Black Ops Cold War for meme lords 

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Adler: We are going back to Vietnam. *Fortunate Son intensifies*

“Only chads use Iron sights” spoken like a true hero

When Zanny said “I feel manipulated” as he’s playing as Bell is very foreshadowing and he doesn’t even know it

Zanny: "I'm joining communist" *Next Episode* Zanny: "I serve the soviet union"

President reagan: "you'll never be able to kill him without committing war crimes" Zanny: "Mr President committing war crimes is my specialty"

“Dropping 5 payloads of democracy on the target” Murica “that’s a copy”

"Who the Hell is Perseus?" *PERCY JACKSON*

"There are optional missions in COD now?" *cries in Infinite Warfare*

"Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world" Zanny: "No that's America." The CIA disliked that

Zanny: "I am great at stealth" Also him: Yells STEALTH whenever he kills someone

"Could you turn off the rotors I can't hear the music"

“There’s such a thing as too much fan-service.” *looks towards Rise of Skywalker*

" cant wait to be addicted for a week then forget all about it" call if duty has never been more perfectly summarized in one sentence.

"The Berlin wall...they put Manuel Neuer in this game" Spain: *observe*

“Single largest threat in the free world” *menendez has entered the chat*

"These optional missions are completely pointless." The secret intel puzzles: "Bruh..."

Last time I was this early, Zanny still hadn't met his arch-nemesis, the stationary object.

“Pilot, can you stop the rotors? I can’t hear the music.” Famous last words.

"That's it, we've killed all the russians" *rolls credits* 😂😂

5:40 I can’t get over the idea of screaming “STEALTH” during a stealth mission

"Hey Zakhaev nice arm. Haha what" *has flashbacks*

When a corona gets it lime, a zanny gets his war crime- Sun Tzu

I really like that the Idea that Mason still has trauma over *Numbers* and just starts screams at just random times because there's just a clock in the Room.

Not gonna lie, totally loled at "The Berlin Wall, this is so cool, they put Manuel Neuer in this game"

Ur alexa joke triggered my alexa and proceeded to make me fall out my chair.

Adler: "Perseus is dead" "Yeah ancient Greece was ages ago" You clever son of a gun

Dude Zanny cheers me up so much it’s crazy, I use his videos as background noise to sleep because quietness makes my anxiety flair, and I get lost in his videos, since he plays only games that I play, when he makes inside jokes I actually feel involved, and since i’ve been here for like 3 years it genuinely feels like I am following with Zanny, one of my many inspirations to do youtube, I hope I get a friend group like Zanny has, keep going i’m sure you’ll only grow from here i’ll try to be every step of the way

“Guards about to catch my dumbass” that line killed me

I love how all your dialogue choices are at the same mindset of: "Wait, what happens if i choose this one lol"

Toby Maguire when he sees Rick Astley in the thumbnail: finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

I’ve been with your channel for about a year now and it’s great to see that you reached 1 million subs, Congrats dude.

6:08 Don't try to fool us. You wanted to take him to your castle. LADY DIMITRESCU.

I like that Zanny's the only one who doesn't pretend to know everything about the story

“ Nice, your warcrime committing skills are remarkable ” - Gaz

12:06 when the care package doesn't care for you:

That’s exactly how Americans feel looking over the border to Canada

I want a full release of “baby it’s Cold War outside”

Ah, a Percy Jackson reference. My respect for you only grows.

3:16 “They knew what they were doing I feel manipulated.” u aint wrong chief

1:02 Inhale* "NOW THIS,IS PODRACI-"Gets copyright striked by the Mouse,The true dark emperor...

01:48 *Ronald Reagan:* I know their names. Who do you think approved their last war crim-... I mean _last mission_ ?

“By order of the black ops” is that a peaky blinder reference

“These Vietnamese, who are very much in range.” Wait, isn’t lord Zan-Man from Vietnam?

(Mason at a restaurant) “Yeah could I get 3 orders of…” Mason: “are those? NUMBERS!?”

This game is definitely setting up a “Cold War” universe within the “Black Ops” universe. Canonically there’s still 4 years between the end of Cold War and the beginning of the flashback levels in BOII, and that’s not to say they couldn’t have more levels filling in the time between the flashback levels in BOII

“Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world” Zanny: no that’s America! The cia will remember that

"5 payloads of democracy coming down on you" me: oh yeah, thats 5 payloads of freedom

"There's such a thing as too much fan service" *metal gear solid 4 sweats profusely*

"He dosn't even use an Instagram filter. Loser." -Cold War Sun Tzu

"Qasim, is out of the picture" He's also out of life.

1:32 yes thats my man!!! Or should I say “ah, I see you are a man of culture yourself”

* playing as mason * Zanny : GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Mind: Vietnam is your home country, stop watching the video Me: *Uncontrollable laughing*

Zanny using Rick Astley instead of Tobey Maguire This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.

Nobody : Absolutely Nobody : 1969 PTSD : 2:17

9:20 ITS LITERALLY "NO RUSSIAN" LMAO

0:15 "your war crime committing is remarkable" Germany: *nervous sweating*

Fun fact: The thumbnail is actually a real picture taken on dec. 17th, Rick Astley day. Rick won the war by telling us how hes feeling, and making is understand. This famous speech was turned into a hit single to commemorate his achievements, a song called never gonna give you up. Rick is truly a inspiration to us all.

When you did the “Alexa, what time is it” my Alexa actually responded

Zanny: *gets a triple headshot* Also Zanny: load size: *MAXIMUM*

Really wish Zanny would’ve included having to decrypt all that evidence for those side missions.

"When someone dies blame it on a war crime" -Sun Zoo

1:25 wow i didnt know that percy was a comrade

i love it when you laugh so hard you move away from your mic and it’s just distant howling

"Your war crime committing skills are incredible." Sun Tzu to his son-

I actually surprisingly liked this game lol, online needs work though

CoD: Garbage CoD with Zanny commentary: “It’s beautiful..”

0:47 TSA when someone slipped through the recktum search😂

"Your war crime commiting skills are remarkable" Sun Tzu: we will watch your career with great interest Edit: this is the most likes ive ever gotten omg

The Cheddar joke has aged like fine wine and Cheese

8:14 he is still planning his counter attack

Zanny : Is that a Gorbachev ? Brezhnev : No , this is Brezhnev !!!

"what? Tianamen? never heard of it." -Activision after getting spooked by china

Adler: *we're going back to Vietnam* Mason and woods: *PTSD and rage of a thousand suns* Zanny: sweet, I'll get the sound- Yt algorithm: *money money money, give it all to me*

Imagine if Zanny plays BO2 "Optional missions are useless nowadays" -zanny playing cold war Haha, optional missions are not useless!

"Your war crime skill are remarkable" LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WHEN I WAS PLAYING

Zanny: "Three tangos. F&%k it." "Shoots all three without alerting suspicion" Zanny: AHHHHHHHH!!! (Trying desperately not to splurge himself)

You know it's a zanny cod video when he: Pokes fun at CoD Plays 'Symapathy for the devil' Plays 'Fortunate son'

Love the part at 5:34 where the german Stasi employee says "Scheusse!" wenn it really would be "Scheiße!" meaning "Shit!" :D

5:00 They put Manuel Neuer in this game. The berlin Wall 😂😂

"They put Manuel Neuer in the game" I'm weak asf

I can’t get over how good Zanny is at singing

Zanny: "Take cover! Flash out!" Also Zanny: *Throws grenade*

I just watched 12 tons of freedom being unloaded into my brain

The Berlin Wall Zanny: oh they put Manuel Neuer in this game! Literally two days after Germany lose 6-0 Truly the wall has fallen again

Zanny videos in a nutshell: Introduction Jokes that transition into a music or singing Jokes confused screams Panic screams More panic and confused screams Screams cuz he did something pog -Tension moment that gets interrupted by a kirin comercial break More memes El fin.

7:32 I thought the EXACT same thing your not alone in this zanny ahahah

No cap, I was watchign this video on my phone and when Zanny said "Alexa, what time is it?" My Alexa legit said the time. She didn't say it was time for the master flank. So dissapointing

Zanny needs to play Black Ops 2, he’s missing a lot.

When zanny does a crime: I ROBBED A BANK The witness said to cops: I SAW CRIME Cop: what did he look like? Witness:I don’t know he didn’t have face

This man really played the 5th game, that takes place in between the 1st and 2nd game without any context of where it is in the timeline, and also having not played the 2nd and 3rd game. I respect how little sense your decisions make

Adler: "Perseus is the single largest threat to the free world" Zanny: "no that's America" goddamn Zanny going for the neck

6:21 "Jesus Christ...thats Jason Bourne"

0:52 zanny makes better lines then *I'm a God damn ONION Mason*

Zanny : I am having fun in cold war Sbmm: no u will have no fun ever

I lost it when he said" perseus is percy jackson"

“Well I’m here to free you,” FROM THIS LIFE

9:00 , same option I just went....uuuuhhhhhhhhhh well

Zanny I just want to say a thank you because I have been going through some really stressful stuff in my life and your making it a lot easier to get through. I just want to thank you, all of you....