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Jim Gaffigan's best Catholic jokes compilation! What was your favorite joke from the compilation?
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

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@Justice_Levens 3 месяца назад

I'm catholic, and it's always fun when someone can poke fun at something without hate. Much respect 🙏

@roseymalino9855 Месяц назад

No hate in referring to Irish as degenerates.

@kichigan1 Месяц назад

Me, too.

@karelfinn2343 4 года назад

One of my favorite jokes is when Jim led into his Catholic material by saying, "I want to make sure everyone feels comfortable, so that's why I'd to talk to you about Jesus."

@Chicken_Wing91 Год назад

“He-he better not” 😂

@cv507 Год назад

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@janetpfaff9470 Год назад

@msbirdsong77 Год назад

😂😂😂😂😂YES!

@sharonellzey8413 Год назад

@@Chicken_Wing91+@x

@micro-babe 3 года назад

I went to Catholic school for 13 years and I always loved your standup even back then. Relatable as heck. Non Catholics don't truly understand me when I say Easter Vigil is a lesson in endurance.

@nowvoyagerNE 3 года назад

i'm not catholic and i know that a sunday sermon is a lesson in endurance...and an aerobic workout.

@mackenziesinger8926 3 года назад

@@mwidunn our Easter vigil mass was 3hrs long…

@mwidunn 3 года назад

@@mackenziesinger8926 . . . and, yet, I'm sure you'll find, that is not the typical situation in Catholic churches on Holy Saturday.

@enigmaticallyso 3 года назад

@@mwidunn Ours is also about 3 hours.

@mwidunn 3 года назад

@@enigmaticallyso . . . by the way, still doing it ONCE per year is not really a lesson in endurance, is it?

@vjohnson6464 3 года назад

This is how you know he's the best comedian. I start watching and realize I've already heard this one and still keep on listening. Love ya Jim!! Thanks for cheering up the quarantine.

@tdbarton7712 3 года назад

Same!

@ziggyzion5717 3 года назад

Me too! They never get old and it makes me feel better

@globetrekker86 2 года назад

@Vickie Johnson: Absolutely. Jim could play the same set of jokes on a loop, and I’d still be rolling. His * inner heckler * voice is priceless

@curtisyost5247 2 года назад

Love Jim as well the catholic faith. I've kept them like a nice practice Grateful

@curtisyost5247 2 года назад

I make it a point. I love to learn even though I've lived some but they're always true

@hyacinthlynch843 2 года назад

"I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like...same religion, half the guilt." -- Robin Williams

@steverichardson8080 2 года назад

Live on Broadway, 2002. Great performance by the late great Mr Williams

@Kitiwake 2 года назад

And half the truth

@maxfan1591 2 года назад

@@Kitiwake "And half the truth" If you're trying for humour, leave it to someone who's funny. And if you're trying for pious commentary, well, leave it to someone who's funny.

@johnnations5932 2 года назад

"I was Catholic until reached the Age of Reason." - George Carlin

@sherrynusbaum5913 2 года назад

Ahhhhhh, that Catholic guilt! Lol

@amjPeace 4 года назад

I'm from a big Catholic family, third of 12 children. We had twice as many kids as the Waltons and half as much peace and kindness. Seriously, we loved each other very much and had each other's backs when the chips were down. Except we didn't have any chips because they were too expensive. Goodnight, Jim-Bob!

@natewalton3838 4 года назад

my last nam,e is walton and im one of 6 so yes you have 2x the amount of siblings I have

@amjPeace 4 года назад

Nate Walton Goodnight, Nate-Bob!

@angeloacosta9411 3 года назад

I'm 7 of 9... Lots of hand me downs and very little money for anything else. Stay strong & healthy...

@angeloacosta9411 3 года назад

@@helenhighwater5313 yeah my friend laughs about that !!!

@tangenty6987 3 года назад

@@helenhighwater5313 😂

@skisunvalley66 4 года назад

I'm 53 years old and I just discovered you tonight due to a Twitter post that showed up in my timeline. I've been watching your videos for several hours now. OMG, so funny. You are my new-found favorite comedian. Sharing with everyone I know. Favorite joke from this compilation? "If you've never been to a Catholic Mass, it's still going on." And I can laugh at all of this because I'm Catholic! Well done, Jim! Cheers

@RicardoGarcia-kv8it 3 года назад

No nooo a Catholic mass is easy compared to the Pentecostal evangelical services where I go lol I want to gooo back pls rescue me JajajaJA!!! I am done with JajajaJA I spoke in tongues I am done ready to go back lol

@kayfitzgerald309 3 года назад

@jimgaffigan Jim I watched you & ur fam at dinner live last night,,I LOVE LOVE LOVE JEANNE!!! U...ah'ight😉✝️😊luv u too & the kids keep up the great work, btw, one more kid would be a nice round number... Jus saying...ya' know to really keep you & the Mrs. young in your golden years!!! Think about it...🥰

@Dachdogoriginal 2 года назад

Another brilliant clean comedian is Brian Regan. Especially his "I walked on the Moon" special. I highly recommend. Usually you have to watch it a few times because you're laughing so much you can't hear it all.

@zippydooda 2 года назад

@@Dachdogoriginal Brian is great. One of favorites.

@mangot589 3 года назад

My favorite Catholic joke ever. Especially since the woman telling me was a 90 year old Catholic serious churchgoer. Every day serious. So, this guy dies. And is taking a tour of heaven. His angel guide is showing him around, and says in this room, we have the Protestants, and over here we have the Jewish. Then we have the Baptists there. (Dropping to a whisper) But we have to be super quiet when we pass by this area. So the newly dead guy asks why. And the guide says, “Because they think they’re the only ones up here”.🤫

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 2 года назад

Love it!!!!

@befunkrn 2 года назад

Very good! And I attend a Southern Baptist church!

@owlnyc666 2 года назад

😅

@susanivey8853 2 года назад

An Irish priest told us this joke in his delightful accent, on a religious retreat 40 years ago. He drew the joke out with details and talk of St Peter, and had us howling!

@Jobotubular 2 года назад

I heard it as a fenced-off area for the Christians, and the dead guy was atheist. So evidently it's possible to make a Christian joke into an atheist joke

@JackDanyaKemplin 3 года назад

I am the second to youngest of 12 children, my father named me after his favourite whiskey and my sister Sara after his favourite brand of desserts-this is the absolute truth. So my dad definitely got burned out.

@shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад

Oh I see: Jack Daniels and Sara Lee? Just be glad he didn't start on ice cream brands. No Hagen Dasz. But if he had two more boys they could be Ben and Jerry. Yum.

@bikinijeanie1963 3 года назад

She is named Ruth BC she's the baby of the group and a girl? Baby Rooof? Wait a minute bass where's the baby and the dog would always say

@bikinijeanie1963 3 года назад

Who's the baby? The dog has answer answered already got the house he already answered both questions the baby and what's on top the house all both of them at the same time the dog says Roof. How does mommy like it? Ruff...

@julianarodriguex899 3 года назад

Your DAD definitely got burned out?!?!

@Tmanaz480 2 года назад

Kemplin's is my favorite Bourbon.

@modom2001 7 месяцев назад

I’m a Catholic and I love your humor!

@sirtalkalotdoolittle 4 года назад

I worked with a wonderful nun who used to rely on St. Anthony, patron saint of lost objects, when she misplaced something. "St. Anthony, I can't find my keys!" she would say and then laugh. But she always found her keys, and now I, a non-Christian, call upon St. Anthony on occasion and think of Sister Arlene (who would have been a helluva Pope, BTW).

@lisaburke8232 4 года назад

Or, this version my sister says which works almost all of the time, “Tony, Tony, look around. Something’s lost and must be found!”

@dafrasier1 4 года назад

Religious Insanity. Tuam Babies. 800 dead Catholic Children dumped in sewer pits by wonderful Conservative Irish Catholic Nuns.

@Phooie 3 года назад

@@lisaburke8232 that's funny! 😊

@euricequeen842 7 дней назад

Same! I can always rely on St. Anthony. ❤

@bobpancake7482 4 года назад

The difference between a catholic and a baptist is the catholic will say Hi to you at the liquor store

@LeslieLanagan 4 года назад

I've heard a variation of that joke............. Protestants do not recognize The Pope as the head of the Christian Church. Jews do not recognize Jesus as The Messiah...... and two Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

@gabrielacanseco7851 4 года назад

jajajjajajaja

@dourtandouar1318 4 года назад

@@gial8862 But they say no women pastors and no openly gay pastors, the same as Baptists.

@richardjoiner7542 4 года назад

Re rant. Adios Kemosabi.

@dafrasier1 4 года назад

@@gial8862 Celibacy is a Money Making Scheme. No wife or children; that the Church has to take care of, pay for, give land to. Like eating Fish on Friday; a money making Kick back scheme.

@maureendrozda9960 Год назад

Only Catholics Can Truly Appreciate This One, Jim! Thanks!🤗🙏

@bkh5746 8 месяцев назад

Catholic religion is horrible.the people worship the priests and keep them from prosecution. I know a guy who blew out his brains in church parking lot bc the priest used to use him like a woman.thats no joke either.guy had all he could take.its trash and its bad for you.

@ee.eeEugEnEeee.eaQ7carrnvaehEQ 7 месяцев назад

Only? HahahaYou're a Funny one Gal, MissedDoor

@joesoap1401 5 месяцев назад

Many non Catholics have been to Catholic church services. It's the evangelical ones that I avoid.

@ccrbonline1752 4 месяца назад

And those of us who have 8 Catholic cousins - from one uncle.😅

@052381ma 2 месяца назад

I'm not a catholic and I find this funny😅

@akeeperofoddknowledge4956 2 года назад

Hilarious, Jim! I'm a Christian on the Protestant side and my two of my three sisters are Catholic. I've been to almost as many Catholic services as Protestant - I got the jokes! Thanks for the laughs!

@rexrocker1268 2 года назад

My mom Catholic my father Protestant. He didn’t worship but sometimes my mother would drag him to church on holidays. He would like fall asleep, or fart and me and my big brother would have to hold back the laughter, as did my father. He was a nut nut.

@remaguire Год назад

I'm Irish Catholic. Both my parents born and raised in Ireland. When I was a kid, my sister and I went to NYC with our aunt, our father's sister and she brought us to an Episcopalian service. But not before she made us promise that we wouldn't tell our parents that we did. Attitudes sure have changed since the early 60s! I still chuckle when I think about that.

@akeeperofoddknowledge4956 Год назад

@@remaguire times certainly have changed!

@marshawalker5273 Год назад

And I've probably been to as many Protestant services as Catholic. We're good😁

@helengorton894 11 месяцев назад

@girlcheck Год назад

I listen to you every night before going to bed, Jim. Thank you for giving me a laugh and making it so I go to bed in joy. Lost my mom last year. You have been a godsend to me during one of the hardest times in my life. Thank you 😊

@margochristensen7440 4 года назад

Love Jim. As a person raised catholic, these seem funnier to me than it probably should be.

@dylanjones268 4 года назад

It doesn't matter if your are catholic, another religion or an atheist. Jim is funny, its as simple as that.

@margochristensen7440 4 года назад

@@dylanjones268 of course it didn't matter. Gaffigan is brilliant. I just meant that it was funnier to me becuz of my upbringing...and his too.

@MrAquinas1 3 года назад

@@margochristensen7440 Infantile insults to human dignity are not funny and not the product of "brilliance."

@dickon728 3 года назад

Sorry. Jews are way funnier.

@margochristensen7440 3 года назад

@@MrAquinas1 I dont have a clue what you're taking about.

@maryallan3982 3 года назад

I'm the oldest of five; my Dad was 2nd oldest of 12 (...Irish Catholic). Anything along those lines has me in hysterics! Thank You, My Friend!

@pcopps4505 4 года назад

When I was a kid in the 90s I tried to watch stand-up comedy with my Dad to see if he'd like any of them. He was a huge Jonathan Winters fan, and didn't really like anything I showed him with the exception of Jim Gaffigan. He especially loved the Catholic jokes, and his favorite was the joke about parents bragging that their kid was Pope, and the one about the kid playing "Pope" in the backyard (My favorite part of this bit is not in this compilation though, "The protestants are frightened of this new Pope"). Wish I could show him your new stuff. Thanks for the laughs, Jim.

@claudiabeasley3227 Год назад

Jim is a great comic. He's so on point and most importantly he's a clean comic. Funny without using vulgar language. One of the best!! Love ya, Jim!!!

@shirleyrombough8173 3 года назад

I'm convinced. Jim Gaffigan is the funniest comedian today. Bravo, Jim.

@joneejonee 2 года назад

HEAR HEAR!

@nathanrobinson1595 Год назад

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@sdwilson764 4 года назад

I know you've been doing these daily uploads for awhile, but since I just discovered them a couple days ago, I want to thank you. Quarantining, diminished work, pandemics, and virtual schooling has been [fill in blank]. I so appreciate the little reprieve and bursts of laughter these provide.

@patriciahopey1384 4 года назад

I was raised in a Catholic Family. I couldn't stop laughing . you nailed it .wow thank you. Wish my 5 older sisters and brother were alive to enjoy your show . you're my favourite comedian. Thankyou . 3cheers from Canada

@mrsmacca126 2 года назад

Holy shirts and pants. FUNNY!!!

@garyroehl6641 2 года назад

Sorry for you being raised Catholic. Hopefully before you die you’ll get over it.

@ejm57301 4 года назад

I love my Catholic friends when I need a hand with say... a roof / drywall / concrete project.... just ask them... it's like they HAVE to help you... my Dad called it the Catholic Guilt... they gotta help their neighbors... even the Methodists.

@NoudlePipW 3 года назад

You wanna see some serious Catholic Guilt, have sex with someone from Ireland. Even the Atheists here have Catholic Guilt 🤣

@NoudlePipW 3 года назад

@Michele Carter We really don't have as many redheads as people think...

@Kitiwake 3 года назад

Are you laughing at them?

@Kitiwake 3 года назад

@@NoudlePipW you need a brain transparent.

@NoudlePipW 3 года назад

@@Kitiwake 🤣 I'd rather not have a transparent brain like yours, thanks.

@josephking7674 2 года назад

Very few comedians keep me laughing throughout their comedy routine like Jim does. He kills me!

@WitchyCharlie 3 года назад

“Let’s wrap it up I got some sinnin’ to do!” 😆😆😆🤣

@rosannacline4781 11 месяцев назад

😅😅

@lucillearthmann1305 4 года назад

I love this guy. Saw him back in Jan. 2020 and he was hilarious. Good, clean fun. Nothing wrong with that. He was fabulous. Loved our garbage plates.

@wrr1218 4 года назад

My mother was a big Catholic... I am pretty sure she used to make up Holy Days just so I would have to go to church.

@buggymah 3 года назад

There are a lot of holy days of obligation. For example I think there’s a solemnity on august 15

@bellanitocortez-rodriguez9235 3 года назад

🤣

@Sweendogization 3 года назад

How big was she?

@nickinurse6433 3 года назад

Of course your mom was Catholic O'leary....lol

@andrewmcgregor9691 3 года назад

lol

@johnb639 4 года назад

God Bless (and Protect) you and your family Jim Gaffigan

@rp5707 4 года назад

@julie jones - Are you intentionally leaving out that the bill he supports is only for late term abortions where severe abnormalities and where the life of the mother is in danger, or are just uninformed yourself?

@brettpruefer7541 4 года назад

@julie jones trump puts children in cages, you cannot support him and be a Christian.

@dafrasier1 4 года назад

Man Created God. Amen. mcg-truth blogspot

@or2ak 7 месяцев назад

LOL

@CarlHammer 2 месяца назад

I'm not catholic. Never wanted to be, but all my friends are catholic. I have attended mass many times though. Jim is the only one who can talk about it and NOT offend anyone. Nice job.

@ForteCatholic 3 года назад

I love the catholic jokes! Keep em coming. I’m a catholic and love joking about it too :)

@Crimethoughtfull Год назад

Reminds me of the Dara O Briain joke about "even an atheist is just a bad Catholic".

@roberthsu1748 Год назад

I am also... But I have NEVER heard SO MANY jokes. LOL!! All TRUE, lol!! I loved the joke about Pope John Paul II./St. John Paul the Great!! What was ur favorite?

@mrslvw 4 года назад

Your morality is authentic and I appreciate you so much! Keeping speaking your mind. I'm not on Twitter but agree with you 100%.

@janjacobs5650 4 года назад

Thank you Jim! This pandemic has stifled laughing but your comedy routines restores my laughter every day. Love it!

@jakrispy3418 3 года назад

How is it possible that Jim Gaffigan looks better now than he did on that Comedy Central stand-up special years ago. The man ages like fine wine

@slendveny7191 3 года назад

Maybe he killed the other Jim.

@wendi2819 3 года назад

He actually has more hair now. Still trying to figure that out.

@Nestor123057 2 года назад

@@wendi2819 I think it's called hair implants. It was a good idea.

@LoriVFenske Год назад

Poor St. Bonaventure!😂😂😂 These bits made us laugh so hard we couldn’t breathe! ❤😂😂😂

@GenXersJustWalkItOff 2 года назад

Oh, yes, one year before Christmas, we had one of those confession paloozas where extra priests come and people line up in different areas for different priests. The lines were extra long, and when I got up to “my” priest, he said “There are a lot of people here. Just give me the biggies.”

@tr33trunk85 4 года назад

Thank you Jim, for getting out of your comfort zone and speaking truth to power! I am really heartened to see someone so non-political say enough is enough and try to pull people away from facism. You just gained a subscriber.

@mmc1730 4 года назад

I guess you're okay with the peaceful protesters that executed a "Trumper" last night in Portland because enough is enough and he should have been on the side of the party of tolerance

@tr33trunk85 4 года назад

@@mmc1730 umm... Do you know what the words peaceful protester mean?

@tr33trunk85 4 года назад

@@mmc1730 also, a trump supporter shot three protesters in Kenosha the otherday and killedtwo of them. Funny how you don't bring that up

@mmc1730 4 года назад

@@tr33trunk85 umm do you know the meaning of sarcasm? You should watch just about anyone of the news networks that report from these riot scenes and call them peaceful protests as buildings burn in the background. And the shooter you refer to was not there as part of any pro Trump statement. I don't support what he did but he stated that he was there because he wanted to help a store owner that was desperate to not see his store looted and burned. He was also offering first aid to anyone regardless of affiliation because he was trained as a medic.

@mmc1730 4 года назад

Again, no defense of what that kid did but not everyone that is against seeing cities destroyed is a Trump supporter

@mikemaxwell7053 4 года назад

Me and my five kids are part of the the "Latter-Day Saints for Gafffigan" crowd. And we loved the RNC Convention Twitter tirade. Keep it coming Jim! ;-)

@dafrasier1 4 года назад

Daybell, Zombies and LDS, Mormons. great group. Do not starch your magic underwear.

@Gcwbigs 4 года назад

Hey d******, quit making the rest of us look stupid. You're not helping

@dafrasier1 4 года назад

@@Gcwbigs ?? Catholics and LDS Mormons; make Humanity look stupid.

@gent8940 4 года назад

T-Shirt idea: Make America Gaffigan! :)

@thehbomb9598 4 года назад

I want this shirt!

@contessajones5619 4 года назад

That’s funny!!

@detroitwarrior888 4 года назад

Just so you know-he just came out, full libtard and bashing Trump, with a bunch of lies and nonsense. Clearly listens to fake news, and researches nothing, poor guy. Bye Gaffigan, you lost a fan (and all my family)...you’re entitled to your own opinion, but NOT your own facts! #TRUMP2020

@gent8940 4 года назад

@@detroitwarrior888 Yes, that's why we love him. What did you think he was all this time? There's no such thing as a funny conservative.

@pfswafa 4 года назад

@@detroitwarrior888 Cult 45 Covidiot....

@MaryOKC 2 года назад

I’ve been in a mood for the past week so I’ve been binging on your videos last night and for the past few hours; and Jim, you’ve lightened my mood so much that the dark cloud has passed. Thank you for making me laugh again and again.

@Lula_F Год назад

Love, love, love these jokes and Jim!! I’m a lapsed Catholic married to a religious Shiite Catholic man. Went to the same Catholic grammar school for 8 years. Really enjoyed the sense of community and family….until I grew up! So different once you are able to ask questions and expect an answer. The Bible is so different than our Catechism classes. Keep up the relevant jokes!! 😁👍🏻

@msdee7444 4 года назад

My favourite comic! Love how he just flows and delivers. That's what she said!

@ginagold42631 Год назад

#God Pocket. Jim Gaffigan is curing my depression. I've binge watched him for 2 days and I cannot stop laughing. I haven't laughed this much in years. I feel great. Of course depression is serious and this is not meant to suggest otherwise. I thought I'd try laughter instead of ice cream. Thx Jim.

@janniechoquette8828 7 месяцев назад

Listen to his story about vacation in Alaska with his family 😂. It's a true story 🤣

@harpinpoem 4 месяца назад

I agrée! Me too! Another great catholic comedian is Kathleen Madigan. Her routine about the nuns admonishing her not to “bother Jesus” is hilarious. Watch funny stuff over and over instead of the bad news.

@nancybrown8338 4 года назад

Thanks for the laughs on Sunday. Jim you find the humor everywhere. Would a miracle be giving up your favorite food?...Oh wait that's Lent. That Saint job is a hard one to apply for.

@GenXersJustWalkItOff 2 года назад

One time, when my grandmother and I were going to Confession before Easter for the first time since Christmas (LOL, Catholics will get that), she told me she was WORRIED because she only had one sin to tell Father: she had dropped a jar of pickles and said “G-d damn!” I told her I was sure she could think of a couple more if she thought really hard.

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim 2 года назад

Lol if I can’t think of anything then I can just say “the sin of pride, believing myself to be perfect!”

@garrettjackson913 7 месяцев назад

"Did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday?" Lol!!! He must have one hell of a gall bladder

@DanGolik 4 года назад

Jim, you’re amazing! Thank you for all the comedy, I watch with my teenager kids and they love you.

@amandabell6356 4 года назад

Most people in my family are Catholic. I'm an atheist, but I spent a lot of time at Catholic church as a kid. These jokes are hilarious!

@davidmmm8 3 года назад

Same exact scenario for me as well Amanda 😇

@geodude7116 3 года назад

Same here. Devout catholic upbringing, but now a non-believer. Agreed these are damn funny.

@desleykakoulidisgallaway3382 3 года назад

Same here with the ‘orthodox’ there’s a contradiction in the name. It’s funny ‘cos it’s true

@glennryan646 2 года назад

Born and raised Catholic, love the faith more than ever.

@jasont5427 2 года назад

Catholicism is the biggest tool the adversary of our souls (satan) has used against us. It's not biblical at all. They do not want you reading the bible for yourself but only blindly follow their false man made religion (Catechism). They MURDERED 60 million Christians during the Inquisitions for not believing in their false doctrine, hence the PROTESTants... What ever happened to "thou shalt not kill"???? No wonder so many have fallen away from believing in our very Creator... I became an atheist at the "wise old age" of 16 lol due to Catholicism. Then He woke me up to His glorious Truth 7 years ago and I've never felt more JOY in my entire life then walking with Him. For those who have the ears to hear, let them hear...

@pamelamusante5343 3 года назад

Cover that up with Carmel, then get back to me. Love the Apple joke😂😂😂😂

@tomparker8932 8 месяцев назад

Gaffigan is possibly the wittiest (not a word?) comedian alive. Jokes are clean, to the point and honestly i think ANYONE can relate to. Having a great wife and kids rounds him out. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. Thanx for that man!

@Yourmotwashum 2 года назад

thank you Jim for all these compilations!

@Pulpgimp 4 года назад

After looking at Jim’s RU-vid analytics over the last couple days, it turns out all those people who said they were unsubscribing did not unsubscribe.

@youtube-ventura 4 года назад

I did.

@Pulpgimp 4 года назад

youtube ventura.nu but you’re back to his latest video giving it a view and comments.

@toddb930 4 года назад

How do you look at a RU-vid channel analytics?

@dlxmarks 4 года назад

Maybe they're still figuring out how to unsubscribe.

@stanw909 4 года назад

I sort of expect such things from artistic types. If I canceled everyone who has a different political belief than me , I wouldn't be able to enjoy anything. He made a little quip in his Canadian show about our president (didn't say Trump's name ) being a child and it passed rather quickly so I was able to enjoy the rest of the show. If he had gone on and on about it,I would have just turned it off. I'm a performer and would never subject my audiences to politics. People go to shows to escape from all that stuff. I wish Jim well and hope he can separate comedy from politics.

@theresapalkovitz3414 4 года назад

I’m a cradle Catholic from Philadelphia. Hilarious! Keep ‘em coming!

@joalblo9581 4 года назад

Jim you're one of my favorite comedians ever. Wishing you and the Gaffigan clan the best!!!

@jamesc7277 2 года назад

I am 66 years old. When I was young, the Catholic mass was over an hour…with a lot if Latin, and the priest had his back to the congregation for a lot of it. Last time I went to mass (about 25 years ago) it was less than 45 minutes (maybe 30-ish), and the priest spoke only English and faced the congregation throughout…and they expected you to shake hands with the person next to you.

@johnplunkett6864 Год назад

Come on back

@at_brunch3852 Год назад

Yeah. That was weird. Then covid hit. 🆘

@anneholden9908 Год назад

I'm the youngest of 7 in a catholic family. 18 years younger than my only sister! And, yes, I am spoiled! I'm 60 now,but I'm still spoiled! And I love it! These jokes were great! Thank you!

@donnamirabito5544 4 года назад

"Let's wrap it up. I got some sinnin' to do!" We're gonna sing all 12 verses of the hymn. In Latin, then English. :)

@szqsk8 4 года назад

Donna Mirabito In Latin and English. Been there/done that. It's the longest day of your life, especially if it a High Mass.

@factsoverfiction7826 4 года назад

Lol! For some reason I hear Brian Regan gregorian chanting 🎶 "Pahhhnncaaakes"🎶🤔

@davidmmm8 3 года назад

I always wonder how the Jewish Jesus could ever jive with Indians Gods and Chinese Gods... etc etc Total mismatch there. 🤓😇🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@Kitiwake 3 года назад

Yeah... Coz Jesus spoke English, Right?

@Kitiwake 3 года назад

@@davidmmm8 "Because they're is only one God. and all the gods of the gentiles are demons" Psalm 95:5 Douay Rheims bible.

@ChuckMock3826 4 года назад

Whether you are Catholic or not, THIS STUFF IS BRILLIANT!!!

@nowvoyagerNE 3 года назад

i've never been a catholic but i am recovering from marriage to a catholic. that ought to be worth a couple of points.

@mwidunn 3 года назад

Yeah, . . .no. Gaffigan is as funny as the Permanent Deacon doing a set for the annual "Doo-wop Dinner & Dance" at the KofC Hall.

@RobertFallon 4 года назад

OM*! A joke about St. Bonaventure! He’s my man. You can’t get a card or a medal or anything of Bonaventure. All kinds of saints you never heard of, patrons of drunks, cancer patients, garden veggies-they all have little medallions and statues and cards. But even if Bonaventure ain’t got bling, he now has a joke. Jim Gaffigan, you’re one of a kind. Thank you for making the Lockdown less of a downer with all of your videos.

@roisinobrien8408 3 года назад

There's a college named St Bonaventure.

@awkwardlyrachel5524 3 года назад

Now I know who to appeal to for those issues.

@Mementomorichild 3 года назад

lol that joke came on just as i got to your comment

@karphin1 Год назад

I like his humour, clean and really funny. He does tongue in cheek stuff about his faith. And everyday life. I love that!

@Ender7j Год назад

I still appreciate the work you did for us during the pandemic. Thanks Jim!

@segourneysavery5126 3 года назад

As someone who went to Catholic school I thoroughly enjoyed this 🤣

@illfather7066 3 года назад

I went too 1 through 12...not sure how I feel about it in hindsight...lol

@clarissasandoval5356 4 года назад

Making jokes about being Catholic and sticking to the new video every day during the seemingly never-ending pandemic. God Bless ya, Jim.

@matthewsequoyah2665 4 года назад

You’re killing me ! ! 🤣🤣🤣 With laughter. You’re the funniest comedian ever, my kids LOVE you 😃

@timothymulholland7905 3 года назад

I was raised by a Baptist minister. I used to envy my Catholic friends. They could go to early mass on Sunday and have the rest of their day off. I had to go to Sunday School, Morning Service, Youth Group and Evening Service. No time to relax at all.

@brendaconkling3762 2 года назад

And don't forget Wednesday Training Union and preaching again AND 2 week revivals

@scottydouglass1892 3 года назад

I laughed at all of your jokes. My wife, who is Catholic, not as much.

@davidmmm8 2 года назад

Wives tend to side with whatever entity that allowed for the creation of their babies. And most innocent women turn to God. Just absolutely amazed they become.

@richardharris8538 2 года назад

Scotty, it's best not ever to laugh at one's wife.

@scottydouglass1892 2 года назад

@@richardharris8538 Only when she is not there.

@sewingintrifocals-alisonde7778 2 года назад

@@philipmartin2919 , great show, that (Fr. Ted).

@evangelineholseberg2631 2 года назад

@@philipmartin2919 I

@12mountain 4 года назад

Always so dang funny 😂 Also, I was NOT ready for young Jim Gaffigan. I have never seen videos of him from that long ago!

@kateyare4708 3 года назад

I've been through the WHOLE Catholic experience, and I clicked "like" before you were finished introducing this video.

@missepnut 4 года назад

Love you and your family. Please keep posting!

@arturowagner4728 2 года назад

I'm Cathiolic, and I find all of this hilarious!

@cristianaoliveira7878 2 года назад

No you’re not.

@sojournerkarunatruth4406 2 года назад

I clicked on this video to compare Jim Gaffigan to Ricky Gervais; Jim is a lot more relatable, like ‘dad joke’ relatable and Ricky is feelings that everyone ‘pushes down’ and futility, attempts to deny, relatable 🫣: I’m an atheist so I don’t believe about 2700 gods. And a Christian doesn’t believe 2699 👀 🫠

@Mary200-61 9 месяцев назад

Was raised in a catholic family, went to catholic school for 12 years. I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 these were truly THEE BEST Catholic jokes ever!!!

@Sdr4813 4 года назад

I don’t Tweet but do Tube. I wanted to express my support of your comments on Twitter. Keep speaking and keep up the comedy. I support you with both.

@tr33trunk85 4 года назад

@@mindofmayhem. Hey genius, 3 people thatwere protesting an unlawful killing by the police were just shot by some rightwing nutjob in Kenosha. Two of them died. The Orange Turd refuses tocondem the killer.

@patriciahopey1384 4 года назад

When I was 5 years old and up till maybe 10 year old , Mass was in Latin .I still remember the words .3cheers from Canada

@pfranks75 4 года назад

Patricia Hopey Dominoes and biscuits!

@geraldfrost4710 4 года назад

@@pfranks75 Dominoes, Orieos, and NaaaaaBiiiisco!

@TheRakuman 3 года назад

Latin… because the Catholic leaders don’t want you to read the Bible. It in truth, exposes all their hypocrisy. Have you ever had a catholic priest encourage you to read the Bible? Oh, I’ll answer that for you, no!

@herrschmidt412 3 года назад

@@TheRakuman I mean...my Priest is constantly telling people to form Bible study groups and read the Bible but if you say so I guess

@emiliadavis8247 3 года назад

@@TheRakuman Sadly, no. I grew up Catholic, but left as an older teenager when saved and born again in an Assemblies of God summer camp. It was like night and day! An immediate desire to read my Bible, christian books, tell others about Christ.....discovered christian radio.....My immediate response going to a Catholic mass a couple weeks later, was, wow, these people don't know what they're missing. They don't know Christ. So very sad.

@RudieObias 4 года назад

I'm a Catholic and this is HILARIOUS!! Haha!

@wrongwayconway 3 года назад

Your daily videos really helped me get through this pandemic. ❤

@theoak64 2 месяца назад

You get more exercise on Sunday than you do any other day of the week. Stand up sit down kneel, stand up sit down kneel ,stand up sit down kneel.

@davidevelyn530 4 года назад

Five kids? You really are a Catholic. Great mind. You've made me laugh more than anyone. Glad my hernia is healing well.

@plutobeliever 4 года назад

Jim, you're a man of integrity...thank you for being a voice of morality...you brighten my day...

@redrooster1908 4 года назад

Hey Jim. I just saw your latest tweets. You are a great man!

@devodavis6454 4 года назад

I'm with you, he nailed it!

@chkchrycla 4 года назад

@@trevormatthews8374 If that is what you grasped from his tweets then you are an idiot.

@dwuagneux Год назад

Thank you, thank you, thank you for this! I am recovering from cancer, and my husband is a recovering Catholic😄. You have given us such great laughs just now, of course, we have subscribed! It’s no longer the pandemic, so I don’t know whether you will be reading comments on such an old post of yours, but if you do, please just know that you brought some warm joy to Vermont on this wet chilly April afternoon, and that we are grateful. All the best to you and yours!🥰 PS I will be sharing the joy with others and looking forward to spending more time with you and your material. Thank you for being so generous and making it available to those of us who would not have the chance to enjoy it otherwise💝

@ERMEGE 2 года назад

I just discovered these jokes today (11 Aug 2022). My wife came to see why I was laughing so loud. I am a Catholic, and like to joke about it with my fellow Lutherans, Presbyterians, Anglicans, etc. with whom I work on ecumenical humanitarian initiatives. Thanks for giving us these fresh new jokes.

@jorgeguanche5327 2 года назад

Donde vives...en un santuario hippie???

@gloriacox2693 4 года назад

I wore a CATHOLIC T-shirt to pick up my Thanksgiving pumpkin pie; an elderly lady toward the end of the line, walked around to get a good look at the front of my T-shirt, and said, “Oh, CAT HOLIC” ...I was shocked, told her I was allergic to cats.... it actually was a funny, awkward situation.. True story..

@christopheromahony5526 4 года назад

Trying to hide some facts in with the humor I see. Ireland's official national color is a shade called St.Patrick's blue. Look it up! Jim's been doing his research. St. Patrick's blue is used on many Irish government symbols and banners.

@tintinismybelgian 4 года назад

I thought St. Patrick was from England or Wales, not Italy.

@christopheromahony5526 4 года назад

@@tintinismybelgian and St. George wasn't English, so?

@tintinismybelgian 4 года назад

@@christopheromahony5526 Well, a big part of the St. Patrick biography is the idea that he grew up in Britain before being kidnapped by Irish slavers. If he was from Italy, then the Irish slavers would have a hard time kidnapping him, geographically speaking.

@tintinismybelgian 4 года назад

@@christopheromahony5526 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wHr02U1OYVk.html (Funny St. Patrick video)

@Batchall_Accepted 3 года назад

Huh. I've never heard this and I grew up there

@c.a.durbin8713 4 года назад

I enjoyed your jokes about patron saints of whatever- definitely more of those!!!

@kathleenferguson3296 Год назад

I have a "nun clicker" used at mass when we were kids, to make us stand up, sit down and kneel on cue. I use mine to wreak havoc at Christmas midnight mass, and at funerals. I can get people jumping up and down on a click!

@patrickmanley4943 2 года назад

Love love love this guy. So funny 😂. As a lapsed Catholic I totally relate.

@kathleenferguson3296 Год назад

I'm a collapsed Catholic!

@abqchris2 4 года назад

People are super sensitive these days, and I understand why. But jokes are jokes. Clearly Jim is a good man. If anything, this just made me love the man more!

@blairaasen7245 4 года назад

How can you tell a Catholic and a Baptist in a liquor store? The Catholic will say hi! The Baptist will hide. Love your stuff, keep it going.

@bfarzady5212 4 года назад

Is that meant to be a joke?

@DianaSanchez-oi5kb 4 года назад

Good one!😂😂

@bfarzady5212 4 года назад

Great Christian 'humor'

@mlsaulnier 4 года назад

I loved Jim just chatting with Jesus.

@1jesus2music3duke 10 месяцев назад

“The test of a religion is if you can joke about it.” -Chesterton, Catholic

@michelletavakoli 8 месяцев назад

I’m Definately “ a Shiate Catholic. But we have the best sense of humor around. You’re the best Jim. You married a Shiate Catholic after all. Love you. You’re very brave Jim. Yes you are great husband you have 5 kids already. You’re on Gods good boy list ❤️

@sambeach2726 4 года назад

I went to a catholic wedding once which included a full nuptial mass. It was like a diversion from the wedding ceremony. Even Catholics not invited to the wedding wandered in off the street to take part.

@harryfaber 3 года назад

All are invited to all services in every church, and a wedding mass is special, so for that matter are baptisms and 'first communion' services.

@gabriellesullivan4772 9 месяцев назад

Catholism means all welcome, a used to be friend of mine always has derogatory comments about RC knowing I was one. He said the priest in mass always crapped on other religions , what a crock. Have been to many cathedrals and churches ,and other religions.. moving on Jim is hilarious..thanks for the laughs 😊

@Rikenglebert7558 4 года назад

YOU ARE AMAZING! Loved you before your tweets & love you more now!

@danm9006 4 года назад

His jokes are funny because he's just standing there telling the truth.

@boblozaintherealworld3577 4 года назад

Pretty much. I was an altar boy.

@chrisfrench2118 4 года назад

When the world is so insane that the truth sounds like jokes.

@FigaroHey 3 года назад

Truth about himself & people whose Catholic faith was arrested at the stage of being an altar BOY/child. Not this Catholic. Not his wife's faith.

@MrAquinas1 3 года назад

There is nothing truthful about anti-Catholic bigotry, even when it is performed by Catholics.

@MrAquinas1 3 года назад

@Kal El The point is infantile insults are not at all funny.

@Liz-cmc313 2 года назад

As a former Roman Catholic, I agree with all of this 🤣

@tibosabins 2 года назад

This routine made me laugh till I hurt. "Could you keep the praying down, I'm checking out the ladies." So "Holy Rosary, Caribou, Maine, 1960s"

@francescalegrand4520 2 года назад

Me too.

@batissta44 2 года назад

Are you atheist or agnostic?

@Liz-cmc313 2 года назад

@@batissta44 ... Atheist

@batissta44 2 года назад

@@Liz-cmc313 may the force be with you

@jamesjames3525 3 года назад

Thank you Jim for bringing some humour in my life. I need it so much as I get sicker with time. Thanks again.👍👍👍😉😉

@clairelivefreeordie2551 3 года назад

Hope you're feeling better James ⚘

@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 2 года назад

I command the Spirit of infirmity to leave you now. In Jesus's name.

@madyjules06 2 года назад

James, my heart goes out to you Sincerely hope you’re feeling better

@deb1000001 4 года назад

not catholic, but best joke i heard, (fill in blanks yourself), priest, bishop & cardinal go fishing, they're out on the water, bishop says "we forgot the tackle boxes" the cardinal says "I'll go get them" so he walks across the water and back, same with bishop later, he walks across the water to get something and back. It's about lunchtime and the cardinal says to the priest, "we forgot the lunches, you go get them." Priest has been thinking about these miracles all morning, so he steps out in faith and sinks. Bishop says to Cardinal "you think we should have shown him where the rocks are?"

@patriciahopey1384 4 года назад

Amen .3cheers from Canada

@boblozaintherealworld3577 4 года назад

I'd totally forgotten that one...heard it years ago AND it's funny. I'm born and raised Catholic, btw.

@janeythompson1834 Год назад

the vers. I heard was: a Catholic a Methodist and a Baptist go fishing- same story- then (whatever your denomination of faith is), having watched the other two get out and walk on water says to himself, 'I have as much Faith as they have', steps out onto the water and plunges straight down disappearing below the surface.. one of the fathers still in the boat says, 'maybe we should show him where the rocks are before he drowns'.

@LauraBeeDannon Год назад

Not Catholic? We can help you with that.

@joycampi7233 Год назад

😂😂😂😂

@thehbomb9598 4 года назад

No matter the party or religion, everyone gravitates toward inner truth. Thank for encouraging both sides to do it. You're loved by the truth seekers who care about doing the right thing for humanity.

@brettpruefer7541 4 года назад

@julie jones you have to do some serious mental gymnastics to support Trump.