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@davidvincent5701
@davidvincent5701 Год назад
It's always funny when aliens find redundant safety back ups as a sign of paranoia or militant thinking.
@МихаилРозов-ю9п
To be fair humanity was not at war for how long? less than 300 years total.
@inzyniertv9305
@inzyniertv9305 Год назад
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п And aliens never have war? I doubt it
@farmerboy916
@farmerboy916 Год назад
Like bro, you found it in a “dead” one; clearly it wasn’t enough
@Dewkeeper
@Dewkeeper Год назад
@@farmerboy916 human: "no seriously, it literally isn't paranoia if something is, in fact, out to get us" Aliens: *wobble like jelly or something*
@korinogaro
@korinogaro Год назад
Dude was wearing an armor with 2 layers designed to sustain atmospheric re-entry... The fact that he was wearing an armor allowing him to drop from the orbit to the ground is already sign of militant thinking. Because who except for army, and army aggressive enough to drop foot soldiers from the orbit, would need stuff like this?
@oz2653
@oz2653 Год назад
Basically they caught 'a brick that flew pretty good'.
@Reaper_Rin
@Reaper_Rin Год назад
I thought that at first then he started describing things only space marines had but then again I do believe the author was going for a kinda spartan II/space marine hybrid so I guess none of our assumptions are wholly wrong.
@nyx1333
@nyx1333 Год назад
@@Reaper_Rin they do share some similar descriptions and parts. I also find some parts wayy more WH40k Space Marine
@Talon1124
@Talon1124 Год назад
@@nyx1333 Cam't be an Astsrtes. One of them wouldn't have restrained themselves to subduing once they found out they coukd one-tap a Xenos with a flick of a finger.
@CT-1035
@CT-1035 Год назад
It’s John halo himself It’s the Chief
@theangrygermanlad1328
@theangrygermanlad1328 Год назад
@@CT-1035 john chief halo himself
@TheCanadianGuy56
@TheCanadianGuy56 Год назад
Did...did they explain a cyberdick as "enhanced waste disposal organ"
@medical-cyanide1526
@medical-cyanide1526 Год назад
Perhaps
@lanceknowlton1871
@lanceknowlton1871 Год назад
Perhaps not...
@theanathema3062
@theanathema3062 Год назад
Perhaps it could be
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 Год назад
It was a better kidney
@BlueUncia
@BlueUncia Год назад
More likely a cybernetic enhancement for a kidney, liver, bladder or intestines.
@freakboy220
@freakboy220 Год назад
It went on his record
@lanceknowlton1871
@lanceknowlton1871 Год назад
Everything always does.
@zupaschnitzel3300
@zupaschnitzel3300 2 года назад
I really hope that this will be continued, sounds promissing
@delo1629
@delo1629 Год назад
Huh 4 months?
@FrenchLightningJohn
@FrenchLightningJohn Год назад
@@delo1629 yeah what the hell, 4 months ago?
@johnjohnjohnson7720
@johnjohnjohnson7720 Год назад
@@delo1629 Yah alot of the videos net narrator posts are actually already made and were merely privated before becoming public again.
@S4M4R1T4N
@S4M4R1T4N Год назад
This coincides with the the lore of the Spartans from Halo perfectly.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH Год назад
Bless the Narrator Bless the Author
@Burneth_
@Burneth_ Год назад
For the Algorithm🙏
@imperialinquisitor510
@imperialinquisitor510 Год назад
For the Emperor!
@being9415
@being9415 Год назад
Bless the machine 🙏
@cmmpr111
@cmmpr111 Год назад
AAAAAAAAAaAAAaHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahHHHhzzh
@talieclandestine9155
@talieclandestine9155 Год назад
Either that's Master Chief or Commander Shepherd.
@Zael_Moonblade
@Zael_Moonblade Год назад
I'd say more like Shepard... spoke too much to be Chief.
@phantomwraith1984
@phantomwraith1984 Год назад
It's neither. The mention of a cable to neural interface to fly a ship is something neither protagonist has
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 Год назад
Lmao 😂
@shadowai9668
@shadowai9668 Год назад
nah it's Commander "Chief" Shepherd
@AWESOMEANCHOVIES
@AWESOMEANCHOVIES Год назад
1:18 when the chief lands on something as stubborn as he his
@dadudeme
@dadudeme Год назад
I always find it funny that the aliens don't have an idea of Murphy's law
@harripursiainen5420
@harripursiainen5420 Год назад
This gives Space marines wipes.
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 Год назад
Thank you for the reading
@Darchias
@Darchias Год назад
Never a fan of HFYs like this when the human in question has been cybernetically augmented already. Kind of kills some of it for me.
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 Месяц назад
Major cybernetics stuff like pacemakers, prosthetics because of injury that makes sense Nanite production facilities and nuerointerfacing is too much
@anathardayaldar
@anathardayaldar Год назад
"... dear ... journal."
@Hydro_Aero
@Hydro_Aero Год назад
"OH SHI-"
@titanwarrior1998
@titanwarrior1998 Год назад
Very cool video
@m.t.fguard8309
@m.t.fguard8309 Год назад
Okay I have a good question Which video is the one where humanity has been dead for a couple hundred years and some aliens find a cryopod that they think just has some ancient human technology in it the only find out there's an actual human in it who ends up saving one of them from some raiders by crushing once calling them blowing the other two apart with a from what I picked up from the description a Halo combat evolved Magnum? I remember listening to it several times but as of late I just can't find it which is very odd because I just listened to it a few weeks ago and when I tried to look through my history I couldn't find the video or I just forgot the name of it if anyone knows exactly what I'm talking about please send me a link to it because I really want to watch that again
@Darkinu2
@Darkinu2 Год назад
Last Man Standing I believe.
@m.t.fguard8309
@m.t.fguard8309 Год назад
@@Darkinu2 yep thank you
@Darkinu2
@Darkinu2 Год назад
9:09 9:18 😂😂 Yeah, that'd be my reaction too.
@johncunningham4820
@johncunningham4820 10 месяцев назад
First Contact . And it has to be a FUCKING SPARTAN .
@denalozecon9074
@denalozecon9074 Год назад
Stephan Baxter imagined a species determined to survive millions of years. In the large story series all stars were dying in only millions of years, but if the Silver Ghosts ( 1 meter spheres and cybernetic, maximum survival traits for space living ) did live in a Universe like this one with stars that lasted billions of years...they would probably try to survive until Heat Death or whatever is max entropy. So this story has a ten meter sphere that is like a Silver Ghost multiplied by 20 + Cyber Soldier...at least that is my impression. What is examined by the Aliens is that 10 meter sphere, but it came out of a larger Spaceship; if all the systems and the Spaceship were at full capability this would be more impressive. Even near dead and dormant it already has impressive specs.
@Robisme
@Robisme Год назад
Nanotechnology, it’s good for you. 👍
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 Год назад
9:29 LMAO 🤣👌
@JRRodriguez-nu7po
@JRRodriguez-nu7po Месяц назад
Somehow reminds me of a line from a popular Space Opera where the chief engineer, a very saucy redhead, programed the greeting on entrance to the ship for the very proper commander as "I'm so glad you're entering me again." Differential mammalian hypergamy us not woke; but it is fun.
@callisto1556
@callisto1556 Год назад
good one
@Wizyord
@Wizyord 7 месяцев назад
Uhhhh why does this sound exactly like a space marine/terminator armor? Like. Imperium of Man????
@AruanDrako
@AruanDrako Год назад
Is this the narrator from Kings and Generals? If it is, oh my god, mate, you are everywhere. I love your voice but I worry you are being overworked.
@elmateo77
@elmateo77 8 месяцев назад
It's an AI generated narration.
@nvfury13
@nvfury13 7 месяцев назад
⁠@@elmateo77No, it isn’t. Netnarrator is a human being, made obvious if you listen to some of the series he narrates and breaks up into fits of laughter
@deathwish9638
@deathwish9638 Год назад
Did they just describe a spartan from Halo?
@equinsuocha8905
@equinsuocha8905 Год назад
Is there more stories related to this?
@maryrose2676
@maryrose2676 2 месяца назад
Human-sansyum first contact?
@delo1629
@delo1629 Год назад
:)
@lanceknowlton1871
@lanceknowlton1871 Год назад
Obligatoire algorithm comment
@Bdady74
@Bdady74 Год назад
Algorithm appeasement comment
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 Год назад
For the algorithm
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Год назад
hmm... ''lest to ther own devices or courted as allies''... suggests... they have a semi standard approach if the faction/species/civilization not displays such extreme ..endurance... and military capabilities.. they are not shy about abusing that... somehow , unless its 40 k style humans... wich the humans words suggests not.... that fact alone likely make any atempts by this ..faction.. to court the humans as allies counter productive as it likely only make such humans consider it .....malicious ?... in nature just a desire to 'keep your foes close' until able to atempt brute force subjugation or such
@bbjoe42279
@bbjoe42279 Год назад
Spartan 1337 🤣
@NumeriSuntDeus
@NumeriSuntDeus Год назад
Sounds a little too much like a spartan from halo.
@manwiththeplan300
@manwiththeplan300 Год назад
People screw up so there is safeties redundancy passwords door knobs etc etc etc you stumble you fallen accidentally fall through the door instead of doing that you stumble and fall against the door instead of falling on the floor which put you in a prone position which makes it easier for someone to accidentally attack you or step on you or if someone else tripped because someone had a bad day or something and they misplaced something accidents happen things happen without your consent because reality is a mixture between order and chaos and law and as long as chaos still exists in reality renewal will always occur as long as order exist in reality chaos won't destroy everything as long as law exists in reality then chaos and owner won't be steamrolling existence balance and equilibrium and as long as freedom the four force exist people will develop grow and cherish the time I'd rather have a person who can be a multifaceted ever developing entity than have a slave which can only be used so many times and then thrown away.
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