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Best HFY Reddit Stories: Do You Believe In Magic? 

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@marclytle644
@marclytle644 Год назад
Oh, you're a villain all right. Just not a super one. Whats the difference? PRESENTATION!
@littlemisscloud8418
@littlemisscloud8418 Год назад
Megamind reference go brrr 😂
@russellperry9902
@russellperry9902 Год назад
Shared military shows... Equals what we're willing to brag about publicly.
@AmataTai
@AmataTai Год назад
The aliens lost to the magic of Showmanship
@nobodyimportant2470
@nobodyimportant2470 Год назад
Most impressive doesn't always mean most destructive.
@jazz_man3371
@jazz_man3371 Год назад
@@nobodyimportant2470 So? They used Magic of showmanship in the Show of Force event.
@MeatyZeeg
@MeatyZeeg Год назад
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” - Arthur C. Clarke
@nickpossum3607
@nickpossum3607 Год назад
"Your Ancestors Called it Magic, but You Call it Science. I Come From a Land Where They Are One and the Same." - Thor Odinson.
@michaelernst3731
@michaelernst3731 Год назад
was just about to type that my self.
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 Год назад
"any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology" -some technically correct person on the internet, coinflip if they were being pedantic or trying to make a good point. *ANY* technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who do not understand it -Florence Ambrose...who is a fictional character but the writer attributes the quote to her rather than himself because it was him trying to think in-character for her (which just so happens to be an example of the point of this story, neat coincidence that). weirdly enough this really does appear to be the earliest instance of this corollary of the rule despite "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" being positively ancient floating around in some form or another.
@evernewb2073
@evernewb2073 Год назад
whoops! I knew I was missing one but I thought it was just one of the rewordings niggling at the back of my head: this is not quite a corollary of the rule but it _definitely_ still applies here. "any technology which can be distinguished from magic is insufficiently advanced" ...not sure if that one is supposed to be an admonition for authors or the motto of some in-story character or group, I'm not actually sure where it is originally from.
@MercenaryX21
@MercenaryX21 Год назад
And that is the statement that made me disrespect Arthur C. Clark. To me that man lacked any soul because of that statement
@silvadelshaladin
@silvadelshaladin Год назад
"We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things," Elric, Technomage.
@peterwall8191
@peterwall8191 Год назад
*Silnadel Shaladin* Quoting Babylon 5? Unexpected and delightful t,o see people still appreciate one of the greatest shows to grace the small screen ,ever!
@russellperry9902
@russellperry9902 Год назад
Bab 5 . I remember
@silvadelshaladin
@silvadelshaladin Год назад
@@peterwall8191 It was a real shame that B5: Crusade was prematurely ended. I would have liked to have seen what that would have been.
@benjaminmcnairii2142
@benjaminmcnairii2142 Год назад
Babylon 5. I salute your good taste.
@masterb2130
@masterb2130 Год назад
I imagine that the Terran government didn't want to waste their resources or show their actual military equipment, so they just hired the winners of talent show to do it for participate instead.
@p5ychojoe138
@p5ychojoe138 Год назад
That's what I would do if I ran a galactic civ. Cloak all my military hardware once I know we have neighbors and know they know nothing and send people to do silly dances and blow something up from a distance and say a deity did it. For no other reason that to troll.
@dandruff2865
@dandruff2865 Год назад
That's honestly how I expected this to go X3
@crow2989
@crow2989 Год назад
@@p5ychojoe138 Jester: See that mountain over their? Alien: Yes? Jester: God doesn’t Mountain: Fucking explodes
@Nyghtking
@Nyghtking Год назад
I mean, why fire a laser gun when you can instead create a apparatus that makes it look like you're shooting lasers out of your fingertips?
@kozag-realityauditor7075
@kozag-realityauditor7075 Год назад
There is certainly a certain value in battlefield theatrics, Can't very well develop a countermeasure to something if you haven't got the faintest clue what it is they are trying to counter. No point in striking a munitions stockpile if they don't believe there are any munitions.
@emilymiller3362
@emilymiller3362 Год назад
@@kozag-realityauditor7075 if the people can not see the true source of the damage how can they stop it. And what's better hitting something in front of the crowd or the plain box that blasts something a mile away? Theatrics impress and scare people when it comes to technology that is destructive.
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 Год назад
I can't help being a little offended on behalf of the stalwart and humble lasgun.
@kozag-realityauditor7075
@kozag-realityauditor7075 Год назад
​@@derekstein6193 "The Legionnaire that scoffs at a lasgun has not charged across an open field against a hundred of them." - Maor the Scarred, Siege-Champion of the Scargivers thanks for reminding me of this great quote
@reesewhittington6778
@reesewhittington6778 Год назад
“UNLIMITEEEEEEED POWEEEEEEEER!”
@AustralianGrizzly
@AustralianGrizzly Год назад
Halfway through the story... Paused for this comment. Either, 1: Humans found out about the Xeno's thoughts on the whole Fantasy genre and are using Tech to fuck with the Xenos... 2: This Universe Humans actually have access to Magic... EDIT: It was the first one.... Humans - "Oh your an Advanced Civilization, just not a Super Advanced Civilization..." Xenos - "YEAH! WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!!!???" Humans - "PRESENTATION!!!!!!"
@UNSCPILOT
@UNSCPILOT Год назад
Love that megamind reference by the way, gotta love top-teir showmanship
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 Год назад
“No military use “seriously? If your enemy thinks you can blast fireballs from your hand that would be a serious hit to moral
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 Год назад
Yep. Deception and misdirection is as much a part of war as firepower. And if your enemy thinks you're using weapon A when you're really using weapon B... well their defensive reactions and the countermeasures they enact have a greater chance of being "sub optimal".
@r.connor9280
@r.connor9280 Год назад
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Depends if they even show up to the right battlefield in the first place
@orlandobritt1460
@orlandobritt1460 Год назад
Humans : we advanced so far we got magic everything that lives: well we going to head out . Humans : kidding we just know how to put on a show and blow stuff up.
@rewmangeorge5957
@rewmangeorge5957 Год назад
Humans: "But you know, Magic isn't out of the table yet. Did you hear of Dyson powered Grey Goo? It could do wonders we heard. If we just tinker our DNA here and there we even might..." Universe: "Ait, we're out!"
@SirAlex0014
@SirAlex0014 Год назад
This sounds like the funnest run of d&d ever
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 Год назад
Its called spelljammer
@ewabrzakaa6395
@ewabrzakaa6395 Год назад
Larpers still got it
@wyvernharries4788
@wyvernharries4788 Год назад
I had a half a mind expecting cyborg ninjas or Nanomachines sword just shits and giggles.
@Ragnar_Oock
@Ragnar_Oock Год назад
"Gods, Deamons and Spirits aren't real you say? Well, we'll just make them then"
@jimmietherustle3622
@jimmietherustle3622 Год назад
If you jail break your neural-link to connect to a cyberneticly augmented, genetically modified guard dog you can have your very own beast of darkness. Though you'd probably need at least a decade of trauma and PTSD for it to work as intended.
@flyingturret208thecannon5
@flyingturret208thecannon5 Год назад
Daemons & demons are two very opposite creatures.
@Cyrission
@Cyrission Год назад
Literally every person who plays Dungeons and Dragons when they go to war with pocket holograms.
@shadowstalker130666
@shadowstalker130666 Год назад
Aaaand we trolled the entire alien society. Lol
@msm007
@msm007 Год назад
Probably caught wind of their opinions on myths and decided to have some fun.
@generalharness8266
@generalharness8266 Год назад
@@msm007 given the first instinct was to claim mana, yeap. We trolled them, what you don't beleve but look at our power of beleif.
@SilentMech1
@SilentMech1 Год назад
The funny thing in my opinion is I occasionally wind up trying to scroll down as you read these stories. Also, we know it doesn't exist, but it still looks cool, so how can we do something similar? We don't need magic, we just need enough tech to fake it.
@Rawkit_Surgeon
@Rawkit_Surgeon Год назад
I cast gun!
@leodecipher9223
@leodecipher9223 Год назад
“STRIKE THEM DOWN” Netnarrator said, calmly
@phantomh2625
@phantomh2625 Год назад
14:22 Text: ..., and calmly utter the words: "Strike them down" NetNarrator: *proceeds to shout "Strike them down!"* Is this intentional? if it is, then is it a reference to that scene from Harry Potter where Dumbledore franticly shout and shake Harry while in the book it is written "... Dumbeldore calmly asked Harry..."?
@MercenaryX21
@MercenaryX21 Год назад
The entire thing was just one giant magician's trick Of miss direction. If you ask me it's the perfect way to fool and scare your potential enemies and get your allies to think about asking for help.
@talinpeacy7222
@talinpeacy7222 Год назад
Scientists study the unknown to learn that which is, Engineers study the known to make that which never was. -some space engineers loading screen probably
@aretailcashier450
@aretailcashier450 Год назад
“The first sip of science will turn you into an atheist. at the bottom of the bottle you will find God” or something like that
@stevedixon921
@stevedixon921 Год назад
Humans, they all grow old with time, but some never grow up.
@TheStartrek99
@TheStartrek99 8 месяцев назад
What most people call growing up, I call allowing your spark to die.
@ronoldcross8189
@ronoldcross8189 Год назад
Magic is just technology you do not yet understand.
@farhadwardak4707
@farhadwardak4707 Год назад
Humans: We do just a little bit of trolling.
@nk_3332
@nk_3332 Год назад
Human Mage: Oh that was all stage magic, Hollywood magic of making things appear different. The goal was to be impressive, right? Gullible Xenos: Oh, of course how silly of me. Human Mage: This is not the magic you are looking for. Xenos: This was not the magic we were looking for.
@sandrolarocca3113
@sandrolarocca3113 Год назад
This is really a damn good story🤩
@toob1979
@toob1979 Год назад
Toward the end, the opening credits of _Amazing Stories_ began playing in my head. Good story.
@yunaraginda
@yunaraginda Год назад
Welp, Hard core Cosplay performance LoL. Cody even crossdress. and sure that sounds just like us.
@applelord4746
@applelord4746 5 месяцев назад
"Strike them down." Dumbledore said calmly.
@davidvincent5701
@davidvincent5701 Год назад
The wonderful world of B5's techno mage's.
@tstuckel
@tstuckel Год назад
"We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ and we know many things."
@davidvincent5701
@davidvincent5701 Год назад
@@tstuckel ; Was that the motto of that group? I saw the spinoff show and your quote sounds similar to what their techno mage occasionally says.
@evilmurlock
@evilmurlock Год назад
12:44 Yelling out attack names, this is so anime!
@milohobo9186
@milohobo9186 Год назад
I, for one, embrace the future magitech future of engineered fantasy.
@noppornwongrassamee8941
@noppornwongrassamee8941 9 месяцев назад
Listening to this again, all I can think of is that the actual military would use the same tech minus the showy, time consuming chanting and flourishes.
@seanrobert9661
@seanrobert9661 Год назад
[documented contact]
@war97
@war97 Год назад
be really funny if it was actually real they just did not want to tell them about magic.
@michaeldougherty2807
@michaeldougherty2807 Год назад
Half expected them to just use a nuke on it.
@CheeseyBreezey
@CheeseyBreezey Год назад
They sent the larpers with "technology indistinguishable from magic" LMAO
@tristan.l.p703
@tristan.l.p703 Год назад
The greatest battle tactic Shock and Awe
@becausereasons8507
@becausereasons8507 Год назад
The best part of this is that I can totally see our people doing this.
@engineerskalinera
@engineerskalinera 3 месяца назад
"Do you believe in magic, in the young girl's heart?"
@EverydayNormieMadafacka
@EverydayNormieMadafacka Год назад
Wholesome But for a second there i was thinking that dark energy was mama in that universe which sound cool as hell
@sadewar3117
@sadewar3117 Год назад
Ah so they think we believe in magic? Well then let’s give them a magic show
@vanevanhaagen4011
@vanevanhaagen4011 Год назад
i find it higly plausible, that humans just over-amped their stuff to to the point of being actual explosives, and hoping their stuff will not explode, just to put up a good show. XD
@emiljensen9705
@emiljensen9705 Год назад
Hey net narrator can you read “The Oil” it’s a bit slow in the beginning but has become really interesting.
@idontreallyknow3829
@idontreallyknow3829 Год назад
the humans did a little bit of trolling
@tomasdubravsky4851
@tomasdubravsky4851 Год назад
you know what we need. we need story where the humans posses the technology of imperium of man from warhammer 40k, but do not want to destroy and purge everything
@emilymiller3362
@emilymiller3362 Год назад
Ahhhh the art of slight of hand of weapons testing proformaces.
@CryptoTwitterGems
@CryptoTwitterGems Месяц назад
Net Narrator: Do you believe in Magic? Me: In a young girl's heart? How the music can free her whenever it starts? It's Magic, how the music is groovy and makes her feel happy like an old time movie? I could tell you all about it, it could free your soul, but its like trying to tell a stranger about rock n roll... do you believe in magic?
@Swirl_of_StarFire
@Swirl_of_StarFire Год назад
Lol, the humans trolled them
@zerozeta1090
@zerozeta1090 Год назад
Life is so much easier now, since scientists invented magic.
@junkbin6796
@junkbin6796 Год назад
Do I believe in magic? Depends. Is it in a young girl's heart? And only the music can free her whenever it starts?
@direwolf8703
@direwolf8703 Год назад
They basically told a couple of hardcore LARPers they were going to put on a show using experimental to fuck with the universe and they responded with say less.
@medical-cyanide1526
@medical-cyanide1526 Год назад
It was easy to see where it was going, still a really fun story!
@a177rhythm2
@a177rhythm2 Год назад
That is exactpy the kind of trolling I'd expect from Mankind.
@thelaughinghyenas8465
@thelaughinghyenas8465 Год назад
A nice story, well done.
@fortkavanagh
@fortkavanagh Год назад
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic” - Arthur C. Clarke Ain't that the truth! lol 😂 😂
@dukethecrusader7815
@dukethecrusader7815 Год назад
Other races: Let science prevail over any foe. humans: "ITS WIZARD TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS! FIREBALL!"
@jamesappling1212
@jamesappling1212 Год назад
The further We explore the Quantum Universe, the more Magical the World becomes.😊
@Rokr83
@Rokr83 Год назад
And than there are Terrans...... muahahaha
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH Год назад
Bless the Narrator Bless the Author
@Frostyviewer
@Frostyviewer Год назад
New anime working title: that time I got reincarnated in fantasy but met Sci fi aliens instead
@junkercitizen229
@junkercitizen229 Год назад
id watch it, just please let it have more than 1 season
@additiveartificer9365
@additiveartificer9365 Год назад
I CAST TUNGSTAN ROUND
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 Год назад
The thing about Humanity when it comes to religion and science, is that they work in tandem 💪😎👌
@michaelcgrigori7823
@michaelcgrigori7823 8 месяцев назад
Peace through power fellow believer, tiberium shall save us all!
@Shythalia
@Shythalia Год назад
So, another civilization that can't distinguish the difference between fiction & nonfiction.
@alexandermccabe429
@alexandermccabe429 Год назад
Awesome
@arrogantforce5508
@arrogantforce5508 Год назад
Nice story! I would've loved if they had actual magic just for the thought of various advanced alien species, prepared to basically everything the galactic technology level can create, seeing actual fucking magic and going OH SHIT OH FUCK
@SirSipness
@SirSipness Год назад
Next level larping
@TKSubDude
@TKSubDude 9 месяцев назад
Nothing like letting some LARPers loose on ailens.
@nutpirom8462
@nutpirom8462 Год назад
Explosion!
@thomaskelleyjr.1671
@thomaskelleyjr.1671 Год назад
Dude, it's just a prank Bro.
@guardianofthetoasters2323
@guardianofthetoasters2323 Год назад
If angels and cat waifus aren't real then goddamn it we will make them real!
@klappstock943
@klappstock943 Год назад
For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉
@pandoratheclay
@pandoratheclay 2 месяца назад
Never underestimate cosplayers
@kopkaljdsao
@kopkaljdsao Год назад
Half way thru the video. If this is a Genshin advertisement I unsubscribe.
@jimmycoyote74
@jimmycoyote74 Год назад
For the algorithm
@anttimaki8188
@anttimaki8188 Год назад
OH NO, they have weebs!
@kristapsmazaiks3379
@kristapsmazaiks3379 Год назад
awww... I'm actually a lil disappointed, woul've been fun if it was actually magic XD
@Artemiska58
@Artemiska58 Год назад
Do you even spell bro?
@theoharrison573
@theoharrison573 Год назад
first
@disfuncionexe
@disfuncionexe Год назад
In a young girls heart?
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