Ben Simmons is an Only Fans model 

Ben Simmons is gonna be the reason for non guaranteed contracts

Ben Simmons pulled off a historical heist with the NBA. This man doesn't even like basketball.

When he scored 10 points and they so loudly declared: "HE'S BACK!" Everyone knew the next headline about him would be: "HIS BACK!"

Why play if you already got paid? - Ben Simmons probably

ben simmons got that unlimited PTO

I saw the title and was very confused for a hot second

Ben Simmons is an OnlyFans model😂😂😂😂☠️

"He can't keep getting away with it!" Perfectly sums up Ben Simmons. He getting paid $30, $40 millions to do nothing!

$40,000,000 to sit on the couch, eat chips, and binge watch my little pony 😂

If this was 2018 Colin Cowherd definitely would’ve paid for a Ben Simmons onlyfans subscription

The whole Ben Simmons saga reminds me a lot of the Boy Who Cried Wolf. Even if he’s actually injured currently, he lost all his good will from fans due to his antics over the past couple years.

If I had a dollar for each Cowherd bad take, I'd own the Nets 😂😂😂

every single time Ben SImmons comes back they always do the "he's on a come back" for literally 8 seasons

This dude is the word "scam" personified

Ben Simmons' back!... Is injured again.

I clicked faster than Ben Simmons missing a free throw

I asked Siri what do you call someone that only works when they feel like it. She asked did I mean Ben Simmons

AD's Uni-brow has more value in exchange than Simmons! 🤣😂

Having suffered the same injury as Ben Simmons recently, I understand how bad it can get. That being said, the surgery takes less than an hour and a month or two of recovery. Not to mention the Nets or Ben himself could afford the surgery easily. No excuses to be made on his part.

That “in the nuuuuude” got me

This man was a number 1 pick what a waste

Made me blow smoke out my nose mid hit, when you said Lebron has more games played on the lakers than Ben Simmons does in his entire career.😂

Everybody makes fun of Jordan Poole’s contract but Simmons makes him look good in comparison

Ben Simmons is more hated now by Commissioner than the Beard Harden 😂

2:06 This is one of the worst takes I’ve ever seen 😂

Ben Simmons makes me ashamed to be an Australian.

Player empowerment has gone too far that next CBA negotiation gonna be rough

Missing games due to bruised feelings 💀

Of all the sentences that could possibly involve Brick Simmons, I don’t think ANYONE would have expected the title sentence.

You think the wizards gonna lose more games in a row than the pistons? It would be crazy to have history happen twice!

Ben found the infinite money glitch

😂 this video had me dying! This one is going to be another classic for you. Dude your metaphors are unmatched on RU-vid 😂😂😂

Only fans you only pay like 15 dollars a month and at least you get something. For 40 mil you get literally nothing from Ben Simmons.

Bro your edits & humor is off the charts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

My brother from another mother keep the rants coming!

That was the most hilarious video I have seen in a long time, man you deserve a million subs. I think you should do a second channel where its not limited to basketball where you keep the same kind of humor, I think it would have great success.

Bro you are low key one of the funniest if not the funniest sports channels on RU-vid. We demand a face reveal behind this comedic genius

Ben Simmons cycle is equivalent to the Dallas Cowboys cycle. Feel good Offseason and don’t show up in Big Time games or moments.

You don't work there killed me

That Keith David transition.

1:09 greatest reference of all time 😅

'That's money in the shredder! ...THAT DOESN'T WORK!!' lol

Greatest title and video I've seen in months 😂

My laundry is in envy like no other... wishing they'd be as washed as Ben Simmons

Bro your video titles are 👌🏾

_Oh! Wow😮 I want to congratulate you on being the most creative content producer of 2024. 👏 Dam!_

I know this is a very unoriginal comment, but you are absolutely hilarious!

Hopefully he falls under the 80% of athletes who lose all their money after leaving the nba

I saw that he was out for the season, and I was like “Bro he doesn’t even play, how tf did he get injured?”

Bro you’re actually funny as hell. I had to drop a sub man. You sound like my inner voice as a Sixers fan. I know you’re a pistons fan but annoyance and pain can connect people 😂

Commissioner Dynamo turned into Betty Boop for a minute there, lol.

This channel is hilarious protect this man at all cost. He must be a Comedy 😅 has to be? Ain't no way boy ain't no fucking way lol😂

Fav nba youtuber rn 🙏 love the consistent takes and the humour

Ben is literally Squidward when he kept insisting he’d get a job while running SpongeBob ragged🤣🤣🤣, honestly that whole episode is a microcosm of Ben’s career

He's getting paid by the billionaires for other things🍑

“i caught you looking at my PER” lmfao

Only fans model……. I’m dead 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🙌🏾

🤦🏾‍♂️ commish I feel your pain 🤦🏾‍♂️ it hurts me to see the amount of money this man will get paid for NEVER DOING HIS JOB 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ but a honest truck driver like my self kan miss a day of work without seein that hit on my check mannn what a world huh 🤔 🤣😂🤣

I loved this video. well done

Bro, what do I gotta do to get your clips/meme/gif folder? That thing's gotta be gigabytes of gold 😂

You are the best at this sir!!! I was not ready for 2:52. Lol Almost choked on my lemonade.

The 2021 Hawks-76ers series broke Ben Simmons. From there, he chose to be a coward to the city of Philly and robbed the Sixers and Nets completely. He better enjoy being paid now, because there's no way he'll see another contract. "Mental Health Issues" and "Back Spasms", I don't want to hear it. Simmons is a certified thief, but to me a bust. He deserved all the criticism that came his way after Game 7 of the loss to the Hawks. Simmons is a Complete Embarrassment and Joke of a player.

I said Ben Simmons would miss the rest of his career when Philly paid him(his attitude says all he wants is the money and lifestyle that comes with being an NBA player)

This sir is a Klassic Ben "I Am Zoolander" Simmons rant. BRAVO! Carry On...

Zesty Ben Simmons was not something I was expecting to see on this channel....😂

I can say for the lower back front most doctors don’t know what they are doing and just prescribe pain pills and don’t ever figure out the problem

Keep up the great Content!

"Ben Simmons made 5 Freethrows in the 6 Seasons he's in the NBA." I didn't even got that to marinate when DreamersPro pointed that out.

If that was ever the case, would he blow his back out blowing out someone's back?

Ben Simmons alone is the reason why they should get rid of guaranteed contracts

bro you have the greatest NBA takes on RU-vid... you should be making 100k a month on RU-vid bro

Dynamo is closer to being a doctor than Bum Scrimmage is to being a basketball player. My parlay's on Dynamo.

Ben Simmons is the equivalent of that one classmate who doesn't show up to school for month, comes back for a week, and then goes MIA for another month, YET!... Somehow is in the graduation ceremony 😮

Best NBA contract ever. Standing on BENziness😂

Ben Simmons needs to drop a course on how to get away with legal theft. This man straight up STEALING his paychecks 😭

The fact that Ben is getting paid 45% more than CP3 is unbelievable

I figured it out ... Ben Simmons is the John Cena meme, brought to life. 😂

Ngl if you put his singing in 2x speed it sounds so majestic

I called him a glorified IG model when he was still in the 76ers..he hasn't disappointed.

5:57 well thats just crazy

Curry's mouthguard probably has more talent than Ben Simmons

When I saw the title I was gonna subscribe (you tricked me)

i honestly think that nba teams are doing money loundering with those insane contacts

I saw the title and thought…I believe it.

Holy shit, that singing was flawless

Makes sense honestly. He been showing his ass on the court for years, how didnt we ever notice.

The only game Ben Simmons can play through is 21... cuz there's no game without a bust

SWEET CHEESE that Colin Cowherd sloppae toppae aged so badly it makes expired milk in the sun look tastier than lemonade, considering LeBron is still doing backflips at 100 years old, and Ben just keeps finessing the league

The Nets are not going to be able to trade Ben Simmons because no other team will want to inherit the nonsense. All that's going to happen is that Ben will ride the nets bench until the end of the 2024/25 season, and at that point he'll be out of the NBA. I think he knows this and I think he made peace with it a long time ago. The joke is on the rest of us for still talking about how bad he is or how he might be able to turn it around. He's going to have earned nearly $200m by the time he leaves the league. Someone this rich, with this much time on hir hands in the off season should be able the hire all the best shooting coaches and make significant improvements to his game, if he actually wanted to. But he clearly doesn't.

He fleeced the nba and is probably set for the rest of his life

Spot on 👍

??? THE VOCALS?!

"You dont work there!" 😅😅😅

Ben is so gifted, he heisted the NBA under Adam Silver’s Nose

Money in a shredder that doesn't work 😂😂😂

Ima need a I Can See Now cover you lowkey was hitting it

This is the perfect title 😂

damn good singing on thay intro 😂

This generation of NBA players is going to be the first to leave the league in a worst shape than before they came in, leaving little for future generation of players but the mess they're leaving behind.

Bro should just become a pro body builder at this point