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@broEye1 2 года назад

I noticed one odd thing: on the last line, she doesn't say they'll KILL everyone who tries to enter, only that they'll KEEP them. She also didn't actually confirm when the captain said that they'd killed others who entered. Could it be that they actually just captured some/many of them, gave them places to live in their territory or even allowed them to be uplifted too?

@idcgaming518 2 года назад

A good theory friend. I heard that too.

@angrydragonslayer 2 года назад

Whenever someone says they'll "keep" someone irl..... I hope your assumption is right because the alternative..... The original 4chan guy who posted the home intruder milking meme was actually milking a (male) thief

@-cogito_ergo_sum- 2 года назад

Or maybe experimented on, after all that's what they get for being a filthy xeno

@taitano12 2 года назад

There are many options. From the altruistic types you mentioned, to harsh slavery, to an eternal hell like the ones in our mythologies, to other, more bizarre fates. Heck, it could be all of the above, depending on who enters and their motives and intentions.

@citizen_grub4171 2 года назад

@@taitano12 No one as advanced as the humans in this story would need, or want, slaves. That would be a downgrade.

@scotteggert9820 Год назад

Even when ascended, Humanity is still the most compassionate Assholes in the universe.

@jesseamaya4413 Год назад

Dude, you made me snort coca cola out my nose. That should be engraved for all eternity, no better description of humanity.

@nweasels Год назад

....Did... we grey goo ourselves? I think we grey goo'd ourselves.

@Starlitsoul0359 Год назад

I think they also may have not wanted to spread that fate to the other alien species, so they pretty much just secluded themselves away and avoid contact like the plauge. Buuuut of course when people enter their space they can’t just let em leave. Otherwise they’ll tell, and possibly spark the other species to do the same.

@jesseamaya4413 Год назад

ABSOLUTELY we Grey gooed ourselves while evolving into a 5th or 6th dimensional beings while at the same time interweaving the very human trait of wanting to help and assist into the part of us we left in 4d space.

@davidaward82 4 месяца назад

late reply, i know, but i think this author has written others before where humanity had uploaded itself into matrioshka brains and use remote ships and AI ships

@nk_3332 Год назад

Galaxy: We have stardrives and quantum weapons! Humans: We have apotheosis.

@peterwall8191 2 года назад

Oh hell no! Humans setting themselves up as gods to the rest of the galaxy! What could possibly go wrong?

@julonkrutor4649 2 года назад

why do those words ring in my head "Let the galaxy burn!"?

@Kydrou 2 года назад

Explains Greek Gods

@narutohuntmendemon6354 2 года назад

Aliens are gods? That explains things!

@taitano12 2 года назад

Three or four millennia later: YOU JUST HAD TO ASK, DIDN'T YOU??

@THESIXTHEGG 2 года назад

@@julonkrutor4649 Chaos has consumed you.

@nocount7517 2 года назад

Finally, a one-shot with a full resolution!

@lumberluc 10 месяцев назад

So humanity turned into Necrons but without the whole "murder, murder, death, death!" Mentality. That's a good direction. Removing the abilty to sin, and replace it with progress.

@iszox2973 2 года назад

This is really well narated, good job on your end

@veryorangecone5379 Год назад

me, a destiny player hearing black triangle ship: EVIL GEOMETRY *hhiiiiiiiiiiisssssss*

@satibel Год назад

tbh it's also primal brain go "spiky shape scary."

@veryorangecone5379 Год назад

@@satibel I knew there was a reason I hated math

@Rin_Animations 2 года назад

Wow this makes it seem like humanity is kinda like the darkness from Destiny

@void-9572 Год назад

pyramid pog

@WiredTurkey316 2 года назад

Help someone when they're in trouble and they'll return the next time they're in trouble

@citizen_grub4171 2 года назад

Oh no. How horrible.

@donanthebarbarian5177 2 года назад

As mentioned by the humans though, only if you are truly in desperate need will we help, and even then only if you can't resist/resolve the extinction/complete racial enslavement level problem you've encountered yourself. If you are not in truly desperate need we will just keep those who entered to ask for help.

@norneaernourn8240 Месяц назад

This is so Stargate lol. The pyramid "motherships" and then the ascension.

@thirg424 2 года назад

Good story and good job narrating.

@phantomwraith1984 Год назад

So humanity steamrolls trespassers and assholes with black star destroyers. Also "Nanomachines, son!"

@Inquisitor-Yog-Sothoth 2 года назад

They didn't ascend, they wiped them selves out and replaced everyone with AI that thinks it's human. They are just renegade AI.

@Sanquinity 2 года назад

Humanity as it once was is indeed dead. But the minds of those humans still live on. It's not a renegade AI, it's human minds being uploaded into machines. (or to be more specific, grey goo I.E. nanobot swarms.)

@gabrielandradeferraz386 2 года назад

chrysalys anyone?

@DeSpaceFairy 2 года назад

Yes but no, assuming an AI is capable to simulate your mind and memories at 99.9999999991% accuracy, down to the smallest quirk making your personality unique and way of thinking. Then all the closest people to you (even you if you wish) have a discussion with this simulation, then discern absolutely no difference at all between you both. Don't you think that simulation is as human as you can be yourself. If you think this isn't the same, just a machine with a convincingly copying your mannerisms, consider the following. You are not your brain a mere hardware, and not directly the emergent property of its neurochemistry, a.k.a intelligence a software, likes all of us and the universe we are able to perceives with our limited human senses around us, our experiencing of what we call reality, are the rendering as inputs and the interpretation as outputs from either an organic or synthetic computer(different methods same results).

@citizen_grub4171 2 года назад

@@DeSpaceFairy OK. So you're saying people with amnesia are dead.

@DeSpaceFairy 2 года назад

@@citizen_grub4171 it depends of definition you attached to "people" or a "person", I have a parent with Alzheimer syndrom I can say that the person they was is no more, and what is left are the pieces of a fragmented mind stuttering before resting every 10 minutes or so.

@lancekostecka368 2 года назад

Very nice loved this story.

@johnsanford3596 3 месяца назад

Different. Humans as the enigmatic, uber-isolationist super advanced aliens is a bit of a switch from common sci-fi.

@bananabreadguy7960 Год назад

Pyramid ships? Must be goaulds.

@Voron_Aggrav Год назад

Or a sense of humour, referencing the ancient joke of "Aliens" whenever the pyramids construction is brought up

@daveretash9153 9 месяцев назад

That felt good, thank you.

@legionx4046 3 месяца назад

Dont touch the boats is the lesson

@onerxowns2202 2 года назад

Humanity a species of GODS

@hekmatyar4476 Год назад

no they are the ones who *MADE THE GODS*

@seanrobert9661 2 года назад

[documented contact]

@brianlips8346 Год назад

Thanks for the story 😊☺️

@grogvaughan5649 6 месяцев назад

Dr Daniel Jackson and his friends are unbound by the rule of interference. Great story.

@victortahlor4038 Год назад

Thank you for the reading

@GenStallion 2 года назад

More please

@christerry8531 Год назад

I don't know humans killing people who want to make money or killing people who need our help

@barstool9156 Год назад

DESTINYS TRUE ENDING CONFIRMED?

@beingsneaky Год назад

Ppppssshhh humans talking about greed yeah right..

@scullcrusher3981 2 года назад

@lanceknowlton1871 Год назад

Obligatoire algorithm comment

@Bdady74 Год назад

Algorithm appeasement comment

@snbforever 11 месяцев назад

Can you slow down your speech please? Thank you.

@heinzsoup20 2 года назад

First (kinda)

@beingsneaky Год назад

So humans are assholes eh?

@85xbigbenx 11 месяцев назад

Tried to listen but couldn't get used to your way to fast speech mixed with your mumbling words together. Not every sentence I meant to be SuPeR TheAtrICal man. If everything you say is emphasized, then nothing is.