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And as foreman days he'll go so taub and kurtner doing steel any underwear! 😂

It's all because SHE feels guilty not because she wants to do the right thing or do the best thing for the patient

She said "calm down" yo that's a big help now he's gonna calm down for sure👍

​@@thunderlighting2006 I think it's neither of those. She cares only about appearing ethical to others. She's happy to inflict harm on patients as long as doing so makes her look ethical to others. I think that's built into her character as written, because she does it so often: loudly proclaiming her moralistic positions while acting immoraly herself - like persuading Chase into s*x, instead of monitoring the patient, giving her patient a mickey so he falls apart after discharge etc. Great scriptwriters! They understand the problem with moralistic people is that they never question their own judgments or ethics.

​@@heidikickhouse-ehm I don't think so, some moralistic people constantly question their ethics, some do not, it's not black or white. It's not a well written character, it's oversimplified and unidimensional, kind of like how "immoral" people want to think "moralistic" people are...

She actually did have a reason if you listen to her. She said the shock from waking up outside of his home during the post-op is gonna lead to complications in recovery. Now, you can argue that for her that was a rationalization but it still is a legitimate medical reason

It’s house

Seriously, whoever you are, we can't thank you enough. You're an absolute hero.

21:52 punchline to the "have you seen my balls" exchange clipped. inexcusable.

I like to watch.

Whoever it is, they are a god among men

Well most times it doesn't xD

"You're Dr. House? I assume my name come out last night in form of a moan" And "You're just upset, because the whole time she was with you she was thinking about my huge, throbbing... diagnostic skills" Having a field day is a understatement... haha

I like to watch to💀💀🤣🤣

​@@SaraMorgan-ym6ueWe should start a club

"Huge, throbbing diagnostic skills" is what he actually said.

I like to watch💀

​@@SaraMorgan-ym6ueNAHHH that profile pic is beyond foul😭

@@Soul_Alpha why what's wrong with a pic of drinking gasoline from a gas pump it's yummy💀💀

4:40 😂😂😂😂

I swear I can't believe Hugh Laurie doesn't have an American accent

I heard about the illness as well as the drug treatment. Is the high carb thing for real or was it because it shocked her system to not have it?

@@starcrafter13terran It's a real treatment (although not in cake form, more in glucose-rich IV form), but some quick research shows that it's a smaller part of a larger treatment plan involving a lot of things like eliminating other medications that might trigger attacks and injecting more important medications like hematin.

Would be millions! You can imagine how many people actually die because the insurances don't cover and they don't have the $$$. This would make a nice episode.

To quote House: *"OH. MY. GOD."*

I was excited to read this until I rewatched the scene. He didn't say it like that (referencing "the cake is a lie"). She asked if the cake was a joke and then he said: "it's not a joke, not a lie, not an attempt to defraud in any way. It's an actual licensed physician with an actual diagnosis." It was unintentional. But nice coincidence.

I think he was surprised and frustrated because House wasn't arguing with Cuddy over that case. Later she was jealous when she find the truth about what happen recently with House and Cuddy :)

@@yisus1434 She wasn't jealous when she found out about House and Cuddy; in fact, she's the one who encouraged Cuddy to invite House to Rachel's naming ceremony later that same season.

it pisses me off despite being a scripted sequence

She was annoying

Always annoying.

Can comfirm. I only went in the ambulance for a car crash when I wouldn't have to pay for it

​@@PoipoleBoi "can confirm statistical fact, it happened to me"

@@derrickstorm6976 ?

That’s why he said treatment, not cure. 😢

Basically anything that is bad and involve the DNA will get you killed.

Best part of me being unemployed in 2011 was spending Wednesdays binging House.

My husband one year for Christmas got me the complete series of house on DVD!

4:35- the writers on this show were fantastic! House mentioning his huge diagnostic skills here is pure GOLD!!

​@@hollyb6885That was a brilliant word swap I must admit! 😆😆😆😆

Yep, life of Brian 'Burn the witch'.

​@@unclegreybeard3969 *Holy Grail

Men feels good?

You think? Be a 5 minute very boring fuckin show otherwise wouldn't it? 😂😂😂😂

The patient made exercise videos but she previously took a shortcut by having gastric bypass surgery. She was just having a nightmare where her obese clients were attacking her.

hallucination actually

Hospitals are some of the most filthy places in the world, an old shack in the woods can be safer.

​@paulofelipebbraga9634 what an idiotic take. Maybe the patients sick room isn't sterile, but treatment is always supposed to be done with lots of sanitary preparations

It’s in the script…lol

That's probably why doctors fail to save so many people.

They did when a friend of mine got anthrax from doing taxidermy. But it wasn't the doctors treating him in the hospital and the police escorted them. But of course that's not your usual medical problem lol.

​@@biancasview1980thanks ❤

Clearly you aren't Dr House then

I thought she was pretty cute

"maybe there is a god!"

Took me a while as well

Are you serious? 13 is gorgeous, Cameron is mid.

What???? 😮😮😮😮😮😮

Pretty sure proper medical care has a bigger deal to do with healing and kindness.

So close, 101

I got a stroke reading this.

Skip what one ?

What country?

Im living in Serbia@@thomasbullins

@@OnlineStarRR it ain't in the states Might have to get Nord VPN

She has always been like that. Somewhat.

As a bisexual woman, it doesn't tend to "add much" to the plotline of my life...I just...am bisexual and I have hook ups/relationships/situations with people of all genders - just as 13 does in the show so....what's your point exactly?

It doesn't have to. It's more realistic (and less pandering) for a character to just happen to be LGBTQ without it being a major plot line in the show that character appears in.

Irritating

@@flickcentergaming680when someone’s sexuality is vital to the plot, it comes across as more forced. The fewer times the writers say “how do we get from a to b… I know, let’s make her bisexual” the more organic it becomes

ofc not, it just adds diversity to the show and an interesting detail to her character. also another thing house can mock her for

None of the voices are altered, that's how women sound like

Don't watch them.

Daddy chill

@@johndoe70770 -Stop masturbating to TV shows...get a real girl.

I actually find it amusing. It's not like they're forcing her sexuality down your throat like most PR shows tend to do to make sure to transmit it has something to do with her character development. Just a "quirk", nothing else.

Yea, women liking women, super lame bro.

@@niceboi6364 -No it was lame...very lame..there was nothing to give you any indication she was "bisexual"..Foreman just came out and said it. It was for ratings/titillation of a crowd of hoi-polloi simps and white knight losers not among the core audience of this show.