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I taught English as a second language for 25+ years and being humorous in a second language is very difficult. BUT-you have something that cannot be learned, which is a naturally charming personality! We feel the joy you have for your work and you are delightful to listen to. I come to your channel for truly creative ideas.

You are a master of your trade and a joy in my life. I am a 73 year old that gets giddy when I see one of your new videos come up. Whether I do what you’re doing or whether I’m “just watching” I so enjoy the processes and explanation that you do. Luise I hope you realize the impact that you have on this art form world of ours. Truly you are a gift to us all. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I can hardly believe that I completely enjoyed a two hour video on splattering but I absolutely did Luise. You are an amazing teacher and your careful and well thought out methods are carefully conveyed by showing us exactly what you meant. The demo of water colour pencil on your hand allowed me to have that eureka moment of complete understanding. I now believe that I have not only my masters degree but a PhD in splattering. It’s such a great method for adding texture and I’ll spend tomorrow practicing. I love your style of humour. 🤣 it’s perfect. Thanks so much. Loved this. 🤗🇨🇦🤗

You have a wonderful natural sense of humour it just comes across, you are a delight to watch and learn from.

Luise, you’re one of my favorite you-tubers. You make me laugh AND you inspire me! Maybe put your paper in a box to protect your surroundings?!😂

Luise - thank you for the long 2 hour videos that you have been doing. It is like taking class with a master craft person and I learn so much by watching you and am so inspired! You are amazing!

Two hours on splattering? You had me glued to the screen for the entire time! Amazing info here Luise.

Love listening to you talk. You are very funny and enjoyable. Your English is better than people I know. Love this technique. Thank you for the laughs and videos

I taught English and I can tell you that you are not using 'relatively' incorrectly. That person must have been confused. Like with any language, not all native speakers have perfect grammar!

Love this class taught by a Master of Splatters! I can't believe I watched the whole 2 hours in one sitting. It was very interesting and entertaining. You are such fun!

lol, I love when you can’t get the word, I find myself trying to give you the word across time and space: “Consistency, Luisa? Do you mean consistency?” But even without my help, you still get your point across. Thanks for sharing your experience with us….using dirty water as a medium, for example.

You are doing great with the English language. Use relatively as often as you want to use it. I'm sure if that person was on a youtube, we could say alot about their language too; however, we have manners and wouldn't hurt someone like that!!!!! Let it roll off your shoulders. One person is not your 44.4K subscribers saying it (actually, we wouldn't say it even if it was true, we have manners) and it is not a reason for you to change how you say things!!!! We love you just the way you are!!!! I agree with patti below, I wouldn't attempt German. My brother said German was quite easy when you had a few beers and your tongue loosened up. That has stayed with me forever!

You are absolutely the best! Talent, teaching skills, fabulous laugh and the best professional paint splatter I have ever “met”.

Such a fabulous tutorial. Not only about splattering-who would have thought you could spend an hour on splatters and keep my interest-but the card with the paper doll and achieving dimensions was a bonus. Thank you. I’d like more on technique.

Thank you so much Luise. I am still working my way through Dephemerember and had just had a splatter disaster with my Salvaged Birds, (long story!) so your Master Class in splattering was most timely and very much appreciated.❤

I never knew splatters were so complex. Thank you for this video. Very enjoyable.

This video had perfect timing! I just posted about my love/hate relationship with splatters, while I wiped up my surface, my glasses, my mail on the table, etc. from splatters that missed my collage and went EVERYWHERE else ;-) Can't wait to learn how to be certified.

What fun splattering is. I didnt realise it was such a skill. Thanks lovely. Past tense of bleed is bled. pronounced "bled." Rhyming with ,"said." " row, row row your boat gently down the stream, relatively merrily, merrily relatively life is but a dream. Arohanui e hoa.❤❤❤

I love your introduction. I laughed out loud!!!Very timely as I’m paint splattering today

Tested & yes, exactly what I needed!!! My lucky day, I had already acquired a similar magic brush, no Louissa magic happened, so it was relegated to the other table. Now, with your incredible detailed information, I achieved success immediately, and oh the possibilities. Thank you so very much 🎨

Thank you for sharing how to be a better splatterer . Video very helpful. You are a delight to listen too. 🎉You always put a smile on my face . You speak English very well and a good teacher and easy to follow. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Luise, I know everyone says this...but it's true...you are an amazingly talented artist, so knowledgeable, a natural teacher, funny (in any language), and generous to share all of this information for free! These are true Master Classes. Your joy during these "bucket list" videos this month just shines through to us viewers. We are delighted to see the sparkle back in your eye (i know we don’t see your actual eye, but we can hear it in your voice). This video series is terrific! Thank you, thank you!!!

I’ve just watched the German version ( I always watch the German first) and not quite understood what on earth is going on😂 now I get it!!!!! Yes you are the splatter queen! I am so enjoying this series xxxx 😂❤🎉

I don't know how I missed this video! I don't know how to thank you enough for the time you put Into sharing your knowledge of mediums and techniques and your eye for color and detail of images, not in just 1 video in your mother language but for us in English! I learn so much from you and from the deepest part of my heart I applaud 👏 and appreciate you very much!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

Now that I’ve taken a class from a Master, I need a certificate. 😀. Thank you so much! Loved it.

SoOo worth watching! Two hrs about splattering? Yes good, to my surprise. Having tried to get my splatter more controlled and predictable and understood for a couple years now I find here all the variables so well thot out and explained. Answers to questions I didn’t even know how to ask. No wonder you didn’t have time to get to this sooner… there’s more to say than one realizes. Thank you! Now… I wonder if that brush is available in the US? We shall see. If not, I will find the best of my brushes for all splatter.

Don't freak your freak!!! You are so much fun to learn from... techniques and how to be genuine...always enjoy the time I spend learning from you!

When I saw the video was two hours, and on splattering, I thought I’d be fast forwarding a lot. But I was mesmerized watching the whole video!! You are both an exceptional artist and teacher. ❤ I learned soooo much and can’t wait to try these techniques. I love your humor as you teach, I think that’s what makes you a delightful teacher. Thanks for sharing your knowledge! Have a blessed day!

Luise, your introduction was funny, LOVE YOUR ENGLISH, love the video explaining everything, I have to watch it again because I want to make sure I do not MISS anything. It's like a class I have to make notes, big hugs Luise. :)

Yes! You are hysterical! And, your personality is Darling! Thank you!!!

Oh Dr. Luise, you definitely must have a PHD in splattering 😆. (This comment is a long one 😂). I simply love watching you create as you have a LOT of inspiration to share with your audience. You amaze me with your determination to learn and use English. You certainly have a wonderful English vocabulary, including the word ‘relatively’ which you are using for the most part in the right context and grammatically correctly too. Please don’t let others stomp on your journey to become more fluent in English. For most people for whom English is their first language (or as you say your Mother tongue), they rarely try to learn a second language. I truly admire your continued determination to learn new words and add them to your growing vocabulary and for the most part use them in the correct grammatical situations. You obviously have a fantastic sense of humour, as it comes across very clearly in your English videos. I can even pick it out in your German videos which I am not able to speak, but your tone reflects laughter or glee when you tell a joke or make a mistake and you chastise yourself. It is always funny when you drop in the occasional word like “shit” 😂while crafting. I think for the most part, in every one of your videos I get a giggle and end up smiling as you drop into chatting to yourself while creating, then come back to talking to us the audience 😊. It must be difficult to always be talking to someone who is not physically there while you create. Although I know I talk to myself as I craft too and I’m not filming for an audience 😂. About todays video: Your brushes- The bitch: looked to be a round watercolour brush which is why it sucked up the spray but didn’t want to release it without a lot of flinging or water, but as you said lovely for painting flowers etc; The Diva: looked to be a brush called a ‘rake’ which is usually used to paint things like grass or fur and didn’t pick up enough product for a good splatter. The next brush is called a ‘Bright’. It is similar to a ‘flat’ brush. They can make great splatter brushes especially if bigger and if you are willing to get your fingers dirty by pulling the bristles backward and allowing them to flick towards your canvas. And of course your favourite brush the ‘fan’ brush that in traditional painting is used to creat texture like fur, foliage, grasses and more. Many artists like yourself use them for splattering. There are of course many ‘splatter’ brushes on the market -Tim has one in his collection. Or many use a tooth brush which also calls for messy fingers 😊. I love using splattering in my creations too and really enjoyed watching this video. I think you shared a lot of great information especially for people just getting started in their mixed media art. It did hurt my heart seeing you have to clean up so much product that I’m sure had you not been videoing you would probably have used to create of journaling fodder. Once again thank you for giving your precious time to us all. Rosemaree ❤

Luise, relatively (lol) speaking I love the weird talk. Lol. It's funny and your laugh is contagious and makes all of us laugh. I love how the splatters are bleeding onto the paper. And thank you for all of the informative information. You are doing great with your English we get what you mean.

Luise, your English is great. Just relax and be yourself. Thank you for your wonderful videos and art. Thank you.

Laughing with you. I’m going to add certified splatter queen to my resume. Blessings from Canada 🇨🇦

This tuto is really fantastic. The brush is everything in splattering, it's amazing. I didn't have any brush with the right shape so I bought it to follow your advice and I'm bluffed. Thank you again. I'm a huge fan of yours and each video confirms why!

Brilliant video! I never expected to watch it all. I hate it when I splatter and it sends paint flying everywhere! Your techniques and your language skills are incredible! Thank you, I have learned SO much.❤

Love , I can not agree anymore than what has been said by sighwordmovies . You keep doing you , as Tim Holz says because you are as us Aussies say the bomb, you go to the end of earth to teach us your amazing knowledge. Thank you 🙏 from the bottom of my heart ❤️. Sending you blessings 💜💙🩵

I love spatters and always get more where I don't want it. So thank you for sharing this how to.

Are you sure you are a "certified" paper splatter master, or "certifiable" (in English, it changes the nuance to mean "crazy"), so a crazy paper splatterer? 😆 I love your splattering expertise!!

Please keep these tutorials coming. I was born in America and your English is better than mine! I would not even attempt to speak German. I live in the southern part of the US and I would really butcher your beautiful language with my southern drawal. lol.

Thank you so much for the master class in splattering! I watched every second of the TWO HOURS! I learned so much! English is my mother tongue; I wish I could be as articulate as you. 💞

Amazing, it didn’t have you to make a 2 hour video about splashing! lol It made me laugh internally, I recognize your obsession for things well done, the desire to understand and do things in the best way possible! And it’s not a malicious comment, it was very interesting even though it was a bit long for my taste, but it’s also what makes your charm. Thank you.

Luise you have been making me laugh since I began watching you three years ago. I can't believe I had to wait until the very end to learn the secret of the water colour pencils. Now I must experiment with mine, it's such a great way to use them. Thank you, who knew splattering could be such an involved technique.

Always happy to see you and listening because Im a poor old french women 😂 And I'm Always afraid to write in english because my vocabulary is gone away and I don't know where... Thanks a lot for your vidéos, I love. Kisses from France 💙

I've never spattered before. In fact, I never really saw other crafters doing it, so it just wasn't something that I was exposed to. Then YOU came into my life, and I realized spattering is VERY cool...but I was hesitant to try because I envisioned spatters on my walls, floor, window, me.😄😄 After watching this excellent tutorial by such a Master Spatterer, I feel equipped to give it a try....after I track down a proper brush.🖌 Thank you so much for sharing your knowledge and skill with us in English.❤ Such excellent English!👍🏻

After taking your class, are you going to print us a certificate? Lol certified paper splatter master! Love it!

Excellent video and very educational. I have five cats, and have managed to splatter all of them (not all five at once). One or more of them like to craft with me, and they look quite festive once they have been splattered (yes, I do wash the splatters off the cats). 😺🇨🇦 Please don’t apologize for your English. You speak much better than many English as their first language speakers.

I love your manner and your English is wonderful! I just thought I would add a couple of thoughts. Any watercolour brush is meant to suck up 36:24 a great deal of medium (eg water or liquid ink) and release it slowly, that is why the first brush behaves the way it does - it is a watercolour mop … actually, mop” brushes, in particular, are specially designed for holding extreme amounts of water. The other thing I wanted to mention is that the “halo” on the splatters that you showed with the spray nozzle on matte photo paper will occur on other papers as well. It tends to happen on papers that are designed to be immediately absorbent rather than having “sizing” that slows down the absorption of the medium. It occurs because some components of the medium sit on the surface of the paper (this is what the mica does), whilst some components that are completely dissolved (such as dye) is absorbed into the paper with the water. When the water is absorbed, it spreads in all directions through the substance of the paper, carrying the dissolved components with it, thereby creating the halo. In addition, as the water spreads, if there is more than one dissolved substance creating colour, these different colouring components can behave differently due to , for example molecular weight or electrical charge on the particles, so that the dissolved components form concentric rings in the halo of differing colours. Something that people can do to try to avoid this is to use paper that has a decent amount of “sizing” (for example, watercolour paper) so that the water sits on top of the surface of the paper longer, allowing all of the components to stay mixed (both dissolved and not). I’m not sure, but I think the acrylic paints basically provide their own in built “sizing” (kind of) that prevents the medium absorbing into the paper in the same way that water based dyes and watercolour paint will.

Hello hello! I'm a master of the splatter too lol. I have started combing my fine art with my crafting art and splatters are definitely a key part of my style. Love your channel!!!

Your videos are educational AND entertaining, and they always make me smile!

Relax about using the word "relatively"! You are using it correctly. I don't know who told you that you weren't, but they certainly don't have a great command of the English language. Your English is wonderful! And yes, you are quite funny! I love your videos! Keep up the great work!

love love the spiral splatter at the end

Great techniques and explanations. You are funny in any language. Your so genuine and I definitely feel and understand your humor. Loving your bucket list!!

Wow! I truly learned so much in this "master class".🤩 I have some of the Distress Paints. Only about 10 or 12, in colors I like. I also have pan watercolors, & other watercolor pencils...good quality Prima. I even have Inktense pencils and blocks. And I have most of the early/originally released Distress Crayons, but...I want Distress Watercolor Pencils SOOOO badly!😁 I love the colors, of course. But I really love that they are 'woodless' & fat, like a crayon, not skinny pencils that you have to sharpen all of the time...losing 'product' each time you do, too.🤨 I just have to wait until next month. I spent this month's supply "allowance" on the line of products in Scorched Timber.👀 Yay!!🤗💖 It's the first time I've ever bought everything, all at once...(it's got everything except the crayon & pencil, I think). You just made it look so beautiful, Luise! And the color is exactly right up my "grungy lane".😉 So...I NEEDED it...ALL. lol!!😂 Thank you for these "bucket list" videos, Luise. You are doing a fantastic job of making everything understandable, while giving useful tips. I've always learned, and retained info, best when I'm taught "why" something is done a certain way. You are great at explaining that.👍 I can't wait to see what's next!💗 Love and blessings...Tracy, in California US.💜💜💜

Your alcohol ink sets are totally FABULOUS! I really love them and have used them for a number of different things. Thanks! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖

I absolutely loved your video! You answered so many of my questions and opened my eyes on how to use products to get the splatter results I want. Thank you for sharing your splatter techniques. Your accent is sweet and I enjoyed listening to you 🙂

🙋🏼‍♀️Luise You read my mail, I need these lessons I make such a mess Cheers and thank you 💐 Oh thank you I just found those 2 freebies 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

2 hours of goodness! Thanks girl, this was great! Now off to do some splattering

You are funny and did not find the freebie for the paper, I have learned so much watching you😊

It took me a couple days but I watched your video. So informative. Thank you for gifting us the benefit of your experience. Also, I think your English is good. I understood everything. Thanks so much. ❤

I would call the bleed a halo around the mica center. Make sense? Love your “joie de vivre!” (Did I spell that right? lol) Thank you for all that you do, my friend!

The black acrylic is a more ‘heavy body’ paint than the distress paint, I think that is the term you are looking for Luise! Your English is very, very good but sometimes the words just won’t come to mind, I can relate and I am an English speaker!😆

A great video Luise; so many interesting points and amazing results. I like hearing your view points, likes and dislikes, showings the differences and how they can be changed. Thank you for sharing your tips and tricks.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love you and your videos… you always make me happy, and I’ve learned so much from you…. Please keep them coming ❤️❤️

I think you are freaking hilarious! I enjoy you and your videos. 🥰😍❤️

Quintessential Luise content!

Wonderful video! It helped me answer 2 questions! I've been afraid to try splattering because I'm messy enough in my crafting without splattering paint all over my craft area. And I could tell with everyone's video. I'd never control the paint! And I have a fan brush that I had no idea how to use! I am now really excited to get home from our travels to try your techniques. I have very few distress inks (I think they are inks! Ont oxides) but I have a lot of ink padsin so many colors I can play with. I also have craft acrylic paints and watercolor pencils so I have plenty of things to try. Thanks for your explanations and examples. There was just enough information to give me the curiosity and the directions to experiment. ❤❤❤

The title made my have a laugh. Thank you for the tips.

I cringe with the thought of putting water on paper, but I’ll watch you doing it for 2 hours!

coucou ce premier pinceau à la minute 32:53 est conçu pour la peinture aquarelle, c'est donc normal qu'il garde tout le medium dans ses poils puisqu'il est fait pour cela précisément 🙂 et c'est un bon pinceau aquarelle d'ailleurs 😉

You use the word relatively perfectly. I hope Barbara is watching this video. Her splatters are often very big.! Maybe that’s how she likes it. 🤷‍♀️

@Luise I just love the energy and spunk that you have 😊. Thank you for sharing your talents with us ❤

I love you Luise, and listening to you is always a pleasure without the contents being important. Having said that, I think this splattering craze is becoming just a bit too much and has now become a cliche....

Wow!! Another awesome tutorial! You give so much to us and such an inspiration! Im going to my local art store and practicing! Thank you so much! 😊

Oh, honey, you ARE funny in English! There are always a few laugh out loud moments in every video, I do a lot of splattering; some even lands on the paper! I’ll be tying the “like nail polish” tip and may even trim my fan brush-yours is much shorter. Thanks for the laughs and tips.

I can't wait to see this... I just started watching. When you splatter, it looks fantastic. Not so much when I do it! LOL. I've commented before, your English is wonderful. And you are naturally funny. 😀

Thank you SO much !! From South Africa ❤

You are very funny and a true delight! Thank you so much for the informative and entertaining videos ❤

Thanks for this Luise ! I have a FAV splatter brush like yours !

I love it when you talk weird shit...Apart from learning tons of new stuff, I find you very entertaining. I always watch the german channel as well |(although I don"t understand very much german) and it is so nice to hear that as well.

I’ve enjoyed your explanation and process very much Thank you for taking your time to do this explanation it was very helpful

Great video thank you.

Wow! Super helpful and fun, as always! Thank you! ❤

Thank you sooo sooo much Louise! I learned so much! ❤

Who knew there was such to learn about splattering 🫣 so happy that I now know what your secret is😎 I just made not only playters on my doll but also made it a whole a again with the background to let the same colours of her dress come back in platters on the background. Thanks you so much for this great tutorial, Louise❣️

Thank you dear love all you shared about splattering 💖

Now I have watched and practiced, am I now a certified splatter master? When can I expect my certificate? I've never been a master of anything before so I'm looking forward to framing it!😂😂😂 Perhaps with my Tim Holtz paper!

Love it

Excellent, funny demo

Bravo Luise ♥️!

Thanks!

I have to pause, Luise. I don't know who told you to "Stop using the word 'relatively'...". It's really been bothering me. Because you ARE using it correctly. I even looked it up, just to make sure. It is used in "relation" to, or in comparison to, something else. Example: "[This] is relatively hard as compared to [that]". But it is not necessary to add the other comparison. The comparison is implied within the context of what you're talking about. As in regard to using the Spray Stain nozzle to splatter you said, "This is relatively hard to do", we already know the comparison is to the brush, or another tool you intend to demonstrate. Whoever said, "YOU are wrong", and to stop using the word "relatively" as you have been...THEY are wrong. You are using the word correctly and appropriately.😉💗

So enjoying this series. You experiment and i follow😊❤did the diva come like that or did you cut the bristles. I have a fan brush but it doesnt look so separated like yours. I heard that if you thin out acrylics too much the chemistry changes. Is that true? I saw that little heart and then you said it. I cant believe the contol you have. It must take practice 😊❤

Great video! All we need to know about spatteting! What type of brush is the "right" brush? What do i call it when i lookfor one?

What other brushes do u use for splattering .? I’m from USA & what u put on your website is not on Amazon .. please tell us where we can buy the right brushes - this was a great video - thanks ..

🤣 I know. It was hilarious though. ❤

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Sehr hilfreich! Ich hatte Grad das Problem mit dem Schlauch. Sieht nicht schön aus...

I think you are hilarious 😂🎉

Professor heinzel 😅