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Become A Friendless Loser With This Commander Deck 

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@prosamis
@prosamis Год назад
My favorite thing about these videos is that it feels like he's reacting to the powerpoint. As if someone else made it and the only way noah survives is through improvising to make content lest the man in the shadows, the herald of the powerpoints would kill him Someone save him
@treesome3979
@treesome3979 Год назад
Great comment i chuckled
@iamasalad9080
@iamasalad9080 Год назад
@@treesome3979 This is life and death don't chuckle.
@treesome3979
@treesome3979 Год назад
@@iamasalad9080 You're right I'm an idiot for thinking i can have fun with mtg related content
@Gothstana
@Gothstana Год назад
@@treesome3979 it's okay, we're only human. Just don't do it again next time.
@treesome3979
@treesome3979 Год назад
@@Gothstana ok dad
@heathcousins7002
@heathcousins7002 Год назад
I have never played mtg or owned any mtg cards and yet I feel compelled to listen to and spread this man’s teachings
@happytrees6484
@happytrees6484 Год назад
I'm in this boat with ya bud
@RichieDubbz
@RichieDubbz Год назад
I know... I dont even speak or understand English yet i feel the same way
@wadd275
@wadd275 Год назад
please dont
@Rad_Goblin
@Rad_Goblin Год назад
I do play Magic, please don't.
@iamasalad9080
@iamasalad9080 Год назад
4
@Useless_War
@Useless_War Год назад
I have a very similar commander deck except for the fact that everything is different!
@AleOnYouTube
@AleOnYouTube Год назад
do you mean a magic the gathering mtg playing and collectible card game? born in 1993 and black lotyus? yes aI also play this game i love it
@flameofmage1099
@flameofmage1099 Год назад
Sorry I ruined the like count
@Playingwithproxies
@Playingwithproxies Год назад
You have the same number of cards tho
@davestier6247
@davestier6247 Год назад
I run a totally different deck to this one, except every card is identical.
@AleOnYouTube
@AleOnYouTube Год назад
@@davestier6247 oh I run the same identical deck except every card is different
@krekire4152
@krekire4152 Год назад
i like to think that noah is actually trying really hard to present this nicely but he gets really anxious and it looks like a comedy but its really a tragedy (to him it is a comedy to us)
@dirkbaldorad3634
@dirkbaldorad3634 Год назад
I think you are cruel for liking to think that and I don't like that.
@SmokeADig
@SmokeADig Год назад
I like it.
@nick14braun14
@nick14braun14 Год назад
Look up what the Greek definition of comedy was.
@geoffreyprecht2410
@geoffreyprecht2410 Год назад
This man makes more entertaining videos in PowerPoint than most MtGA RU-vidrs can make in any other program.
@Flapjack_710
@Flapjack_710 Год назад
I don’t laugh out loud at videos but when I saw the destroy all lands I let out a genuine giggle lmao
@phillipmele8533
@phillipmele8533 Год назад
This deck is to turbofog what the music genre sludge is to grunge, a removal of anything resembling speed and dynamism leaving behind nothing but endless droning and drudgery, that which goes on and on and on with no peaks, only the sensation of wading through a field gone completely muddy after a storm. It’s beautiful. I love it.
@theworldsy7888
@theworldsy7888 Год назад
I believe the root of the problem is people having cards in their hand in the first place. That's why Greel, my good friend, is such a good friend (he's a good friend).
@connor1586
@connor1586 Год назад
I don't know much about MTG, but the rearrangement bit at 1:50 got me to laugh out loud so now I need to go buy this deck I guess
@constantinemarshall7809
@constantinemarshall7809 Год назад
As a dedicated "I have no friends" deck player in Oloro Stax and Norin Chaos, this makes me very happy, keep spreading the good word of friendless EDH :)
@eugeneinfernal561
@eugeneinfernal561 Год назад
"The deck is expensive, but as you're playing stax you have no friends, so you have a lot of free time working" - that was really funny))
@frosty980
@frosty980 Год назад
I like lavinia, azorius renegade for losing friends. You can do all the same stax stuff plus you have a combo with knowledge pool and you have access to blue for counters in the early game.
@LS19981
@LS19981 Год назад
blue cards expensive :( dual lands expensive :(
@ThorsShadow
@ThorsShadow Год назад
@@LS19981 Blue cards aren't inherently more or less expensive than other cards, just because they're blue. Counterspells are incredibly cheap. Expensive Dual Lands are expensive, yes. But they are cheap ones, as well. Mostly ones, that come into play tapped. You can also just not play Dual Lands. Not sure, if there are budget Lavinia decks. Maybe TheCommandersQuarters has a video for a budget list. In summary, don't cry. You have options. Use them. Adapt and overcome.
@LS19981
@LS19981 Год назад
@@ThorsShadow what
@TheJohnGill
@TheJohnGill Год назад
Noah, you've quickly become one of my favorite mtg channels. Keep up the good work!
@Likeitis96
@Likeitis96 Год назад
I laught maniacly at the thought of asking people on your table if they pay the 2 while they are literally unable to.
@BenJammin1127
@BenJammin1127 Год назад
Nice Game... "Gathithrg" had me dying!!!!
@dukedevlan5457
@dukedevlan5457 Год назад
Yeah I didn't see coming lol
@dracticarchive
@dracticarchive Год назад
Noah is the goblin in my brain that tells me to make a Door To Nothingness commander deck at 3am
@razer0001
@razer0001 Год назад
had a person genuinely run this card with a tutor at my lgs, in a 6 player game. we instantly all scooped, and he would not shut the fuck up for the rest of the day over how good he is
@Playingwithproxies
@Playingwithproxies Год назад
Oh wow you mean 5 other players didn’t want to watch you play with yourself
@razer0001
@razer0001 Год назад
@@Playingwithproxies Basically what we told him, but he gloated the entire time anyways. He kept using the excuse "it's just pieces of cardboard." anyways, next game he scooped, we used the same excuse on him and he left the lgs shortly after
@kylekonop4801
@kylekonop4801 Год назад
Dear god, this deck. I remember watching cgb play this on Arena, and it was infuriating for me as a spectator to watch him spend 5 minutes trying to find the infinite combo that would allow him to win the game.
@Equisitte
@Equisitte Год назад
These Tutorial Videos for losing friends are getting interesting
@GrumpyIan
@GrumpyIan Год назад
I really hope he makes a turn 0 lose or turn 0 win deck
@Lumin0us7
@Lumin0us7 Год назад
As a Armageddon enjoyer it is perfectly funny and suitable, also this deck with Avacyn Angel of Hope cuz why not.
@nerdyastronaut9173
@nerdyastronaut9173 Год назад
Avacyn angel of hope is an amazing card for this very fun group hug deck...... that everyone will love cause your the greatest if you play this yes hahahaagagaga dies inside*
@Isolanporzellator
@Isolanporzellator Год назад
Haven't played stax in a long time, but Oswald actually looks like it works nicely with it, as it always gets the most annoying piece of stax for any situation. Will have to include Divine intervention as "wincon" because people love a good nongame. Thx for the inspiration.
@fuzzyhughes3622
@fuzzyhughes3622 Год назад
Hehe people do say "drawing" is very important in MtG
@Guru4hire
@Guru4hire Год назад
I just discovered that my teferi's puzzlebox and narset means that my opponents can never play another card again.
@Playingwithproxies
@Playingwithproxies Год назад
They can play instants
@VancouverJeff
@VancouverJeff Год назад
I was watching this video and then my neighbour came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video….
@piperatoms5926
@piperatoms5926 Год назад
I don’t need a deck to accomplish that. 🤣
@Ralyx0
@Ralyx0 Год назад
Green mana ramp decks: "You underestimate my power!"
@kraakatoa4494
@kraakatoa4494 Год назад
I just built a braids commander deck with the new braids, and I wasn’t thinking about putting smoke stack in it before, but I am now
@corydiehl764
@corydiehl764 Год назад
People don't understand just how much you can do with 1 land now. It's terrifying. Winter orb might make your casual friends cry, but the competitive players can easily get around it.
@Gigadramon6
@Gigadramon6 Год назад
There are also a bunch of cards that let you untap your lands at other times. Winter Orb only says you can only untap one land during *your* untap step. Have Wilderness Reclamation or Seedborn Muse? Hey, you get all of your lands untapped at a time that isn't your untap step.
@trajanbea3995
@trajanbea3995 5 месяцев назад
A little known thing about winter orb and other old artifacts is that if they are tapped they actually lose their ability, so if you can untap it before your turn you can untap lands but your opponents can't if you then tap it again before their turn, even more fun
@aviansword
@aviansword Год назад
I never hit the subscribe button so fast, keep doing the lord's work.
@Dusk-MTG
@Dusk-MTG Год назад
Dude I'm literally building an Augustin deck and you post this video. I was unironically taking notes.
@loxeggcheese
@loxeggcheese Год назад
I don’t know why ppl say counterspells aren’t fun. i play mono blue delver in standard and I always have a lot of fun
@jessesandburg
@jessesandburg Год назад
The quality content produced on quite literally Paint and MS Powerpoint is some next level shit.
@WombatDave
@WombatDave Год назад
I ran a mono-blue commander deck for a while. It was so toxic that even after people won a game against it they would tell me they never wanted to play against that deck ever again. This reminds me of that, and I smile.
@KattKirsch
@KattKirsch Год назад
My favorite deck is a Horoki Dust Drinker deck that's absolutely heinous but strangely chill
@crimsonguy8696
@crimsonguy8696 Год назад
Or... Meria, Scholar of Antiquity, with a winter orb, static orb, some utility and 0 drop artifacts, some ways to mass destroy lands, and ways to recover your own, of course. You'll be able to tap the orbs before your turn and let the mana go unused so that everything untaps on your turn. I play with someone who built their Urza deck like that.
@exhibitnine
@exhibitnine Год назад
That LoL punchline is gloriously delievered.
@forrestcarroll9350
@forrestcarroll9350 Год назад
I used to play a stax/pox/death and taxes/jank wincons/general slow-everything-down deck using Child of Alara as the commander in a playgroup that liked semi-competitive (generally turn 4-5) EDH decks. I liked to call it group anti-hug. If you pace yourself (don't just instantly lock the board) and let people find answers it really doesn't feel like a slog but gives some of the less competitive decks some time to shine. Usually it would bring games to turn 9-10.
@trajanbea3995
@trajanbea3995 5 месяцев назад
A little known thing about winter orb and other old artifacts is that if they are tapped they actually lose their ability, so if you can untap it before your turn you can untap lands but your opponents can't if you then tap it again before their turn, even more fun
@NeonThoughtBox
@NeonThoughtBox Год назад
Joke's on you, I don't even need the deck for that.
@zachariahpoltergeist4516
@zachariahpoltergeist4516 Год назад
I can't stop laughing whenever he just doesn't finish a sentence! "Money is just like a..." 🤣
@Arc_Viper
@Arc_Viper Год назад
There was a random guy that came up to me in a convention years ago and asked if he could play his legacy deck against my modern deck. I agreed. On turn 2 he played that spell where I couldn't untap more than one of my lands per turn. As soon as he played that card I quit, and I didn't feel bad about it in the least bit. I think to this day that guy is still trying to find someone that will play a game of magic with him. This deck is absolute cancer lol
@ImLaminarBro
@ImLaminarBro Год назад
1:47 this is fucking comedy right here man I swear Chappelle could learn from this level of misdirect
@exitsignify
@exitsignify Год назад
"that's just called comedy" it's true and you should say it. nothing funnier than enraging the pod with a bit of land destruction on turn 3
@samsimmons2336
@samsimmons2336 Год назад
this guy is the personification of my social anxiety
@JohnWhitneyTheFourth
@JohnWhitneyTheFourth Год назад
This is the best RU-vid channel on the platform, hands down not even close
@nexus3d5
@nexus3d5 Год назад
I love your videos, I built the Maralen deck, going to "suprise" my group..lmao. I built a chaos deck, Pramikon.. Everyone hates it, same ish theme... piss everyone off enough they rage quit.
@Mrgamestatic
@Mrgamestatic Год назад
"Nice game....gathithrg" That part got me 😂😂😂
@fireblade295
@fireblade295 Год назад
I can't stop thinking that Noah is trying to hold in a burp every video lmao
@reasarian2482
@reasarian2482 Год назад
watching this while in queue for league is crazy
@Jed_Rowahnn
@Jed_Rowahnn Год назад
Just the thought of Winter Orb and Smothering Tithe on the board at the same time is giving me an ulcer
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Год назад
Monowhite Stax... sounds like fun. However, Stax without Blue feels a bit sad. There's so many Blue cards that makes your opponent cry. Like Stasis... Back to Basics, Frozen Aether, In the Eye of Chaos... Land Equillibrium... Mana Breach... Pendrell Mists, Overburden, Propaganda... There's just too much fun to have with UW Stax. I mean, Frozen Aether+Stasis+Land Equillibrium and your opponent will scoop. All opponents lands enter tapped, and everyone skips their untap step, and no one can have more lands than you. Toss in an Eon Hub, and you're done. No untap for your opponent and no one has an upkeep, and Stasis is eternal. And your opponents are locked out of the game.
@Bizarre404
@Bizarre404 Год назад
Oswald strong :)
@Maseiken
@Maseiken Год назад
Much like counterspell or shock, this tech's result can be achieved even without the appropriate cards in hand.
@vidiottheowl2825
@vidiottheowl2825 Год назад
I'm definitely adding this to my collective suffering deck
@chancylvania
@chancylvania Год назад
Noah has given me my power 10 commander deck.
@christianpham4104
@christianpham4104 Год назад
This has to be the most entertaining thing on the internet
@ScoobiusDoob
@ScoobiusDoob Год назад
This is the first video I've seen by you and that's all it took for me to subscribe. You have a bright future
@brandonh5629
@brandonh5629 Год назад
Daretti with Jokulhaups is an even MORE fun version to make
@KennyJasper
@KennyJasper Год назад
I'm saving this because I have some friends that play MTG that need to see why sometimes they're not fun to play against.
@ThePendrax
@ThePendrax Год назад
how did I stumble upon these 3 minutes of heaven
@johncargille7722
@johncargille7722 Год назад
Genuinely can't tell if you're sober, and that is in fact a compliment
@MurbobGG
@MurbobGG Год назад
Bro when u said the magic the gathering rearranged spells nice game, idk what you said after but I laughed stoopid hard at that
@DualSwordBesken
@DualSwordBesken Год назад
If you like Oswald Fiddlebender, may I introduce you to Arcum Dagsson? Sure, he may not get artifact creatures, but he can turn your roombas into toasters.
@liquid47
@liquid47 Год назад
gathithrg truly be playing the nicest of games
@Omega_Orion
@Omega_Orion Год назад
Idk sounds to me like this deck would make me a friendless winner
@dukevulture4562
@dukevulture4562 Год назад
I was unironically putting together a similar decklist to this last night... Now wondering if I should reconsider...
@marshroverv5632
@marshroverv5632 Год назад
stax in commander is like, the opposite of a group hug deck... a group break your leg deck?
@marshroverv5632
@marshroverv5632 Год назад
because that's what the group's going to do to you after the game
@markdd4281
@markdd4281 Год назад
This was the most ridiculous incoherent set of ramblings i ever heard and I loved every minute of it😂
@tonyr6365
@tonyr6365 Год назад
I didn't realize this is not fun for the other players but I like to play artifact tapers in my deck to tap the winter orb so I can untap all of my lands but the winter orb becomes untaped when my lands do so I guess it sucks to play magic against this deck and you could also play kismiat to make it were your opponents lands come into play taped and you could play stasis to keep every every thing from untapping and certain blue elementals to bounce the stasis back to you right before your turn and play a bunch of blue counter magic and white removal. And play a card to reshuffle your graveyard back in to you library and make it one of the slowest lock down wins ever and maybe people will quit playing magic lol I love your videos
@cooperbrown1820
@cooperbrown1820 Год назад
I have a winter orb deck with Derevi, exclusively reserved for people that I don't like or don't like playing against. It's basically the same thing as this :)
@Tracker947
@Tracker947 Год назад
Had a friend that played a stax deck like this. At first, my other friends defended him from me whenever I started focusing him when he sat down. Then, many many many hours later, after the first game, they joined me. Not only was it a brutally oppressive deck, he also didn't have a win condition...
@OriginalDad
@OriginalDad Год назад
Frustration is the win condition.
@aizo111
@aizo111 Год назад
I recently brought an oops all counterspell deck to EDH with out a wincon. I played a few games and the first 2 where unimpressive. Maybe 15 counters and I was out. The last one had some crazy stuff happened that I benefited way to hard from and I was holding 60 cards with no discarding at end of phase., mostly counterspells in my hand. It was awful for everyone. The experience was 10/10. But now I need to move on.. to new ways to convince my friend group I am a horrible person. I need to make this deck.
@sputnik128
@sputnik128 Год назад
This deck reminds me of the old game Dokapon Kingdom - a party game designed to make you lose all of your friends forever
@TheClocktowerCrew
@TheClocktowerCrew Год назад
love your powerpoint edits
@Mrballz9762
@Mrballz9762 Год назад
I want to see this dude make a hope of ghirapur deck
@jakevuckturd1201
@jakevuckturd1201 Год назад
2:45 best part 😂
@mrrandomassduck
@mrrandomassduck Год назад
It gets better when you add blue and just play Grand Arbiter Augustin IV. The tears of my opponents sustain me.
@purplewarrior3589
@purplewarrior3589 Год назад
I remember having to play against that card it made me cry as I was playing a green deck
@ladywaffle2210
@ladywaffle2210 Год назад
Brilliant, this will be an easy way to ditch my friend group!
@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Год назад
Fun and fair! Armageddon will help your opponents untap all of their lands! Blue Player Approved!
@happytrees6484
@happytrees6484 Год назад
Nice game gathithrg sounds like something a Saturday morning cartoon viking would say
@innthemiddleofthestorm6754
@innthemiddleofthestorm6754 Год назад
This is unhinged in the best way
@yerosilveira4614
@yerosilveira4614 Год назад
Would be nicento watch a Meria's comm analisis :)
@nwah4lyfe486
@nwah4lyfe486 Год назад
Best Deck ever, might buy it next paycheck, who needs friends
@santiagoguzman7570
@santiagoguzman7570 Год назад
Cool deck. Does winter orb work against people that go by they/them?
@samuelnikiema7758
@samuelnikiema7758 Год назад
reminds me of that friend that decided to build a shrine commander deck which creates shrine tokens and apply effects in proportion to the number of shrine tokens it's real funny to clear my board and discard my hand EVERY turn 🤡
@Darkvoltrox
@Darkvoltrox Год назад
I think the deck is missing Karn, the ripped one.
@yisusarguedas2120
@yisusarguedas2120 Год назад
This guy is a visionary
@chrisbaousis6954
@chrisbaousis6954 Год назад
Bro admit it, you almost lost your shit at 1:54. I swear I can hear you cracking. One of the few videos in RU-vid that make me actually laugh.
@Aventrixmusic
@Aventrixmusic Год назад
bro I literally just logged off league opened youtube and clicked this video lmfaooooo
@BlakeFaeMorton
@BlakeFaeMorton Год назад
I mean, you raise a VERY good point with League of Legends.
@purecalamity
@purecalamity Год назад
Bold to assume o had friends to begin with
@YuraNebov
@YuraNebov Год назад
Man I love you and your videos
@QuesoDipp
@QuesoDipp Год назад
I've always been resistant to playing commander, but I am now ordering this to be my one and only commander deck. Maybe it will help keep people from continually asking me to play this goofy format.
@butteryfriedwizard2219
@butteryfriedwizard2219 Год назад
My brother was hated due to static orb.
@bobbytoler5356
@bobbytoler5356 Год назад
I would really like to see some game play with these ridiculous decks
@nosrin1988
@nosrin1988 Год назад
this is the dumbest and funniest magic channel around. always a hoot!
@MastaChafa
@MastaChafa Год назад
That League of legends comment... Spot on🤣
@TheChayxxx
@TheChayxxx Год назад
I have an Urza Commander deck. Can confirm accuracy of title. Am friendless loser.
@idonthavename5079
@idonthavename5079 Год назад
I have a need to win and become good enough to be reconigzed by mtg players and quote this channel.
@shuvelstone1331
@shuvelstone1331 Год назад
You cannot convince me that this guy is not high.
@HuffleScrumblo
@HuffleScrumblo Год назад
A lovely video Noah, once you create the Big Chungus deck teck, I'll be happy.
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