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Bill Maher's New Rules #5 

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A fifth installment of Maher's funniest New Rules between the years 2007 and 2019.
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@johnadams-wp2yb
@johnadams-wp2yb Год назад
Bill's scriptwriters are excellent.
@MScorpioM
@MScorpioM 4 года назад
That Pornhub/Bernie Sanders joke cracked me up so hard I nearly woke up everyone in my house 😂😂😂.
@johnnycto7576
@johnnycto7576 4 года назад
0:12 that's when they wrote "With a little help from my friends".
@r.c.whitaker296
@r.c.whitaker296 4 года назад
Your comment is underrated.
@akkbuilders
@akkbuilders 4 года назад
Ok Bill, Andrew still lives you!
@akkbuilders
@akkbuilders 4 года назад
Ok Bill, you win!
@dkpqzm
@dkpqzm 4 года назад
That last one was the best one. Yeah, maybe it's you Taylor
@8meisha
@8meisha 4 года назад
09h.
@55jhjhjkjk
@55jhjhjkjk 4 года назад
Bill...man...you rock!
@Mimi-cq4bg
@Mimi-cq4bg Год назад
Lmao Taylor ended up writing a song that says the problem is her
@jdrebellove7460
@jdrebellove7460 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂 The one about the three black panthers
@kristophertower3476
@kristophertower3476 4 года назад
7:20 gotta admit that is a pretty nice setup
@annnee6818
@annnee6818 4 года назад
Wow, some new rules I haven't seen. Thanks!! 😁
@traekas7228
@traekas7228 4 года назад
Thanx for the new to me clips, Bill!
@Nathan-hs2ut
@Nathan-hs2ut 4 года назад
Thanks for the uploads!
@flemmingbisgaard521
@flemmingbisgaard521 4 года назад
When I heard Yentl I shocked on my beer trying to laugh. Hilarious.
@paitoonkhemapanon9692
@paitoonkhemapanon9692 4 года назад
Thanks Bill Awesome Having a great weekend
@MLe509
@MLe509 4 года назад
Please do more, especially the old ones. Thanks for this. 😁
@judydechambeau4584
@judydechambeau4584 4 года назад
I love bill maher Hes so funny and good looking
@WalterDWormack214
@WalterDWormack214 3 года назад
Yes! We NEED MORE NEW RULES from DAYS GONE BY!
@seanxu2517
@seanxu2517 4 года назад
Thank you so much
@MyMusic0201
@MyMusic0201 4 года назад
Thank you!
@dianahohimer1107
@dianahohimer1107 2 года назад
These are all great! Thank you
@marccolten9801
@marccolten9801 4 года назад
The friend in the audience bit is an old, old public speaker move. I encountered this in corporate America when we had some kind of speaker at a meeting. It was easy for them to get our names because we wore picture IDs and then drop it into his talk. "And, as Marc can tell you, customer retention is our #1 goal. " Like I'm supposed to wet myself with glee because he knows my name.
@salbaker4608
@salbaker4608 Год назад
09:20 - She did. Its called "Anti--Hero" 🤣
@debrathiel824
@debrathiel824 4 года назад
How can I snicker about her when you crack me up
@Pawanrai-ej9eo
@Pawanrai-ej9eo 4 года назад
Really appreciate this channel
@Nathan-hs2ut
@Nathan-hs2ut 4 года назад
Agreed
@debrathiel824
@debrathiel824 4 года назад
So do I he is so silly
@DjangoPorter
@DjangoPorter Год назад
Lol!!! Bill. Your killing it!!!!!
@cshubs
@cshubs 4 года назад
We need toilet paper from the makers of Lava soap.
@goofeybutreal4398
@goofeybutreal4398 3 года назад
Rough and ready! I lost it.
@jamespearsoniii914
@jamespearsoniii914 4 года назад
I’m an Andrew fan, and I loved this joke! Along with all the others😅
@r.ss.r7878
@r.ss.r7878 Год назад
This one of the best! 👍🏽
@r.c.whitaker296
@r.c.whitaker296 4 года назад
"Crap its haggar slacks"😁
@cioccolateriaveneziana
@cioccolateriaveneziana 4 года назад
4:26 Exactly!
@joannecharginghawk1604
@joannecharginghawk1604 3 года назад
Cannot stop laughing😀😀😀😁😁😁😂😂😂
@rachellepeterson6225
@rachellepeterson6225 4 года назад
Lord have Mercy! LOL!!!
@judylittle1138
@judylittle1138 Год назад
Loved this !!!😂😅😊
@chev500l8
@chev500l8 2 года назад
When you feel down, watch a new rules segment it will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget why you were depressed in the first place.
@allencooper517
@allencooper517 4 года назад
Bill's totally wrong on Bert and Ernie, they have the same job he has
@katbowl9971
@katbowl9971 4 года назад
Love it! 😎
@stevenhoheneder984
@stevenhoheneder984 4 года назад
On Family Guy, Bert is a cop/homicide detective. Ernie is his lover.
@BRIANMASON1202
@BRIANMASON1202 Год назад
All 3 are definitely Muppets....only difference is, everyone KNOWS who's hand is up bert and ernies asses. We can only assume who's making bills mouth move. Most likely, its the same cabal behind the tanking of the dollar, the "new normal" world order they are trying to push,Soros, Rothschilds,and other vampires like them. Bill is just one flea on a dog. He probably doesn't even know who's hand is up his ass, he just spews the division that keeps the power and control rolling in. Researchers have found, that the best way to influence a person's beliefs and choices, is to insult them, and make them think everyone BUT them is thinking a certain way....this is a perfect example of that operation in effect. Shows like this, late night, SNL, etc, all work to suppress truth, and force the propaganda, not by TELLING you to conform, but by SHAMING you into it, by making you think youre the only one that DOESNT agree with killing babies, or open borders, or criminals are the victims of a society that seek to hold them down with some imaginary racist thumb.....a WHITE thumb (of course)bc the left believes the poor are mostly black, and class warfare is much more effective than political warfare or racial....just look at the comments, every side thinks the other is wrong...not bc they know them, but they only know what some politician that they agree with or voted for TOLD them that person thinks THEYRE wrong. Make no mistake, every. Career politician on every side thinks the rest of us are. Too stupid to govern ourselves, or understand when we are being manipulated
@matthewcornish3086
@matthewcornish3086 Год назад
I would suggest that they are children as the reason they didn't work.
@K.Spade7902
@K.Spade7902 Год назад
I argue Bert and Ernie are brothers. We never see the parents. Duh!
@jonathanleverdesigner
@jonathanleverdesigner 4 года назад
Deep goat 😂
@thomasjaggers1338
@thomasjaggers1338 Год назад
This guy is the pope in another world and people laugh at this and he caused it
@panchopuskas1
@panchopuskas1 4 года назад
Good selection...
@markcodysr
@markcodysr 4 года назад
Maher stole that “Come Together” gag from the Stern show.
@andrewwestman2407
@andrewwestman2407 4 года назад
Mark Cody or one of his writers
@Ward413
@Ward413 3 года назад
Or... a writer thought of the same joke. Happens with the nightly talk show monologues all the time. Kimmel will do a joke almost identical Fallon and then Conan will do a joke with the same setup and punchline as Colbert. No one stole it from anyway since their shows all air at roughly the same time. It just happens since writing staffs from every show are all looking at the same pop culture headlines to come up with their jokes.
@juanramirez6251
@juanramirez6251 4 года назад
Funny AF!
@akkbuilders
@akkbuilders 4 года назад
You know what you do? You approach them like a Michael Moore!
@sblack48
@sblack48 Год назад
His graphics team is awesome
@evolutionaryadvantage
@evolutionaryadvantage 4 года назад
Radical Jizzum!
@CrackaDon1
@CrackaDon1 4 года назад
I MADE THAT ☝. I AM CRACKADON1. BANNED 4ROM TWITTER. C MY COMEDY @ ROBERT WEINER CRACKADON1
@kenwelch198
@kenwelch198 4 года назад
I need that toilet paper. My ass can take it!
@marilynking4003
@marilynking4003 4 года назад
Paul McCartney - too much information!!!!!
@dickpark9807
@dickpark9807 4 года назад
Temporary spending bills, that have become permanent expenditures. We compile debt like no other... Pay on the interest and push it forward. Who in reality could live their life like this and not be destitute or in prison? California is off the charts. And the leadership refuses to change course, out of pride? Corruption? Or just political power tripping? We will see what the future brings.
@K.Spade7902
@K.Spade7902 Год назад
Daddy Tissues Lol
@r.c.auclair2042
@r.c.auclair2042 7 месяцев назад
9:33. Three years after that, Taylor Swift released Anti Hero, with the lyrics "I'm the problem. It's me." Does that mean Bill Maher now gets to sue her for providing her lyrics without credit or compensation?
@Masternate12
@Masternate12 3 года назад
4:27 is an old Doug Stanhope bit. Almost identical to No Refunds
@domjay
@domjay 4 года назад
7:07 Noooooooo. I can't unsee this now LoL :P
@kingjeremysircornwell7847
@kingjeremysircornwell7847 3 года назад
If I had a wife I would know, she has to tell me everything. THE RULE
@jonessoda4me1
@jonessoda4me1 Год назад
9:20, she should also write a song called, “I have a major case of toxic femininity”! 😊
@kenc9236
@kenc9236 3 года назад
Now this is funny.
@808yorkie
@808yorkie Год назад
As a super MAGa, Bill's one of the fair ones. Way more funny, and fair, than Trevor Noah
@komfykoala6083
@komfykoala6083 2 года назад
@5:14 best one hahahaha
@Dano-uf8ys
@Dano-uf8ys 4 года назад
Sharon Cenna: I was only in Paris for 3 days.
@colinskelding8959
@colinskelding8959 4 года назад
Ernie and Bert hang out and smoke pot just like Bill.👍👍😜
@jeffhoffman784
@jeffhoffman784 4 года назад
I thought he was going to put up a graphic and compare them to Beavis and Butthead :-)
@JeffreyGillespie
@JeffreyGillespie 4 года назад
And they also have a hit TV show, I think you're onto something
@rachellepeterson6225
@rachellepeterson6225 4 года назад
Hahaha!!!
@robertcalamusso1603
@robertcalamusso1603 Год назад
Bill wouldn’t have a chance w Britt ! Go BRITT !! 🔥
@joysmith5179
@joysmith5179 4 года назад
I love the colour of your shirt the hot pink one . You are very bad Bill
@123DASBOOT
@123DASBOOT 4 года назад
Killer, Bill is still a guy. Thank God!
@recusantbile9829
@recusantbile9829 4 года назад
John Wayne toilet paper is ruff tuff and don't take shit off of nobody.
@gazisareembakhtyalam
@gazisareembakhtyalam Год назад
Wow. Bill Maher predicted a Taylor Swift song.
@SLangel18
@SLangel18 Год назад
Oh the last one with Taylor swift was funnier because she did later write a song with lyrics “hi it’s me, I’m the problem it’s me”
@MystikBlue5
@MystikBlue5 2 года назад
Barley visible! I can't.
@deeshiw1
@deeshiw1 Год назад
HAHAHAHAHA
@go-goakins1489
@go-goakins1489 4 года назад
Hahaha! 😎🙌🤟
@MentalD2000
@MentalD2000 Год назад
I bet Swifties hate the last rule
@georgehays4900
@georgehays4900 2 года назад
What do the guests do on Bill Maher’s show
@brianperkins2232
@brianperkins2232 4 года назад
I'll take whatever he's smoking tonight please. Maybe I should wait an hour. I'm still recovering from a Candace Owen s Blaire White conversation
@nikopawlowic6557
@nikopawlowic6557 4 года назад
Bill Maher, Rough and Ready toilet paper? You're ass can take the hard stuff? He's just wanting to see what jokes we come up with for that!
@jeffreyjeziorski341
@jeffreyjeziorski341 4 года назад
@Niko....Bill has always been known to be a hard ass.
@mileslong7572
@mileslong7572 Год назад
She already did with antihero
@janicemurphy7878
@janicemurphy7878 4 года назад
Now irony is the truth. Aw
@utapao74
@utapao74 4 года назад
I liked the debaters pointing line, but Joe Biden is do a new he saluted someone in both debates. Real presidential.
@ktmc3109
@ktmc3109 4 года назад
Come together right now over me. Lol
@ThisIsF-dUp
@ThisIsF-dUp 4 года назад
I’ve an idea: let’s create a fourth branch of government, called the Peoples Branch. Then We The People will use this branch to vote on pending legislation alongside our legislators. That way Congress is forced to listen to the people more than special interests. And if they don’t, we will see.
@daveman5860
@daveman5860 2 года назад
Bertrice n Ernesta,, AKA; Bert n Ernie! F,,, now it all makes sense.
@Dano-uf8ys
@Dano-uf8ys 4 года назад
You like rough and ready, it already exists, in France. Toilet paper so stiff you can actually write home to mom on it. No joke!!_
@Zeldarw104
@Zeldarw104 4 года назад
Damn, Paul McCartney I didn't need to know that shit!? Just why, and I'm kinda glad Linda is not around to hear that but, Stella is please keep some mystery, celebrities, we don't need to know, all your damn, business?! Smdh.😟 Now, when I hear the 70's tune "listen to what the man said" I'm gonna think about John Lennon!?🤫 No, that just aint right?😬 And don't come for me, I'm just a music lover! 🤨
@allogvin9546
@allogvin9546 6 месяцев назад
Bill mar's tough & ready toilet paper? Wasn't that 1 of Trump's businesses that went belly up???
@jacobzaranyika9334
@jacobzaranyika9334 2 года назад
You are really having a hard time - it shows.
@wesleyhite8203
@wesleyhite8203 4 года назад
Bill Maher sounds a lot like Dr. Evil.
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 4 года назад
hey Hey HEY... no dissing Del Taco!
@boblozaintherealworld3577
@boblozaintherealworld3577 4 года назад
Sorry, muchacha. Taco Bell rules!
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 4 года назад
@@boblozaintherealworld3577 muchach-O to you.
@boblozaintherealworld3577
@boblozaintherealworld3577 4 года назад
@@tracyavent-costanza346 Sorry, Señor.
@ciociaroirrequiete2927
@ciociaroirrequiete2927 4 года назад
its ok as long as Van Jones laughs :P
@terrified9205
@terrified9205 2 года назад
7:30 what did he mean?
@computerstar9883
@computerstar9883 2 года назад
I think this is a reference to Jamal Kashogghi's murder.
@Tamar-sz8ox
@Tamar-sz8ox 4 года назад
👏🏼😂👏🏼😂
@alwaysincentivestrumpethic6689
@alwaysincentivestrumpethic6689 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@paulmc3457
@paulmc3457 3 года назад
And also, DUNCAN HUNTER, tell me that isn't the coolest name for a big guy pornstar? Awesome, baby! 😆 😂💪
@belle.m
@belle.m 2 года назад
That Taylor Swift joke was on point! 😂
@sittentotheright
@sittentotheright 4 года назад
🤦‍♂️
@808yorkie
@808yorkie Год назад
Country strong is a term used when someone manhandles something, like equipment, when he looks WAY to small to move it It's called country strong, and you don't use the term in a gym. It's sometimes called cock strong but that largely died out in the 50s and 60s for obvious reasons. I'm sure the movie socks tho
@YaoEspirito
@YaoEspirito 4 года назад
I think all that smiling and pointing shit really got going with Hillary. Clap and smile, point! Clap and smile, point! Clap and point! point!
@jesperkthomsen
@jesperkthomsen 4 года назад
Come together Right now Over me
@mariaquintana4477
@mariaquintana4477 4 года назад
LMFAO
@MrMagnusFogg
@MrMagnusFogg 4 года назад
The original clips have no stupid music added...
@williamtoad8040
@williamtoad8040 4 года назад
Couldn’t he just grow a mustache to hide it 🤔
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 4 года назад
Taylor Swift needs codependent treatment...NOT another hit record.....this is boyfriend number 1000?! Wtf....
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 4 года назад
Bill Maher is capable of *learning* and *growing.* How else is he gonna be all smug and superior? :P
@olgarhodes1648
@olgarhodes1648 4 года назад
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@willieholmes1483
@willieholmes1483 4 года назад
Does anyone know who the lesbian biker chick is in the pic with Biden?
@juliab7901
@juliab7901 4 года назад
#BillMaher a lot of stalking and fake concern here in Indiana. #JimIrsay #IndianapolisColts
@adamc1966
@adamc1966 2 года назад
His stuff was so good...before he became obsessed with Trump. 😥
@margueritehudsell4454
@margueritehudsell4454 3 года назад
Here's a title, The Trouble With Demons.
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