Bill Cipher vs Sans - One Minute Melee S5 EP10 

Jalfire bill was beat by a dog

WELLLLLLL bill was actually beaten by grunkle stan and ford so he was beaten by 2 very aged and experienced people who know a lot about bill and how he works

roasted

Epepe XD yep

Jalfire A kid that can reverse time, dodge bullets, lasers and lightning, destroy universes with just a slash, one shot the entire underground and come back to life whenever they want to.

(fanon)

Yep

@@Vikt-vg8nz fanon

Yea I now

Gaster though... now that's a fight I would like to see

Fr

@@99fears51 it was a joke stupid

I LIKE EM HES GOT REAL [Sales Pitch]

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KEL

@@justjames4 bruh that sucks

Sans can close his eye sockets. He does so at various points throughout Undertale.

Oh my God you're...wait no sans does! How does he sleep?

Bluedark Darklin as a skin for a miinfighter

@@killerkirby366 least it dosent have a mii face like any other mii costumes

@@killerkirby366 and you know, his own music in the game and the fact that even though he's a skin he's probably more talked about that most fighters in the game. He also is getting more hype than their waste of a slot Terry which is ironic cause people were saying Sans would be a wasted slot but then sakurai puts in Terry, I can't make this shit up

@@spec7923 You realize how important Terry is to the history of fighting games in general? He's been the mascot character for SNK fighting games since they first dropped KOF 1 which by the way pioneered that gaming genre. For those who either did their research or know the slightest bit about the history of the fighting game genre they'd understand the importance of SNK, KOF and Terry.

@@spec7923 is this a bad time to mention that SSB was inspired by a play session of King of Fighters by Sakurai? This is important because, pay attention kid, one of the fighters in that game..,JS TERRY BOGARD.

Thats never confirmed tho

Jeff the Killer Gaylord [Universal God] :p 2.0 But he has literally the lowest stats. He can be one-shoted by the STICK!

@@korimckee2401 He had THE lowest STATS but his hp........we dunno

Jeff the Killer Gaylord [Universal God] :p 2.0 Yeah, but he still could've been demolished by the stick. He's still awesome though.

@@korimckee2401 Yeah but since chara or frisk in the genocide route can 1shot anyone his hp could be 20? 150? It could be anything and he could just have low stats but thats all we know

Preety much like in the game - you need to survive the whole fight, but once you hit him, it's over

Sans only has 1hp, and deals 1dmg per attack

@@The_Devil_Breaker_ 1 defense not 1 hp

​​@@krowpan799 doesn't change that you only need one shot to kill him The issue is that you actually need to hit him lol

​@@crazerunner336the difference is bill cannot die

A nice little callback to the Dio vs. Sakuya battle.

Great detail, yeah

Bill can't really die so....

😂

@@firstlast9500 imagine sans be like byeee and brings 1trillion more sans along to fight with him...

@@wc5502 That's gonna be a total disaster....but idt the other sans will cooperate...(especially Error..) And that's gonna make this story even more fun

He done for Also plz no curse

ye

Sure it is! But do I care? Nah

@@billcipher9622 Lol

@@billcipher9622 oh my god its me

@@billcipher6337 hello me

Exactly

Facts

It wouldn’t kill bill. Or he would out right dodge it but the only thing sans had going for him was speed being able to move at the speed of sound although bull can move faster than light in travel speed

Well Bill was from mindscape, as long as his enemy has a brain and able to think. Bill can't be defeated. Except you are stupid, then you win

@@andreasbonaparte8171 lol completely forgot that I made that comment

And that Bill has never really fought anyone with powers similar to his, while magic is normal for sans. Meaning sans is used to using projectiles and summoning things to fight, while Bill hasn't really battled anyone like that.

@@cameronballz6154 Yeah, sans does have more experience while fighting, but bill takes every other category. Even speed goes to bill, while sans is most likely at the speed of sound, bill is around the speed of light and can. Teleport(sans can teleport too but he gets very third rather quickly)

fancy dorito vs smiley trashbag

Doggy wins lol

@@MrPepeton75 lmao it's not canon

*DIO!*

@@gojosatoru8184 *JOJO!*

69 likes now thats nice

Martin D. hola

That ability has an effect where the opponent continues to take damage after the attack. Sans doing so much damage is something else, his attacks aren't extremely strong, they hit many times as long as the opponent is touching them which ends up doing a lot of damage.

"sans 1 atack 1 defense" "bill chipper power of time time manipulation teleport in multiverse can go and get the soul of the people and yes"

@@justjames4 I imagine the damage per frame multiplies based on LV and isn't just some sort of magic Sans casts on the enemy.

@@garrettfish8471 I can't confirm that since Frisk can't fight Sans without having the maximum amount of LV they can get before his encounter.

he is also a dirty cheater, not accommodating to the fabric of reality and playing outside the rules, manipulating code perhaps?

*KO*

Dog: *STOP...* Dog: *HAMMER TIME*

@@yuryonokasen9579 Yeah but bill lost to a dog

Remember sans has one health so SLAP is CRITICAL DAMAGE

@Nugget_Playsz sorry for the wait i was taking a shower, the answer is idk

is it a blink or a wink? that is the question

Memoryhead the partygoer i don't know

Asgore: Why am I blinking uncontrollably? Help...

CHEESE lord oh i forgot to memtion if you blink you're dead! Oh no everybody's dead! It's my fault!

Wow. First Dantdm and now this. *Its big brain time with hermione granger*

Bill:no u.

@Noah zzstu Smith Bill can’t really die

@Noah zzstu Smith I mean yeah, he can, but there are very specific things you need to kill him, Sans has neither

@Noah zzstu Smith If he really did, then why is he still alive at the end?

@Noah zzstu Smith well it could be a simulation bill created. I mean if toby beated him, the real winner would be toby.

same.

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Ed edd and eddy sulawula sound effect

Also known as Annoying Dog

@@rayisfeelingglitchy4979 it took Stan 30 years. It took Chara a few hours

Not really

The hat of discipline is more powerful than anything in universe yes mmm

I love this ed edd n eddy reference

"watch yo tone"

Ikr, the fight did not feel like one minute

Bill cipher:* still wins anyways*

im so mad

@@dozi5497 You're really strong too :p

@JIVER Gaming Well that's true but I don't really care. He's still quite strong, but of course there are people stronger than him. A lot stronger.

JIVER Gaming ye cause characters in their universe are not made to fight other characters is other universes cause sans was OP in undertale but may net be as strong as others as he was not made for that ya feel me?

Indecipherable

someday in the future *INTRODUCING NEW SMASH CHARACTER* Dipper Pines! (hah you thought bill? nah)

Dylan Roberts very good you fucking killed it with that speech

When sans says you have won the battle but I have won the war

Bill would be too op. He literally killed time baby with a snap of his fingers. Bill shits on almost any smash character

The thing is no one would want bill cipher in smash bros anyways.

Yes.

The Curiouswho said anything about him tho” 🤔🗿

@The Curious Althought asriel is mutli universal when bill with weirdmaggedon is Multiversal And it was stated that bill could survive the destruction of the universe (timeline) Also, he's not gonna get absorbed by hyper goner, he travelled from milky way to another galaxy in mere seconds, making him the faster than every undertale character, so he could escape hyper goner

@The Curious because he died to the hyper goner thing cuz he was not a ''good person''

@@aliyeakman1728 Asriel is multiverse level, not "multi-universe level". Also it's not "multi-universe level", the proper term is "low multiverse level".

Team PSB All is forgiven!

Huzzah! I wasn't the only person who got that!

thank you Rolf.

Team PSB Gotta love that show

I KNEW I REMEMBERED THAT HAT FROM SOMEWHERE! I just couldn't place the reference. Oh man that show brings back some nostalgia from the old days. Fuckin' Rolf was my favorite xD. Eddy at second and Ed and Edd at a tie for third. Rolf stole the show, honestly. *replays a video clip of Rolfs opera singing with the boomerang stuck in his pants* Rolf: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Me: x3 BAAAAHHHH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA x'D

Imagine using cancer as an insult in 2020, still living in the past I see

Cesar Melendez yes because it was 2020 6 months ago..

@@cirnosnumberfan6449 imagine trying to discredit cancer as a homonym for toxic, as if it does not exist. Living like an idiot I see

Cesar Melendez S T O O P I D

It has a name!?!?

@@fandomkingdom6644 same question here

bill: it was nice knowing ya.HAHA! but you have to die now toby: omaeowa mu shinderu

@@fandomkingdom6644 the dog represents the creator of undertale, aka Toby Fox, the character itself is called Annoying Dog.

@@lostkin4281 And "Annoying Dog" has no any powers at all xD It's just annoying

Love it. 👍

Sans also has boss music

Toby fox: and i.......im.......IM THE ADMIN xd

@@endcyclesanos5065 Dog: And I... Am god

Annoying Dog: bork

blasttothemax no he wouldnt. Yang gets stronger the more damge she takes

Kirbykid: Do you know Bill Ciphers weaknesses are?

RWBYshitters ruin a comment thread episode 104

commander q. that dude's on every omm/hypergauge video spamming his shitty suggestions

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You're an absolute madlad

LOL

U rickrolled me

Me. edit: I did it twice

@@MiniLeafK how

You tell em, Flowey!

They just make shit up for Sans like he an omnipotent being which its not true at all

Agreed

Also there was once a guy who said sans is universal+ and omega flowey has plot manipulation...

@@goldbarplayz44 The reason why they have that mindset is because sans and other undertale character can look into your gamefile but unfortunely for them thats call 4tg wall breaking. Sans and flowey did not did anything to affect their universe as a whole since they're still in the mountains

Oh shoot he really said that? I wasn't paying attention

I didn't even notice

Ikr

True

It is beautiful

A basic name 3 THE HAT OF DISCIPLINE DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!?!?!?!?!

toby (who is the annoying dog) had the hat of discipline (which is not a character) so he won

At least undertale wins

TobiTube11 go Undertale boii

EthanJ0928 most Ut people know that you know

he has 1 hp in the game :|

@J C Game files state that he has 1 hp.

He has 1 hp in the game have you even watched undertale?

well to be fair bill controls everything so he could just snap sans and kill him instantly

@@firstlast9500 Bill can only do that in the dream world that's why he needs a host to exist in the real world even that he doesn't have his powers when he posse Dipper

i understand sans's struggle

Who told you about my build?

His strength is also 1ATK......

@@RareAquaria ,yeah, per f-ing frame

He is the opposite of Maple from bofuru

Metalguy40 fucking right

yeah that was honestly my second favorite thing about this video

And Sans dunked on Bill multiple times and teased him until Bill played unfairly.

A nacho fights a pile of dog treats to determine the better snack food

So troll-alien-god dorito joined up with the angry green space dorito in the end, eh?

Joshua Flores Nah dude...I laughed at the TF2 equip sound and the ranting from the Dog XD

Joshua Flores I cracked up when I first read it nice one

All is forgiven...

I honestly don't know what it is

@@alexbaribeault Do YOU live in a cave???

@@alexbaribeault ed edd n eddy

Luke Falciani heck no

How about now?

I never understood why people hate the fanbase so much

@@zius2140 1. And I know every fanbawe has this but it still doesn't excuse the fact that it has a........well.....NSFW side...and oh boy it can be even worse the sonics fanbase. 2. The game was overrated and although I'll admit for a damm good reasons still can't ignore the fact that having a somewhat negative opinion on it will end up you getting destroyed......with comments(a nice way to dead). But yo be fair there are alot more games who had a similar problem....notice how I'm being specific with HAD ...because I still don't feel safe saying it's not as good as other people say it is. 3. The fanbase it self have/had mindless argument which even now will probably never end(and I'm ignoring the theorists getting bashed like for example game theory although yes it didn't make sense....there website about people wanting him to delete his channel) 4. Everbody (including me) knows Sans Is best boi (you could also debate it's papyrus but I love the shorter ones personal😅) well people tend to overreact when he loses one of these well animated battles(I mean this also counts for the anime fanbase in general) and then just think "Who cares about the fact that he had no way of winning or the fact that they never say there facts I'll still hate this video because my favourite charachter died" or "I'll make a comment saying Sans in ten times stronger then....a 4th dimension being that has at this point godly powers" And don't get me wrong I still like undertale and the GOOD WHOLESOME and PUNS side of the fanbase(well maybe not puns but you get my point)....it's just hard to find it which isn't a good sign.

undertale sucks

Yeth The Thing jesus christ why the hell are you so pissed off, is it cause he insulted your favorite game?

*_All is forgiven_*

"Thank you, doggie."

somebody gets it

Hi Caesar! And yeah, fair enough.

Oh, by the way - you know, this actually makes sense in several ways, and I say that as an Undertale fan who likes Sans. On one hand, of *course* Bill won in the end - I mean, come on, from what I hear, he's practically a physical god. Sans is powerful, yes, but it's pretty obvious that Bill's just toying with him until that last second, considering that Bill can pull out pretty much anything he can imagine from his proverbial ass and isn't limited by the 4th wall in the slightest. It's like putting up a character against their author, except slightly more unfair. On the *other* hand, though, Sans is *AWESOME* in this. Yes, Bill wasn't even halfway serious until the very end, but to be fair, that "not halfway serious" is enough to utterly flatten many potential opponents. Sans using his Gaster Blasters is a given for him, but he used his telekinesis really well too - my favorite part was at 2:55, he used it to slam the halves of Bill together before bouncing him around like a pinball. And when Bill tried to do that super kick at 3:07, it totally failed, and if you look at Sans' position carefully when it fails, it appears that Sans used a teleport to dodge it. Finally, that "retconning Bill's location" thing? *Also* canon to Undertale. In short, Sans *knows* how to use his magic to bring the hurt, and he showed it.

오주환 you forgot one thing sans can do! He can make ya feel the pain of the bad puns he makes! =^=

Fair enough. XD

+Caesar Gaming You're not even good enough to be my fake. Get it? Cause we have the same name, no? Nevermind.

KO

ImmortalEmperorMaster MR CIPHER I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

It don't hurt because yeah I'm stubborn.

Like the slaps of Sr Pelo :v

Bill no win sans win

@A Dedede Main eh he kinda is

Sans is not that op

HEY WE ALREADY HAVE OUR GREEN SPACE DORITO THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

🤣🤣🤣

The Most Delicious Dorito, The Powerful That Is

Yea. Hes straight out the illuminati too

Who The Hell Is Dorito Death You meant God Of Demon Dreams

Sans can stop time like when he did on Grillby's to ask us about Flowey

Yeaaaaaaa nah sans would win cuz he could have just dunked bill on if he wanted to.

@@derpyhooves5117 Weird you must be remembering some other timeline where we didn't just see him get his ass severely handed to him by a high dimensional entity!

dude, he can be killed by some kid with a stick, Bill is a fkin (almost) god

ZA WARUDOO

Eero Rantanen true

Actually no Bill is an 11th dimensional being cause he terrified 11D's with his power, while AD is 4D, 5D if you highball him.

No the winner is the son of the Sheperd, he lent the annoying dog his powers.

Zzz... Zzz... Zzz...

Winner: Toby fox

I would've had Shaco vs Joker or Scarecrow vs Fiddlesticks. There are a few DC vs LoL fights they could do.

ssj Kyto You can't be mad period. Bill would obliterate Sans in a second

Edupz exactly

....... who won

ssj Kyto I think next season, they should have Papyrus, and sans sent him to work on puzzles, he had to fight someone

I know right? They had a Freddy vs Jason and Ed Edd n Eddy reference here, but that's about it.

Evan Plays Because One Minute Melee is badass! They don't have time for memes!

Literally only one. Single. Minute. Sixty seconds. NOT Sixty seconds of memes! Sixty seconds of two combatants beating the crap out of each other in epic and hilarious ways before the timer hits zero! BTW I've heard Gaara vs Crocodile is the next One Minute Melee episode.

BloodStalker 500 and gaara lost *spoiler*

Abysse Splash YES! My boy Crocodile won! I like both Crocodile and Gaara, but 1) Crocodile would reasonably be the winner since his sand powers are generally superior to Gaara's, and 2) I like Crocodile (and One Piece as a whole) slightly more.

XD

LOL

Becuse haves bit brain lol

it bothered me slightly and immediately lol but video was still too goood

How would you say sans plural? Sanses? Sanss? Sans’s?

Imma take a guess it's either street fighter or Wii sports boxing. But I can be wrong

AnimationRewind Lol

Yeah, that Animation Rewind guy.....

I'm assuming you unsubbed to AnimationRewind?

AnimationRewind ikr, that scrub did it way worse

Tfw even AnimationRewind called out AnimationRewind

Who would win? A skeleton who tells cheesy jokes and who gets defeated in 1 hit by a child or a multi-dimensional dorito which has infinite power that of a god and that causes the end of dimensions,time and of course reality.

Linen Badge the Doritos obsvily hahaha Think a skeleton do nothing all day or triangular with universal powers

@@kaivibes5433 oh yeah yeah would win get it right

You forgot the dorito has mind, matter, space and time manipulation. Can destroy dimensions and turn people to stone. As well as make people turn insane and more.

@@hotsaucedraws7955 WHAT DO YOU MEAN OH YEAH YEAH WOULD WIN GET. IT. RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CAN SAY OH YEAH YEAH AND KILL THE DORITO IN 1 HIT

A very suicidal weeaboo. No

*SLAMS* "All is forgiven."

A very suicidal weeaboo. da hat of disappointment come on sans you suck one slap done my friend. also the hat of disapline do you live in a cave.

Walter C. Dornez I already did in a game though.

bill cypher: no

Bill: no you have

Bill: * Slowly pulls out an uno reverse card *

:sans…. Ready to have a bad time ??

*And bill Get rekt by another one,F

@@endcyclesanos5065 ye but toby scriped out him

Doggo boi is stronger than the god

You gotta give him credit for lasting a minute lol

Technically bill is stated to be a demon

Pessimistic Bunny subulawa!

All is forgiven.

Great nostalgia

Thank you Rolf.

Eddboi

yeah, and for those who doesn't understand.... DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE???

*Casually smashes innocent victim into the ground using the Hat of Discipline* All is forgiven.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN ME THE REFERNCE !?

It's Ed, Edd 'n Eddy. *DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!*

XD He probably does considering that (last I checked) Ed Edd n Eddy's popularity rivaled Samurai Jack and PPG.

uhhhhhh......what is that rolf?

“Life has many [I N T E R D I M E N S I O N A L] doors Edd boys”

It's the hat of discipline... *DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE?!*

All is forgiven

Thank you Rolf.

It's why this fight felt oddly relatable to Bill in trying to get my solidworks to run. The whole time I'm just getting the shit kicked out of me. But the moment I figure out wtf is going on it's all downhill from there.

Sans can handle determination therefore he can't die in only one hit, even though his HP says 1

@omegaplaze08 NO! Bill chipper is the best!

@Omega NO! Drill pitcher is best!

Jack PLUS then why tf did he die in one hit in the game And don’t say it’s cause frisk was more power full or determined cause bill is more in both aspects