Can I Beat Spore as the Worst Possible Carnivore? 

Can we all respect the fact that he always reads out his script like he's Shakespeare

this script was WAY overqualified for a video game narration bro 💀💀

So THIS is why some animals have unnecessary nerfs irl. They're simply doing a challenge mode.

my guy developed chicken strategy being a completely useless creature with no way to survive but making more of them so fast that they simply don't go extinct

This guy should actually write poems

I love imagining the moment that he realized “oh, hell. I can make the mouth smaller” meaning that he wasn’t truly the worst

“I’d more often than not find myself to be a bit of proverbial dust within a wind that my skin had never known.” True as hell

"it's evolving, just backwards"

"They may have been eye sores but thats for everyone else to deal with, for we have not been born with such weaknesses." DAMN

it being green makes it too good at camouflage, but if its too colorful it may be threatening and a sign of being venomous

“I was lost, blind, alone in an ocean of problems, and I… I was one of them” dude, you didn’t have to call me out so hard like that 😒

Wow... I swear every other time I've seen one of these spore challenges, the run is basically over by the tribal stage, since it doesn't usually matter what your creature is like. Somehow, you actually managed to carry the difficulty into even the city stage. How does one even do that?

I love this gonzo journalism approach to video game narration.

“What if maggots never metamorphosized and took over the world?”

dude can make your Mcdonalds order sound like dante's inferno

Shitty zergling with zergling wave tactics, now this is the type of content i like to see.

Kinda weird feeling so much emotion for a virtual jelly bean, but hearing the trials and triumphs of a being determined to spurn God's own decree is evocative. Also, love 9:45, even creatures you dont ask to be friends turn you down

The cry of these small creatures... I picture them as the most terrifying thing ever... *hollow knight grub noises*

I see Spuddy... You got so good at living life that you had to devolve to find the meaning of perfection again! Well done Spuddy, you've evolved back to your wonderful self!

This commentary was absolutely beautiful and I love your voice, I gotta check on more on this channel, you seem awesome Actually got my interested in watching spore again! I remember it was basically my childhood LOL

Moral of the story: creep slowly and carry a very sizable stick

I feel like that intro is relatable to a LOT of spore players Also if u die and press escape to many times, game crashes

I cannot even begin to explain how much joy this brought me. An excellent run from an excellent challenge runner.

Random Purple Monkey-Fish: "Hey Jim! This giant fucking germ is trying to burn our tents down!"

Those flashing lights and colours you mentioned OBS producing when you approached other creatures is the creatures' procedural textures rendering! No idea why it renders directly on the screen with OBS but it's been a known issue for a while now lol. Great video!

the way you say goodbye at the end of your videos has made me cry more than one time. i'm not super involved with your channel but i've been stopping by to watch videos you've made for a while and every time i click on a video, joining you for a meal or as something that caught my eye while trying to drift off to sleep to listen to, i find myself engrossed in the story you tell. your voice is soothing in a way i find difficult to put to words, and even when something is tragically difficult you describe it in a way that, while not downplaying it's difficulty, makes it seem surmountable. every journey i join you for is bittersweet to hear the end of and after choosing to spend my time "at your side", being told to go out into the world and bring a little kindness into the lives of those around me, it puts me at ease in a "this too must pass" kind of way. of course, sometimes i'm brought to tears simply because i needed to hear someone say that they wanted to hear my thoughts, or that they wanted me to have a genuinely wonderful day, but it still imprinted on me as something important enough to comment about. i'm genuinely considering just chipping in those .99 cents a month it would take to join the channel, just because of the way these little collective experiences have made me feel, but for now, just, thank you. i'm glad to be around. here's to new experiences on a new account :>

It sounds like I'm listening to an audiobook XD

27:01 This had absolutely no right to make me cry, what you are, and what you said, is so unbelievably important to me. I really really did enjoy my time here. Thank you for everything.

I love the format with no music, it feels like listening to an audiobook

Easiest sub of my life, cannot wait to explore your channel, this rocked

This dude is a writer gah damn

this is a perfect description of evolution, sometimes it forgets to make something actually functional because it can just produce like a madman and that's good enough

Brilliant video as always Spuddy keep it up!

Somehow the pathetic worm run just got harder, great work.

"I would locomote via AGGRESSIVELY scooting along the ground toward my potential friend or food..." The sheer eloquence of the delivery of a line this absurd as it happens is a thing of beauty, well done good them.

13:24 "Where we would brutally headbutt their shins until even giants fell." True Poetry

the way this guy wrote this script is actually impeccable (and really unique), sub earned

Your cadence sounds like ambiguous amphibian and I love it so much 😁😁

“I can’t possibly see why that wouldn’t work…mostly because I lack eyes” that line made me laugh way more then it had any right to

The poetic nature of his scripts alone is worthy of a sub, this talent is wasted if not shared

This video... Is... Amazing, the narration is better than a book. You have a good future, keep the good work and passion!

i could listen to you reading me a story for hours, it doesn't matter what , your voice is just so soothing to me

"Those who make jolly cooperation impossible make violent eradication inevitable" (16:40) Solaire would be proud and disappointed

I love this creator wholesome and sweet

Bro I just clicked this video never seen this RU-vidr and loved this 💯 that was amazing ngl you had me in on the whole thing man keep posting

No way The worst possible carnivore in Spore looks like the most average bacteria in real life🦠

The narration had me hooked throughout the video. This was actually one the most fulfilling watches i’ve had yet

"I was lost, blind and alone in an ocean of problems.... and I was one of them" DAMN BRO

"i sing in tones i cant even imagine because i lack ears" "i cant possibly see why that went wrong mainly because i lack eyes"🔥🖊️

"They may have been eyesores, but that was everyone else's problem to deal with, as we had not been born with such weaknesses."

watch the video for spore content: 25% watch the video to learn how to write better essays: 75%

This is incredibly hilarious. Well fricken done ❤

Borderlands 2 and Spore content from one channel is insane.

this was the first time Ive seen your channel before, this video was sick. nice job man

It is nice that you made it clear where is the back and front, i couldn't have guessed))

Side note, with the way the narration went in the creature stage, I feel like this was the evolutionary journey and backstory of the Yeerks from Animorphs

What prose. Eloquent and entertaining. You sir, have earned a sub.

Holy genuine fuck its like so fucking nice to hear someone narrarate like this. I fucking love adding hints of the profound to my own vocabulary, and it's so refreshing hearing someone else talk like that too.

I absolutely love your script writing skill. Please never change your style

this script seems optimal for providing entertainment to viewers such as myself makes the modern jokes far funnier

Never heard about ur channel. Never played nor watched someome play spore. You my friend just earned a subscriber,keep up the great work !

That bruh moment when the best poets in the world reincarnates into a guy plays spore on youtube 😂 respect lol

"If they hated me for my success then I would just be unsuccesful." goes unironically hard.

Love the narration! You have a very pleasant voice :)

This poetic script making is ambiguousamphibian on steroids

wow, they conquered the whole universe, they must be the most powerful carnivores of all time.

you really went "what if tardigrade... but space?" lmao

The way this is written and voiced is reminding me of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. I'm using this as inspiration for a small story. I hope the creator doesn't mind.

I USED TO PLAY THIS SO MUCH WHEN I WAS A KID AND HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND THR NAME FOR SO LONG. THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME BTW!!!!

fun fact: using a bug you're able to start with any cell you want, or actually any creation you want at all. even as The Grox, which means you can go for a true pitiful worm run without even needing to evolve at the start

FAVORITE SPORE VIDEO i love your narration

The scripting here was impeccable. Bravo, this was a wonderful documentary (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Please make more Spore videos. I need to hear your beautiful narration accompanying it.

I cannot overstate how much I fukin love your poetic commentary!

I'm pretty sure that the worst possible carnivore is an herbivore.🤔

Why tha fuck is that masterpiece so fuckin philosofical? love it please make more of such lovely and interesting abominations (edit: please write a book, i would read the living fuck out of it)

This was a perfect nature documentary.

Love how the commentary is in the pov of the “murder beans (as I call them)”

Well done, proud of you

Peak spore content lmao, best one ive seen in months

I’m so serious when I say that I would absolutely love to see you write poetry or read audiobooks or something of the like. The way you make a worm in a cartoon evolution game from 2008 feel like a brutal battle for survival is honestly impressive.

You never even managed to fall off a cliff. I am highly disappointed to say the least. /s

While watching this I got an ad for a mobile game called "War of evolution" AND IT IS ONE FOR ONE SPORE. LITERALLY. ONE. FOR. ONE.

THE SCRIPT... HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT IT???? but seriously good work bro. and the DETERMANAITION wow

I would be incredibly suprised if this guy hasn’t preformed Shakespeare before. Fantastic video, the dramatic retelling over the silly spore graphics was very funny

sad victorian poet plays spore, experiences the deepest grief and pain known to man

Can I just say good sir that you would make an exceptional writer should you ever desire to pursue that career path, your understanding of the English language and your talent for scriptwriting are impeccable, I would purchase a novel written by you immediately should you ever wish to write one! Have a very pleasant day!

I live for this writing style

underrated! very good watch

hello! just wanted to say hi back after your intro xD

*snaps like we're at a poetry slam*

I really enjoyed the triumph of the mouthy corn dogs!

seeing a group of green worm creatures move along a hill is honestly a hilarious image

The jokes about missing ears/eyes remind me of brook YOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Lost and blind in an ocean full of problems....and I was one of them. Same.

Man's is doing more work to defind the backstory of the Harry Potter elves than JKR herself. "Sucked so bad at everything else that being effectively enslaved/subservient was preferable" is certainly a tactic

This is what the life of a Panda is like

this s the weirdest scrip i think i've ever heard but yknow what i respect it

The Script is something you would see on one of those nature TV shows what a legend

the poetry made me sub