Ben & Emil on: Being a Boy (Boys only) 

I am continually just blown away by how Ben’s mind works. He needs to be studied.

as a girl I never realized how much of being a boy is being in the pool

ben & emil on: the bed together

No matter the topic, Ben can always bring it back to piss.

I definitely would not be soothed by a heavily sighing man walking behind me, Benjamin

The only thing I’ve learned is that boys are aquatic mammals

Ben covertly acknowledging his presence behind a woman is actually so valid. I walk everywhere and when guys come up behind me, even harmlessly, but I didn't know they were there I scream

realizing this concept is very similar to trixie and katya’s UNHhhh but i’m loving it

can we get "Ben & Emil on: Being a Boyfriend." ?

Being a boy is just being your childhood self. The other day I was at the grocery store, I needed to get some stuff, and I walk down the toy aisle and get myself a good old fashion hot wheel car. I was like aye might as well. I later on proceeded to have a good day.

I love when Ben feels the need to explain something further. Going on that journey never disappoints.

hey Ben , woman here. I can in fact confirm that I would take that sigh as a threat to my life.

Being a boy is all about listening to podcasts that predominantly feature men, and occasionally podcasts that talk about how tough it is for men out there

Baby Emil in the thumbnail looks like a Disney character and you cannot change my mind

Now this one is truly for the boys

If I'm walking behind a woman and want to alert her that I'm there, so as not to frighten her, what I generally do is purposely scuff my feet on the ground occasionally as I walk. If I'm going to overtake her, and doesn't seem to have realised I'm there yet, I will say something like 'on your left' or right, dependent where I'm coming from

omg can we get a ben & emil on yalls icks

As a gay man, whenever I walk behind a woman I immediately have the urge to tell her I don’t give a fuck about her in the best way possible

The editing on this episode was on point

I’m so grateful for Ben because that’s one of my biggest fears. Anytime a man is behind me, I am using my peripheral vision to its fullest extent to make sure they aren’t gonna attack. The white man smile and looking down while walking past me is the only way any man should deal with walking behind me.

bringing dumbbells into the pool is such a pleasurable experience. i love hangin out down there

i mean you are both actually very baby girl but that's totally fine

I agree with Ben, I try and make people aware that I am there

I be pissin, shittin, and fartin I can’t even IMAGINE peeing in a pool

Ben’s kinda cooking with the letting your presence known thing

Was thinking about stopping squirting but you guys convinced me. NSS💯

"wife can be boy😁"

ben is right about that haircut. im from NY and all the boys had that haircut 8-10 years ago

Love watching the thumbnails change in the first half an hour hahaha. Good one as usual fellas!

I’ve only read the title so far, but I audibly said “Aaawwwww”. Being a boy. SO cute. Tell me about being a boy, little guy.

emil fuckin gets it. no truer shit has been said. playing jackpot (500), the squirty thing. amen

Dude imagine how fucking humiliating it must be to try and kidnap a woman but then you get a little tickle in your throat and can’t stop coughing

i teach 4th grade and all my boys loooove making fart sounds. they love making fart sounds with their mouths, arm pit farts, and real farts. anything that sounds like it came out an ass is the funniest thing to them haha

Ben and Emil's Tips for Saving Drywall: 1. Piss, don't pee. 2. Do the squirty thing with confidence. 3. Make some noise behind women. 4. Take weights into pools, see where the day takes you.

The cough/sigh is definitely a weird go-to strategy.

i love these “ben and emil on” short videos, super love them and the format of the chroma behind

there is so much to being a boy that I want to comment on. Just found you guys last night. love the content

Up Next: Ben and emil on: my face

This is just wonderful

great to see boymoder representation like this! thank you guys

Love you guys!!!

wait till the boys find out girls piss

2:45 grew up a swimmer never peeing in the pool & came to think it was weird & thus still haven’t peed in a pool 💭

The New Guy reference? This team is undefeated

I can confirm as a boy I am playing Minecraft while watching this video

sometimes I feel like I relate to Ben too much. has he been tested for autism?

As a boy, I can say that these guys r definitely boys

To add to swimming with the boys: Along with the cannonball, big boys need to know how to belly flop

Me and the r girls always pissin in the pool

this is so baby boy coded

hey guys how do i go boy mode

i love returning to this episode to hear emil adamantly preach that girls CANT do “the squirting thing”

The thumbnail is absolute nightmare fuel

Finally someone who played 500!!

boy moders rise up

i COMPLETELY forgot about 500 until Emil mentioned it. I loved that game

amazing

would have loved to see some baby ben and emil pics

I walk so silently and quickly, and feel extreme social awkwardness sometimes and living in nyc, walking around at night I do purposefully cough or drag my shoe to announce my presence as to not scare someone too badly walking behind them.

god dammit these are so good

NAH PEEIN IN THE POOL IS FOUL WHAT THE HELLLLLL

Ferda🔥

Them talking about the "squirty thing" reminds me of Ben's story of the girl who stepped in dog poop 🤣

as a boy who can't swim this sucks. SUCKS

Me, a trans masc person, writing down what it means to be a boy

Ben talking about hating the concept of the ick gave me the ick

imo saying "oop, coming up behind ya, dont wanna scare you" in the nerdiest dorkiest disney channel NPC customer service voice is the best way to overtake a woman in the dark, second only to "ffs you walk too slow loser either hurry it up or gtfo my way" in the gayest sassiest mean girls-esque valley girl accent 👍 all else fails just cross the street n walk on the other side lmfao

I would like to propose a fake sneeze when you come up behind a woman. It's got the magic of a cough but is far less potentially intimidating. Just a quick little "achoo!"

This is “Uuuhhhhh” with Trixie and Katya for straight people

I’d love to see, dare I say: Daddy Ben & Emil on: amusement parks

RU-vid was so late w the notification 😔

I’ll be your boy Emil

Are these clips from the pod or seperate videos?

Just guys being dudes, gotta love it

I was actually downloading minecraft on my computer while watching this so I can confirm that's what this boy is doin

ben and emil on greek life?

Ben's right. Classy guys do the cough and sniff when walking behind women

just guys being boys

"Yeah guys with dark, weird energy" 🤣 And, while this is obviously a masterclass in editing and not cinematography, get some more light on Emil's beautiful face already! 😤 Just found your channel, love it, bless up my dudes 🙏

Ben, if a man I coughing behind me I am terrified.

okay but if i heard a man sigh loudly behind me at night i would run

Boys really do love having breath holding contests, idk

Woah

NSS MY BOYS NSS

this video is so gender, thanks guys !

emil where the f is that shirt from i need it

Ben on macklemores face at 4:23 unironically looks almost identical to Hunter Biden

clicking on this as a women

being a boy is using a pool noodle and putting it against the pool jet and spraying people

Aw yiss

Im a boy in today’s age, I got burgers and wings with my guys and then we tossed a football in a parking lot after we finished

Ben nooo no that’s BAD!! Some men genuinely take pleasure in making sure a woman knows they’re being followed, because it makes them feel powerful to intimate them. BUT it’s the thought that counts I guess?😂

Remember boys, if you want a woman to feel safe around you in public when you're behind them then just follow these simple steps: 1. Breathe very heavily and loudly so she's aware of your presence. 2. Scrape your feet on the pavement so she knows you're close by and can properly gauge how you're respectfully keeping your distance. 3. Keep your eyes focused directly on her so that if she ever turns around she knows you're keeping her safe by watching over her, sort of like a guardian angel. Make sure not to smile or avert your eyes, or else she'll think you aren't taking your duty seriously. 4. Keep your hands in your pockets as this serves two purposes: first, it'll dissuade any potential attackers as they may think you have some sort of weapon on you. And secondly, it'll make her feel safe knowing you aren't trying to put your hands on her without her consent. This is a surefire way to ensure women are not at all terrified by you in public and will certainly help with our public perception as boys.

am i a boy?? thought i was a girl.. but i can do the hand pool squirty thing

Just a couple of bros being dudes

Emil I’m a girl and I can do the hand squirty thingy and I’m really good at it and my boyfriend can’t so ha

OMFG I forgot about 500

shocking turn of events - Emil is a boy for the boys and ben is a boy for the girls

ben can overtake me whenever he wants 🧍🏼‍♀️

"dookie of dollup haircut" 💀