Bill Burr & Nia - Married Woman Wants Me 

‘TP’ 😂😂

STRINGER BELL!!!!

Nia is freakin hilarious!! 🤣😂

Hi Bill, I came across you from a conversation you had with Joe Rogan . Ive been following you since . I throughly enjoy recognising you in movies or in tv shows , which makes me smile, cause you have serious talent, but you're real about it! I want to say your common sense and straight shooting humour are awesome . 5 stars

Speaking as someone who, in his younger days, traveled down this treacherous road more than once, ( I'm a slow learner and it took me a while to fully understand things) I can absolutely say to this guy that he should embrace his good fortune and go for it with full gusto and the knowledge that, as he's only going to be getting together with this "broad" for the express purpose of sexual gratification, it's going to be some of the best tail he will ever get. Imagine going through all the "Fast and Furious" movies in one shot. Keep in mind that a married woman will always blame the husband for all the problems with their marriage and just pretend to go along with it because, after all, you're not going to have to take it home with you. There's always the chance of an incensed husband coming for you with a shotgun so get a pistol and make sure you "stand your ground:" and get him first. Years later, when you're in your dotage, you'll have these fond memories and you'll probably go out with a smile on your face. Namaste, all you dirty bastards.

I remember thinking back in the day: this Bill Burr guy could be huge. He’s just missing one big thing…

Toxic...?