163 - How To Be Popular

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Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot.
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@Dad_Brad 4 года назад

I love how he breaks down high school popularity groups exactly like a CIA officer breaks down intelligence gathering theory

@Tristanthepiston 3 года назад

One of the creepiest comments Ive read, ever. How much Duct Tape and Zip Ties do you carry in your gym bag?

@RiskyBRiskyB 3 года назад

"The best way to destroy a system is from within"

@SgtSickNasty42 3 года назад

@Jaime Yousef Bro enough. Shill somewhere else.

@BlazRa 2 года назад

He's not even close to telling the truth there are several people who are popular in high school and grow up to be just completely basic bitch losers it really boils down to what you consider being a winner means

@lolgamez9171 2 года назад

@@BlazRa yeah in my opinion it's the mindset you have 16 months after graduation that matters.

@garrywellman 4 года назад

"A Jewish kid who wants to be black but thinks he's Italian." The most spot-on description of a certain type of person in high school I've ever heard

@usceccu 3 года назад

Andrew Schulz ?

@adaorannadi247 3 года назад

@@usceccu this exactly what i was thinking

@BoqPrecision 3 года назад

And it rubs off/leaves an impression on his younger sister...so three and a half decades later we get Drake.

@vitalorgan2946 3 года назад

Also the Italian kid that dresses like and hangs out with black people even though he’s racist

@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 2 года назад

@@BoqPrecision how did this sip through the cracks

@GodsNode 4 года назад

I could have used this 20 years ago.

@joedugan9544 4 года назад

You got the blue chew..

@BasilHagens 3 года назад

@Benjamin Rallo how bout could've Bro u needa chill wtf

@withnail-and-i 3 года назад

@Benjamin Rallo Bro the guy was joking, slack off the booze and roids, take some good ol Xanax

@followdanger890 3 года назад

@Benjamin Rallo you’re a loser ngl

@codymontgomery5316 3 года назад

@Benjamin Rallo ha! You’re fuckin fun brother! Your rants are true to ol’ Timmy’s comedy. Kudos, my friend.

@xandermander6035 2 года назад

I’m not even exaggerating when I say this is in the top 10 the greatest podcasts of all time.

@VengefulPolititron Год назад

The Steve Deace Show Unashamed with Phil Robertson The Black Phillip Show (Patrice O'Neal) Ten Minute Podcast The Tim Dillon Show Made By Jim Bob The Universe Next Door Mark Dice (not really a podcast) Hammerhand Undead Chronic XIV

@WAR-DAMN-EAGLE Год назад

@@VengefulPolititron You didn't include MSSP. I can't respect this list.

@piersonmcwayne1136 Год назад

@@WAR-DAMN-EAGLE I’m sure those pods are good but god damn throw the whole list away with no mssp

@astroboirap Год назад

@@VengefulPolititron cumtown?

@gingerninja3332 2 месяца назад

In no particular order: Cumtown Tim Dillon Show MSSP JRE (in its prime) Black Philip (Patrice 😇👨🏿) Ten Minute Podcast Opie and Anthony (in its prime)

@BlakeCocoa 3 года назад

Honestly the fat girl with a clean car was the most clutch when it came to rides to parties

@MFJoneser 3 года назад

huge point

@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye 2 года назад

This is the first and only time I’ve ever seen “clutch” work in a sentence

@jg2408 2 года назад

Even down to the solid fat build and confident short answers. He nailed my schools fat girl with a clean car. I was cackling

@WalkerChristopher11 Год назад

Lmao I haven't seen this episode yet and I have already seen three perfect descriptions of ppl I went to high school with

@thistleskeptic Год назад

I’m a fat girl w a clean car and he’s spot on

@michaelbartle6551 4 года назад

Tim has been on another level lately

@WillOnYT 4 года назад

Its the keto

@justingigante8407 4 года назад

You’ve been sleepin on him then man...Tim’s been killin it before he moved out to LA.....people need to take notes from this man for real.

@blazedandconfused477 4 года назад

@@justingigante8407 Preach.

@michaelbartle6551 4 года назад

@@justingigante8407 he's always been great. His Ray voice LISTEN TO ME always got me. But him on RAP, LOS and YKWD from the past compared to the LOS ep at the store!? Wow, he stood out tremendously. He's letting those jokes fly more and not blending in. Rogan lit a fire in him I think

@LukeOfEarl77 4 года назад

Pepe Meme chill chill chill chill chill. Don’t give away our secret podcast man. These guys might tread on it

@TheAgentmigs 2 года назад

"Fat girl who doesn't know she's fat. This is big." Fucking hilarious pun.

@therealwilfreddierkes9980 Год назад

She is stunned…😂

@user-rs2wl1kw4l 8 месяцев назад

Genuinely perplexed that she isn't getting more play

@mrjamestown93 4 года назад

The only podcast where i look forward to the ad reads

@jaywon06 4 года назад

Don't disrespect Bill Burr like that. He is OG of ad reads

@sealevelbear 4 года назад

Yep!

@coreyS33 4 года назад

Tigerbelly

@bigfoot7688 4 года назад

No one does adds like this. Fuckin hilarious

@analozada9475 3 года назад

🤣🙌🔥💯

@mattferry2576 4 года назад

"be a guy with a car.......be a guy with drugs....be a guy with a gun.....be a guy with bullets!" how isn't this guy selling out the garden?! improv skills are insane!

@GraceJ91 4 года назад

Totally read that quote in his voice.

@poundfoolish8691 3 года назад

He's too good you don't think Mossad and the CIA arent keepin our boy down?

@vabp8985 3 года назад

his podcast and skits are always fantastic but honestly his stand up is pretty bad. He seems to focus on things that might appeal to the most possible people and the jokes fail most of the time because 1) he doesn't like the joke he's telling 2) the crowd doesn't like it either because he didn't work them well. I think he's on the same stage Louis CK was almost two decades ago, where he would write jokes thinking about the audience and not stuff that he personally finds humorous. Hopefully Tim breaks out of that trend cause I can't think of a funnier person in podcast right now apart from Theo Von

@matthewgodwin4626 3 года назад

@@vabp8985 Certainly think Tim has the comedic ability to be somewhere near as funny as Louis and I hope he gets there. Doubt it will happen with the success he’s having with his podcast though and the disdain for stand up he’s expressed.

@steveborden12 3 года назад

cause hes a republican

@tomw4918 4 года назад

That blue chew ad is all time

@YReezyGang 4 года назад

Cracking TF up right now. Let everyone know you're a KING . BLUE CHEW

@NIKNIKATEEN13 3 года назад

Best ad possibly ever

@eskii6565 3 года назад

@@NIKNIKATEEN13 Dude go listen to the magic spoon advertisement. You will cry

@willzinc6137 2 месяца назад

Holy cow that blue chew ad might be the funniest I've ever heard.

@UgotSprucked 2 месяца назад

It's time to talk about fuuuuuggggginnnn

@analozada9475 3 года назад

“I haven’t had a carb in three days and I punched a woman in the face today!” 😩🤣🤣😭💀

@redshorts2 4 года назад

Tim playing an angry Sabastian is something I never knew I needed so badly in my life.

@ChelleyMadison 4 года назад

Another masterpiece in the making. There should be an animated show with all of these popular personalities as characters. I would watch “Dillon High”.

@nickcitron2369 4 года назад

Oh, fuck yes!!! If only someone had a brain who doles those jobs out.

@lancegoodthrust546 3 года назад

Damn, that's like the smartest idea I've read in these comments. There should be something to manifest from Tim's rant.

@arazmanafi8144 2 года назад

This would actually be a REALLY good idea. Holy shit Tim actually NEEDS to do this

@seebass1001 2 года назад

DILLON HIGH!!!! Yes!!!

@lax6719 2 года назад

I sometimes visualize a cartoon as Tim talks lmao

@greenpilltheory6649 3 года назад

"Smokes more bone than a Texas Pit Master"

@skinsella9753 2 года назад

“Know where you can get fucked up like a pig and know where you have to be a person” words of pure philosophy.

@proddreamatnight Год назад

It's crazy how the old ad reads are funnier than the current podcasts lmao

@bluecollar825 Год назад

You hurt my feelings with this comment. During covid I found Tim. Binged alot of it. Recently tuned back in to a couple and felt like something seemed...softer. Just a bit but your comment kinda confirms it for me.

@CatnamedMittens Год назад

Damn that's big

@PsychologyModern Год назад

Just look at the reduced length of his current episodes

@Andriulli25 Год назад

It’s hard to maintain the same level of performance. He has produced a lot of content.

@CatnamedMittens Год назад

@@Andriulli25 yeah that's problem.

@calwiggums3319 4 года назад

Tim Dillon has been on fire lately. Dude bloody slays.

@sdeckerstudios 3 года назад

These ad reads are a masterclass is comedic advertising. I will NEVER forget about these sponsors!

@arthurfleck8777 2 года назад

Tim is the only person who can make me listen to an 8 MINUTE AD.

@amirhadiyan8332 4 года назад

I’m 17 just graduated high school, I think all of my peers could benefit from some Tim wisdom

@TheMiist 4 года назад

Some Tisdom

@BasilHagens 3 года назад

Graduated at 17? Be honest, ur the kid with the parent who's a teacher

@mattgrele6318 3 года назад

are u thame fat guy who fights

@vicegardens5546 3 года назад

holy shit same dude. wanna gain from one another, what was your high school experience

@herbythechef7624 3 года назад

@@BasilHagens its called being born after september.

@Nicklaus13 4 года назад

This is the best episode of any podcast I’ve ever heard

@MA1LUNE 3 года назад

Same

@helong91 2 дня назад

I still watch his Brownie Boat, Cancel Your Family, and Eat the Rich. They’re all time classics

@BeRoyal37 4 года назад

Thank you, tim. I'm in the process of canceling my friends

@elliotjoseph9654 4 года назад

BeRoyal37 best decision I ever made

@sealevelbear 4 года назад

Family too!

@manuelalonsodominguezvazqu2145 4 года назад

*Get rid of those idiots.* 💪🏿😎

@Fabian080690 3 года назад

Boy did that whole global pandemic thing helped or what

@pearlgirl5643 3 года назад

Feels good, man!

@DaRabbiit 4 года назад

I just found this podcast last week and I'm watching all the episodes in reverse 😂 it's funny to see Tim go in and out of sanity

@goncalo1485 3 года назад

That makes 2 of us

@armani4267 4 года назад

I love Tim Dillon he's brilliant

@publiusvelocitor4668 3 года назад

Devan is low key comedy gold, in his own right. How he calmly deadpan nods and agrees with Tim's insanity, as if it is common knowledge we are all familiar with and have all heard a thousand times is masterful.

@illivanilli364 3 года назад

Is that Ben before there was Ben? I’m getting caught up on anything Tim Dillon related and haven’t seen this guy before? Is he an old producer or a comic buddy of Tim’s?

@Trent_Moorman 3 года назад

@@illivanilli364 comic, he's funny on the show at least compared to Ben or Dan or gravy Guzzler Ray

@luker.6967 2 года назад

@@Trent_Moorman nah ray is awesome

@TheAgentmigs 2 года назад

It's almost like he's Tims therapist hahaha

@stephenpettinger1 4 года назад

11/10. Tim, you are the chainsmoking preacher I wish I was subjected to in the late 80’s/early 90’s. Exceptional work here, props to Devan with 4/4 good assists. Fill in the blanks.

@leefromcupertino9754 4 года назад

One of the greatest rants I’ve ever heard

@bluecollar825 Год назад

Tim is a master observer. His descriptions are so accurate lol. Edit-be a person...with a gun. That was absolutely bonkers!

@danp275 2 года назад

This man could have been so many things but I'm glad this is what he fell into

@swtehdiplomat 4 года назад

I'm like 9:55 into this, and wow this is amazing! Once in a while the youtube suggestion gods get it right; this is one of them.

@brandonberry2064 3 года назад

I used to skip the ads until I realized that they're the best part of the show

@alloutofbubblegum1215 4 года назад

You were dead on with that Thanksgiving riff, though. I know way too many people that cling to dead friendships, relationships. Nostalgia is a killer for those who can't do a line and leave it be.

@ryanbreiling8622 4 года назад

Tim dillon is unmatched in comedy currently

@trolmct6972 2 года назад

The only comedian that Joe rogan knows who's actually funny

@nimmha6708 7 месяцев назад

Yeah, since he knows Chapelle, Siddiq, Gillis, ... @@trolmct6972

@TheThejaketucker 4 года назад

The porch is back ....... YAS QUEEEEN!!!

@tambourine3632 4 года назад

YAS BITCH

@AAMarc 4 года назад

@@tambourine3632 I keep it juicy juicy, I eat that lunch (yeah)

@blazedandconfused477 4 года назад

I love how much Tim overhypes how talented Lizzo is.

@sealevelbear 4 года назад

Smart move, lest the truth slip out (if she was skinny nobody would care).

@blazedandconfused477 4 года назад

@@sealevelbear The Fat Pride Worldwide movement seems to be killin it these days!

@lanesniffin730 3 года назад

Lmao

@bluecollar825 Год назад

That diabetic boots line was a harsh throwaway joke lol. Following it with the 5 apnea machines was like throwing dirt on the coffin.🤣

@Joyceages 4 года назад

This is the best podcast I’ve ever heard

@jessebabcock3615 3 года назад

Tim nailed my archetype word for word as the kid who always has weed, and then fucked his life up 2 years outta high school. I had to pause the video to die in laughter.

@gusglasser Год назад

wait that was also me. went to rehab 2 years out of highschool

@XanVicious Год назад

I did it backwards, started smoking after graduating. So all the mistakes you make in HS like fucking up your life had real consequences instead of mild ones.

@pipi0290 Год назад

lmao I was like "no way these are that accurate" until he described me word for word

@berri6015 11 месяцев назад

Literally same

@guitarnut6144 4 года назад

Tim is razor sharp; and hilarious.

@AnorexicShark 4 года назад

dude tim has managed to make ads a highlight. bravo. Its like the super bowl ads of podcasting there so wild you cant miss them

@sealevelbear 4 года назад

Exactly! So many noobs are bitching in the comments about them, they don’t get it 😅

@MrRaw4life 4 года назад

THIS COULD BE THE NEXT BIG PODCAST KEEP IT UP BRO

@Flyguiflybye 4 года назад

Tim is a genius. I try to tell everyone...he's got "it"

@fritzpierre92 4 года назад

Podcast has been on fire for a long time now . And Tim is incredibly eloquent especially when he’s telling people they will fail and fail and die in the street like a dog

@wokesherman2713 4 года назад

Timmy , you're killing it dood! Keep it up man!!!

@audreybursek8469 4 года назад

Just discovered this podcast and I am so grateful. Can't believe you weren't on my radar before but I'm HERE for it

@jamesmackey8857 4 года назад

Dude, Im from Massachusetts, but on the Rhode Island line. Class of 2001. I can attest that this is the most honest explanation of high school in the Northeast that Ive ever heard. Fucking awesome bro.

@anthonyrotola9905 26 дней назад

This is some of Tim's best work. His Sebastian impression is hilarious and the commentary is perfection. Probably my favorite Tim Dillon podcast episode.

@christopherferry5757 2 года назад

This is truly one of the best TD episodes.

@CedricWilliams67 4 года назад

So much real talk in this ep. Stay blessed.

@miramirez3574 Год назад

Omg. Truth.

@djyua9157 Год назад

This podcast is GOLD glad Tim told us to come back and watch this

@KarmaPaym3ntPlan Год назад

Was wondering if this was what he was referring to on the recent ep, or if their was a newer version that’s exclusive to the patreon

@BJ-ru2kw 4 года назад

The over-the-summer change is my experience and why I endorse this message

@reidwiebe2800 4 года назад

We love the porch!

@Widderic 2 года назад

He got me with skinny skateboarder who likes weed and fettuccini alfredo that almost ruined my life with drugs but made it out on top in the end. This man is self aware.

@4363HASHMI 10 дней назад

TD made my current top 5 comedian list

@edwardchowanes7716 4 года назад

This is top of the line information.

@jeredsteadman4160 3 года назад

9 minutes 33 seconds. Thank you Tim this is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life

@casualmiguel 3 года назад

man this was the first podcast of tims I saw LOL that blue chew ad was what hooked me

@korbindallas8224 4 года назад

Your rants are God tier!

@dripsystem5785 4 года назад

This podcast is fire.

@jonslater9918 4 года назад

Best podcast on the Internet, Tim you need to do more promotion people need to hear you

@95jAlfinse 3 года назад

I got tortured in highschool growing up and by the time I got to my twenties I realized that it really was mainly the result of my actions

@EvilDick1995 3 года назад

I can relate

@matthewgodwin4626 3 года назад

That’s always how I look back on the brutal bullying that happened to kids in elementary and middle school. They always were doing something socially wrong and were asking for it. Terrible though.

@changobeatz7648 2 года назад

Yeah.... I’m at that stage of realization right now. I was a fuckin piece of shit growing up. Didn’t understand why people rejected me all the time........ still learning how to deal with the embarrassment.

@elliotjoseph9654 4 года назад

He encourages me to not give af and live my best life

@benzobowboy Год назад

So happy for the success Tims been receiving. I think we can all tell he deserves it. You make a lot of people happy Tim thank you for being around when the world went into the toilet

@Laurliuzz 10 месяцев назад

Might be my fav Tim pod of all time

@jinkim5692 3 года назад

This is nuts... The breakdown, Tim you the King right now....

@thebest10hourvideos36 4 года назад

Y'all need to join Tim's Patreon. 5 dollars a month man.

@safetystevens 4 года назад

The Best 10 Hour Videos ok I’m in can’t stop laughing

@louisetteist Год назад

This ep. was just amazing and funny and on point. I bet this increased your following, thanks for putting it on youtube!

@bluecollar825 Год назад

Yeah Tim's a big dawg now. This was 3 years ago. The pandemic was very good to him, that's when I found him. His skits about the security guard at Epstein's cell and Dr. Fauci's son are golden.

@danielquevedo4996 4 года назад

Bruh Tim literally laid out my entire high school dude spits straight facts imagine how funnier he gon be wen he blows up homie speaking truth

@jasonyount6036 4 года назад

Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in a while! 🤣🤣🤣 Tim was on fire here! The Blue Chew ad omg!🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Wearenotwell 3 года назад

Re listening to this and the blue chew advert is better than many comedy dvds I’ve bought lol

@willzinc6137 2 месяца назад

Late to the game. First time listening to this ep. That Blue Chew ad might be the funniest I've ever heard.

@darkmythos4457 3 года назад

This ep might be one of my favorites.

@Tyler-Thompson 2 года назад

One of the best episodes of all time

@iicog2070 2 года назад

The only channel where I literally never skip the ads cus I don't wanna miss the skit.

@jeeed6390 2 года назад

This is actually very useful for life. Btw, that Bluechew is the funniest commercial I’ve heard in a while.

@TWill16 4 года назад

The legend of Tim grows!

@janeld9297 3 года назад

Those last couple minutes were some of the realest actual good advice I’ve heard on this show.

@1699stu 2 года назад

Pretty much my favourite podcast tims done

@briankrebs7534 3 года назад

Damn Tim, making me feel really grateful for my folks and their good cooking. I was so close to being the dead-eyed killer you once were - metamorphisized, now, unto the host which is more than a man or a comic, amen - yet; the graciousness of my feeding lent me pleasure, thus affability onto my peers, and so, I happily maintained a jesterous station and received a broad reciprocity from my peers. Nothing else makes more sense to me than providing deliciously cooked nutritious meals for schoolchildren (up to all 3 meals too, and fucking provide food for the parents and

@danieldykema9874 3 месяца назад

The accuracy of this is actually mind blowing.

@Jjj21574 3 года назад

This is a really good episode, so much wisdom here

@sealevelbear 4 года назад

I love Tim so much, I’m crying 😂 the last 10 sec.

@connorgillan1718 3 года назад

I’m about to graduate school and I wanna let you know Tim that I just started figuring this game out. I know I have a shot and your podcast has helped.

@ibzzy1152 3 года назад

first dillon episode i ever watched. what a journey

@MidasTushie Год назад

Anybody else here after Tim referenced this episode on the Patreon and/or had this suggested by RU-vid without actually searching for it?

@johnnydubz3296 Год назад

I love how Tim goes through all the folks I knew in high school including myself

@anarmyoftigers 3 года назад

One of my favorite episodes, hands down.

@SHATHECROW Год назад

This is one of the most profound, serious, funny pieces of gold I have ever came across

@ElTheDude 2 года назад

man the Sebastian impression doesn’t get enough love

@jesserubens5011 Год назад

epic

@hairingtonpiesworth7962 4 года назад

Beautifully done.

@miramirez3574 Год назад

Well put.

@PiwaiGee 4 года назад

this guy is incredible, hadn't laughed that hard in a long time

@unownnnn Год назад

Tim has 3 years left to achieve his dream. The hotel on the moon

@joshsimpson10 4 года назад

The best bluechew commercial ever

@ryanowns5 Год назад

This is quite possibly the greatest and funniest intro to any podcast, ever.

@ronhitler-barassi2624 4 года назад

Great advice but I think you need to rename this "How to be a sociopath"

@sealevelbear 4 года назад

😂

@GodsNode 4 года назад

This isn't about being a good person. Are there sociopathic characteristics mentioned here? Yes, but it reflects reality.

@srijanagrawal255 3 года назад

sociopaths are the most popular

@cius2112 3 года назад

i found the loser former friend who will complain about how you have changed lol

@loganbrown6625 Год назад

Greatest podcast episode of all time. I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days while you were still in them…

@jeremy605 11 месяцев назад

Why you think its not as good now?

@mikebarton616 3 года назад

This bluechew ad was the single funniest thing I've ever listened to. Period.

@kailenpiardi2721 2 года назад

i get a serotonin boost when i hear the intro to this show

@bigsaucci5942 4 года назад

Tim this is great man all I can say.

@TylerDamsma 3 года назад

some podcasts are as entertaining as an entire special

@adamgardener8624 3 года назад

Love Tim more and more and more every day

@ZAKANDWHATARMY 2 года назад

Very thorough Blue Chew spot on this one. Perhaps the thoroughest in the history of the program.

@bluecollar825 Год назад

Idk, all of them are classic. Id love to know what the company thinks of these. They're actually really good!

@WBOMBS1232 3 года назад

I love recognizing Ben’s laugh in the background