When I was younger, I remember I use to look around the church during a praise break with my stank teenage attitude and I’d be thinking “why they so happy ? They must be going to the Cheesecake Factory after service, that’s why. 😒” 😂 God wasn’t through with me and He still ain’t! Praise Him!
Yoooooo in my church when I was a kid, the deacon used to talk about the three G’s for offering... grit grace and greenback 😂😂 The closing definitely brought back memories. May the Lord watch between me and thee, while we’re absent; one from another. Amen.
This really made me smile! Somethings were sooooo similar. You popped up in my feed and while I don't get all the references, I really like the feeling you put out there. I really appreciate having a glimpse of how others do things. And, your funny! Keep it up! 💙
Keep Acting Up = if we WERE NOT IN PUBLIC IN THE LORDS HOUSE or if you think the reign of God is Rough it’s nothing repeat NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT IM BOUT TO DO
Yep, all the cliche's from the African American church. I also remember, "Let's give God a hand as the "Man'd" of God comes up." And o, yes, "Put your hands together for Jesus."
When he spoke on the CHURCH Mother I am one and I'm 33 but I don't play ask my kid's 😆. I do say let the Lord use ya, I do say when pastor preaches I don't know what she was saying because she lost me, I will cuss you if need be 🤷. This was too funny but accurate 😂😂😂😂
Not black, but went tho a very southern, very Baptist, very spiritual and many races. 1. Woman 1. Girl, did you hear about the Smith's, they are having a spell. Woman 2. Oh. Do I need to pray for them? Woman 1. No Girl, this calls for a casserole. 2. Upon seeing a child who is clumsy, a klutz, an accident waiting to happen. "Bless their hearts, the Good Lord must've needed to keep their angels busy. " 3. If you have not had a pastor say on your 23rd chorus of "Just as I Am" that "we won't leave here till that one person the spirit is telling me need to get saved, or re-dedicate their life comes forward" At which point someone always chooses to be the 'sacrificial lamb'.
Ha! Very funny video. I was brought up Roman Catholic, so we were used to 45 minute Masses on Sunday. I went to a black church with a friend once, and it lasted about 3 hours. I left with the worst headache of my life. I wonder what Roman Catholic Translations would look like.
I remember a Brother by the name of Evangelist Don Brankel. He was preaching one time and told about this Preacher. He said, concerning this Preacher:"When this Preacher used to say Finally, my Brethren, you still had a good half hour"! I can't stand long-winded Preachers!😁 Make your points, be short as you can possibly be, and then give an Altar Call! When you've got Preachers that Preach anything beyond the 45 minute mark, all they're doing is beating the air! Even the Apostle Paul warned against just going on and on...it tends to have different kinds of effects on people. Whether they fall asleep, or get impatient, or whatever. Make your point(s), be as quick as you can about it, then wind it up with an Altar Call, or a Benediction, or something. Know what I mean? Have a great day, & Thanx for the video! (You got a lot of great stuff here! It'd be nice if people, especially Preachers, would just say what they mean to say, & not play with their play)!!!
I really love the word, but one time we had a long winded interim Pastor. My baby was one year old, crying, screaming and I used her to go out many times. 😅
Present the speaker with the speaker's offering. We can't pay you for the services you have rendered but accept this as a token of our appreciation. $25