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Best HFY Reddit Stories: It's A Pleasure Doing Business With Humans 

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@nicolasmedina2978
@nicolasmedina2978 5 месяцев назад
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
@dadudeme
@dadudeme 5 месяцев назад
THE FACTORY MUST GROW!
@worldbolsamoht
@worldbolsamoht 5 месяцев назад
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
@achimkunisch8619
@achimkunisch8619 5 месяцев назад
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
@lordspiro6770
@lordspiro6770 5 месяцев назад
THE FACTORY MUST GROW
@russellhirschman7118
@russellhirschman7118 5 месяцев назад
THE FACTORY MUST GROW!
@lcsd863
@lcsd863 5 месяцев назад
A true weapons dealer.
@dotnet97
@dotnet97 5 месяцев назад
Knew where things were going the moment they said that the other side seemed to have a limitless supply of hardware.
@jamesbuckner4791
@jamesbuckner4791 5 месяцев назад
Humans "the merchants of war."
@Nevir202
@Nevir202 5 месяцев назад
or "Lord of War" If you will lol
@jamesbuckner4791
@jamesbuckner4791 5 месяцев назад
@@Nevir202 that was a decent movie.
@sniperboom1202
@sniperboom1202 5 месяцев назад
​@@jamesbuckner4791 better with age really.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 5 месяцев назад
@@sniperboom1202 true , also one of few where nicholas natural disposition worked as a strength for the fictional character lord of war & blood diamond ..must see movies like how monte cristo & tolkien is must reads
@sniperboom1202
@sniperboom1202 5 месяцев назад
@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash yeah the problem is "Lord of war came out at the wrong time." Americans were so hostile to the Iraq war and gun runners at the time. Even though the movie was functional but based on real people and events. The public just wasn't ready for it at the time.
@radfordra
@radfordra 5 месяцев назад
That ended exactly as I thought it would
@WintersTheSixth
@WintersTheSixth 5 месяцев назад
"Red sun over paradise" The endless industry
@evanreynolds5386
@evanreynolds5386 5 месяцев назад
Humanity about to kill two birds with one stone
@kdrapertrucker
@kdrapertrucker 5 месяцев назад
About to kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj 5 месяцев назад
@@kdrapertrucker OK, aside from the painful XXX image of a bird and 2 stones, what do you mean?
@SuperFanFiction
@SuperFanFiction 5 месяцев назад
@@kdrapertrucker Wut??
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 месяцев назад
3
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj 5 месяцев назад
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle Duck Duck Go!
@lumberluc
@lumberluc 5 месяцев назад
Aliens: *SQUEL* Humans: Americadabra! Aliens: *Sobs uncontrollably* Humans: "What's that? You want a new best friend? Aliens: *Nod vigorously* Humans: Okay, New Best Friend! *Handshake, Slap, and squeeze* Then publically shows their friends. In times of war, it's best to have all the supplies for others to use.
@pheonixblue01
@pheonixblue01 5 месяцев назад
You killed me with “Americadabra!” Hahaha
@internetzenmaster8952
@internetzenmaster8952 5 месяцев назад
"Americadabra" That got a belly laugh outta me. Good one mate.
@anlydaly5726
@anlydaly5726 5 месяцев назад
Alien army: We have numbers Humanity: We have Capitalism
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj 5 месяцев назад
China: We have numbers. USA: Not for long, demographically plus we have stuff that actually works.
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic 5 месяцев назад
That's not how war economies work.
@Hopalongtom
@Hopalongtom 5 месяцев назад
Was why only half the planet was available to rent.
@thelonelyregigigas6126
@thelonelyregigigas6126 5 месяцев назад
Other half was being used by the other side
@noneofyourbuisness1679
@noneofyourbuisness1679 5 месяцев назад
The man literally duped both sides of a war into renting the same planet and getting all their supplies from the same producer. Assuming one side doesn’t defeat the other, they’re likely to find that, in the end, both the human and capitalism will be the ones to have won the war.
@demonlordotrt754
@demonlordotrt754 5 месяцев назад
​@@thelonelyregigigas6126 🤔 😂😂😂
@SpectroliteDS
@SpectroliteDS 2 месяца назад
Because le devious businessman was supplying both sides of the war. One half to each!
@simontadong9779
@simontadong9779 5 месяцев назад
Ahh yes, the two face of the same coin
@demonlordotrt754
@demonlordotrt754 5 месяцев назад
Yes my brother that is profit and capitalism in one go
@dr.disaster6235
@dr.disaster6235 5 месяцев назад
Lord of War in Space.
@jaykae2538
@jaykae2538 5 месяцев назад
The Factory must grow!
@Rawkit_Surgeon
@Rawkit_Surgeon 5 месяцев назад
Together To The Stars (Endless Space 2) starts playing.
@elib9002
@elib9002 5 месяцев назад
That was disturbingly glorious. Well done.
@JRRodriguez-nu7po
@JRRodriguez-nu7po 5 месяцев назад
A satisfying and predictable end. Having lived under communism as a child, I do love capitalism!
@thelonelyregigigas6126
@thelonelyregigigas6126 5 месяцев назад
I hope you're doing better now.
@farrglehorn8216
@farrglehorn8216 5 месяцев назад
I think the ending implies he's funding both sides of that war big capitalism vibes indeed
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj 5 месяцев назад
@@thelonelyregigigas6126 Superb, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger and Fidel, Franco then being homeless at 9 in the gang infested NYC streets made me plenty strong. Also made me wary of "the good of the community".
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj
@JesusRodriguez-zy3wj 5 месяцев назад
@@farrglehorn8216 Yes, of course he's funding both sides, good for him!
@drewgilbertson
@drewgilbertson 5 месяцев назад
Dyson Sphere? I think you mean Dynamo.
@vedinokkriid6582
@vedinokkriid6582 5 месяцев назад
A Dyson sphere is a hypothetical megastructure that encompasses a star and captures a large percentage of its solar power output. The concept is a thought experiment that attempts to imagine how a spacefaring civilization would meet its energy requirements once those requirements exceed what can be generated from the home planet's resources alone. Because only a tiny fraction of a star's energy emissions reaches the surface of any orbiting planet, building structures encircling a star would enable a civilization to harvest far more energy. I assume that what the author means here is that they built a Dyson sphere around the planets core in order to harness the energy of the geothermal reaction...
@drewgilbertson
@drewgilbertson 5 месяцев назад
@vedinokkriid6582 but they didn't build it AROUND the core. They replaced the core with it. And it supposedly powers all the factories. A dynamo is an old term for an electric generator, usual one that incorporated a rotating element, like a turbine. And Dyson Spheres go around celestial bodies, not inside them.
@vedinokkriid6582
@vedinokkriid6582 5 месяцев назад
@@drewgilbertson Dyson spheres dont exist, so they can do anything you say they can do, as they are enherently plot devices based entirely off of hypothetical brainstorming. Whos to say the Dyson spheres of this universe arent able to transmitt power wirelessly through space. Also, a dynamo wouldn't work either. The whole concept of a Dyson sphere is the ability to harness heat and convert to other forms of heat. You can't remove a planets core, as the mass of the dense core is what allows for gravity in the first place, so the better option would be a version of a Dyson sphere where you hollow out and contain the core of a planet to harness its energy without depriving the planet of its mass. Also, planets ARE celestial bodies...
@UmarWazir
@UmarWazir 5 месяцев назад
Maybe they built a Dyson swarm of panels around a fusion reactor?
@drewgilbertson
@drewgilbertson 5 месяцев назад
@UmarWazir well the purpose (usually) of a Dyson swarm is to surround a star with power collectors that harvest the heat, light and/radiation put out by the unshielded star. If you have a fusion reactor leaking enough waste energy that you need a whole layer of power collectors around it, you've built a shifty reactor. A good reactor should be able to use nearly all of the energy put out by whatever reaction is taking place. Also, like I said to the other guy, Dyson Swarms and Spheres go around a star or planet, not inside it. They story says they replaced the planet's core with this thing. I think in this story the author was using a common HFY buzzword without knowing what it really means, hoping to sound cool. Don't want to call it a Dynamo? Fine. Call it a generator or reactor and call it good.
@mattstrandquist2148
@mattstrandquist2148 5 месяцев назад
One tiny irking problem: that name is pronounced something in between "Bao" (as in a Chinese steamed bun) and "Bow" (as in archery), NOT "Box"; and it's a pun. Bauxplenty literally means "Good-n-plenty" or, alternatively, "Stick-of-plenty".
@almar8874
@almar8874 5 месяцев назад
The ending was obvious, saw it coming a mile off.
@BeeKisses
@BeeKisses 5 месяцев назад
Terrans, lords of war
@LuigiL75
@LuigiL75 4 месяца назад
Humanity: "The Lords of War".
@EvilSideStalker666
@EvilSideStalker666 5 месяцев назад
For Profit!
@thatboy5751
@thatboy5751 5 месяцев назад
Money
@Del-Moss
@Del-Moss 5 месяцев назад
Economically understandable, still leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
@azradun3903
@azradun3903 5 месяцев назад
And this is why they were losing the war. No production facilities. You appreciate production after playing 4X games heh.
@GadzooksEugene
@GadzooksEugene 5 месяцев назад
God I wish that were me
@milocebatron5249
@milocebatron5249 5 месяцев назад
Where's the "Yeah" in HFY?
@Naymy
@Naymy 5 месяцев назад
Humanity, -Fuck, Yeah!!- For Profit!!
@intenseavarice34
@intenseavarice34 5 месяцев назад
Two alien races die, we make a quick penny. Humanity, Fuck Yeah.
@jannbo4336
@jannbo4336 5 месяцев назад
Reservation are stupid, because the current culture would remove anny benefits they could bring. Also who should pay? There is nobody alive who is responsible for that and passing down punishment is not only stupid but illegal.
@simontadong9779
@simontadong9779 5 месяцев назад
Eyy first
@asifmuznabeen7122
@asifmuznabeen7122 5 месяцев назад
HFY? This is more like HFN
@batisinsane
@batisinsane 5 месяцев назад
4/10, writing style needs work couldn’t focus on the content because of the constantly switching verb tenses
@user-nb8co3up9y
@user-nb8co3up9y 5 месяцев назад
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@lr1a704
@lr1a704 5 месяцев назад
Which is hotter, the core of a planet or a star?
@randompersonnobodyknowsroa7116
@randompersonnobodyknowsroa7116 5 месяцев назад
the core of a star, easy
@lr1a704
@lr1a704 5 месяцев назад
@@randompersonnobodyknowsroa7116 so replacing a planets core with a "Dyson sphere" wouldn't address the heat issue that was stated as the reason for core removal because at the core of a Dyson sphere would be a star. That broke the story for me and I just wanted to make sure I'm not the moron here.
@OfficerHotpants
@OfficerHotpants 5 месяцев назад
Typical reaction of a priest on their first visit to Leagueheim.
@ireallyreallyhategoogle
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 5 месяцев назад
Yep, just as i expected the second it was mentioned that the other side was getting more equipment. Classic war profiteers.
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