The BEST Jeremy Clarkson Moments! | The Jonathan Ross Show 

Too funny

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BRO I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD 😭😭😭😭

To be fair, anyone with May's retina quality wouldn't be able to tell them apart

Farming doesn't sound so hard actually sorry. You have your own time to do whatever you want day and night. Don't need to finish shit in time , no boss to fk with you, your own farm your own animals your own land fk ff man rich people complaining

Five words that strike the fear of God into most people.

*Don't say that!*

It's really not that hard to be honest!

jewemy

Wussell Bwand couldn't. They can't be seen together nowadays.

So you only watch if a racist thug is on it ya tosser

those leftys hate him sting ffs i have a story about him

@@redcalx9568 I don't think he give two fooks about yer story mate 😉

Nice observation

He’s genius is honestly frightening

Unfortunately being involved in Hollywood almost certainly means you're a age proclivity pervert of some weird description mostly they just can't feel love so they either have a partner which matches an image they're trying to Project or I don't have some kind of weird perverted thing. There's not really solid psychological explanation for it we might have got one out of Epstein if he hadn't f****** himself into hell before anybody could ask him some questions we only have academic information on serial killers because we've been able to arrest them we need to actually arrest these perverts to figure out how the brains tic like Prince Andrew why would an old man want to sleep with a 17-year old girl and almost certainly younger imagine being 50 and f****** a bag of spuds they're not gonna know what they're doing even if you instructed them they're not going to be any good at it what the f*** is the point bad sex is for kids and rapists. normal respectable adults make love you don't see f****** Elton John running around chasing little boys what the f*** was Epstein doing similar kind of age right Leonardo DiCaprio going to be that age one day what the f*** is he going to do we just going to have to rest in a few years time f****** lobotomizer waiting to happen depressing as f*** member Romeo and Juliet maybe that's what f****** him up.

The Leo dates younger women joke has been around for years

@@ciaranwalsh96 ok.

Frank ?

@@Mangraper frank IE blunt to the point... its a play on words.. please tell me english isnt your first language..

creedence is crap, and the people who served rarely listened to it.. everyone thinks its Vietnam war music because of movies.. 3 of my family served in Vietnam if want to know how i know..

@@ripvanwinkle2002cool story. If you think creedance is crap you probably vote left

@@Tomekkplk LMMFAO john fogarty is so far left i can look to the right and see him coming round the world.. FORTUNATE SON IS A DRAFT DODGING ANTI WAR SONG LMMFAO you Neorednecks dont know shit from just the 1960s.. the rest of your own history you dont know must be staggering

Get a job!

@@schofield4836dumbass

We're not on reddit man

@@mimicka9034 lmao

Blindly... I hope you aren't old enough to vote politically

upboat UPDOOT. THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!

here, have an award

I can’t wait for Series 3!! 🙏🎉🎉

Princess Ann had one of those, you know

@@nmgfan8090 Yes , and a number of years before me

Have you ever seen Paul McCartney interviewed? It's like watching paint dry, he's hands down the most boring man alive.

yea why not? clown hasnt been relevant in nearly 50 years

McCartney writes the slowest most tedious dirges. Lennon was no better. Even his signature “Give leave a chance” is a trudge. The latest, using a recently found demo tape proves the point - slow, turgid, boring. They didn’t speed it up because 30 seconds needs to many repeats.

Sting was only good when he was in The Police

COULDN'T CARE LESS, how can you not know the expression? Think about it and Jeremy REALLY does care about people who say ' could care less ' as it makes no sense whatsoever, he blames the Americans for starting it and a bunch of idiots for blindly following on without using their brains. Just think about it,couldn't care about something means you don't care,not i could care about that

@@davidmellish3295 wow

@@rustybearden1800 wow ? It's one of Clarkson's pet hates,people saying ' could care less ' instead of the correct 'i couldn't care less '

@@davidmellish3295 wow

Paul McCartney is laughing, Miranda Hart looks disapproving

Clarkson looks the same age as McCartney

SIR PAUL FUCKING MCCARTNEY bitches !!🤘🤘🤘

im sorry 😮‍💨 movies told everyone that was great Vietnam war music, and it isnt, and it wasnt played by the people who served very often.. its TV and movies that make everyone think its great music from the war.. it just isnt.. but you can like what you want be free!

It would be weird if you DIDN’T know CCR…

Or a bigger gun.?

Or basic skills, like repairing a fence before you put sheep in it. The man is an idiot.

one of them is a creepy stalker and the other is Jeremy Clarkson

He's very prominently pro euro

Well, he is an intelligent man.

He's not a remainer, he has made that very clear, he is making a tongue in cheek joke about Brexiteers not liking Europe because he does like it. You can like Europe and still believe in national sovereignty.

@@ejl1000 intelligent people don't wish their nations to be subordinated as vassal states to an unaccountable supranational beuarocracy of mangerial midwits. Jeremy is a Brexiteer, he was just making a joke.

he just thinks he will lose cheap access to the continent.. dont let him fool you..

Not a babe

How to say 'im american' without saying it

why? if hes happy with them what say do you have in it?

You obviously are oblivious to Jeremy's outlook on life - he doesn't really care about his appearance, which is refreshing in modern media/entertainment. He not a total schlub but appearance is not his main concern.

Only an american would have his perfectly normal teeth removed in favour of some obnoxiously white fake teeth.

Yes let’s all be perfect and boring. What a boring world that would be. Lighten up.

Because then the native assholes make fun of the “incorrect” pronunciation. Why bother trying to please them when they cannot be pleased.

But mainly about s e x and always funny

*Ferraris owners club member displaying his disability in a public comment section colourised*

@@buzzytrombone4353 true though😂😂

@@gordonremsey8055 My comment or theirs?

True, but two different category. Fifth gear for geek's, top gear for comedy. Personally fifth gear bores me to deat. They just showing obvious stuff. Top gear it's about entertainment , but everyone has a different taste

@@robertsas9001 Cool way of looking at it lad

So what he can say and think whatever he wants

@@mindedchaos Yes! White people are crazy, lol

@@mindedchaos and the OP is IGNORING the fact all these "horrible" statements were made in front of a camera where it can be replayed on a loop infinitely more damning as such then " saying it to they face" you have 200 million viewers world wide youve pretty much said it to everyones face..

It's also crazy how nice he is to those people in person

PC wonk obviously