I love this guy! But I can't watch his shows. Idiots whooping in the background completely ruin it for me. America has given us Harley Davidsons , hot dogs, rock 'n' roll, but whooping, apart from canned laughter is the most awful import in the history of American/British relations.
7:18 It's always been a source of amazement to me how more people don't comment on the ridiculous apparel worn by religious leaders. Well done BM for doing so!
Thank you! I can't believe there were a couple I hadn't seen before. I thought I'd seen every Bill segment ever. Next Friday we finally get some new Bill. His monologue will need to be three times as long to cover the time since he left. Wow, I just thought of something, those people going on a one way trip to Mars, watching the new Bill episodes will be kind of pointless. Kind of puts their sacrifice in perspective, doesn't it? Wow, this weed is strong.
It is. There were a lot of triggered commenters on the previous New Rules, from both right and left. So I thought a "trigger warning" might be in order, so no one feels "tricked" into it.
@@mostlybillmaherclips1933 That really sucks. I'm pretty progressive but the "nothing is funny" crowd is insufferable and provides endless fodder for conservatives. Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.* *yes I stole that joke
Mostly Bill Maher Clips wow, how sad. Bill is hilarious and he isn't biased in his humor. He makes fun of everyone, which is as it should be. I just watched some other ones and saw those ppl whining. Bill is an american treasure 😄
@Stephanie Logan I know how you feel Stephanie, but to be honest senator Graham is in line with his constituents. I live in South Carolina and most of the people here overwhelmingly support Trump. When Graham used to speak against the President he became very unpopular, but now they like him better. It's not that he has chosen to be a President's enabler, blame his voters who forced him to stand behind President. I hope you remember what happened to our former Governor and Representative Mark Sanford. He lost the primary to a novice, he was booted out of politics, he was excommunicated by Republican officials. His affair with his Argentinian mistress didn't harm his political career as much as his opposition of President Trump.
@@Johny_Truant It's still an offense against a church or in old times, the state. They would fucking kill you for that and it would not be any silly lighting or divine smiting, it would be dudes in stupid robes with very sharp knives
As an atheist, I agree with you. But I still want those "prosperity gospel" preachers, as well as any "Christian" that purports to love Ayn Rand, to be publicly executed for blasphemy.
People who were reluctant to vote for Hillary in favor of Trump should have given their support to Vermin Supreme! True he's as crazy if not crazier than Trump, but odds are he might make a more effective President than the one we currently have! ; - D
*Locksmith Terror* What they mean by Sauron's One Ring is that the ring is the locksmith's heraldry? It's that nutshell in physics. And, it's related to Eden. Slim jimmy? Hide the codes and measures! Lions with swords. Key blanks.
All of these are So awful - and so freakin’ funny. i really did laugh out loud. 🤣 being of Jewish heritage, i have never ever heard of that ridiculous chicken thing. WTF IS that? and some kids wonder why they’re terrified of chickens!? LOL 😋 🌷🌱
4:42 Is that someone dressed as Obama dressed as Michael Jackson and someone dressed as David Hasselhoff dressed as William Shatner? Because that's all I can see looking at it.
Or wonder, who's going to make a boom boom first; the baby or the chicken. Hopefully not the bird as the excreta would land smack on baby's head and face. And, that probably wouldn't be a kosher application.
Try leveling the volume on your videos, one minute you can barely hear what he is saying and the next, you're blasted off your chair because the volume is so loud. Ouch!
@user-po2qb6cm9q thats pretty funny man. Record inflation and gas back to 4 dollars a gallon, taliban with tanks and our military tech but hey... no more mean tweets right?
Wtf is with the disclaimer ? I’m not a phookin moron or a 10yo or a snowflake who cries if he/she/they sees their own reflection. Anyone who benefits from these disclaimers shouldn’t be allowed to stay up late or handle sharp implements and definitely not when they are running 🤦♂️ 👍🏴
I love you Leslie whoops I mean bill ... William Maher . I hope one day I get to meet you. I am sti waiting to be interviewed. No one has to me anything in 2 years. I am always by myself because people tell me I am crazy so I don't hang out with anyone. I have had 5 people claim to be my parents . So I don't know who I am . I was told I was crazy delusional and schizophrenic for thinking I am being recorded or stalked or my house would be set on fire . That's why Becky coonz took my kids from me and my computer that Jake had all the passwords too . But who cares about that right . Not like they sell chdrwn across border . They don't need too just grab a green screen and meet Lori laughlins she will give you the car to do it with . My right to free speech right .
Blasphleghmy laughter brings up phlegm. Blasfunny blasphleghmy. Seriously this reminded me of the time a woman gave me a farting dog. It will be good for your son. No animal is good unless you keep it clean. I have a dog story you wouldn't believe. At one time I had seven dogs. The Bassett we took in was with pup. Not a Bassett pup in sight. Apparently she had been jumped by 3 dogs. I kinda know how she felt. Bdabun.
Another dog story and why I ever don't need one. My neighbor invited me to an outside party two dogs in attendance. One parked his arse behind my chair in the mud. Proceeded to suck a worm the nastiest worm I've ever seen out of the ground. His mama keeper lunged in my direction screaming at the dog while yanking the squiggly out of the dogs mouth over the dinner table. I am too hypervigilant. I would have to witness this. One of those things you can't unsee. My throat makes vomiting sounds just remembering. Or maybe it's this tight bra. Neverthelessssssss. On my way down the hill steps. I shook like on my wedding day. Knowing the mil I would be facing. Karma. I've turned into her.
