Best of Artie Quitter Podcast 

"Gawd is da bosh, Awt, we're jusht loyal employeesh." - Mike Bocchetti

Miss this podcast. Worth every penny!

Rip Chris Cotton

Artie ranting about Quincy Jones and the publicists might be in the top ten funniest things I’ve ever heard. It’s so PERFECTLY bitter and hilarious

2:06:00 When Artie starts telling the story of his finances to that woman is fucking hilarious. “SHIIIIET!” 😂

You can hear in his voice if he's on juice and in this video he is on it almost every second

Greatest podcast that has ever existed hands down

Best podcast of all time.

22:00 after all these years I still come find this clip

This show was the Exile on Main St. of podcasts. Some of his best work, and fueled by mountains of coke.

23:00 played with Jimi Hendrix... has 14 years... oh Jesus... I'm dead

Artie Lang is a legend ✨⭐✨⭐

“It’s a little blend of Chicago and the first clan rally in Kentucky”. This guy Artie is perhaps the wittiest comic of all time

I love the hardcore solid fan base Artie has. Please don't think I'm bragging but I hung out with the guy three times. Not because I'm special, but cause he's that approachable and cool to his fans. I couldn't believe how really genuine nice he was, even partying. He makes sure you are good, and just great to hear this and see how other people think same as me.

"Your HIV test just came back 11" I started digging myself a grave, that's how dead I was

I truely hate laughing at people with ailments, but the stuttering guy is beyond hilarious and he works so great on the show, hope he is a regular with those guys. AQP is so much funnier than I thought it'd be.

Artie Lange truly is a living legend.

Artie is a genius

55:42 That is so wonderfully obscure haha

Pure Gold!

The Al Sharpton bit is the funniest thing ever

1:14:25 grillo being grillo and artie tearing him up for about 3 minutes

20:04 I'll take a venti chi latt...oh im sorry. Thats gold

you guys realize we will most likely never hear this kind of raw/unfiltered radio/podcast ever again right, this is really incredible stuff, this clip is by far way better than any radio howard ever produced and probably some of the best of all time

Dave Juskow: "I love lobbing them up for Artie because I am not funny enough to interject my own creative joke."

What is the episode that Artie constantly pulls the arrows out of the quiver? I can’t find it😞

2:55:10 - 3 minutes straight ....this is why Artie is so good to be able to pull something like this off and keep you in stitches..of course it helps to know who Levy is and picture him while he rants about him.

wow Artie is crazy as hell on his own

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA "It's not like when we grew up when you just went outside and had a beer after you f***ing hit someone with a shovel"

Shiiiiiiieeet! Who the fuck dat be?

The funniest bits... You're welcome! 10:25 40:40 1:16:31 1:54:07 2:17:14 2:30:44 2:50:26 2:59:03 3:05:01 3:08:23 3:19:52 3:22:31 3:23:48 3:31:57

39:12 LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM LOOOOOOOOL

43:31 I can't stop laughing

Loved it!

GOLD...THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE...is Artie in rehab... If so, I hope he gets better. He made Howard stern entertaining

Gibooh!

Where did Artie get that audio clip at 22:17? Hilarious!

God he’s high

3:13:29 His great-great-great-great- (+20) -grandfather

41:37 "Thats the tourettes guy"

1:02:58 - gih-boe 1:06:54 - 💣 gih-boe 1:09:53 - bible-levy 1:14:26 - Grillo story - "Then I said...." 2:55:21 - Levy's Favors

Does anyone know where the clip of Artie talking crap about James Corden is?? 😂

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Nice

Years later if someone mentions a book, I still say, whaddabookees

2:55:25 funniest shit I’ve ever heard

I hate some of these pods where Artie goes on a 10 minute heroin infused impression rant.

"God has a good sense of humor?" Has Mike actually read the Bible?

Tbh I think arti has made me laugh maybe two times in all this years on a mic.

F Jackie 😅

52:30

Artie sounds angry

Bybc

Matarese stinks

Artie’s way too PC here, I remember his early stuff, when he wasn’t afraid, when he was high on life

His characters are so annoying way too long

Arties impressions stop being funny 5 seconds in, then he goes for another 10 minutes