Blonde Roast Colonic & A Farm Fight To The Death - Episode 218 - Spitballers Comedy Show

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Today we talk about driving without a windshield, friends that brag too much, and getting a root canal. Then, the fellas share some real life wacky news stories before drafting farm tools for a fight to the death. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
01:45 - Would You Rather?
27:35 - Is This Real Life?
38:20 - Draft: The Best Places To Sit
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24 сен 2024

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@alanrodriguez3011 Год назад

This "why do we need a windshield?" convo has me tilted. They spend so much time talking about pebbles, what about rain, or snow? Can tell they're in Arizona where weather is a myth. Imagine driving without a windshield at 10 below zero in the snow. 🤣

@Alex-xp4rb Год назад

Or, ya know, WIND. It’s literally called a wind shield. It shields the wind which when you’re driving at 70mph is hitting you in the face at 70mph without one.

@rid098765432 Год назад

My favorite part is later they say using the windshield wipers on jasons tractor to remove andys pestiside in the battle royale. Like they already forgot about removing their windshields.

@bingley_music Год назад

As someone who grew up and lives on a farm, the 1.01 is a definitely a shotgun. Thats how the majority of us humanely kill our cattle before butchering.

@therancidpizzabox2977 Год назад

I’d love to hear a “Worst wedding presents” draft

@spitballers Год назад

Stay tuned...

@ColinNasty 3 месяца назад

did they ever do this bro? lol

@therancidpizzabox2977 3 месяца назад

@@ColinNasty they sure did! Nov 21, 2022

@justanotherdude655 Год назад

Greatest throw ever taking a horse over a tractor LOL

@nubby2790 Год назад

How did a combine and ATV/4-wheeler not get drafted? Combine for power and intimidation, and 4-wheeler for speed.

@kylewillis4223 Год назад

Waiver wire draft: double barrel shotgun, pickup truck, a shovel, and steel toe boots

@stefanmilosevic8664 Год назад

No one drafted a BULL?! 🐂 lol

@Plan__B 6 месяцев назад

I've had an Owl dive-bomb my windshield. I was greatful for the windshield... it was a night Owl.

@William9alex Год назад

Grew up on a farm in Canada. You'd be surprised how many different tools farmers have - not much work gets outsourced on a farm, so yes, you would find many different tools including fire arms which should have been the 1.01

@elizabethlee6077 Год назад

Yellow lights also depend on speed limits. Longer for higher speeds

@davidlopp80 Год назад

Loved the college humor "Badman" references 🤣🤣 classic videos

@Jorgenaut 7 месяцев назад

That Batman reference is premium 👌

@sportsguy1138 Год назад

NEW EPISODE SO EARLY LETS GO

@sportsguy1138 Год назад

AND over an hour long episode. What an incredible start to the week

@floydblackmon6896 Год назад

My understanding is that the yellow light time depends on the speed limit its around. If it's 45 mph you'll have 4.5 seconds for the yellow. If it's 25 mph it's 2.5 secs

@sportsguy1138 Год назад

How did a giant farm Combine not get drafted. Fortress, mobile and high ground

@benjaminheavener9705 Год назад

Slow though I would imagine.

@nubby2790 Год назад

I would use it for intimidation. It is fast enough to get around a farm.

@jerodrexing7575 Год назад

Husqvarna 9676 😂 good chime in owl!

@thomasbuckley Год назад

This is the best way to start the week

@Richard__Cranium Год назад

I had to get a root canal a few years back and it was actually quite pleasant. They gave me like 3 or 4 shots to numb my gums/teeth and I didn't feel a thing other than the sensation of them working on my tooth which felt pretty relieving. It was like a massage for the inside of my tooth.

@NejiijeN Год назад

The best farm roster would be combine harvester, bull, rifle, and chainsaw

@kreator75 Год назад

A Bull and a shotgun are the clear 101 102 .. can’t believe neither was in any of you guys list

@bradleygoodell4046 Год назад

Can I show up to the battle royale with a pickup truck, shotgun, 4wheeler, and hunting dog since you guys didn’t draft em?

@robiapicca5967 Год назад

Yellow light times go hand in hand with the speed limit of that area... if it's a 45 or 55 speed limit, you need longer than if it's a 25 or a school zone (at least in MA)

@jstnsmutek Год назад

Farmers need a gun to protect chickens from the Fox's. So that would've been my 1.01

@matthewsmith5618 Год назад

In the UK the buzzard is a common bird of prey, looks like a brown hawk-like bird

@MW-mx8qk Год назад

Andy's toothenasia joke didn't get the reaction it deserved

@zachtompkins9771 Год назад

Jason was so close to saying ‘ho fo sho’ but didn’t quite get there

@cjax2000 Год назад

If Mike had taken a horse and then a SHOTGUN! (obviously farmers USE them) he would of had a weapon to fight Jason's tractor AND Andy's hay bales. (The pick of a shot gun BY ANYBODY in this draft would be the game changer - I used Mike in my example because he had the first pick and shot gun was obviously still available over chain saw) BUT NO one picked it!! So without it being picked I have to say that Jason's tractor is what most likely makes him the winner. No weapons seem to be great at injuring him and Andy's fort is not a problem, and eventually the horse will get tired.

@ryanbozzo1161 Год назад

For the draft it’s probably cheating but every farmer owns a shotgun. If it was vetoed I would change to a Cattle Prog

@natevoss9199 Год назад

Crop dusting airplane?

@brygoss6733 Год назад

Baseball kick a chicken

@danh9093 Год назад

How do you not draft a rifle?

@elizabethlee6077 Год назад

As a person who grew up on a farm.. your lack of farm knowledge is cringey. You think it’s still the mid 1900s

@getgudmedia7934 Год назад

Definitely had a veto conversation prior, cuz i expected shotgun and pickup truck 1.01 & 1.02. I liked this version of the draft better [EDIT] Ahh there it is

@natevoss9199 Год назад

I thought of a crop dusting airplane and a shotgun

@getgudmedia7934 Год назад

@@natevoss9199 ooo I like the plane pick