Big Iron but its been translated multiple times 

I’m not entirely sure if that‘s how I remember it happening.

"Strange thighs have large iron between them" I did not need to hear that...

"If you are talking loud at others, you have nothing to say" I felt that.

" _ass_ " - Texas ranger , 1847

im not sure what the fuck happened but i think Texas Red survived this one

"Live here illegally or die"

“21 year old guy becomes a forester with a big iron thigh”

The story of Texas Red, the Red Queen of Texas, who shot any man who tried to force her into marriage. What a strong independent woman. ass

Idk how it managed to transform "hip" into "ass", but it just made my day ngl)))

"Today we are still talking about ranger skills" "live here illiegally or die" "the ranger tries to add iron to his thigh" "yes" "ass", and other famous quotes from this amazing song.

"Today we are still talking about Ranger skills" D&D moment

it sounds like the singer forgot the words and the backups are trying desperately to help him

This is honestly the best fucked up big iron i've heard

"Despite being 24 years old, he's still brutally murdered. His weapons are 19 years old (19)." So deep..

Love that the translator even translated the distance from feet to meters xD

When the ranger tries to add iron to his thigh.

2:08 “21 year old guy becomes a forester with a big iron thigh, ass”

"He whispered "This is a curse." He is running" Ranger becomes self aware and notices something's wrong

I love how "men who tried before" became "entrepreneurs" xD

I swear Google Translate is getting better, because even if it was wrong, I still understood how it got to where it got to.

that random 'hats' after big iron on his hip

cholera is back in town

I like that Texas Red went from an independent woman who don't need no man, to a man who "brutally murdered his weapons" in 5 seconds flat

2:36 - And yet, it still managed a decent rhyme.

"Like a ranger in Arizona time in the city is not too long" Damn that makes you think

I used to remember my grandma singing this song to me before falling asleep. Will never forget her soft voice. RIP grandma. ass

"Strange thighs have large iron between them." - Yoda

I don't know how this turned into a story of a thicc-thighed ranger trying to marry an woman named Texas Red, but I'm here for it

He whispered, "This is a curse." He is running.

"Everyone knew this beautiful ranch was in danger of death" - Me literally any time I have a salad Edit: big iron on his hi- ass

This isn’t big iron, this is significant aluminium

"Strange thighs have large iron between them" I'm lucky I'd finished taking a drink a couple seconds before this part cause I'd have spit it everywhere LMAO

Between them 20 meters. When they stopped playing. Today we are still talking about Ranger skills

"Just before the story was moved to Texes Red, but bandits are not worried entrepreneurs are dead." Google spitting straight bars

"live here illegaly or die" I'm dead bro

I near pooped my pants when I heard "with big iron on his hip" lmao!

"This is a curse" I feel you ai bro

"Like a ranger in Arizona, time in the city is not too long." - Socrates

The original chorus playing in the background only makes it funnier honestly.

How poetic "people are looking out the window everyone held their *breath* they knew this ranch was in danger of *death*

“Thighs have big irons between them” made me burst out laughing

"when the ranger trys to add Iron to his thigh"

Ima watch out next time I try to marry Texas red

"21 year old guy becomes a forister with a big iron thigh"

"Many men tried to marry her, many men died" You'd think that people would eventually get the hint that she's not interested, but here we are.

"when the ranger tries to add iron to his thigh" BRUH, this is a pearl dude

not entirely sure how it got ass 5 different times, but it made it so much better.

"entrepreneurs are dead" wise words

0:27 / 0:28 that short break before ".... *ass.* " sides were cramping just from the shock_laughter

"Today we are still talking about ranger skills" 🗣🗣🔥

*strange size has larg iron between them* he whisperd *this is a curse* dam large iron cultists putting curses on people

I want this on vinyl to fit in one of the original sleeves randomly, then to release it back into the wild. Edit: apparently it's enough of a mental hazard to affect my sentence building. What.

Twenty one year old guy becomes a forester with a big iron thigh.... *ASS*

im fucking crying

"21 year old guy becomes a forester with a big iron thigh" xD hahaha im dying!

"But the bandits are not worried entrepreneurs are dead"

im absolutely DIEING oh my god

“Today we are still talking about Ranger skills.” I mean, yeah, basically-

“He whispered this is a curse HE STARTED RUNNING “

This is underrated

“Ass” 10/10 writing

"strange thighs have large iron between them" 💀💀

"Despite being 24, you rudely murdered"

"strange thighs have large iron between them" 😂😂😂

“danger of death.”

This by far is the best one...

Colossal ferrous metal between thighs

NOT THE ENTRUPUNERES

Thought I might try this myself, this is what I got. One fine day a stranger arrived in the town of Agua Fria He hardly spoke to the people around him, he didn't have much to say No one dared ask him about his business, no one dared interfere The stranger who was among them had a large iron by his side Large iron on the side It was morning when he entered the city He came from the south side and looked around slowly "He's a bandit on the loose and on the run," he whispered from both mouths And he came to do business with this big iron at his side Large iron on the side In this town lived a bandit called Texas Red Many men tried to capture him and many of them died He was cruel and deadly, even though he was 24 years old And the bars on the remote were number one and then number 19 One and 19 more Now the stranger began to speak and made it clear to the people of the area He was a rancher from Arizona and wouldn't be in town long He came here to take the bandit alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter that he was chasing Texas Red To Texas Red Shortly thereafter, the entire story was sent to Texas Red But the shooter didn't care that the men who had tried before were dead 20 men tried to catch him, 20 men slipped 21 would be a guard with a large iron on its side Large iron on the side The morning passed so quickly that it was meeting time It was 8 p.m. when they went to the streets People were watching from the windows, everyone was holding their breath They knew that this handsome hunter was in danger of dying One step away from his death When they stopped playing, they were 40 feet away Today we still talk about the speed of the hunter Texas Red could not clear the skin before the bullet penetrated completely And the keeper's aim was deadly, And a great iron by his side Large iron on the side After a while everything was over and people were gathering The body of the bandit lay on the ground in front of them Oh, he could have lived on, but he made a terrible mistake As he tries to outrun the defense with the big iron on his thigh Large iron on the side Big iron, big iron As he tries to outrun the defense with the big iron on his thigh Large iron on the side

RIP Entrepreneurs

This should have been a Leonard Cohen song.

Big Iron on the Hips.

Best one. Definitely.

"Despite being 24 years old, he was still brutally murdered"

Hmm yes this is a big iron experience momentum 100

Big iron on the hips

How the hell twenty past eleven turned to 12:15?

“And here he works with large ironing slots on his hips.”

It's like listening to a William Shatner "song"

"Strange thighs have large arm between them" ayo

HIS WEAPONSA RE 19 YEARS OLD

first 30 seconds and im rolling on the ground laughing

I am dead

I was gonna do this but it seems you already made it

"Strange thighs have big iron between them." 🤣

" A S S ."

Sweet lord

Awesome

0:24 hey hey hey hey

Texas red the man who’s all brains

Other people: Very funny. People who use captions: A**. Very funny.

want it even more translated? i'm going to assume you said yes. here we go. (if you are sensitive to nonsense, do not click 'see more'.) One day, the client brings Agua Frein to the next town. If you talk loudly to other people, you have nothing to say. No one is afraid to ask, no one can slip up There is a large piece of metal in the middle of the particular thigh. donkey They reached the city early in the morning He came from the south and looked around "Oh, he's running," he said. "He's working here with a big iron on his hip," he said. "Big iron on the torch." The city is known as the Texas Red Prohibition. Many men tried to marry her, and many died Twenty-four years old, still being brutalized. The weapon is 19 years old 19. 19 Accordingly Strangers are now talking to each other As an Arizona police officer, you don't have much time in town. Live or die illegally here He says it doesn't matter if Texas Red gets it Red Queen of Texas Before the story moves on to Texas Red But the bullies don't care, the buyers are dead Twenty wanted to marry her, but twenty could not. The 21-year-old has turned into a forest with her big iron thighs donkey The morning passed quickly and it was time to meet Walk down the street at 12:15 p.m. People look out the window. Everyone held their breath. They knew that this beautiful animal was in mortal danger Meet his death Twenty meters between them When they stop playing We are still talking about technical skills. The Texas Red did not clear the breaking ball properly Rangers are dangerous targets, with large metal bars on their hips donkey Everything is so good, all together Before following the order Oh he can live but it was a shock when a policeman tried to force his hips with an iron donkey Large large steel when a policeman tried to force his hips with an iron donkey

20 men tried to marry her and 20 men fail. Talk about hard to get.

His weapons are nineteen years old. Nineteen!

Something's wrong i can fell it

If Mark Knopfler sang the song

Interesting new stort

"ASS"

im scared

Large Fe