BEATING UP GRASER! - The Cube Prison! #2 [The Escapist] 

No punishing me today! Muahahah!!!

Wait, what even is a deluxe toilet roll?

I don't blame bee for beating up Graser. If I was his wife, I think I'd have an aneurism from the horrifying sounds that he supplies. 😂

4:53-4:58 lol " they tell me to go to bed at nine but I'm up till 10:00 WOOOOOOO" Lol Parker this is why we love you

I can't believe Bee paid Parker to take out her own husband!

"Heieyembee: Grersertern's curiosity has landed him at the top of my beatdown list. Wanna earn some cash?" Such a cute, married couple.

Two good things today. 1. Another episode of TheEscapist. 2. A video uploaded at 5pm PST Seems like the daily uploads are actually going to be a thing! :D

I'm proud of you Parker! The daily uploads though ^_^

Parker this is one of the best series ever! Thank you for making this video. JUST REMEMBER, IF YOU ARE 1 MINUTE LATE ON YOUR VIDEO UPLOAD TIME, GET READY FOR WHAT I HAVE IN MY MIND so have a nice day :)

Parker you are safe for now.. but we will get you next time >:) be prepared to be punished

**claps and hands you Dr. Pepper** well done, Parker, well done.

after you posted your first escapists video, i've been playing it a ton and learned some things. GET READY FOR KNOWLEDGE: 1. the space bar toggles "combat mode." if your cursor is red and you click on someone, you beat them up. if your cursor is green, you talk with them. 2. if someone has a green exclamation point over their head, click on them and they will give you a task. if they have a yellow bag over their head, click on them and they will sell you stuff. 3. loot other people's desks as much as possible, you can keep a stock of items in your desk, so you can make a bunch of money by getting people what they want. 4. use a toothbrush or comb on a wall to make a shiv and equip it as a weapon! i hope this helps. i love these videos! :)

Here is my punishment. Muhahahahah You better write this down Parker Drop a snickers bar into your toilet, then fish it out with your mouth!!! Make sure to block the hole so the snickers doesn't got down there

Hey Parker, 3 tips: 1. the numbers 1-6 on the item slots are the same numbers on the keyboard so its easier for you. 2. to get through the sensors with contraband, you need a contraband pouch!!! 3. and the last tip, there is an escapists map in Minecraft!!!

Silly Bee, Parker would have done it for free!

Parker: To fight you don't need to press space over and over again. Just press space, and when your courser is red, click on who you want to fight. To get out of fighting mode, press space again. Hope this helped!

totally wasn't camping....

To stop hitting people press space when you pointer is green you are not aggressive but when it's red when u click some ones will start to fight. Also if you click the little person portrait on the right if u click it if you make a weapon u can do a lot more damage. I hope this helped! Love u Parker games!!!

I've been waiting for this! ;)

Parker , a good way to escape is to befriend all of the others and make them follow you then get strong and beat up all of the guards.

Get 1 string and 2 lumber and put lumber then string then lumber and you got nunchucks and that is the strongest thing in the game

Yay I love this game. PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES. Like with tons of episodes.

How is it possible to be this funny... Honestly my friend Ethan acts almost exactly like you! You guys are hilarious!

Parker spamming space bar doesn't help xD Space bar toggles combat mode on and off, green = you are being nice and red = your ready to go punch someone. Once in combat mode you click the person to beat up and all you have to do is make sure your character is as close to that person as possible, the rest is automatic. You could look into getting a better weapon. Hover over an item with the cursor and hold shift, this will display the items stats. Some items you have could be weapons and you don't know it.

"A hot tub is me and H in a hot tub.. that'd get hot and steamy real quick," LMAOO

I love this series! It's so much fun! And I'm glad there'll be daily uploads, and maybe CHALLENGES!

Parker if you want to escape, here is what you need: (this is how I escaped) 1. One guard outfit 2. Two files 3. Five or six plastic forks 4. Bed dummy This could take you a few days to get out. When you are ready to escape wait till the time says 21:45, that is when you place the bed dummy on your bed. (Make sure ALL of you contraband items are out of your desk, my advice, have very little contraband items) When rollcall is done, walk to the exercise room but don't go in, change into the guard outfit and walk to the front entrance (near the bathroom). Break that wall with your forks. When you get through, make sure you put the wall back or your busted. When you put the wall back, use the two files to cut through the fence. When the fence is down, walk out and your free. Hope this helps.

Hahaha this series is so simple but so funny.... then again, you could play probably anything and it'd be entertaining. Thanks for the effort in your videos!! It's appreciated

Parker, here's a tip: You can't frame someone else, if you put it in their cell, they will SOMEHOW (idk how lol) trace it back to you, and you lose all your illegal stuff.

Green explamation markes mean that someone has a favor/job, and if they have a gold pouch over their heads, that means they have a shop/place to buy from them

Tip for Parker: in your cell mine your through the wall with forks then make fake wall blocks to cover up your mistakes ;) then mine through the wall again then get a guard outfit and get knives to cut through the fence and escape

BOOK + PRISIONERS OUTFIT+ DUCKTAPE = your welcome when I played I escaped bye beating up the wardens😈

Hey parker I just wanted to let you know that you saved my life when i was 10 i had severe deppression and anxienty and i almost killed myself but when i was in the hospital after 4 days of not eating or drinking I used to wake up early just to watch your videos you always cheered me up when i felt hopless and thats a debt i can never repay. Please continue to make people happy and keep doing what you enjoy Thank you -Bree

Really helpful hint: Want to buy something, but it's too expensive? If you K.O. him, he will probably have the item on his inventory! (also take his weapon) To do this: combine duct tape, metal sheet, and your outfit to make a plated outfit, which if you wear it won't trigger the contraband detectors. Then combine 2 timber and one wire, this will make nunchuks, which are 5/5 weapons. You will need high intelligence, which you can get from using the computers. UR WELCOME IN ADVANCE!

Hey Parker! Love the series :3 You have uploaded on time therefore you are saved, but be mentally and physically prepared. no pressure... Love ya

I love the series! Also, if you get a weapon, go to your character section,(the prisoner head under your inventory) and put it in your weapon slot! 😃

Parker, when your mouse cursor is red, that means your in attack mode, to get out of it, just press space, so that way you don't get in combat.

Fills bucket with ice cold water while eating hot peppers, so everything will BURN!!!! MWAMWAMWA!!

This is my favorite series by far

MORE ESCAPIST! MORE ESCAPIST! Love u parker.

When you're fighting someone, you only click it once. If you spam it, your only punching him once, and then canceling the action over and over again. ;D

sometimes if two people get knocked out in the same place, they will stack on top of each other and then it will show ( for example) grapeapplesauce, but then you will go into grasers pockets so you have to pick them up and move them.

Parker you can steal one of the guard outfits when you are doing the laundry job watch out for the metal detector it finds illegal items.

I finished Center Perks the aggressive way in the end, just lift weights a ton until you're strength is 100% or near, then beat up the guards (steal the first one's baton)(do it at night), and the warden will beg you to leave. :P. I had to abandon my complicated plan, which I had begun. But it was worth it. You can do it your way if you want, but the next prison is way more interesting.

Please do more of this, I really enjoy this series.

That one day when the video is uploading slowly and Parker is screaming at the computer only for the video to upload 3 seconds late.

When you dig a hole in your cell, you can buy paintings from other inmates to cover the hole up.

Advice : You can craft a weapon using socks and soap! Advice 2 : When death from a cop you lose a few dollars and illegal items Advice 3 : You can do tasks from other cube members/ prison Mates to get money, if some of them have a gold bag thingy above Their head they can trade with you! Thats it for now! -mineplexer Tyrese

Parker, you can craft weapons like bats and nunchucks so you do more damage, and you can heal yourself with medkits if you have one selected and you click on yourself.

Grind The Gym And Get Your Strength Up To 60 And Speed Up To 50 And Beat Up A Cop Take Its Uniform And Baton And Then Beat Everyone Else Up And It Will Pop Up A Message Saying That The Front Doors Are Open And Just Walk Through The Front Doors

Parker, Training-Health training- health is increased when you train on the benchpress Training-strength training- when on the treadmill, you increase the speed and strength of your punch Fighting-check it bro-check the stats of the person who is your prey, the first page in the prisoner's inventory Fighting-weapons- create a toothbrush/comb shiv by scraping either material on any wall. Check the fighting stats of a weapon by hovering over the item in your inventory. Other items such a nunchucks or a whip can be discovered by intellect, increase intellect by searching on a computer or reading a book in game. To find out how much of a stat you have, check your stats page. Timber is VERY useful along with files; both help greatly with an escape. Timber makes pickaxes and strong weapons while files make cutters along with a few weapons and other escapee tools. Cutters, files, and knives break fences. Pickaxes and forks break walls. Shovels, trowels, and spoons break flooring and dirt; pickaxes break underground stones faster than a shovel, trowel, or spoon. Plastic tools are the weakest material used to break objects. You can upgrade tools by applying ductape and: Pickaxe-timber? Idk Shovel- sheet of metal Cutters- file In the crafting menu Please present this in your knowledge and if you need any more help, visit the escapists wiki

You keep punching people because you are on fight mode xD Did you notice the red arrow? That means that you are in fight mode. Press space bar to go into interaction mode :3 Hope this helps!

Since you seem to like killing... Using space toggles you in and out of combat mode. When you go to fight, just turn your cursor to red. Also, a battery and a sock make a super sock mace, which is a very good weapon.

DAILY VIDEOS FOR DAYS! Does that make sense?

WAIT A SECOND!!!! Everyone start pushing buttons it will distract him till past 6 Mwahahaha

If you want to do more damage click on the character icon on the right and equip a weapon. I suggest you drag a comb or toothbrush on a wall to make it into a shiv. Love the vid BTW :D

good boy, no punishment for you... TODAY MUAHAHAHHWHWHAHHAH!!

Smack Graser right in the PATELLA!

You could say you were a Jeffery Bird! Get it? Jail bird... Jeffery bird....... its ok, I'm leaving now..... RIP JOKES

I come back from my very scary piano exams to a beautiful Parker video!

I'm really liking Escapists! Can't wait to see more! :D

I like this game soooooooo much!!! Parker you truly an god...

It's real, I'm gonna faint, you're doing it for real!

Parker, here is some advice, first steal wepons from people when they get beaten up, also go to the gym a lot. get your strength up to 100%. Also don't die too often, you lose money and you need money. And this is my last advice, when your mouse courser turns red, it means your in hit mode, if you want to chat with someone, then click space, and it should turn green, so you won't hit H anymore

Thank god escapist is back THANKS PARKER!!

YAYA do more, is this McDonalds, because I'm lovin it. Parker i am enjoying this series very much and would love to see more. ily

HEY! U did ur promise, cool! BTW I wanna say congratz on 300,000 subs, got 100,000 more so quickly! Awesome vids!

Bee wants to beat up her husband?!?! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

you can use a toothbrush to make a toothbrush shiv, its a weapon that could help you when you're fighting other inmates. Or you could use a weapon you get off of someone to fight better so you have a better chance of winning in fights :D

You can hit them by touching space which toggles fight mode. You can become stronger by lifting weights and faster by running on the treadmill.

This is my childhood. ParkerGames, Denis Daily, and StampyLongHead.

Here is my tips!(you need a lot of them no offence)1. READ TO IMPROVE YOUR INTELLECT (KNOWLEDGE) SORRY FOR ALL CAPS. 2. IMPROVE your strength before you get into any fights. 3. don't accept the favors to distract the guards because they are the hardest and are risky and will lower your opinion of the guards (opinion is important because the lower there opinion the higher chance you have of getting beat up). 4. to escape you have to create a bed dummy and put it in your bed at night, sneak out with a shovel at the wall and to do that you will need to get a key and if you just kill an officer and take their key they will hunt you down and kill you do you have to create a fake key and replace it then walk out the door and dig (there is a key to the entrance of the WHOLE prison but that key is on the warden and the warden is invincible I think but if he isn't invincible then I'd you kill him I guarantee that your guard heat will SHOOT up and they won't stop chasing you and you will get ALL contraband takin away from you and game over, pretty much just restarting). This is the longest comment I have ever made do yeah I thought you could use some help 😆

SO HAPPY YOU DID MORE!!!!!!!!!!! I was praying for it!!!!!

Parker, you need to press space to toggle out of combat mode. Your curser should turn from red to green. Press space again to go back into combat mode.

I think u can all agree with me that Parker deserves a lot more subs!

Aww, no punishing you? Too bad. Nice video, anyways. I can't wait to see more of this series!

Maybe the razor blade isn't illegle because it's actually the RAZER BLADE! Hah! See what I did there? No? Okay...

Parker I wish I could like this video 15,000 times because it deserves it.

Parker should upload the daily video from 7:00am-3:00pm so I can have something to look forward to when I get out of school... 😋

One of my fav videos you have done all I did was laugh the whole thing my side hurts now oh well it was worth it Parker thanks for always making me laugh no matter what mood I'm in! :)

More escapists! I love it!

Also, use toothbrushes and combs on the wall to make shivs

Every time you get beat up, you lose money. Also, try the front entrance for the forks.

When you're doing laundry, after you clean the police outfit you can wear it!

I love this series and would love for more!

More "The Escapist" and btw if you hit spacebar it toggles combat mode, if your mouse is red then it combat, if its green then its normal. You should train speed too because then you can hit more often.

Parker please make the episodes longer! Btw I love watching your videos!

Yes I love escapist! everything's better with Parker

No punishment today.... But there will be one tomorrow!!! (Insert evil laugh here)

The intro just makes me so happy :D

Get a skrewrider,put your desk next to bed,and chip the swers

DO MORE PRANK CALLS MY ENTIRE FAMILY HAS NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!

Finally the second episode came out

No. Parker give me more Escapists, NOW!!!

How to get keys : First of all, Make a "Wad of putty" with toothpaste and talcum powder. (it will be contraband fyi) The wad of putty will help you make a key mold. Step 2 : Beat up a guard. When you beat a guard up they will have a key (there are many different keys which opens different doors) Take the key quickly and craft it together with your wad of putty. You will get a key mold! Altough be cautious if you don't put the key back on the guard's body you will be sent to solitary (when they wake up) And now for the third and final step : Make "Molten plastic". Molten plastic is crafted from using a shiv (or razor it will not effect the item depending on what you choose) and a lighter. Now put your key mold in the crafting space with the molten plastic and voila! you've got yerself a key! keys can be very usefull and is in some prisons the only way to escape. Keys are contraband items and also loses durability when you open doors with it. In this prison i would recommend getting a purple key, since you can get to the outer walls at night with a purple key. Thats all the tips i have for today. Good luck and anyone reading this comment have a nice day.

Wow... Bee wanted you to beat up her own husband. They need couples therapy because their obviously having problems. I hope their problems will get fixed!

Parker if you are going to make the hole in your wall you are going to need a poster to cover it, to make the poster you need to craft it using a magazine and duck tape.

MORE ESCAPISTS PLZ ITS SO FUN AND COMBINED WID U ITS DA BEST

CONTINUE THIS PLEASE, UR MY FAV UTUBER, BECAUSE UR FUNNY, AND U DONT CURSE!!!! THANK YOU

Finally another ESCAPISTS!