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Bert Kreischer - Ultimate Fighter 

Bert Kreischer
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@molfie
@molfie 4 года назад
I feel like if Bert did this today, he would be superstar.
@prepaidloans
@prepaidloans 4 года назад
HE IS A SUPERSTAR
@bruhnisher5454
@bruhnisher5454 4 года назад
He's the machine
@613trapman5
@613trapman5 3 года назад
Uh-hundred percent
@MrUnhappyPoseidon
@MrUnhappyPoseidon 3 года назад
Or in a coma
@TorrentFiend10
@TorrentFiend10 2 года назад
Brett is the ultimate fighting machine. Pizza and alcohol. Fit as a fiddle.
@fightfan4207
@fightfan4207 4 года назад
“I definitely mastered the tap out” what a legend😂😂😂
@je__.
@je__. 11 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@Necro2Juggalo
@Necro2Juggalo 6 лет назад
the finger in the butt moment was priceless
@Erikkkolivarezzz1937
@Erikkkolivarezzz1937 4 года назад
Honest question....
@lucho1limte
@lucho1limte 4 года назад
That face
@NvrExisted1
@NvrExisted1 4 года назад
lol asking the older brother if he knows his younger brother. bert is the best.
@nicolefurlan
@nicolefurlan 6 лет назад
Bert I think I found your tagline - "why am I the only one sweating?" 😂😂😂
@godsorandom5336
@godsorandom5336 4 года назад
I do Gracie Jiu Jitsu and have met and trained with Rener and Ryron Gracie so this was a shock to me that one of my favorite comedians did this 😂
@Stahlvanten
@Stahlvanten 9 лет назад
1:15 "Shiet, he knows the secret move "oil change", we maybe will have to watch out"
@johnbonbright4169
@johnbonbright4169 4 года назад
*oil check
@MrMZaccone
@MrMZaccone 9 лет назад
From the TV show "Hurt Burt", which was funny as fuck. Every episode, they found a new way to hurt Burt. Congrats to the Gracies for having a sense of humor about their life's work.
@TheRadioactiveMaster
@TheRadioactiveMaster 2 года назад
1:10 says otherwise
@yourabsolutelyright64
@yourabsolutelyright64 7 лет назад
Just started training jiu jitsu 2 weeks ago and my reaction was the same. Mastered da shit outta tapping
@kfelm1392
@kfelm1392 4 года назад
Yo are you like a Jou Jitsust now?
@royalty_the1892
@royalty_the1892 3 года назад
Are you still taking jitz?
@yourabsolutelyright64
@yourabsolutelyright64 3 года назад
@@royalty_the1892 Yes and no. I havent been back to the gym since COVID but i still train weekly w some of my teammates/neighboring gymmates at my home mats. My roommate and my brother both train as well so i still technically train about 4-5 hours a week
@Jerry-fr4xo
@Jerry-fr4xo 3 года назад
@@yourabsolutelyright64 must be fun to flip around your neighbors during covid😂
@dwayneelizondomountaindewh6073
i miss this show. it was funny
@jnava121
@jnava121 7 лет назад
I mastered the tap out!
@gunkfunkulousmunktrunkulou4343
He's literally just a giant kid in this
@Regan4491
@Regan4491 4 года назад
Gunkfunkulous Munktrunkulous and in life haha
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 3 года назад
@@Regan4491 that’s what I came to say! Lol, he’s a big kid all the time!
@junkyman2
@junkyman2 12 лет назад
I wish this guy would start a podcast- I heard of him from the jre podcast n became a fan immediately-
@marycherrix3153
@marycherrix3153 3 года назад
Lol
@cubancoffee3771
@cubancoffee3771 3 года назад
If only you knew
@brianspearman8227
@brianspearman8227 3 года назад
@@cubancoffee3771 these comment are hilarious. I love the old ones and then reading the new ones😂. A person replied to a 4yr old comment......and they replied back LOL
@freddymeisner
@freddymeisner 7 лет назад
Long live the Machine
@reallyletsdoit
@reallyletsdoit 11 лет назад
Even the machine cant handle the Gracie's attack!!
@brianbjur4796
@brianbjur4796 4 года назад
In 2020, Jordan (the 14 year-old) is now almost the same age that Bert was when he recorded this
@UrsaTheNomad
@UrsaTheNomad 3 года назад
I feel like he probably just got out of prison🤣 he has issues lmao
@Android1073
@Android1073 11 лет назад
He has his own podcast now, it's on iTunes it's called bertcast
@Its.keldor
@Its.keldor 4 года назад
Android1073 he’s also the most fattest racist comedian now
@Broken_Orbital
@Broken_Orbital 3 года назад
2 Bears 1 Cave
@ahitch3681
@ahitch3681 4 года назад
here after the beginning of the newest JRE with Ari lol
@seanwilks7712
@seanwilks7712 4 года назад
A Hitch Yep, it was in my recommendations
@SolidSmurf91
@SolidSmurf91 4 года назад
What episode?
@Slappysan
@Slappysan 3 года назад
Here after he mentioned this on VladTV....
@mr.thekidd498
@mr.thekidd498 3 года назад
...here after the Bill Bert podcast. "I'm cutting me a Brazilian".
@charlottem.1477
@charlottem.1477 3 года назад
Ari is such an asshole. Who I wouldn’t be surprised if he was truly sketchy as fuck. We have heard a lot of Ari’s stories and he’s predominantly the asshole. Let alone dosing your friend… like wtf? Bert is amazing but Fuck Ari!
@srmcwwe
@srmcwwe 12 лет назад
Dude has a contagious laugh XD
@tyrbarghest2314
@tyrbarghest2314 11 лет назад
Have to admit, that was funny as hell.
@chadstites7352
@chadstites7352 6 лет назад
That moment he was talking about in the middle of the throw when its silent is one of the coolest moments in life
@BPoweredLove
@BPoweredLove 10 лет назад
240p. Sweet. Which pixel are we supposed to be looking at?
@yellowfolder
@yellowfolder 10 лет назад
squirt bert
@irollerblade13
@irollerblade13 9 лет назад
this was posted almost 8 years ago..
@BPoweredLove
@BPoweredLove 9 лет назад
***** Yeah, Every video posted in 2007 looks this atrocious. Point well made. Pfft...
@WillowDroganan
@WillowDroganan 6 лет назад
Do you feel like your making a difference? Fulfilling your potential?
@B.sacamano
@B.sacamano 5 лет назад
The fat one
@Feecle
@Feecle 11 лет назад
He is the machine!
@montramedia
@montramedia 3 года назад
Bring this back
@denvilde1926
@denvilde1926 4 года назад
this is golden
@DarkOps2442
@DarkOps2442 7 лет назад
Bert you are so fucking awesome!!!! Please NEVER CHANGE!!! You live the life that most all of us would be living if given the chance! I just cannot thank you enough for you being YOU!!! THE MACHINE!!!!
@3o4Titties
@3o4Titties 13 лет назад
"I mastered the tap out" lol.
@tylermokarry9731
@tylermokarry9731 7 лет назад
The UCC : ultimate comedian championship
@CarMad97ci
@CarMad97ci 6 лет назад
Tyler Mokarry you’re talking about a championship fighting organisation made of top comedians? I think joe Rogan would win that, unless shaub is classed as a top comedian. Then, unquestionably, him. And I’d watch.
@antsyhiker5675
@antsyhiker5675 3 года назад
Wow. Nice to see Berts thin twin! Bert should invite him to do a podcast instead of hiding him from the public!
@Pandcharlysmith
@Pandcharlysmith 3 года назад
Still amazing in 2020
@napalminthemorning8309
@napalminthemorning8309 6 лет назад
There's this Judo black belt who attends a BJJ class I've started going to, and I literally asked him to flip me because I felt like I would only get that opportunity so many times in my life. It was awesome. It was the perfect flip.
@magensageace
@magensageace 11 лет назад
number one party animal in america
@zeregaa
@zeregaa 6 лет назад
Andrew W.K should put him in one of his music videos
@mattburbridge1933
@mattburbridge1933 4 года назад
2:20 I’m crying haha
@Quakerman14
@Quakerman14 3 года назад
0:14 Bert a huuundred percent farted
@vermanshane
@vermanshane 13 лет назад
Powerful Bert Kreischer. Show them you are the machine.
@gavynlake82
@gavynlake82 4 года назад
That awkward pause lmaoooo🤣🤣🤣
@triplea6917
@triplea6917 4 года назад
*Bert needs to do this for sober October, it would be a vulnerable task and quite exiting*
@nickviolette6035
@nickviolette6035 4 года назад
you were looking for this comment from the joe rogan ari shaffir podcast so here it is.
@donniecope5859
@donniecope5859 5 лет назад
Love how Bert screams lol
@MerlinOpeth
@MerlinOpeth 3 года назад
One of the best.
@je__.
@je__. 11 месяцев назад
"i just learned how to get thrown around" 😂😂
@rheyza4475
@rheyza4475 7 лет назад
1:15.......(crickets)
@eugenekolb9622
@eugenekolb9622 3 года назад
Bert went to the spirit World with that choke!😂😂
@PochoNews
@PochoNews 3 года назад
You look great here Bert
@jaysmith2151
@jaysmith2151 Год назад
Finally I get to laugh at him for getting hurt instead of laughing at him for being onstage like I have been for years. Lmao
@Slappysan
@Slappysan 3 года назад
That moment after the "finger in the butt/ball grabbing" part. LOL
@jacobgalloway9123
@jacobgalloway9123 4 года назад
1:35 I have never laughed harder at the name Bert.
@cbv1278
@cbv1278 4 года назад
How am I just seeing this?! Bert and Joe Rogan rolling would be epic!
@larry557
@larry557 4 года назад
How am I just seeing this
@skaterdude14b
@skaterdude14b 9 лет назад
I'm glad he went to the Gracies, that's really cool, but I think what they were looking for were some judo throws.
@zero11010
@zero11010 5 лет назад
1:11 ironically ... thumbs up!
@uWsVorheeZ
@uWsVorheeZ 4 года назад
How did I never see this show till now?
@kennethromo8302
@kennethromo8302 3 года назад
the 240p makes it 10x better
@x3xGR33Dx
@x3xGR33Dx Год назад
This video is 16 years old wow. It's literally probably the oldest video I've seen on RU-vid- from a flagship podcaster
@AlphaApexAffirmations
@AlphaApexAffirmations 12 лет назад
Haha! 3:30 is the funniest part! He gets choked out and is almost unconscious and the only thing going through his head is "this is really cool."
@davidrinn2361
@davidrinn2361 11 лет назад
Just saw Machine on Sat and I train MMA. This video is awesome!
@elvatosquatcho
@elvatosquatcho 5 лет назад
Are you still training?
@RealHIFIHelp
@RealHIFIHelp 3 года назад
I like the small girly screams Bert makes.
@TieDyeFarmer
@TieDyeFarmer 6 лет назад
Bert is the man I mean machine!!!
@robertbirch62
@robertbirch62 2 года назад
Dude this is epic
@WolfAndTheCaveman
@WolfAndTheCaveman 3 года назад
This was the first result when I was looking for the bear episode
@SheemDavenport
@SheemDavenport 5 лет назад
This man is too funny
@slothbro2740
@slothbro2740 3 года назад
"how come everyone else's kimono looks normal?"
@miagifodder5599
@miagifodder5599 8 лет назад
his defence is the loudness
@olajuwonthomas7342
@olajuwonthomas7342 Год назад
Came here because of The Feast 😉
@paolotagliano
@paolotagliano 11 лет назад
Sorry I meant in stature. More famous and to most fans the supreme family/team. I'd still say more gracies would be able to beat 10th planet artists more often but you're right it's debatable.
@coopboulton
@coopboulton 4 года назад
You can tell even then that Rener was the future of the family
@Dudongo86
@Dudongo86 16 лет назад
That"s right, against multiple attackers you better run because the bad guys sometimes have brain and all the super kicks won"t help you at all. By the way, even the most skilled strikers can fall in the street so grappling is very very useful in self defense.
@toms_cigarzs
@toms_cigarzs 4 года назад
a video in 240p? clicking to something else now. Yikes
@Adroit1911
@Adroit1911 3 года назад
Wow Bert looks so healthy.
@makowon
@makowon 17 лет назад
still funny when i watch it,just send you a couple videos of jordan,thanks for the laughs
@brianspearman8227
@brianspearman8227 3 года назад
Wheewwwwww this comment I think is the oldest on this video. We’ve all been through some shit since then eh? 🤣
@michaelmccaine
@michaelmccaine 5 лет назад
You make the finger in the butt joke but "checking the oil" is a very real technique in BJJ.
@talonpolach
@talonpolach 2 года назад
Bert gigglin like a school girl had to of made them uncomfortable lol
@LVSkinny
@LVSkinny 3 года назад
They was in there taking advantage of you yo 😂😂😂
@CRS099
@CRS099 3 года назад
Kinda the point, no?
@JJbones88
@JJbones88 13 лет назад
Those BJJ guys are just lucky Igor and Sasha weren't around, or else they'd never get away with that shit.
@SiopaoSauc3
@SiopaoSauc3 6 лет назад
When was this? Bert ahead of the curve with the Chrome mess bag
@WarrenBHall
@WarrenBHall 14 лет назад
Bert...hilarious.
@theralpha
@theralpha 2 года назад
Burnt is great!
@CocoCrispy22
@CocoCrispy22 13 лет назад
hey!!!you cant do that to "THE MACHINE"
@huz101
@huz101 5 лет назад
Sadly The Machine is not in Russia at the moment.
@micahwest2793
@micahwest2793 3 года назад
Alright Vlad Tv about bring a whole lot more people here.
@francisco4benites
@francisco4benites 5 лет назад
its crazy to kno how much Royce and Rorion had to do with the orginal UFC they actuly had to be bought out it was their show but yet they don't get much credit for it it was more so Rorion but Royce brought in his fame
@arkansaucev9310
@arkansaucev9310 2 года назад
Ok. I see why he is how he is.
@dasveinerslidin3739
@dasveinerslidin3739 4 года назад
Was tv really this bad? I don't remember thinking people look blurry but maybe I'm just used to now
@Dylawn1976
@Dylawn1976 12 лет назад
The machine!
@poogybear3793
@poogybear3793 4 года назад
Bert:finger in the butt, or ball grabbing Other guy:😐😐😐
@Camaron47
@Camaron47 15 лет назад
This is why I mind my own business and have never gotten in a fight: you never know who's gonna be a freakin' black belt in 5 different martial arts.
@EbolaSquirrel
@EbolaSquirrel 4 года назад
looking for the bear footage
@slugstory
@slugstory 3 года назад
yooo is Bert rockin a Chrome 1 strap???
@AhKillees
@AhKillees 12 лет назад
Powerful Bert Kreischer
@PleasestopcallingmeDoctorImath
hey bert thanks for posting these. do you have your appearance from red shoe diaries? ivr always wanted to see david duchovney rimming you agaib
@TorrentFiend10
@TorrentFiend10 2 года назад
Good job. That Brett guy can take a fall.
@itowedin
@itowedin 11 лет назад
Powerful 360p.
@Donk696
@Donk696 15 лет назад
This guy could brand his own rape alarms with that scream. I've heard pigs that don't squeel that bad.
@saradjtowingllc2477
@saradjtowingllc2477 Год назад
Hahahahaha the Machine my favorite guy in the world hahaha
@chich9991
@chich9991 12 лет назад
Joe sent me too
@MrBluewafflee
@MrBluewafflee 5 лет назад
is that 14 year old in the UFC yet?
@zacman250
@zacman250 13 лет назад
Yep, Rogan sent me too. Good podcast.
@Sebastian7908
@Sebastian7908 15 лет назад
he wants to survive.
@ryansweeney5716
@ryansweeney5716 4 года назад
Mastered the tape out
@MrMZaccone
@MrMZaccone 14 лет назад
@sparky303 Jiu-jitsu teaches you how useless EVERYTHING is in that situation, so you're a step ahead of everybody else because at least you have some grasp of reality. The only thing you CAN do in that situation is try to escape and stay clear of being taken down. An understanding of jiu-jitsu is good for that. If you can't escape offer to fight them one at a time. Beat the leader first and maybe the rest won't want any.
@bustedcrunk
@bustedcrunk 11 лет назад
That's heavily debatable.
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