you did really well. This is hugely entertaining. :) Sub earned.

you have earned a new subscriber, i'm not even 2 minutes into the video and i already love the style

This was so entertaining was surprised to hear this is your first video. Love the way you edit

Was expecting a few milion subs from the quality of the video, amazing work man, you are going to get big

Awesome vid and funny editing! Loved it!

Dude this was an amazing vid can’t wait for more!

What an awesome first video! I thought you were a regular Spore RU-vidr at first but now I’m even more impressed

Just won yourself another subscriber, your content is amazing