Birthday Gifts - SNL 

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@@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS give me one good Reisling why I should?

@@benswindlehurst1857 Because I said so. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I read your comment at the 2:23 mark, right when Regina King said it.

I also need the “Home: where the ho and me come together”

I just looked it up on etsy lmao

But I have a vinyl cutter and will do what I have to do

I read it as it was said.

Id probably buy the "Hey Barkeep, i wanna die tonight" sign

Ikr

They were projecting too much...

@@PuzzlePinkdolltuber thanks

Are you in this video?

Imagine all the "no"followed by the reasons why.

😂

Was that your favorite line?

That's funny, I say it way more often now

I love the end of the one sign that says "basically I sit in dirt and drink".

The way she says, "It's my fa-vor-it.

That would have been some good improv.

1,000th like ik nobody cares but I think it's cool

This might have been the dress rehearsal cause she didn’t flub her lines live. Love this one !

"Basically I just sit in drink dirt and drink"

@@cjpatz I just saw a replay of it on NBC and she messed up the lines there too. Interesting.

i said “same aide, same” out loud

Agreed

I loved that one lol

I legitimately want that one lol

@@Altom85 I may have said the same thing to a bartender when I was in college.

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I don’t understand the alcoholic joke, please explain T.T

@@patrickhsu5582 a sponsor is someone who helps you through the process of Alcoholics Anonymous. So someone who has a sponsor in the first place knows they have a problem. They lied to their sponsor, though, and are out drinking. So the joke is like the disconnect in self-awareness

I do embroidered signs and after seeing how many people want this, I'm going to make an all-"I'm sexually promiscuous and my house is dirty" Etsy shop.

It's weird how she kept looking at the cue cards instead of just reading the signs.

Hilarious

Stupid.

@@ender003 its because if you she turned her head the audience can't see her facials and stuff

@@Elena-hv3lk Her facial expressions while reading aren't important. That's what reacting afterward is for. It just looks awkward and unnatural the way it was done.

That one was "My favorite".

Come on, Rachel. Take it easy. It ain't water.

same

Oof

I don't get it

Such an amazing actress but she was also so GAME for everything as a host! The weed gummy sketch was a particular stand out haha. And omg her 70s singer?!

She’s my favorite 😉

Same, I've added that saying to my "things to embroider" list

I want it too!!! But I'd like it better if it said 'where the Ho in Me comes together' 🤣

My husband and I actually made this sign for a white elephant party this year. It was a big hit.

That ones my favorite

I'm gonna make it

Heck yeah!! Me TOO!! 😂🤣

@@lguimarin06 girl, for real?

I want a "I am sexually promiscuous, but at least my house is clean!" sign. But I guess promiscuity is kind of expected from guys, makes it less special.

I want the “ Hey barkeeper, I want to die tonight”

@@cosmicslacker omg same

yes

lmfaoooo

a lot of it especially the last like 5-7 years is pretty unfunny i think. but these kind of sketches are definitely good. It is way better in this youtube format - you dont have to sit through 8 'so stupid you roll your eyes' ones to get the good ones

snl has always had its ups and downs with sketches, episodes, and even full seasons. i personally think the cast is great and are really funny, but the writers just don't know how to utilize them properly except for maybe kate, keenan, and cecily

Yes you definitely have that middle-age Suburban white woman act down!😄👌

Words are losing all meaning these days

@@dr.loomis4221 Honestly, literally , like personally, not gonna lie.... lol, of that needs to stop. I saw a “preciate that” on a post recently 🤦‍♂️

The way she says "ooh that's funny too! That's a tough call!" is just so familiar!

@@dr.loomis4221 didn't you know, everything is iconic these days

Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign?

This was an intervention.

They were all signs...literally.

Ba dum dum tsissh

"Here's your sign."

Cheers to that 🥂

Write a letter

I agree. I hate all those "wine mommy" signs normalizing problem drinking

I work at a store where we sell that and it's sooo uncomfortable. Like one of the signs we display unironically says "parenting tip: wine" O.O

Yeah, white western women have such easy lives in this world they get to develop alcoholism in the comfort of their own man-paid home

Ikr

I wonder if they actually ordered them from etsy

prop department made those

@@bananamanfrl And then the creator watches SNL and is like 😮 “My signs🤩”

Job security

@@CaliMel184 Absolutely. I just didn’t quite notice it until I intentionally stopped that we’re kind of expected to drink everywhere. For most people it isn’t a problem, but if you’re facing any kind of addiction or hardship that ends up being compounded by using substances as a long term crutch, it’s almost like- no wonder! The messaging that we need to be intoxicated around other moms, after yoga, after work, around our kids, holed up at home, out on the weekend- it’s everywhere. And it’s pretty tongue-in-cheek funny until it’s not, which makes this so hilarious.

Also, "Im a grown ass woman, drinking is a choice. I dont need to tell you my life story if I would rather have a coke than wine." - sincerely, someone who just prefers soda to alcohol

God this mom wine shit is so played out.

@Midnight Raven it’s a coping mechanism. And alcohol is psychologically and physically addictive

@Midnight Raven they can and some do. Alcoholics don’t just start seeing a therapist and stop drinking in the blink of an eye. For many, sobriety is the hardest thing they’ve ever done. Most can’t even fathom it in the beginning. Typically it takes years.

It's my favorite

Good point

... and everyone have floral patterns on their clothes except Chole's

yeah that actually is a good point lol

true

Stage crew

Not me, due to too many depressed people in lock down have committed suicide

I actually want that one...

@@davidthedeaf dude I have crippling depression and it’s still hilarious

@@davidthedeaf Jesus debbie downer

@@davidthedeaf I'm sorry. That's hard to deal and cope with and is very real. But as a former alcoholic and continually depressed person, it really helps to joke about it. It's not making fun of it, it's finding the humor in the rotten and miserable parts of life. If I didn't I wouldn't be able to cope with my struggles. I NEED to make light of it. You know that's why they used to make tragedies in Shakespeare time to purge us of all of our sadness. And then they started mixing tragedies with comedies because they found people enjoy laughing at things they struggle with. If you want an example of joking about tragedy in a way that's cruel I'd look up the comedy central roast with Steve-O and Amy Schumer making a joke about Ryan Dunn's death straight to his best friend's face. There's a big difference.

We can't help it. I was literally looking at some new ones to buy when my daughter texted me a Trey Kennedy sketch making fun of them.

Not sure whether to smile or cry with that one.

"No she does. Look closer."

that ones my favorite

😂😂😂😂😂😂

And hobby lobby lol

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Home Goods

Home Stuff rules!

Thank you for saving me a visit to urban dictionary. Signed, Grateful mom

Thanks, I needed that.

Quite sad and tasteless that those women actually hang that rubbish in their homes.

Ex employee I can confirm

I see what you did there

Lmao

Is better than bottom shelf.

Me too 😂😂😂

did you end up finding it later?

So did she 😂

That was my favorite

what did you lose?

But this next one is my FAY-VO-RIT!

Right 😂😂😂😂😂

Easily the best line 🤣

The delayed laugh was what did it for me. I realized it was a joke mid-cringe, which made it even funnier.

I knew something was up at 1:40 😅😂😂😂

AGREED

really this shit is not funny

YUP. I wish every sketch was this good

Funniest in a while

It wasn’t an intervention

Ikr! Subtle yet classy 😄👌

The best reads are disguised as a complimemt

“Look closer” “I DID!”

@@adriennethiery5432 lolol 😫

😂

nice one

😂

🤣🤣🤣

Same, except I started going to different liquor stores once a store clerk starts addressing me by name

ROFLMAO🤣💀

Its bc their bin is full. Not bc the trashman might think theyre an alchie. I know for personal reasons.

@@ChristinaFromRU-vid No, that’s not the case here. Each year, we are given a bunch of stickers that we can put on any bags of garbage or recycling that won’t fit in our can. All you have to do is sit it next to or on top of your cans and the garbageman will take it. And even if their bins were full, we pay for trash removal separately for each house here. What gives them the right to come and put their garbage in my can? Can I park my car in their driveway? Come take their newspaper if I get to it before they do?

@@tvdavis Yeah I agree. I know in some countries, you're charged for your trash/sewer based on weight. So in essence, in your case you'd be charged extra for all of the items that were sneaked into your bin. It's just a weird thing to do, like just wait until next week, or go down to the recycling center in person if you really have that much extra! 😂

LOL. Did she?

@@healinggrounds19 Lmao no but I don't think she was buying our reassurances after that 🤣

Lol! That’s hilarious and made me laugh out loud

Literally my least favorite kind of gift are those cheap bath sets. I would have lost it lol

oh noooo 💀 I feel bad for her lol

Cecile IS the mom on pills vibe 💊

She can play anything. She’s one of my favorites and I don’t think she gets enough credit.

I'm guessing you would like the "Home is where the Ho and me meet" sign as well.

That one was "My favorite".

I want the Hey Barkeep, I wanna die haha

@@sideboob4276 I actually made a sign that says "its not a whore house, its a whore home"

@@Molly-et5xl lmaooooooooooo... U could sell those!!

I cackled at this

Same! That part made me laugh so hard

I'd buy that one

Just look at the COLOUR

As soon as I saw the walls I thought of her

It’s a beautiful colour! Just don’t touch it

@@romama7240 once it's touched IT MUST BE REDONE!

“ARE YOU DRUNK?!”

Why is “was my favorite” in quotes?

It is the weed and this is an instant classic.

agreed

Co-signed

I so agree. I was lmao.

They don’t gotta be mutually exclusive lol

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What if it's the accurate prediction of 2021?

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Serves her right for missing those 3 Christmas episodes and letting poor Lauren Holt do her work.

​@@JackMensahBonsu Wasn't she filming Shrill then?

Yeah, the women have been funnier than the male cast for a while now

Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign?

Bowls bowls

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