Came across a short where he was talking about SA and _boy_ was the comment section triggered. He straight turned a bunch of leftoids with zero sense of humor into whiney, achey, sand filled vaginas. Was funny af
Yeah, I love him. I love how he calls out people on their double standards too. He’ll talk about how people laugh until he talks about the thing they’re sensitive about them all the sudden they think he shouldn’t be joking about that subject.
I was a stay at home dad for five years. I had a night job from 9pm-1am during that time Up at seven every day cleaned the house., Did the laundry, prepared the evening meal and looked after our daughter. Finished all the house work by 10am,, rest of the day was play time with our daughter. Best job I ever had.
@@paulmyfinger8272 I mean lets be real aswell its not like you clean every single day, if you are a whacko maybe once a week if you are a bit more normal between 2-4 weeks between cleaning.
@@mortenlarsen7220 its the mental exhaustion that gets to you not the physical. Everyone with a baby would agree that at least twice a day they get the urge to just silence little motherfuckers but you can't
@@mortenlarsen7220 Yeah run around, pick up, put away, vacuum. I was actually bored my the time our daughter was two, got offered a set morning courier run around office's where my wife worked when the courier driver was off. Daughter in the car. Finished lunch time. Still did the night job to! Still the best time with our daughter.
Bill is only offensive if you're too sensitive. He point's out truths in an amusing way and that's all he does. I know I missed the window, but have a good week anyway, Miss Diane.
When COVID hit. My job, building houses got put on hold, and my wife's job at the pharmacy was considered essential. So I became a full time stay at Dad. Being a parent is like... legiterally the greatest, easiest job of all time. Fucking ruled. And I was a damn fun Dad.
Yesssssssss it is , I looked after my kids all day while my wife was at work and she looked after them when I was at work at night , is the easiest thing to do , not even a JOB
@@lone_wolf1869 she started at 7,30 am and finished at 3 pm I start at 4 pm finishing at 11,30 pm in my way to work we meet halfway we say hello she went home and I went to work
It's full time stay at home dad, you can't spell literally, and you sound more like some street punk. If your kids are under 18, maybe you should consider giving them up for adoption, because NEITHER OF YOU act like parents.
@@simontide6780 I hear you, my dood. My best boy just recently died. He was a dane/mastiff, 150 pounds of muscle and mass. One of the sweetest and most loving dogs I've ever met, but he knew how strong he was and he was ballsy. I had to remind him of what was what more than a few times throughout his years. Hell, day 1 I had to take him to the ground and bite his ear until he submitted.
@@iwi2042 I had to catch covid and not be able to stand taking a single hit for 3 weeks to be able to quit. like I couldn't even breathe hard enough to pull in through a cigarette without coughing
@@kingmasterlord Shit, smoking got me through Covid! lol I did smoke a pipe for a while which got me off of cigarettes. But, yeah, I'll go a whole day without smoking, then I'll be on my way to work and inexplicably think to myself "I should buy a pack. No, I NEED to buy a pack."
I am a PARENT a Father off 3 kids ( now young adults ). I RAISED my kids while my X wife was out Running around for years. I did the laundry I did most of the cooking and I did ALL of the grocery shopping - When they were little I gave them their baths and I stayed up with them all night when they were sick or just crying and I worked a full time Job as a Police Officer. My KIDS WERE ***ARE *** AWESOME and they were never a problem so YES being a parent can be difficult but not near as difficult as my job was.
Wow, that sounds like my experience, only the kids weren't even mine. I too was a Police Officer. I even assisted with her finding employment with the department. Only I was traded in on a younger model. Didn't care much for her after that, but I never saw the kids again. Life's tough, but within 6 months I was a card carrying member of the MGTOW movement and I realised being shown the door was the best thing that could have happened .
To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I’m just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.” - Bill Burr .. a comedic genius!!
Im a mother and I laughed so hard I cried. He was on point about the whole thing🤣🤣I will be happy the rest of my life NOT having to watch Power Rangers 😝
So many comedians ,Bill Burr is hard reality. He pulls no punches, my favorite was when he was called racist. The critic did not know Bill is married to a women of colour . Bill's rebuttal was absolutely fantastic. ✌🖖😎🇨🇦
@@keriezy Exactly. It doesn't guarantee a thing. I'm adopted and member of a interracial family and certain grandparents were kinda bigoted against another race of folks.
@@bensweiss I think the word racist is a bit of a blunt object, metaphorically speaking. It carries a connotation of extremism that belies the reality of a wide spectrum of severity. We're all racist - including the most 'woke' civil rights activists. There are racists who think people of a certain race are inferior without hating them and without wanting to deprive them of rights. Should such persons be viewed with the same disdain as militant KKK members and segregationists? I think not. But labelling them as racist kinda does that. It's not that they're not racist. It's just that the word has so many connotations that don't apply to them. We need more words.
I love how Diane inadvertently insulted 80% of parents by saying “parenting is a hard job WHEN DONE RIGHT” then again “I’m sure it is exhausting WHEN DONE RIGHT” I’m 💀 like she deadass insulted like 80% of parents in one foul swoop and I’m here for it
What's funnier to think about is how 3/4 of those bad parents could not be convinced otherwise that they are bad. In contrast, the rest couldn't care that they are.
It's not hard even if it's done right whatever that means, raising a child to be respectful of others and is responsible , yeah it's no hard, I turned out pretty good, I could tell it wasn't the "best" Very fussy parenting, you just gotta teach em manner, sometimes whoop their ass if they go out of line, make them understand the importance of education, make em learn skills and responsibility
In all honesty, and this isn't from a parent, but as far as I'm concerned and have observed from the multitude of different families you see in your life. All the best families that are doing it right, are the ones who are less stressed
The dog part is so true, I had a Rottie I taught to walk beside my wheelchair, I could walk that dog at 3am in the worst part of the city and nobody came within 10 feet of me without asking first.
i love bill burr, hes pretty self aware of when hes being "insensitive" its not coming from that angle hes just genuinely joking around and asking silly questions. He even conceded parenting is difficult but "most" difficult is what he was contending with.
Being a parent is not the hardest job in the world. I was a single parent of twins. I was the full charge parent through middle school, high school, college, peace corps, and now graduate school. I worked a full time job in healthcare management, paid for everything, had a great time being a parent, never complained once about parenting. I had no help, did all the cooking and cleaning too. I didn't consider my work that difficult either. I didn't do manual labor, I worked in an office.
single parents like to play the victim but in truth, they invariably cause the problems themselves by making bad choices and then compounding them. I was raised by a single mother for a couple years until she could find a husband she could walk on. The truth is that she was selfish and had to be the center of the whole world. My father drank because he had to live with her for 15 years.
Something tells me you are just glossing over the hard parts. Just because you find a job fulfilling doesn’t mean it wasn’t or isn’t hard. Also the hardest most difficult times are starting from late term pregnancy to caring for toddlers anyways.
It's called Victimhood. And they use it to feel entitled to being treated with special privilege, while telling everyone else to check their own. We live in the Special Snowflake Politically Correct Era now, and it'll be the fall of society.
I'm Swedish, and my English from 4th to 9th grade was Irish. It feels good to hear not just "Arse" again, but also to hear that Irish slant on the A. Fills me with nostalgia.
The thing about Bill Burr is that he puts his toe over the line but then he justifies why he's doing it. It is pretty easy to get on board with most of his jokes.
No he doesn't, the guy gets offended by fucking everything and cries like a little bitch about how women are oppressing his pwecious wittle feewlings. He's an idiot.
Yeah, he's not trying to tell jokes from the point of "I'm right and smart", he frequently allows herself to be the butt of the joke and in the wrong if it makes the routine funnier
Oooh, I love Bill Burr! Might be because I agree with him a lot! Hoping to attend a live show someday. Great episode today Diane, have a lovely week (maybe another pic-a-nic dinner on the beach?) Cheers to you, Chewie, and ED.
I agree about Oprah. The dog adoption thing isn’t true, at least everywhere I have gone, they aren’t “free” either there is a fee as well as tons of paperwork and plenty of hoops to jump through. I guess there may be a few places where it’s different, but most that I’ve been to are like this. Chewie is absolutely wonderful.
There is always a fee. But we didn't let cats out a week before Halloween, obvious reason. Small background check when I was in high school (50 years ago).
That was an actual Duracell commercial around 2008 -- I always loved his rundown of it as it's EXACTLY what I thought when I first saw the commercial on TV!
I agree about Oprah... especially her interviewing skills and the fact she released Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz on the world should never be forgiven. It depends on where you go for a dog. Some shelters will give them away(as they were just going to put them down anyway if nobody wanted them) and some make you jump through hoops like you're adopting a child. Any breeder that is any good will also at least have some questions and probably want to see where you live. I prefer freebie dogs from in front of Wal-Mart/off Craig's list/etc, a good mutt is almost always the best dog anyway.
Difficult and stressful for sure. I have 2 older sisters who were/are single working mothers. We were Army brats and our step dad literally was in desert storm, Bosnia, Kuwait, Iraq, Afghanistan. So we knew that mom being at home taking care of the family was necessary, but it wasn't close to dad jumping out of planes on the other side of the world. And now imagine that there are women in the military who are also single mothers. It's not the most difficult, but in terms of developing a human, having a loving adult around is very important.
Just one problems with Bill's routine here, there's no needs to microchip everyone. These days most have their phones permanently glued to their hand. Microchipping the people would be redundant.
Probably redundant for tracking, but it would depend on the capabilities of the chip implant. Could potentially be used as something more nefarious than tracking.
@@aj897 society would survive without those but everything would go to shit without parents. Now i agree. Those things are beneficial and make life better for everyone but parenting is a must for the continuation of the human race.
@@jonahmordhaim2705 you didn't just say farming isn't important.... Bruh it's literally where we get most of our food and fabric... So if all the farmers and their crops disappeared right now, we'd be fucked lol
When I got my dog in July of 2017, I saw a picture of my dog on the SPCA's website, went to the SPCA, played with the dog for about ten minutes, paid about $100, signed something about taking care of her, and I would have just walked out with her if she had been spayed. She wasn't spayed so I had to wait a week until the shelter did it, but I think the county pound gives a voucher to have your vet do it.
I do think the problem many people have with small dogs is that they are often very poorly trained, or not trained at all, because they are small and its easy to control them on a leash. But sometimes the lack of discipline makes them forget respect and they ignore the fact that literally anything catsized or bigger could murder them. Our dog once reacted to a small one being overly agressive and just jumped on him like it was a toy. The small one had to go to the doctor with a broken leg and some injurys and I consider that a lucky outcome... Couldve easily died from a slightly better aimed or with intent to kill executed bite. Dont poke at things that outweigh you more than 2 times unless youre ready to get flattened. True for most beings.
My neighbors rat terrier dug under our fence and came over. I was in my yard with my Great Dane when the little thing decided to charge over. My dog just stepped on it and planted it in the ground. She didn’t even bother to lower her head to bite it. Just a few steps and a stomp.
I adopted my cats from a privately run shelter. I had to sign a contract and pay a fee. I also had to bring them back to the shelter to have them spayed or neutered. Some shelters require you to provide a character witness.
As far as dogs go. It depends on where you get him/her. My SO got a “rescue” from a reputable local shelter. She had to go for an interview, a meet and greet with the staff and the dog and provide references. She also brought her other dog in to make sure they got along. The staff at the shelter did follow up and called for references to see if she was qualified to adopt this dog. Anyway, Bill Burr is the best!
I never had to do any of that. Have had to make sure they always had their shots and registration. No references or interview though. And that was when I got the dog in California from the ASPCA.
"one of those shiz dogs you can punch across the room if it got out of line.." That one got me laughing for several minutes. I just wasn't expecting him to say that.
One of the most brutal (and hilarious) clips of Bill Burr is when he was doing a show in Philly, and the crowd was heckling and booing the other comics, and Bill just went into full attack mode on the crowd, insulting the entire city!
Bill Burr is one of the realest comedians in the industry. @Diane Jennings i subd on your chanel and i love irish accent. i can listen to you talk all day.
yeah, what _meaningful_ accomplishments did Oprah ever do? other than spread gossip (that's conveniently always elite-friendly) it is literally impossible to become a billionaire without massively exploiting others people who think she's charitable are getting majorly smoke screened - it's like thinking Bill Gates is charitable (and not doing it for _PR_ & tax benefits)
Love these reaction videos! When I had a Chihuahua, I was walking him & stopped to let him do his business and a girl with a german Shepard came up behind us. My little dog attacked the Shepard! I was mortified, the shepard was wimpering & the girl couldn't stop laughing at the sight. I was much more careful walking my little dog after that
5:52 It depends on if you’re getting one from a breeder or pound/shelter. One of my friends had to go through an interview process with the breeder for there Australian Shepherd. It was about three interviews. That dog was a show dogs. 3 out of the 4 dogs I’ve own where strays.
its kinda funny at this point... you can almost see dollar bills just randomly falling from the scenery during the interviews(at least those that iv seen in recent times, back in the 70's she was pretty good)
I love how Bill trolls everybody. My favorite joke of his was leading up to the 2016 election he wrote a post online where he said "Trump is such a dope he's actually going to make me vote for a woman". He hates political humor but makes an exception for jokes that offend everyone lol.
@@C.Church I'd say yes and at the very least he doesn't pander. I saw him here in Nashville and he had a good 10 minutes of city specific jokes for us. He has a lot of stuff making fun of sports fans, white guys, and people from Boston too so overall I'd say he's pretty fair.
@@C.Church There will always be a point when making fun of a demographic reaches its diminishing returns. You have to be honest with yourself on this one. Some groups offer more material than others. You can be very creative but some "materials" can get too used up. Don't put it on Bill if you think he is not "spending" so much time on a certajn demographic. For instance, there are funny white males but as a group, there is not much diversity they can offer. It always goes back to the usual "they are the most racist". And you can only beat that horse enough to have the fun taken out. Other groups offer much more. And for some, it is simply just them being the kind of people they are. And with Bill, if you look closer, it is actually more about people being the kind of people they are and not so much their group affiliation. The lines are often more blurred. That is why it is fun: are you really offended or laughing because you come from a certain background or are you just that kind of person?
Man, imagine going to the store and not being able to find disinfecting wipes and toilet paper in the color I like. I'm so glad I liked and subscribed. Now that will NEVER happen 🙂
He’s not the funniest comedian I’ve heard but not the worst either. Both of my Grandparents were farmers and that is a very hard job. Thanks for the laughs and hope all is well! ❤️U☘️🇮🇪🇺🇸
I liked that bit at the end when you were talking about comedians are just telling jokes. When did we all lose our sense of humor and start to get offended by everything?
I dont know, but for a generation raised on South Park and American Dad it seems inconceivable. You can't say " Hello " without offending someone and then if you don't say it, someone else is offended.
I found it really hilarious when you told me that your dog is so rude to the big dogs. We got our son a teddy bear poodle and he's exactly the same when he sees big dogs. Whenever I'm walking him and he sees a big dog he goes crazy barking at it. I think it's probably because we have alpha dogs.
Being a parent of three teenagers is difficult emotionally. My wife and I are looking back fondly on the preteen years. He‘s totally right about the big dog sidewalk thing. We have had a Boxer and a Doberman, super friendly and goofy dogs. It’s like the Red Sea sometimes.
Similar to the unexpected dog, I'm always confused by the commercials that show someone gifting a car. I would be pissed if someone got me a car without consulting me. What if I don't like it? How are we paying for it?
Right?! Can you afford the type of fuel it needs etc. Some things are not good surprise gifts no matter how many compilation videos there are cute reactions
I think they addressed that with a truck commercial 1 or 2 years ago where the husband bought a black one for himself and a red 1 for his wife. When she saw them both she squealed and hopped into the black 1. It didn't go quite the way he thought
@@LindaC616 I remember that one, but I don't think that addresses it. Just because she loved it doesn't really offset that fact that he made two major purchases without consulting his partner. Because you normally keep a vehicle for a few years, it's a fairly personal decision what you choose to drive. I remember a few years ago when my mom was looking for a car, I went and test drove a few cars with her. I thought for sure she would go with the chevy, but she choose the subaru even though it was my least favorite of the ones she drove and seemed the least practical for her. I hate driving it, but 11 years later she is still really happy with her choice.
Its not that difficult. I stayed home just over a year while my wife focused on her career. My kids were 2 and 4 at the time. Seriously the easiest thing in the world i have ever done. I had to end up starting a home business just to stay busy
Watching this chick react to this was a "different kind of difficult." God if I were a woman I know for certain I wouldn't be working 12 hour shifts 5-6 days a week. Check your privilege ladies.
Most women choose to have babies because they don't want to wage slave. Meanwhile most men are wage slaving 60 hour weeks because some woman chose to have a baby they now have to pay for.
Your Chewie story reminded me of something. The other day, I was sitting outside by my campfire listening to the coyotes howl and yip. Pretty cool to hear. However, the neighborhood dogs were going BALLISTIC, lol. Barking their stupid heads off... And I'm thinking "Aww who are you trying to kid?? Acting all tough...Those coyotes would eat you for lunch!" It's SO true, though, that little dogs freak out when they see other dogs. RUFF RUFF RUFF!!! YAP YAP YAP!!! As often as not, bigger dogs just glance at them, "Okay, buddy- whatever" and just keep walking.
I had a friend who got fired from her volunteer job at a shelter. Seems she was too tough of an advocate for the animals . Noone passed her high standards for adoption & they had too many left 🤪🤣🤣, so yes, at least some shelters have rules to adopt (my friend was just a little overzealous)
With you on Oprah and as you do acknowledge she has done a lot of good but it has gone to her head. One thing about being a mom is thst it often is 24 hours but people miss that he is likely jesting.
Oprah is proof of what a hype machine can do for you. There's really nothing special about her but with the right people running the show she has become the media "darling" she is today.
5:51 - Depends on the area and demand, most places you have to go through an application process, but some areas if the shelters are stressed will relax the requirments.
Fascinated how your voice oscillates between American and English accents, I dig it ;-) And Bill Burr is spot on 99% of the time which is a big part of his success. He says what the majority feel but are too afraid to say. 🇺🇸
Diane, To answer your question about the ease/difficulty of adopting dogs here in the US, I think it largely depends on the organization you're adopting from. For instance, when my family adopted a Jack Russell Terrier from the local shelter about 20 years ago, all we had to do was express interest in him and for my mother to pay a $67 adoption fee. When we adopted our current dog (a dachshund-beagle mix who's on my channel) from a local rescue organization, however, it was a little more intensive. Not only did we have to fill out an online application and use family/friends as character references, we all had to show up to the facility on a specific day and have them explain to us what we could and couldn't do for the first two weeks she was home. She's been home with us ever since, though, and has us firmly wrapped around her paws.
What you said about your dog was kinda very nice and special. You understand your dog and you do “preemptive measures”. Wow! a lot of people dont do that. I respect that !! “You dog doesnt deserve my dog because he is an a**hole” - I wish more people with their dogs not behaving good around others would understand that. Respect!! Fluffmonster:))))
Regarding adoption fees for dogs from the pound: many high-kill shelters, when they get full, will have promotions where they waive adoption fees. Sometimes donations are used to subsidize fees for specific dogs that have been around a long time, too. “Empty Kennel” promotions involve free adoption weeks or months. But most shelters have a fee most of the time.
Very nice video, and I am very glad that I found your channel.And you have a great attitude about things, and trust me it's not as easy to get a dog in the states as the comedian was making out.And you have a great day and I will be looking forward to more great videos from you!
