bluegrass banjo - country banjo 

Lol

Dark 💀

They always like to lurk in the dark 👴🏻

nah after listening to this i walk slowly after Turing off the lights and going upstairs

_"Imma beat you like a rented mule, boi."_

Sleepin' on banjos sounds not really comfortable, pianos sure are larger, perhaps they'd be a better bed!

@@Polygonzzzzzzz lol just stop

@@jamesbranord2805 you know he’s not wrong.

@@causeuncause4059 he is wrong

@@7kAndyy you would rather sleep on a banjo?

i play boring ass games to fix the problem

ADHD on nutshell

Ayo so you play payday2?

Same 🤣🤣

I put a bullet in my head. Problem solve. I only hear gunshots. I survive my own suicide.

And every time he shoots something it explodes

"Take your hands from my wife, you skunk!"

@@walterelliott867 and he always misses you

​@@abcdef27669 Pig Thief: "Wait (looks at pig) His wife?!" Pig: "Oink-oink-O-Oink. (Translation: Its a slim market, ya know.)"

This does sound like something from a cartoon

Exactly

Or the hillbilly anthem for I’m about to fuck my sister!

As you're rolling down a hill: *"DAMNIT BOY! YA FORGOT THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES DAMN THIS LOCOMOTIVE GO FORWARD!!!"*

for real

^

^

^

^

^

The sheriff cant catch you. But ohhh boy if you step on the old mans crops hes coming to get ya. "YOU DAMN CRAZY PEUPUL GET OFF MA DAM CROPS"

"Lazy what kind of defense is this?"

@@sfoliver I AM THE DEFENSE

​@@dannyboielsegundo9873(Worried Dane noises)

It releases you're inner western

@@J09-555 everybody has some you just need to listen to banjo to active it

Listen to “lonesome lesson learned” by Josh Williams. Amazing fast banjo, killer vocals and overall awesome song

Not you

I guess I've find a genius

Can i get one too mate

@@Jacob-kc9ct nobody asked for the comment dumbass

Luck i be wantin banjo

I thought this was america!

@@Teenagewasteland1000whaddya mean you're out of burgers, this is McDonald's ain't it

@ s-sir you ate them

@@officestapler EAT THIS, HOSS! 🖕🏽

Radal?

as a floridian (in southwest so really deep south), i'd do the same if i still played war thunder lmao

As a southerner, I can confirm. I have been driving down the tiniest side road at a speed of 60 mph, and my brakes stopped working about 3 miles ago, I cannot stop.

@@gavinortengren3273 oh no, are you ok?

@@deerswitch1291 Yeah, it was an attempt at a joke.

@@gavinortengren3273 XD

The Master Plan of the south. When someone tastes barbecue food.Then the infection starts soon they'll start saying ya'll,realize a truck is the best automotive vehicle, -be racist- nevermind,and wear cowboy hats then when bluegrass plays... muahahaaa THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

we need to do that

The shear power of one song

no way it has to be benny hill

Watch Dukes of Hazzard, the show, not the stupid movie. That’s basically what you described.

Put This song in NFS most wanted,in the final pursuit Trying to escape from rockport XD or even in NFS Carbon with all heat level with corvettes pursuing you XD

Oh my god I want to be in a police chase just for this reason

@King of The Zinger 😅

@@damselindisarray Don't forget the blues brothers.

Sweet home alabama

Oops . Gotta run . Byeeee. *running away with hands full of corn's*

That's so comically pleasing

🤣🤣🤣🤣

- The grandpa is tired as he try to catch his breath. - The thief opens the chicken cages they attacked the uncle who has a ChickenPhobia. - The dad slips face on some nasty "wet mud" next to a cow back. - The only left is the kid with his dog and his goose.

@@daegos1819 that is now the only thing I see when I listen to this

Tristan Wiren ya dun yeed your last haw there partner

@@dedman1096 hold it right there, partner

@@dedman1096 i've got a big iron and a round with your name on it

​@@spongebobsquarepants8403 What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?

@@hellomate7681 you've got a pinheas

Banjo you toaster strudel

@Spiderman Bugeado Are you interested in joining the white knights?

@Spiderman Bugeado You just said you were Brazilian?

I went too south and ended up as half Mexican

Appalachian

Same 😂😂

Ñ

Yes

Yes indeed

Yeah this slaps hard

welcome to the club. ive been playing banjo for 2 whole years

Bruh 💃🏾🖤

You win.

you havent yee'd your last haw yet!

YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAWW

sweet home alabama

I can already here it

mf lives in kentucky☠️☠️

I can confirm as well

Got alittle room to share it with Texas?

@@Texas.Ranger "if goin' to play texas' we may need a fiddler as well."

that Mandolin is good wdym

I know a guy who probably had this experience.... wondered if this actually played whilst hes speeding away in his "Country western is garbage" camaro

CLETUS, GET THE DANG SHAWTGUN!

“Farmer Fred, this city folk is dead!”

Top Gear moment

I don't get it

Basically the plot of Red Dawn

@@mutedAZ09 Or Deliverance.

-ATF agent circa 2021

Every body gangsta till the swamps start speaking I wish I was in the land of cotton

That's only partly true. Bluegrass music is a multicultural effort: it has its origins in English, Scottish, and Irish music, along with African-American influnces. The Banjo is of African origin, after all...

@@nounnoun nice to know how much effort went into the most enjoyable type of music known to man. It had to be a multi cultural project. This shit is too damn good to made by one person.

@@nounnoun I seriously doubt the banjo was made by blacks. Drums is far more likely.

@@zerotodona1495 they made primitive gourd banjos that used less strings. Pick up some banjo history/ bluegrass books and they will explain more.

@@zerotodona1495 “blacks” are the ones you need to be crediting for quite a lot of the music you enjoy no doubt

oh no

Oh no.

Oh no.

oh no!

Oh Yeah!!

By far the best

Paddle! Paddle faster, ya damned fool, they're gaining on us! What's it take to make a mean locamotive outta you, boy!? Paddle faster, damn it!

To late. Were here. >:3

Stampedeeeeeeeede!!!!

I mean, the banjo did originate in Africa..

“LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!”

@@LocalGoober10 Perfect, Cuz it's all These CHILLI Beans are missing.

*Free meal*

*Holdup*

@@mazuma_lives oh no 😭

🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Germany: i”ll fucking do it again

Lesson: Never reject an Austrian painter

@@REEEPROGRAM now we have a bunch of shitty artists because of rhat incident

Aha

@@HenrikofEldenbright angry old white German men problems.:3

They already got a song for that. "Chickens Dont Roost too High"

*_-is it a black chicken?-_*

im actually laughing because when you said chicken on the run with this music

Get that MOTHERFUCKING chicken!!

get on the bike

Can agree

Ah cara, não tenha dúvidas disso

Damn right

This is the O-pop, with O standing for Ozarks

agree

Genius

True

Hahahaha!

He’ll meet with John in heaven and this is all you can hear

YOU iN HERE LENNY!

Should I be worried

loose and sloppy hahahahaha

why am i reading this with southern accent in my head?

Haidi Zhafari I literally read everything in a southern accent

Actually hilarious

damn that sounded so fucking american

Sweet home Alabama 😂

Haha

Took me min to get that...seeing as how I'm in Alabama 😂🤣😅

@@stacy3633 tell your brother I said congrats on your anniversary

Hol'up rewind that real quick

as an American I can confirm, this plus Freebird

“COME BACK HERE!YOU STINKY LITTLE RAT!”

“IM SORRY JOHN I DIDNT MEAN TO ALL YALL CARROTS I THOUGHT YA DISNT WAN UM!”

/r cursedcomments?

Ngl i watched the augustus gloop drowning scene like an hour ago so it makes this comment alot more funnier than it should be

Sir you were speeding at 150+ mph in a 60 mph zone. Edit: This is a joke

@@benjaminpersonsthevoidhermit yes Good Sir I was going 55 on the 54 give or take.

Me running through the woods to get away from the IRS (I stole 300 thousand tax documents from their file cabinets)

Real

This is, Alabama on a new level...

@Daniel C Someone is a triggered little snowflake. Learn to lighten up and take it on the chin ;)

@Daniel C r/wooosh

@Daniel C you're just like those kids who think they are special and are jerks to people

@Daniel C "Shut up trash" 🤣🤣 What's wrong? Got your sister pregnant have you..?

Or diet coke 😂

We really need to get rid of fat acceptance, it's embarrassing our country...

WE SHALL DECLARE INDEPENDACE

braindead MTF operative

Hol' up

💀💀💀

☠️ ☠️ *alabama*

Muh transphobia, pardner.

YEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Trey Epperley team fortress 2 reference dude

Especially with the dueling banjo taunt

Wean you play engineer with the Wangler

Need a dispenser here

YEEEEHAAAA

Gunslinger frontier justice time

Les do tis texse styal

YEEEEEEE

Thats what ya get

It's really nice playing on a team of only engies. From my experience on those matches, it's literally just teamwork

@@Prismascape *Hecc yah*

well don't that beat all

I... must... Say... It...... IT'S YOUR NOT YOU'RE

@@sevencakes7125 what do you mean?

Old Man McGee: Jeff, them Bullies just beat up Fred and his friends, get the shotgun, them bullies gon' die! Sheriff Daniels: Get 'em! *Everyone at the farm party starts chasing Butch and his gang* Willian: You and the Hill Billes sure know how to deal with High School drama show bullies. Fred: Just wait till you see the bean bag rounds Farmer Bill made. Claire: They went that-a-way! Butch: It's just a joke! Old Man Jeff: Not when you key a Fusion Flea and a Zip (From Fallout) and beat up a 16-year-old girl! Deputy Sancez: That's illegal, now get 'em!

"I'm Wolverine mean you son of a bitch"

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW*

*START PRAYIN BOY*

"Y O U R A L O N G W A Y F R O M F R A N C E BO Y"

Pootis

Me: Texas the ¡YEE-HAW! State, Red dead redemption 2

"Alabama" means insest?

Well that's the joke about it

Engineer gaming

E N G I N E E R G A M I N G

Right there with ya cuz

its time for your pineapple hitler assume the position

Well damn, close 'em comments 'cause this one here takes the prize

Love the John C. Calhoun profile picture!

It adds plot armor

@Banjoin' Benjamin it’s not black face, that’s clearly a black man in the image. It’s just a very questionable portrayal of one lmao.

​@@thedoomtrainer8292 A brown one 🤓actually🤓

Spencer Terrell yooo that’s so true

I got here cause of my wandering stupidity

I'm not sure either, I think I tripped. Stayed for the music.

GrayStillPlays

I was playing some random shit, a Banjo sounded in the background And the next thing I knew was that I clicked on this video

Except New York, Oregon, California, and Washington. They're liberal wastelands who like mumble rap and pop **vomit**

@Raidr_05 don't forget Kentucky

most

@@bennylxl105 or south carolina

@@jakegrube9477 Or most of Georgia. Yes, Atlanta, Macon, Savannah, and Columbus gives us a bad rap, we're still more southern than Kentucky and Oklahoma

Or huntress xD

@@preda7349 huntress is russian can't apply this music

@@manueljuegos9397 in that cause it's just intense hardbass playing

I've just got hooked by hillbilly 😂

When i play with hillbily i Goin to hear this song and play like a Farmer god

Damm straight! 🇺🇸

I don't know how but you anirussaned that vodka

Водка это классно

My shashlik turns into a beef barbecue

*gotta love how vodka was made in poland*

Oh dear...

He never saw it coming

Have I been summoned?

Merica: Ya dun fucked up now *WHISTLE GET OVER YONDER OL YELLER WE GOTTA US HERE SUM KRAUTS

C’MMMMOOOOOOOWN DOOOOWWWWWN

CraftedByaRookie KILL ME NOW.

Nice

🤠

Yangke Doodle shit LET'S GO COWBOY!!!

this had me in tears thank you for making mah day

AYO PAUSE 😭

Underrated

yee haw pard'ner

Yeehaw

Racist picture tho

@@GandalftheWise Never been to the south now have you?

American yes. Yankee, no

@@GandalftheWise imagine being European couldn’t Be me.

fun fact most of bluegrass culture originates from Cornwall and other southern England parts. but only really took off in america

Omg

Oooooooooooooooooo this one wins the comment section so far

accurate

In a clapped out Ford F100

cause the don't know how to appreciate talent

Holdup

r/CursedComments

family 3d decagon

*YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWHOOOOOO SWEEEEET HOME ALABAMA BABEEEE*

. _ . Welp, back to Alabama

What is it like living in alabama?

I go on a one week vacation to Branson Missouri every year, and I can also confirm this is the music.

Its like Mississippi but with incest

Got it to 69 hehe

@@nulle.k Nice!

tried it and i can say its true i had the time of my life making moonshine

@@KidScrewBall yeah thats the best part

we gotta make a animation depicting this it would win comedy of the century

@@pilotbug6100 exactly

@@pilotbug6100 there is a scean in the Simpson just like that

Ikr

Why would someone chase their grandfather with belt?

Why would some one chase their Uncle around with a belt?

why does this stupid non-sensical comment have 40 likes?!?!?

@@bigburger9253 because funny

Play it @ 1.25 Speed, then definitely xD

"Ya'll never take us ALIVE ye darn city-folk PIIIIGS"! XD

Raúl Triviño P. Welcome to Hazzard

I'M ON IT PARTNER!

Hahahahaha

turdmanjones YEEHAW, BROTHER!

AWWWW YEAH

@@vrdesens hewwwwww hawwwwww

HEE HAW

Armchair Psycho there’s rodeos in South Carolina, I would know because I live there.

Now that's a dream I can get behind. Something actually possible.

Like the General Lee?

Sergio Koolhaas Yep

Apparently the owner of that car painted over the flag because it was controversial although I might be remembering it wrong or dreamt it if that's the case sorry for bringing it up.

@@batstoast3560 to be honest, the first two things come to mind when I see the confederate flag: Dukes of Hazzard and Lynyrd Skynyrd

@@SergioKoolhaas Alright sorry for bringing it up then.

Thats been hunting you down for the past 3 weeks

YEEHAW IT TURNS OUT ITS JUST YOUR COUSIN/HUSBAND

Chicken shit.

DBD référence ?

😂

“I ain’t got no time to choose. Would one o’ y’all invent a new condiment already?” *starts square dancing with a girl*

“Hey Mr! Does that hat take 10 gallons?” *slaps knee* 🤣🤣

"Well, look at the city slicker in his fancy German car!"

Pa, you got an extra shotgun? the city kid is comin'.

This car was made in Guatemala...

No, this whole song is alabama

West Virginia Ohio Kentucky more like

I don’t get it but why do people say that Alabama is incest 😭😂

Georgia*

Kingbrodie I may be incorrect but I heard Alabama had a bad incest problem at one time. Maybe some other reason but that’s what I heard.

no

yes

maybe

hopefully

#relatable

I've actually had to do that

Neems blink-182 pfp. A man of culture, I see.

Chase her*

COME HERE BOIBI GURL AINT YALL MISS YA GURL

Best comment award goes to:

fuck it im making a southern bard

cosmiccosmog Amazing idea

There are no accidents: some wise ass turtle

gotta gettt em yeeeeeee!!!

most midwestern sentence

@@PACIF_IK other side

Sounds like a graystillplays video

FLORIDA MEN MUST WIN..

I could hear GrayStillPlays' voice in my head as I read this.

@@Zombie14193 there aren't enough spleens for it to be Gray

@@mataeusdixonsteele3831 what about tonsils

GOOD NIGHT IRENE.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

DUDE HE'S SHREDDING

I play this song on my headphones each time i enter the farm land on my dirtbike close to my house because i scare all the cows and everything becomes a chaos of dodging cows while being chased by 6 angry farmers 3 dirtbikers vs 6 farmers 5 on foot and one in a quad The dirt is so muddy and full of poop that i cant go 3 miles faster than someone on foot so better step on the gas They cant call the police cause theres no signal at all there so better for me Dodging cows and escaping farmers What a combo

yeah.... imagine the fuckin calluses that man has on his fingers from twangin them banjo strings, and how long it took the man to get that fast x.x

badass

Found the guy who's never been to Florida

"Florida man beats alligator to death with a car battery. The autorities didn't find out about the murder of the animal until one of the locals claimed to hear intense Banjo Music at 3 AM."

Most definitely

@@srblackhat1 lol

..

With that song you’re crashing a wedding

Dukes of hazzard