BLOWING UP WALMART!! 

I normally don't shop at walmart, but I would drive eight hours to indiana and go into every store on the off chance I'd see you cruise by on a little girl's bike talking to a cell phone.

I need more of this type of John in my life

This is one of my favorite videos of his

Were you literally the only shopper in Walmart? Awesome!

"I think that one gave me the finger!" HILARIOUS

@1:23 John dissing Wal-Mart while shopping in Wal-Mart. That's gangsta! 😎

THIS VIDEO IS GOLD.

"Im here to kick ass and eat bubble gum. And im all out of bubble gum." ahahahaha

Lol! Great post John! I've had that those very same discussions with many retail employees.

John I freaking love you. This video was awesome, man. Next time I go to walmart I'm just gonna get on a tricycle and cruise on through.

My favorite thing do at Walmart is to go through the 5 dollar blu ray bin and if the Walmart has it going in the outdoor garden section. The bike section smells good, but it is incomparable to the out door garden section

These videos are eerily entertaining.

"It looks like a baseballl" , "that's in sporting goods" .. totally Wal-Mart 😂😂

I love your videos! They are the reason I'm alive!

that was comedy gold johnny. when you rode that bike i was laughing my ass off. keep up the good work and keep em videos coming

Best vlog in a long time well done John made my day just a little better!

Pure entertainment, Thanks Johnny

Your videos just keep getting funnier every time... you´re fucking awesome dude!!!

LOL, the grenade bit made my day.

3:15 lmao

"What's a blu ray" ... realy!!!

Hilarious John! Keep these vids coming!

holy crap ive gone back to the past and you sound so different compared to now

last time i went to walmart...me and my friend had a battle with the star wars lightsabers, we rode on skateboards around the store...we took some soccer balls and hit them with the bats, we played with the guns that make noise when you pull the trigger and then we chilled in the bean bag chairs

I really want to go to my local 24 hour Walmart at about 2am. I'm sure there are some VERY interesting people roaming around it at that time.

I tuned out for a moment and thought you said, "My step-dad's dentist, Larry." Made me imagine an entirely different movie scenario.

It is so much more fun in a Walmart late at night when no one is really there.

I called Wal-Mart sometime last summer to see if they had the Men in Black I & II Blu-Ray re-releases. They said no. I went there the same night, and they had them.

Probably your best edited video

We don't have Walmart in UK but we have Asda which is the same so I like to look at the toy and video game/ film isle.

2:33 That scene is so weird and funny. hahaha.

obviously my favorite thing to do in wal-mart is to ride the little girly bicycles hahaha

what I like to do at walmart is I go and stare at the bad bluray movies and dvds and wonder why they are there.

"are you from the future" LOL

"oh shit" LOL! that was great

Okay. This is the best channel ever! :D

Its to go on the toy aisle and where like a movie mask like the avengers masks or something hell one time i wore a man of steel cape...i couldnt resist

So funny. You are way better then Smosh. And bike tyres?

the sandlot!!!! I want that on blu ray!!

THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL !!! HAHAHA

Walmart employee: " there's the guy who always throws shit" ..lol

Walmart sucks man. We did an unboxing of the DieHard Collection and the damn blu rays didnt even work. Brand new. You make the best vids on YT in our opinion and don't feel bad Walmart is the only place to go in the middle of the night in KY as well. We do it constantly

My favorite is runnin around

Oh man that was great. Feels like i went to walmart now

Sometimes, I go into Walmart just to smell the Blu-rays. Never regret it. :)

being alone, late , not doing trouble, being an adult and vlogging. If i would work there i wouldn't have done anything lol

Imagine going to walmart and seeing a grown man riding a little girls bike while filming himself talking to fish. I wish that would happen to me.

john... you have made my day.. I am subscribing to this channel too..

ah i remember many late nights at walmrt when my boyfriend was on 3rd shift and we were awake that late on the weekends... i find the small of the laundry aisle intoxicating! i look like some kind of adict going through withdrawl when i am there sniffing things!

Try close at 10. In saint paul MN because of the potential bad area

I wish I could run into guys like you at my walmart! Cute and creative. :)

It even has the same layout as Asda.

My favorite activity at walmart is avoid most of the people and get the hell out of there once I found what I need. I try to beat my time each trip.

oh how I've missed your videos of this nature. 5/5 scmoes, two thumbs up, awesometacular, A+

My favorite thing to do in Wal-Mart is to chew up a bunch of alka seltzers and fall on the floor like I'm having a seizure. You should try it sometime.

I am from the uk but i can relate to the bike tires thing as am partal to walking past a laundrett and sniffing the clothes just awkward when there not mine haha

Q&A brought me here

dude john, they had some at the walmart down here by 37, where meijer and menards are. for 10 bucks, i had to get it

when i heard the duke nukem reference i was like hell yeah

You should do a Let's Play of anything!

I try to hide from people I know because I don't want to be seen shopping at Walmart

great video walmart alwas ben clueless when i call most that work at target know about what they have in the store or best buy.

I need this level of confidence in my life

That's funny I got sandlot at Walmart as well I got to best buy most of the time

Haha, its so true about the bicycle tyre smell

Do front and backflips when ever i find a good movie for a good price. People always stare, so its fun.

favourite thing to do is sword fight in walmart with pool noodles

Nice Apocalypse Now reference. :)

You should do these more often, vlogs outside of your house i mean.

If anyone can help I will be really happy. I remember a film from the 90's about a paper round, and a house with an old army general who lives there. Anyway the kids on the paper rounds end up having some sort of paintball war with him or alongside him. Anyone have an idea of the movie I mean??

wow there's like nobody in that store, it's all nice and clean, to bad my store looks like shit, by the way my favorite thing to do in walmart is to unload the god dam trucks five days a week from 4:00 pm till 1:00 am, for the last three years, cant wait for your review on the sandlot blu-ray.

i love the smell of bicycle tires at walmart in the morning. smell, that gasoline smell, smells like...victory.

I like to ask about things and pretend like I'm going to buy it then leave the store

as a kid-i used to hide inside teh racks of clothes and make weird noises...freaked people out!

I'd love to see the security footage of you walking around talking to your camera

Look at the prices of Blu rays and DVD

Lol...I think it was Black Friday LMFAO

Thanks mate! :)

Walmart looks more fun in John vids.

i like to try the exercises machines

what do you do when someone sees you or walks by you? that would be awkward

I like to throw hand grenades down the isle. Lots of em. I mean the entire rack of grenades and just chuck it down the isle. Okay I don't do that. I remove the other items first leavings the grenades and then chuck the whole thing down the isle.

Talk to my self while I go thru iels

never saw The Sandlot. i see Dennis Leary's in it so it can't be that bad. it only made $32mil so i'm surprised to see it on BR.

hi john.. Have u watched the movie UPSIDEDOWN... Can u do a review... Thanks fo

Haha dude u could do stand up

Your life makes me laugh...

Funny video John, you gave me the idea of doing a similar vlog the next time I'll visit Wal-Mart. Do I have your approval? I won't ride a bike and I will use a different grenade joke if I see grenades.

i like to take random things and put them in peoples carts and just walk off

Where is the Q&A Johnny

Did they closed the store for you, so you can film and do everything you want?

Going to the electronics area

haha, the thumbnail reminds me of T2

Huh I wonder? In Walmart!

Great thumbnail

I put boxes of condoms in other customers carts. LOL when they are not looking of course

I'm sure your neighbors think you're a perfectly normal person...little do they know what happens to you after sunset

hell if they didn't know what a Blu-ray was I wonder how they would react if you asked if they had any spoons.

Please tell me you saw the Huey Lewis/ Weird Al parody of American Psycho. I sent it to you on Twitter.

Haha, love your rating. :D