Bill Simmons and Mike Schur Tried to Warn Us About Heat-Celtics in March | The Bill Simmons Podcast 

He was referring to a regular season game when, obviously Joe didn't call timeout because he's allergic to timeouts

lol went straight to the comments to say this 😂

That was the most predictable part of the story. He never calls TO.

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​@@cortneyeverett6927 bad Hebrew Israelite

He hates the heat. He is actually hiding from Dan Lebatard because he know he os going to get grilled about the Celtics.

I've been waiting for this as a heat fan. I wanted Boston all season when they lost the play in game I thought they missed their chance well they got Boston and destroyed them... vindication

@@he4tl1f3r2 Me too. Because We all know they were just saying that to make it a bigger story "when" the Celtics beat us. Welp.. turns out they were right all along. We all wanna be like Mike.. Myers.

@@goose0078 when Miami beat Milwaukee I knew they would get Boston and I was incredibly excited Who would've known the second best player in the east behind Jimmy is brunson lmao

As long as you talk enough, you can go back and pick out old things where you use them to say you were right all along. I hear talking heads saying basically contradictory things all the times depending on the latest news and wind direction. Prove something by making open bets on specifics and maintaining an open record of them that you can show in entirety and compare to others if you wanna impress me. Don’t just take some clips. I hear Shannon Sharps go GOAT praising LeBron then saying he’s got issues he won’t overcome, same with everyone else. The only series I’ve called wrong so far was the Lakers/Warriors one (I underestimated the LeBron favoring by refs lol and the chaos of the Warriors team dynamic with Poole and Dray and all that, also Klay didn’t come through the way I thought he would in game 6, I half seriously conjectured that the Refs/NBA in general wanted LeBron to advance for economic reasons long term but ultimately against Denver the team quality differential was too much for them to hole to sway the outcome, but I admit this is speculative on my part). Jimmy Buckets is one of the few dogs left in the league, and I won’t bet against them ever (though I think Denver may be able to beat them with their team dynamic but I haven’t thought about or analyzed it enough yet to form my opinion but I will if/when they win tonight or Monday night lol, my money is on them winning tonight, I don’t see Boston becoming the first of 151 teams to come back from being down 0-3 given how inconsistent they can be, the way they balled in Game 5 was not something they can reproduce in both of the next 2 games even if they miraculously do tonight in Miami, but we shall see). As far as Boston versus Denver, I would think Denver would fuck them up. Miami would have a greater chance but it’s hard to see myself betting against Denver unless Jimmy Buckets just goes God mode. We shall see!

The Heat have learned, save the hard play for the playoffs - why waste the energy!

I came here from Tobin and man , I thought this was too funny as well , this season had a lot of cag wins , especially that 40 free throw win . I bring that up every time the Heat miss a free throw , “ you made 40 in a row “!

@@kevinjohnson3521 because people pay money to watch you play? So you can a better seed? To make the playoffs which the heat almost didn’t seeing as they lost the first play in and almost lost the second one?

@@bigmoneyshmoneymaker7697 the Heat were following the NBA script!!

Is it still funny? Buncha bums choking hahaha ha

I laughed so loud I woke up my 5 month old twins 😂😂😂

wild

Holy shit I just realized he's Mose from The Office, I thought he was a sportswriter lmfao

wait what the fuck this is him? i recognized the name but didnt make the connection

I used to read his sports blog back in the day (Fire Joe Morgan) and he left the site to go co-create Parks & Rec. He's always had good sports takes.

Kind of explains the indiana basketball pistol Pete thing too, Detlef makes an appearance, Swanson coaches a basketball team, there's a lot of basketball in that show when you think about it

@@nightpandas7178 Yup. Hibbert and Miles Plumlee cameos, Andy/Ben trying to teach Tom basketball for an episode, Larry Bird's grandma was a celebrity guest at the fair... If only they could've gotten some kind of Reggie vs Spike Lee reference...

I promise you they both picked Bucks to beat them in first round.

@@superdopehiphop Yeah, but they gave more respect to the Heat though than the other analysts. Most wrote it off as a sweep and Bucks definitely should’ve beat the Heat in hindsight.

cuz he got ptsd from last season. But celtics supposedly got better from last season. It seems they got worse...

@@mambaASI or Miami is out shooting them significantly, and may have the biggest coaching advantage in playoff history lol.

@@mambaASI Eh they kinda did. Their 1 through 8 is prolly better as far as talent but the difference in defensive effort is insane

@@Fent- yes miami is out shooting them, that is clear as day. BUT is that all just miami getting lucky buckets? Or are many of those shots open due to ball movement and celtics defense lacking? Its a mix of both imo.

Most Heat fans are goofy as hell and say things like fire Spo, trade Tyler for anyone good, etc.

@@luckerooni1153 you had me until you said trade Tyler. Tyler is very mid, and I hope he doesn’t play. It’s not a surprise all the ego is gone when he’s not in the lineup

​@@luckerooni1153 Yeah because Lakers and Celtics fans don't say stupid shit when things are bad 🙄

@@KaiserReb I’m a heat fan and I like Tyler’s game but it doesn’t fit our team. They can find a high efficiency shooter with maybe less ability getting to the basket, and iso plays, but that plays better defense. He’s not worth the money, trade him and get another big, retain Strus, Martin, Vincent on cheap contracts. Lowry I’d resign but only to veterans minimum. His presence is great in locker room and during playoffs. Injury prone though

@@KaiserReb yea his bubble playoff run was his peak. Hasn't been that dude since.

It aged the Heat fans by 10 years 👴🏾

Jimmy Butler was 2nd in clutch player of the year award 🔥 Butler is clutch.

Well they have had so many close games like I think the most of the season . Also the most wins in close games this year .

if by being terrible you mean being hurt and having to play UD then yeah we had to train hard af 😂

Not terrible. Just nicks and injuries all over the place which meant everybody had to play. Miami can go 9 or 10 deep if needed.

And yet you, bill, Mike all had Heat losing to Bucks when they were healthy before playoffs started

This is more Clairvoyant Mike Schur than Bill.

Not getting swept lol.

@@crazylegs1324 going down 0-3 and then losing in 5 is still getting swept. its just gentlemens swept

@@allank8497 you’re assuming a win for Miami is guaranteed in game 5.

@@allank8497 now it’s 3-3.

​@@crazylegs1324 the heat always win the hard way all throughout the season. Them having a 3-0 lead in the ECF is foreign to them. Winning a game 7 in Boston is the most Miami Heat thing to happen in the ECF. I bet if the Heat will win the Finals vs. the Nuggets, it would be a game 7 coming back from a 0-3 to be the 1st team in history to ever win from that defecit simply because that's what this Heat team is. The ultimate underdogs who has No quit mentality.

we just missing a chip to be the best really. ECF last 3 of 4 years. it’s looking like it’s about to be 2 finals trips. only one other team has been more successful and it’s been the bucks but only because they did get the one chip.

You can even argue the best team. No team has been to as many ECFs other than Boston and now they'll be in their second finals. More than any other team.

Maybe not this year according those cluth and 4th quarter number, not the same level as last year

@glenn8886 that’s fair. I willingly suffer from eternal optimism