hey your the LEAST likely to go bankrupt out of all of south america at least so thats something. like being the dude first in line running away from a rolling boulder.
8:25 I like how OpenTTD and Cyberpunk have wildly different interpretation of how mega-corporations and multi-billionaires would run the world if left to their own devices.
Everyone knows that one bro, there isn't a single person in Europe that doesn't know it, plus, a LOT of people in any part of the world know it, even in Africa
@@seshgreen4084 Sorry that we have the basic decency of putting the day before the month. Didn't know it went month, day then year like wow makes so much sense ayy lmao
@@nyuraki_industries I don’t get it either it’s just what we do over here. We changed many thing to be our “own” system to be different but it just causes confusion... honestly america kinda sucks... but we have some things better than a lot of the world... not much.... but some
As the Train toot started on that day, Heard a hundred miles away, A million crashes happened, And the green fields to turned to grey. The collisions happened all day long, Yet the people went in throngs. Suicidal lemmings, Now the traps been sprung and the battle's begun. Descend into Madness, 303 trains failing to run, Fields of They're Dumb! And the battle has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fall one by one, under the tonne, Thy will be done! And the judgment has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fields of They're Dumb. Though a million trains have scared the land, No one has the upper hand, From the tracks above to trenches, Where the captains make their stand. As the canals slowly fill with mud, And then quickly block the flood, Death awaits in every corner, Tracks splattered in blood, Please read the damn HUD. Descend into Madness, 303 trains failing to run, Fields of They're Dumb! And the battle has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fall one by one, under the tonne, Thy will be done! And the judgment has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fields of They're Dumb. Fields of dumb collisions, turned to wasteland from the grass, Thou should go no further, 'less you're really stupid, lass! The spirit of collision, end this madness we implore! So go ahead, face the red, loggerheads, now you're broke, stupid bloke, money's all in smoke. Descend into Madness, 303 trains failing to run, Fields of They're Dumb! And the battle has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fall one by one, under the tonne, Thy will be done! And the judgment has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fields of They're Dumb.
"Caused? This entire rail network IS confusion, and it can't be delayed because they don't have bloody time tables! I'm never complaining about Sodor again!" -Sir Topham Hatt
@@pieceofschmidtgamer It's a reference to Generation Kill. One of the people who appears is a less-than-reliable captain that the enlisted Marines call Captain America. He has a scene where he freaks out his entire convoy by engaging an unoccupied car with an AK-47 without saying anything to anyone. When questioned on why he did this stupid, stupid thing, he claimed he was denying the enemy transportation.
@@Perseus17 A canines privates have a large knot or ball like section. They are either asking if she could take it or if she would have one. Don't know if that's what you wanted but there you go.
I love how you turn a city-building game into a war game. It's a masterpiece. THAT SAID, I feel sorry for all the poor little pawns down there in pixel-land, who get blown up just for all your (and my) sadistic amusement. Like, it's funny and cute from a Gods-eye perspective, but imagining myself as the poor souls who see land magically spawn specifically to block my path...I'd be super angry and/or sad that the GODS (a.k.a. players) are conspiring against me. Also 9:12 is the summary of my life.
im sorry please god tell me they aren't talking about fubuki from hololive oh god i think they are i really dident want to learn that the cadians were hololive fans this way
Oh Transport Tycoon... My favourite trick was the put a length of track behind an competitor's train station, stoplights and a depot. Then buy the cheapest train, inch it towards their station and just as it turns around, halt it. It's enough on their tracks that if their train comes to the station it'll collide and explode or, alternatively, their train will just circle the track using up money without making any.
Same, although I'm baffled at the amount of train crashes. I don't know if it's an effect of being drunk or sabotage, but after you learn signals, it's just almost impossible to loose trains.
This is hilarious and I love everything OpenTTD, was this a stream? If so, where can I find the vod? I’d love to see you guys do more videos on this game.
I once broke my calm friend in Mario Party. He was ahead of three of us by like 3 stars, so we all concocted this evil plan when he went to the bathroom. We saved coins to sabotage him of his stars after talking shit 🤣 we didn't care who won, we just wanted him to lose, it's so petty
I installed ship ai, it has about 30% more economical profit than me, so i isolated all of its ports and locks by raising the terrain in front of it, and now 75% of their company is mine
