Bill Burr - FMTV | Bill & Nia: Attacked in Times Square 

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She has an Opie-level skill set of derailing more talented people's great stories with a bunch of nonsense.

@@och70 lol great analogy actually

She was annoying the first few times. I'm glad they decided to shelf Angry SJW Nia.

Sounds like something Theo Von would say.

Sounds like something Wolfgang would say.

Keyboard warriors on here give her shit but she is funny as fuck and I love how these two rip each other 👍

Not so funny, maybe a straight man to Bill, much preferred the unmarried Bill who used to slam women and marriage.

@@Nedula007 yeah no. Enough with that catchphrase

@@ppumpkin3282 commedians are often at their funniest when their personal lives are more hectic

@@TK-ev yeah? No? Make up your mind 😃

she started describing the Christmas M&M commercial...and it started playing in sync with her revision. i could picture the whole thing lol

@@killwalker thats exactly what just happened to me 😂😂

Does the m&m ad really subtly imply Santa Claus not being real on something mostly geared towards children? It wouldn't surprise me if it does.

Lmao t

She did do that

Do you?

@@peterpratsch7223 Boo

They’re made for each other.

they remind me of George Costanzas parents!!!

Yeah im sad now and happy for him 😂

Like me, 'Ol Billy booze-nutz is really easily sidetracked. 😑

@@AngryTurds well that makes you and bill practically twins Way to make it about yourself douche

@@ojpistorius6369 you okay hun

@@Drenwickification ya im good how are you babe

@@ojpistorius6369 not too bad thanks You just seemed very angry that day. Glad things are better now :)

Niaaaaa, come out N playyyyyyy lol

If he was in it, it might have been watchable

Crybaby Pepper taster yea that movie is the worst .. Anytime I hear someone say thats a good move i want to slap them

He's a tossa

@@dayra6425 It's stupid, but it's still fun to watch.

Good one 😀😃😄

Hwat

lmao

Jo Mama my girl and I are grave robbers. I found that offensive

Clearly a childhood skill.

no seriously 😂 shit killed me

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@@goddamncynicw5906 τεράστιος ο Βασίλης ο Μπερ

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I can't get enough of this poetry

absolutely she definitely knows how to get him going which is likely why he married her. great couple

Lolol gold

Yup!

For hundred of millions of years Aposematism been a thing, it's built into our DNA to detect it, it's unaturall to not react on it, those persons who signals it actually gives out signals for free that we shall avoid to have anything to do with them.

Lol your all a bunch of stick in the muds. Dye you hair and have fun. Jesus🤣

Izzi Ziggy What you say used to be correct but SJW’s and 3rd wave feminist have ruined that for the masses.

@@Pheyora Once upon a time it was as you say, an individual who wanted to brighten up the day at a moment of having fun, but today you can listen to these people they themselfs say "everything is politic" for them it is a political statement nowadays not a thing for fun, they do what they themself call "cultural appropiation act" and takes anything to claims it's represent their point of political view, back a little back in history and you will find that as an example the rainbow and the rainbows colors had no political ideological ideas attached to it..etc, so what once was an act of a playful thing to do for fun have become a political symbol in the same way once national socialist in germany claimed a symbol that been along för thousands of years and meant things like a good luck symbol as amulet or talisman to bring luck to the person who carried it, it also in some cultures meant a streength bond between people, but it didn't take many years for the national socialists to forever destroying what that symbol meant for people, sadly things like the rainbow symbolism or coloring the hair in bright strong manmade colours have also lost its earlier use and meaning and have becomed a political symbol.

That's how people should be

Would be perfect

This needs to happen!!!!

@@steveotatooed i realized that it was michael douglas now. I'll show myself out

@@kirkvanek1368 😁

Of course it would be a comedy

Giraffe bears shitting

Preach, brother

Here here 👏

Not bill. Bill is only on spotify

I didnt know that they did M&M's in GIIIIINGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha didn't realize it till u pointed it out

Andrew S I was Thinking it was a lame thumbnail until you pointed all that out to me. You’re right it’s genius.

Is he a genius or are you slow as fck? Hmmmmmmmm?

Why did they give Nia white appendages?

You are a good person 👍

Thank you.

Why would you want to skip on bill burr That got to be the dumbest thing to do

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@Jstain - The irony here is that Bill would be the 1st to admit that *nobody* wants to listen to a married couple bicker-in-circles.

@Golden KnightI'm gonna go out on a limb here and say you're not a fan ...?

@Golden Knight who asked you to give an example of insufferable? NOBODY...that's who. It was a good one but completely superfluous...

Disagree

Lol they will never admit it. Never

@At the Feet of Jesus LOL

Never vote republican !

@@orbiebibbee977 its Mueller time!

I remember it.

Gross

Nia sucks

I'm fairly sure she treats him well u guys are beta males that have never had a gf

@@BurningUp99 It has nothing to do with whether she treats him well, her opinions and politics are just emotion based, therefore she sucks. Also how would you know she's a good person? You don't live with them lol.

I like her but he's funnier when she's not there

She's the daughter of a great comedian, so it's probably in her genes.

Dennis Achterberg who is her father?

@Voidaken I'm sorry but did you not hear the words "like a God church"?

Jstain yeah the orange man is bad and Giuliani is obviously suffering from dementia

@Jstain in the York for 35 years and knew all about trump. Unfortunately outside the city no one else did. I have no problem with being tough on crime. It's when the people that are tough on crime are criminals themselves.

@@kicknadeadcat Bahahahahahahahahahahaha, next

@J isn't he though?

And bill is right too as he was there before the 2000s do try and keep up

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Not when one is your WIFE

@@HittokiriBatosai The reason I think Bill shouldn't have intervened immediately, is because Nia said she could take her. It was unprovoked, so she deserved some payback. At least one sock to the mouth, or a hard slap. Then Bill could stop it from escalating further. I wouldn't deny someone their just revenge. Now, if it was a man or large woman, then yes Bill would have to destroy them.

She's pregnant

Then?

That was his worst Ol Freckles interview out there I think. Literally no chemistry between them and the crowd sucked. Colbert tried to Conan him for a second but you could tell Colbert probably didn't like him.

@@barberitis Oh lol I *completely* agree! 😃 I felt everyone was on edge during the Colbert interview.

@@hassanbeydoun2460 yeah, it was really weird. Hahaha

@@hassanbeydoun2460 what struck me as odd too was that was like the most appreciative goodbye response I've ever hear Bill give at the end of the segment. He said something like, "Thank you...I really enjoyed being here" which to me read, "thanks for nothing dick..you and your audience suck and I'll never see you again willingly" lol Now I kind of wish he said that.

@@barberitis Exactly lol Bill knows how to assert/express himself properly in specific situations. For the Colbert interview for example, families group together on a couch and watch that show, so if Bill said "fuck ya' self" it would have come off as awkward. He still got the message across though when he said "thank you for your time", as many fans of his went to the comments section to write about how (1) his style of comedy didn't fit Colbert's political comedy show and (2) how different Bill was compared to being on Conan😃 Speaking of which, after this Coronavirus is over and we can all stop social distancing, Bill Burr should go on Conan and rant about that and other things😆

Looked fake to me lol

shawn mcclanahan it wasn’t fake. he talked about how he had to ask like three times to make sure it was okay to shave it

They both sound like their complaining but he complains about things and she complains about him. oh and he is funny.

You didn't stop listening though.

She's insufferable

They are so obsessed with Bill Burr. Grown ass men got mad when he found love smh.

Its a bunch of beer bellied divorced, never married, unhappily married bar loudmouths that think he's their representative. He is on a whole different level. He can just blend in that crowd.

@@htxflow Nobody is angry that Bill found love, alright? We just don't want her on the podcasts.

This was her story. Bill needs her on occasion, and he decides not you.

@marsjacobvolta I am quotable. The guy above you is make believe tough, which isn't tough.

Makes sense. He was on the first season of Dave’s show too.

Yeah there was a Chappelle Show tour I don't know who all was there but I know there was Bill Dave whatever Ashy Larry real name and I think Eddie Murphy's brother yeah definitely Eddie Murphy's brother was there old Billy red nuts was the token

@@ojpistorius6369 I'm Rich, Bitch tour

@@HittokiriBatosai yep thats it

A dam holds water

@Georgia 1977 lol that hur. Hur. Hur. Hurr.

Onions worn on belts. Broiled sweets.

He's always had that laugh

True that... however, I came across time square at 3:30 in the morning on a weekday visiting New York and it was unreal. No one was there and being one of the few people with all those lights and videos still on was pretty cool.

Haha often when I go back I go. I visited NY with another former NYer and he was bitching the whole time about going there and how ridiculous it was that I wanted to go. I totally agree with the criticism, but I still find it a fascinating place. Kinda like watching popular music videos. On a level it's completely disposable, but it also feels like the most complete manifestation of a certain aspect of our culture.

He wants a plushie

Rats are jumping ship. They voted for this, they should have to live it. Instead they wanna go to nice places and destroy it with their same crappy voting habits.

@@badpop987 Exactly, all the idiots who voted for those policies will just move and start all over again till all of the US is a giant suckfest for everyone under the guise of equality..

Everyone is leaving Portland Oregon and has been for the last 15 years. It’s different now. A lot of people have left who were originally from there. I started 5 little businesses there over the past 10 years and feel like the precursor to the gentrification. Anyway, I live across the bridge in Vancouver now and where I grew up and my dad sold our 4 acres - it’s filled with shit fucking houses that are now worth 500,000.00. It sucks. I feel like everywhere I go all the cool shit I loved has been torn down or bought out and made into some Uber hipster bullshit. Oh well, progress. Hooray.

Rats, the ones with tails or the human ones?

It was always full of rats

She was covered though because Billy knows Bird law anyways.

yeah, I hit back when this stuff happens. Much more mature...

These people don't even know who you are

Beyond annoying. This is gonna end in a ball of flames. But at least it'll be his best comedy bits ever. An even angrier Burr...

thats racist

Giuliani needs to come back for another term or two...

I lived there in the 80s. I think New Yorkers confuse 'if at first you don't succeed, try try again' with 'repeating a behavior, expecting different results'. Their intentions were good,, we think they're nuts, but the reality is they just didn't want to put any effort into choosing politicians wisely. Cuz who's got time for that?

Ya they won’t

LMAO - yeah they will lol. I cant wait to see it hahahaha

the fact that you think a repub can fix them youre delusional

Yeah seems like there had to be a reason in my experience people always have a reason

It's new york. It's literally filled with psychos.

People in NY will try to fight you for making eye contact and smiling. No bullshit.

Mr. House yeah but they really don’t last long out there if what she did was true, and it may not have been right but there was probably some provocation either joe or bill had a bit on that

I was thinking maybe she mistaken Nia for someone else because she said "that's why your mother's dead." Of course it could be a random insult, but given the nature of the attack and insults sounds like a crazy person who thinks you're someone else entirely.

Vocal fry in ever word

@@Government_Username What is vocal fry ?

@@michaelanzelino5068 you're already on youtube... just type vocal fry in the search bar homie

@@mankypancakes I had no idea about Vocal fry. I didn't realize that it was a real thing. Good looking out, Homie.

It is right now

Yep. The Disneyfication of Times Square really got rolling around 2000 or so. Maybe a couple of years earlier even.

LMAO!

SirParcifal it may be because everything feels plastic now. Lots of real women out there right now wondering wtf is going on. It makes a lot of us pine for the old days 😆

I don’t know why my phone wrote sirparcival or whatever it said lol

Yes, but that recent London show he did, he was pretty brutal, in old form.

It wasn’t from marrying her, it was from his mainstream success. I don’t think he wants to lose F is for Family.

I think age played a bigger factor

They've been together for like 17 years, stop blaming their relationship if he says things you don't agree with.

Ya hear this, Billie Boy? They say you've lost your edge ...

Sounds like fun, dude. :)