Best Jokes Told in Movies (Part One) 

Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino: "There's a mexican, a jew and a coloured guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says: Get the fuck out of here!"

Chuck Norris wasnt joking

That "Two dogs fucking" one was brilliant.

The first scene is from 'Eddie Murphy Raw'. At 1:10 is from Pulp Fiction. The scene at 1:33 with Will Ferrell is Everything Must Go. 2:06 is from Half Nelson. 2:17 is from Catch Me if you Can. 2:35 The Last Boy Scout. 2:56 is from Predator (1987). 3:20 with Quentin Tarantino is from Desperado. 5:34 is from Silkwood. 6:21 is from The Other Guys. 8:21 is from Punchline. 8:44 is from a comedy special Sarah Silerman did to promote the movie Funny People. 9:18 is from What About Bob? 9:38 is from Guess Who? 9:51 is from Good Morning, Vietnam. 9:55 is from Grabbers (2012) 10:20 is from Hollow Man. 11:10 is from White Chicks. 11:58 is from Wreck it Ralph. 12:08 is from Good Will Hunting. 12:37 is from I Love You, Phillip Morris. 12:41 is from The Expendables 2.

"fuck for a duck, duck for a fuck, and 2dollors for a fucked up duck"

"... but Doctor, I am The Great Pagliacci."

"..but tell me two dogsfucking, why are you so interested" xD

That bar joke was GOLD lmfaoo

What did the kid with no hand received for christmas ? Gloves. Nah, just kidding, he still hasn't unwrapped his presents.

"Comedy is 50 people laughing 50 people horrified"-some funny ass comic

Should of used from The Last boy scout "Why did the man cross the road? Because he had his d*#k stuck in the chicken" I love that joke

Tarantinos one :DD

Tom Hanks' joke was priceless. I still love that movie.

aahh man you missed Boondock Saints; Rocco the Funnyman's joke. One of the best all time film jokes.

Wahlberg should've added "The duck got fucked up by the man in the truck"

The joke from Boondock Saints is THE BEST.

Quinten tells that joke so good. Love it

i coughed so hard from laughing from the kids joke xD

The tarantino one is probably the most anti climatic joke ever written

The last one had me going ''Hehehehehehehehe, good ol' Chuck Norris''

"Dad, I got a fuck for the duck, I got a duck for the fuck, and I got two bucks for a fucked up duck!" LMAO....seriously.

God the "Catch Me If You Can" one just slays me every time.

12:37 That one took a while, but at the end I was dying. Sooooooo damn inappropriately racist!

Awww predator 3:00 RIP Sonny Landham :(

The upside down hand joke was my favorite😂

Where's Philadelphia movie's joke: what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

My favorite all time movie joke is Tarantino in the bar. Makes me laugh every time I hear it. 😆😆😆😆👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

BoonDock Saints- "I'll have a Coke then". LOL

How does an Eskimo build it's home? Igloos it...

"That boy got TALENT"

Jim Carrey's faces as his joke is slowly mutilated. x-D

Why is it so funny when their jokes crash but it's never funny when my jokes crash? Life's just not fair... ;-)

12:08: "Don't forget the coffee."

Finally my english is good enough to understand the pulp fiction "catchup" joke :D

sad to see my favorite movie joke didnt make it , the pub joke from American Werewolf in London. classic

the Jim Carrey one was a brilliantly surreal way of making fun of chinese whispers.

Gotta love Chuck Norris Jokes.....Chuck Norris is so Awesome, he delivers Santa Claus' presents.

Chuck Norris just round housed the shit out of that joke... LoL!

Mickey Donovan's jokes from 'Ray Donovan' TV show are the BEST

I always liked the joke about the three nuns going to confession the young woman tells in Catch. 44

2 fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?"

I didn't laugh til the very last punchline. That was great. Lmao.

I Love this Joke from "Catch Me If You Can" .

Boondock Saints? Seriously, best joke of all time told perfectly.

What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen at the drive inns? Never take her out again!

I already was so done after the first one omg

"and he kicked him in the dingding" lmao x10

Have you a heard a joke about the skeleton man? Here it goes. A skeleton man walked into a bar and asked for a beer .... and a mop

wtf no movie list???

this was awesome!

13:26 est joke! I had to laugh loud! The build up is making it so good (the build up starts at 12:37).

i liked that last one. really got to me what was in jim carreys head there

The chuck Norris one at the end xD

"Except the fucking glass!"

"Then in that case, I'll have a Coke."

Thank God the Minnie Driver joke from Good Will Hunting wasn't included otherwise I would've had to literally kerbstomp my own head

"I'll just have a coke then."

Man that piss joke was LIIITTTT!!

I am saddened by the lack of the clown joke from the iconic Steven Seagal movie Kill Switch. I was laughing for 20 minutes straight because it caught me off guard.

Rocco's joke from Boondock Saints

the 2 dogs fucking joke is fucking good !!

i think the best one was "whats that?" a hand in a claw position...? "its a dead one of those"

0:45 - 0:55 - Guy on couch, genuine laugh !!!

My friend told me the duck joke in 1980.

"The best jokes told in movies" he says.

OMG the one about the zebra!!!!!!! I cannot stop laughing hahahahahhahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There were some good ones.

i died at Ketchup

Anyone else notice the two Shane Black jokes in a row

Nailed!:D

8:22 that was epic and innocent in same time :D

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls

Whats the movie at 205 with the interrupting cow joke?

Thanks, for Good WIll Hunting. x

The duck joke was from the 80's.... rehashed. Same with the momma jokes.

What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th? "Takin Care of Business"

What's the first one from? That is so me when I was a kid lol.

Duuuuude why didn't you provide us with a list of the movies? Now I have to go and google it by myself...

Love Quentin Tarantino's joke in Desperado!!!!

In the marines they teach us not to pee on our hands.

how do u not have the jack nicholson joke from chinatown??

This is fucking gold.

what was the second to last one with jim carrey?

I always liked the one from The crow..... jesus Christ walks into a hotel with 3 nails in his hand and asks the manager, "can you put me up for the night?"

Guess ya had to be there.

what's the name of the will Ferrell movie with the little kid in it

I knew a girl she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it and beat her up so bad she ended up in a Hospital on Guerrero street. HAHAHA what a story Mark!

The legendary Chuck Norris. XDD

The first clip was the opening for Eddie Murphy, stand up movie Delirious!

These are the obvious. Bad call! The best Joke in RAY was when he says goodbeye to the old woman he had been living with. The best joke in Pulp Fiction is "I like my cofee BLACK. With lot's of Cream and lots of Sugar".

What movie is that "what's that? It's a dead one of those" please?

Holy bartender?!

American werewolf in London remember the Alamo joke

and then he said.... "I'm Kanye West!!!!!!"

You should add annotations of what movies are shown.

M Wahlberg probably tried like 20 times to say the duck fuck right :))

Lol the untrusting cow mooo

Tarantino's joke was so funny

What movie is the Chief joke from?

Wtf is that last series of jokes from with Jim Carey?