Something that'll always keep me happy on the daily. Good time to mention this: I was at a family birthday party for my cousin from New Jersey and we walked in. My uncle on my mom's side of our family came in late and said, "Is it someone's birthday?" I, with the straightest face, looked at him and said, "Nope. We stole this cake from Publix." Here's your sign.
I remember hearing the song in the Summer 97. Bill Engvall and Travis Tritt was the guest in the song while Bill said jokes. Travis sang the chorus. I remember Iowa's Best Country Kix 101 radio played the song in the Summer 97.
Hey! born 1992, Australian, first saw Bill Engvall around on the Blue comedy tour dvd about 13yr have loved his work ever since! I do get what you're saying anyone born now or in their teens would probably look at this in disgust. Oh well they don't know what they're missing out on.
I was in Tunica, MS a couple of years back when this happened. My grandfather had just turned 75 years of age and my aunt & I were getting ready to go home the next morning when he saw the pair of jeans he was wearing, I was sitting in a chair just minding my own business and he said to me "Are those your jeans on the floor?" I couldn't resist, I said "Yeah, the Tooth Fairy stopped in for a nightcap last night and I forgot to put them back on!" Then he went into the bathroom. Here's your sign.
I love this song and Bill Engvall. People need signs like that, even here. I remember a few years ago I moved from my flat to my home now. I brought my friend over after I had all my stuff moved in and he asked "This is your new house"? And I said "Nope, it's my neighbors. I broke in so you could see who I lived next to". Here's your sign!
I had a "Here's Your Sign"! moment I when I was in Jr. High people were setting up for a Volleyball game when a kid asked "are you having a volleball game tonight?" a coach looked at him and said" no we're setting up for fun!"
I've watched this video over and over throughout the years and never tire of it. ANd the message only gets truer and truer as time passes! 8-) Bless you Bill Engvall.
@@dirkevans3443 Same here. In fact, I work at a retirement home in the food service department. I was taking the temps on the salad bar. This one lady asked me, "Are you taking the temps?" I said, "Nope. I'm practicing for a medical degree. Here's Your Sign."
I work in a warehouse and a fellow case picker asked me if I was case picking while I was doing just that. I said nope, I'm giving these boxes a ride on this pallet. Here's your sign. Wheeeeee!!!
I was on a High School baseball team. We were preparing for a tournament, the first practice being pop-fly catches. The first pitching machine ball the assistant coach fires into the air misses my glove and hits me square in the eye. One of the other outfielders asked me, "Did it hurt?" I said, "Nope. Felt so good, I'll do it again. Still got another eye left. Here's Your Sign."
I had a very similar experience playing baseball in the street as a kid (as one did, back then) it had just finished raining and our bases were carpet samples. I hit what should have been a home run but as I was rounding third the base slid across the road...as did my knee! I still have a scar from that, approx 3" long. One of the kids we were playing with came over as I was trying to get up and prevent the blood from getting all over my socks and shoes - I'm bleeding profusely from a gigantic gash in my knee and he says "Oooooh! Does that hurt?!?" "Nope, felt real good! Kinda tickles actually...don't forget to grab your sign when you leave" (this was around the time this saying was HUGE so I got a big scar & big laughs that day 😁)
Mom was making biscuits for breakfast. Steam was coming out of them. I said are they hot mom??? Then I thought nope that's freezer burn. Here's your sign Natalie
Got caught in a rainstorm walking to work one morning. I got in and the boss said "Is it raining?" and I couldn't resist, I said "Nope, just got dressed before I had my shower to save time. Here's your sign!"
This song reminds me of a really good Here's Your Sign joke. The one where Bill got stuck behind a big rig that wedged his trailer underneath an overpass, so he and the trucker were standing on the side of the road waiting on the tow truck driver and the highway patrolman pulls up. And he looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker and Bill's thinkin': 'Oh dear God, he can't say it 'cause I'll start laughing.' Sure enough, cop goes: 'You get your truck stuck?' And God bless this trucker, without missing a beat he goes: 'Nope, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign.'
I remember several years ago, my wife and I were at dinner with my family--as we walked out of the restaurant, there's a _big_ sign behind the cashier that says: _NO CHECKS ACCEPTED_. There's a customer standing in front of the cashier, and she said, "Can I just write a check for dinner?" I _ran_ out the door, and jumped in my car, turned to my wife, and said, "I've got just _THREE WORDS_ for that woman, and *_YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE_*!" My wife said, "Go ahead, say it." I said, _"HERE'S YOUR SIGN_!"
@@JohnSmith-zw8vp True, but when I said "here's your sign" to my wife, it was in Bill Engvall's vein of "I hate stupid people. They should just have to _wear SIGNS_ that just say, _'I'm STUPID!'"_
We have all had our moments as stupid people. I love the Here's Your Sign Joke where Bill came out of the mall one day and the guy who parked his car next to Bill's stood there with a coat hanger in his window. Bill couldn't resist asking him, "You lock your keys in your car?" The other guy turned around and said, "Nope. Just washed them and they're hanging up to dry. Here's your sign."
In 1997 this song got me fired from a country radio station in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I was the DJ on the weekend, midnight to 6:00 am shift. I dedicated this song to the executives of an airline that was getting rid of service in and out of Cheyenne. The following Monday morning I was given the news that I was fired.
Possible scenario. I'm heading to class, and I'm playing some music on my phone. This guy walks up to me and says “You listening to music?” I said, “Nope, I'm communicating with aliens. Here’s your sign.”
In tenth grade I came down with a bad case of Stomach Flu and was out for two weeks, after recovering and getting the all clear from the doctor I returned to school and my friend says 'Were you sick with the flu?' so I said 'Nope! I went on vacation to Hawaii and lost twenty pounds! Here's Your Sign!'
Years ago my now ex wife's great uncle passed away. He loved to feed the squirrels from his couch in the den, leaving his door open, so they could come in and watch TV with him while they snacked. After the service we were heading back home, when we inadvertently ran something over. When she saw what we hit, she told me we had just hit a squirrel. Without thinking, I blurted our, "well, at least now your great uncle won't be lonely!"
One time I was with my family sitting down at a table and we were playing cards and I was the dealer. As I'm dealing my uncle walks into the room and says "y'all dealing cards?" And without missing a beat I said "nope. I'm dividing up the family fortune" Here's your sign
So basically the same people that will call a grocery store like Harris Teeter way before we close and someone answers the phone and they ask "Are you guys open?", i'm half tempted if they'd let me answer it to say "nope, we just like to test the phones every once in a while when we're closed here's your sign"...
I work in a grocery store and I was gathering carts around 6 pm and the parking lot is full, lights are on and people are doing their business. This lady pulls in front on me and rolls down her window and asks, "Are you open?". My head twitched a bit before I thought "Nope. We're waiting for a film crew with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham to come and shoot their next scene." Here's your sign.
In my 10th grade English class back in the day one of my classmates kept wanting me to "show your sign" while flashing the west side gang symbol...so I made a yellow button/sign that read I'M STUPID and when he did that I said, "Oh you want me to show a sign? Okay...here's your sign!" :D
I remember once I lived in a dorm and many of the women were getting dressed and made up for the homecoming dance. I left my room dressed in pajamas and a bathrobe and one of these women asked, "Are you going to the dance?" I just glared at her and said "Yes, I thought that I'd go casual this year." Here's your sign.
Before I developed my own taste of music I would listen to country music because that is what my mom and nanny would listen to. This song was on one of their CD's and it has always been in my head and showed me people are stupid haha!
I need several of those signs to hand out to my customers every day! I have a zero tolerance for stupidity. Maybe Travis would come in once a week or so & sing the song for us since he lives right down the road!!
In school I was in English class and the teacher announced a quiz will begin today. And this kid next to me asked, "Do we have a quiz? " I said, "Nope this is a practice drill for suprise quizzes, here's your sign."
Back when my husband and I were both volunteer firefighters (he hung up the gear 7 years ago), we once responded to a chimney fire call on the Main Street of town during the evening rush hour. Got the fire knocked down with no trouble, and we were putting the tools away and rolling up the hoses when somebody came up to us and asked “Hey, did you guys have a fire?” My husband, who’s a total smartass, immediately replied, “No, we thought we’d have a practice drill during rush hour just to liven things up a bit!” Here’s your sign!
Was catching up with high school buddy on my college campus and told him I had just bought some scantrons He asked “oh, for tests?” I said “NO, I’m gonna doodle on them!”
Bit of an fantasy/sci-fi writer. On one site, I got a message saying, "This is amazing. Did you write all these?" I went, "Nope. I just stared at the screen and the letters just showed up, just like magic. Here's Your Sign." Then, since I was looking for something like this, I included the link to it.
I lost my Nintendo DS once, months later I finally found it. My friends comes over, picks it up and starts playing it. After a minute he goes "Oh, did you get your DS back?" I shoulda said "Nope! That one's a decoy! Here's your sign."
I was at the store the other day and was in line and had hamburgers and buns and hotdogs to grill later. and the girl behind be says "Are you gonna eat all that?" I said "nope, i forgot the christmas decorations this year, and figured this would do"
@dnave21 I work at McDonalds also. I had a guy last year ask me for a hot dog. When I said no, he was like, "well, do you guys have chili dogs then?" I was so tempted to tell him "Here's your sign" but he drove off.
I go into a bank to withdraw money a few weeks ago. I hand the teller a withdrawal slip with my account # on it and my id. The teller asks me if I had an account there.
Once when I was in high school, I had about 10 inches cut off my hair and had it styled completely different. When I went to school the next Monday, a teacher walked up and asked,"Did you get your hair cut?" I just said,"No,sir, it's a wig." HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
I'm cutting firewood one day guy comes up to me and asked "cutting some wood" "nope, I'm trying my new axe out before i use it for steak. Here's your sign"
