This isn't just a prank, no. This goes beyond throwing bowling balls on my car. This took planning, coordination, I mean how many weeks? Or was it months? It couldn't have been easy. So tell me: why? Why go through this elaborate plot just to... burn me to the ground? Yeah, sure. The Sandpiper settlement? HHM's share will be substantial, absolutely, even though I humiliated myself. And my clients and peers will whisper that Howard Hamlin's a drug addict. You're right. I've worked my way through worse. Debt. Depression. My marriage falling apart. Oh, yeah. I've been sleeping in the guest house for the better part of a year. Just one more thing good old Howard has to work through. But yes, I will land on my feet. I will be okay. But you? Far from it. You two. You two are soulless.
This isn't just a prank, no. This goes beyond throwing bowling balls on my car. This took planning, coordination, I mean how many weeks? Or was it months? It couldn't have been easy. So tell me: why? Why go through this elaborate plot just to... burn me to the ground? Yeah, sure. The Sandpiper settlement? HHM's share will be substantial, absolutely, even though I humiliated myself. And my clients and peers will whisper that Howard Hamlin's a drug addict. You're right. I've worked my way through worse. Debt. Depression. My marriage falling apart. Oh, yeah. I've been sleeping in the guest house for the better part of a year. Just one more thing good old Howard has to work through. But yes, I will land on my feet. I will be okay. But you? Far from it. You two. You two are soulless.
If he's not wearing anything, Howard's much less likely to take a closer look and realize that it's jimmy, if you see someone in the locker room like that, you don't look for very long.
