Best Of Clarkson Series 1 | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 

It was an alright show, I wouldn't tattoo it on my leg though. I'd take a tattoo on my belly fat, and when I suck in my tummy to appear more slim than I actually am the tattoo reads "Keeping Up Appearances".

@Bri C ​ Ok I'll try to explain the joke (because that always makes it funnier): I _know_ what the phrase one foot in the grave means, how it's a clever pun for a guy who's got only one leg, and it was a tv show some time ago. My joke was mirroring that: When you're tucking your gut in, you're keeping up appearance of not being fat, and there also was a tv show some time ago named after that phrase. The joke was a bit far fetched I suppose. Though I didn't expect someone to be THAT upset over a joke.

@@Gyrbae han

I think the trouble is people these days are so afraid of causing any offense, or being associated to the person making the joke by laughing, they daren't laugh at anything anymore. I bet most of the people in that audience found that funny, but they were too cowardly to laugh. It was a good joke!

@@justandy333 yeah really if I got offended at every little thing, I’d be a bitter, angry human being

And everyone gets it anyway, so great

yesss that's so beautiful hahaa

It would be rude not too.

And he lays into Top Gear as well.

Clarkson, Hammond and May.. no matter what or where they go, will always be friends and car guys!

He is a god among men

@@dinoco3672 I think Ben Shephard will do very well because he is smart

He could turn the Schindlers List into a comedy.

@@thedankatheist3466 haha

His genius is tangible

Double whatever their pay is.

Best decision.... IN THE WORLD. And on that bombshell....

Legends

Yeah we all seen what happens to a show that fires Mr. Clarkson.. RIP Top Gear

Yeah we all seen what happens to a show that fires Mr. Clarkson.. RIP Top Gear

Well he's just turned 60 and some presenters go on well into their 70's so hopefully we will see more of Clarkson in the next couple of years.

@@WatcherofVideosSometimes yeah I mean look at tiff nidel

I agree

Man would burnt out and die faster, give him a break

an law*

But we wont have Grand Tour if that happens

Totally agree

Yeah because he always passes them at immense SPEED whilst screaming “POWEEEERRRRR!!!”

@@keanuismyfather7477 why are you doing MY job?

@@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560 haha, nice one, mate :D

It's a hexagon, right?

@Orion V what's an octagon?

He might appear like an organgutan, but is actually smart as hell, as seen as on QI for example.

His genius is almost frightening

He's also done some excellent documentaries.

She asked Jermey Clarkson a question that wasn't about the Mongolian empire, what did she expect?

Should be a buried treasure

TOTALLY AGREE

Global*

No, A National Treasure AND A Treasure For The British Motor Companies

He loves German cars too

And James May. If Clarkson got the ‘ask the host’ question wrong, he would shout "CLARKSON!!!!" 🤣

@@ethanchong9914 James May will be the "Call a Friend", then proceed to frustrate Richard with his long-winded explanations despite the time limit.

​@@dbclass4075or pick The Stig as the second phone a friend

Well, you know, Jeremy, some also say that he's illegal in 17 US states, he is confused by stairs, and that he's Mac compatible. All I know is, he's called The Stig! Final answer!

@@gp75motorsports I think Ben Shephard should be on Who wants to be a Millionaire because he is smart

Engine noises when snoring.... WHY IS JAMES MAY NOT ON THAT LIST?

all we know is.... his called the stig

Da Stig

We send a member of the production team to the phone-a-friend's house to ensure they don't cheat in any way :)

3:13

@@StellifyMedia oh so in that case not cheating nice to know

@@StellifyMedia is this satire? What if that friend was far away or something

@@msaad8053 here in UK your phone a friend choices must be within the same country

I think Ben Shephard should be on Who wants to be a Millionaire because he is smart

I’m quite partial to mixolydian

Moral*

“The biggest quiz show, pause, in the world...”

Genius*

@@vaughnsigal4560 a mad genius*

Yeah I thought the same. It used to annoy me. I’m not sure if he was asked to do that or if he just decided to try it himself.

Yea .. Bad lifestyle choices too, bad food, drinking and lack of exercise. But still, he's the MAN

@@AlexanderGeorge Compared to Ben Shephard

Are you high?

What are you having for dinner

my bad, didn't wawtch the full video

Walter

I have edited this so you cannot know what I said.

Rubbish Definition Gaming No, it’s a goat.

@@rubbishdefinitiongaming6436 why in the world would you say i looked into it, while you clearly haven't?

I knew this was a goat and was so confused when he said it was the right answer :D

K W bcuz I found a source that suggested otherwise. Clearly that is inaccurate though so I accept that.