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Bob Mortimer: Eggs & Animals | Would I Lie to You? 

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Something always smells funny when it comes to Bob Mortimer's Would I Lie to You? stories (and in most cases, it's not his pocket meat!). Here's all of Bob Mortimer's tales involving eggs and animals.
0:00 - Bob Mortimer, Chris Rea, an Egg and a Bath
6:30 - Is Bob Mortimer a Qualified Dog Massouse?
11:40 - Bob Mortimer's Pocket Meat
17:51 - Bob Mortimer Spider Charmer
22:10 - Bob Mortimer's Pet Owl
27:32 - The Cat With the Sprained Ankle
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
Featuring inimitable host Rob Brydon with lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack.
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@josemaria8177
@josemaria8177 7 месяцев назад
Bob Mortimer is the closest thing we have to a mythological trickster god
@loner8325
@loner8325 7 месяцев назад
A really wholesome one, too
@nektekket852
@nektekket852 7 месяцев назад
I always call him the Comedy Jedi, the man is incapable of not being funny...
@ZsiZsiSzabad
@ZsiZsiSzabad 7 месяцев назад
One of the Best comments I’ve read in ages 😂
@Floninjalo
@Floninjalo 7 месяцев назад
He’s the real deal
@TrevorCopter
@TrevorCopter 7 месяцев назад
Comedy Loki
@Matt-8989
@Matt-8989 7 месяцев назад
No matter how many times you watch these and even though you know where they’re going, they never fail to make you laugh. Comedy gold!
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095
@ansfridaeyowulfsdottir8095 6 месяцев назад
It just never stops being funny! {:o:O:}
@egalomon
@egalomon 6 месяцев назад
I also never remember which ones are the lies. At that point in really doesn't matter anymore because the story made you laugh so much who the hell cares if it's true or not
@MovieNut14
@MovieNut14 7 месяцев назад
Why is it weirdly satisfying to see David completely fall apart when faced with Bob...
@RickReasonnz
@RickReasonnz 5 месяцев назад
Lord of Logic meets the Man of Mischief
@user-mi1fh5pi6p
@user-mi1fh5pi6p 2 месяца назад
I love how he's ruining David completely 😅😅😅, Bob's a legend 😅😅
@yezhikvtumane210
@yezhikvtumane210 6 месяцев назад
The look on David's face when uttering "What should I base it on, Bob" will never not be priceless!!!
@MovieNut14
@MovieNut14 2 месяца назад
That's the face of a broken man.
@robinbreburda7493
@robinbreburda7493 Месяц назад
True true. And immediately followed by „OF COUUURSE!!!“ 😂
@Emma-xd5fs
@Emma-xd5fs Месяц назад
Every time 😂😂😂😂
@Veilou24
@Veilou24 6 месяцев назад
"Very fast company cars" and "Televised traffic" are absolutely brilliant descriptions of Formula 😂😂
@AJ-em5rl
@AJ-em5rl 7 месяцев назад
whoever wrote that Chris Rea card deserves some praise. It really sounds like a plausible Bob Mortimer story
@meatslayer5301
@meatslayer5301 6 месяцев назад
everything sounds plausible when Bob is involved
@vulkanac47
@vulkanac47 6 месяцев назад
well most of the story is true, he did do single with chris for Middlesbrough, bob is in the video
@83gemm
@83gemm 6 месяцев назад
What doesn’t?
@SykoticBanana
@SykoticBanana 3 месяца назад
Imagine poor Chris Rea watching this
@S.Trades
@S.Trades Месяц назад
EVERYTHING sounds plausible when Bob explains it! He's just a legend on here! Worth every penny!
@gudea5207
@gudea5207 7 месяцев назад
“He’s been about a bit” is the greatest understatement I’ve ever heard
@walmartsucks1995
@walmartsucks1995 7 месяцев назад
i dont care how many times i see his clips, bob's life is crazy and i love it
@ThereAreNoHandlesLeft
@ThereAreNoHandlesLeft 7 месяцев назад
If you haven't read his memoir you owe it to yourself
@DG-pu1lp
@DG-pu1lp 6 месяцев назад
I love that they always put Bob on Lee’s team so he can torment David.
@j.2221
@j.2221 5 месяцев назад
"this is just a lump of meat and feathers" still gets me every time
@ropeburns1928
@ropeburns1928 3 месяца назад
Bob Mortimer is so naturally funny it almost beggars belief. And this programme is so heartwarming and light-hearted it really is a break from the bleakness of life.
@83gemm
@83gemm 6 месяцев назад
It kills me that the gold doily was just a bonus tossed in there with no relation to anything. 😂
@robharris8844U
@robharris8844U 6 месяцев назад
So was the egg! 😂😂
@Gabriel-cv4vp
@Gabriel-cv4vp 5 месяцев назад
Yeah, but these things are just soo Chris!
@robharris8844U
@robharris8844U 5 месяцев назад
@@Gabriel-cv4vp eggeration ....?
@adambodhi431
@adambodhi431 7 месяцев назад
Just sheer brilliance. This show with the 2 team captains and Bob, for me, make it the funniest show on TV by a long way, just brilliant
@mateuszScott9432
@mateuszScott9432 7 месяцев назад
Poor Rob doesn't get a look in!
@adambodhi431
@adambodhi431 6 месяцев назад
@@mateuszScott9432 And of course not forgetting Rob 😁
@MCglamour217
@MCglamour217 2 месяца назад
I am in one of the darkest places of my life right now. I’ve watched this clip and many others with Bob and other wilty favs like Jo Brand, Rhod Gilbert, and Henning Wehn countless times and they never cease to bring me at least the slightest bit of light and joy. I can’t thank y’all that post these enough, and the people that do the show. As an American, I wish I had access to it on my tv. I hope they never end this series!
@indianhistorybuff
@indianhistorybuff 2 месяца назад
Best of luck hope life turns around much brighter soon
@susantaylor5106
@susantaylor5106 Месяц назад
Me too - very sad time for me but Bib manages to make me laugh ❤
@MCglamour217
@MCglamour217 Месяц назад
@@indianhistorybuff thank you! 💕
@MCglamour217
@MCglamour217 Месяц назад
@@susantaylor5106 ❣️
@adambage
@adambage Месяц назад
Stay strong guys and girls. I hope the best of your past becomes the worst of your future! ❤
@BradleeRoss
@BradleeRoss 7 месяцев назад
No one makes Lee laugh like Bob does. 😂
@robharris8844U
@robharris8844U 6 месяцев назад
Lee runs the show when Bob is not on but when Bob is on Lee is in awe!
@ZolaClyde
@ZolaClyde 7 месяцев назад
I never tire of Bob Mortimer, I can watch these over and over …. 🍳 ,🐕 ,🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥚, 🕷️ , 😵🦉… 🥴🐈
@baab4229
@baab4229 6 месяцев назад
"Televised traffic" is such a David way to describe a Formula 1 race
@AeolianMusica
@AeolianMusica 6 месяцев назад
As someone with a postdoc position in canine reflexology, I can confirm Bob’s description of dog massage is 100% accurate. Amazing for a man who never trained.
@hundovir
@hundovir 5 месяцев назад
Ah yes, reflexology - that well known pseudoscience. "Postdoc"? Where? Mickey Mouse University?
@A1937CX
@A1937CX 5 месяцев назад
@@hundovirstop being a snowflake, it was clearly a joke
@hundovir
@hundovir 5 месяцев назад
@@A1937CX Upon further reflection, I think you may be right! Getting difficult to tell these days with the amount of woo around. Is "snowflake" the right insult here? I thought they were into all sorts of woo.
@Not_An_EV
@Not_An_EV 26 дней назад
​@@hundovirComing from a purely unbiased source the number one buyers of woo and products that are clearly fake and will never work as intended are actually the right... so yeah snowflake is the acceptable insult.
@mrquirky3626
@mrquirky3626 7 месяцев назад
It's a shame this show only does 9 episodes a year. I need more David Mitchell break downs than that!
@Kleavers
@Kleavers 7 месяцев назад
Quality over quanitity though
@TheMilkyWayFlid
@TheMilkyWayFlid 6 месяцев назад
If there isn't a statue of Bob somewhere, we have failed as a country. Absolute legend
@barksyboyking
@barksyboyking 7 месяцев назад
Ah - another Bob Mortimer video to view 3768462 times. Excellent.
@Mrdreadwarrior
@Mrdreadwarrior 7 месяцев назад
The company car joke is one of the most clever jokes I heard him make. Gotta love Bob
@IslandAFOL
@IslandAFOL Месяц назад
If I am ever in a bad mood or having a bad day, I watch Bob Mortimer and everything is ok.
@chrishopkins3316
@chrishopkins3316 7 месяцев назад
Bob vs David is the WILTY equivalent of Carrot in a Box
@HM-fu9qq
@HM-fu9qq 6 месяцев назад
Lee, Rob and David are absolutely brilliant together, but Bob is just a Legend
@huckleberry12
@huckleberry12 6 месяцев назад
bob vs david is the apex of comedy.
@AJ-ei3ee
@AJ-ei3ee 6 месяцев назад
Imagine going to a dinner party and Bob is there telling stories accompanied by vinegar and pocket meat 😅😅😅
@emilyzahora3330
@emilyzahora3330 6 месяцев назад
I just realized that David and Victoria sound exactly the same when they say “This is awful”.
@PastaRiiCe123
@PastaRiiCe123 6 месяцев назад
"A ginger nut is not just a biscuit; it could also be a tentative testicle" 😂
@Pantsman1973
@Pantsman1973 6 месяцев назад
When Bob meets his maker, you just know every news bulletin is going to run these clips. What an epitaph.
@liammuhlhahn780
@liammuhlhahn780 Месяц назад
"Let's forget about arms and legs, Let's go back to the basics of the lymphatic system." Might be one of my favorite things david mitchell has said. In, or put of context
@EHYHDY
@EHYHDY 6 месяцев назад
Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British ❤
@djmattc1978
@djmattc1978 6 месяцев назад
I must have seen these clips over 100 times and it still makes me laugh out loud.
@AJ-ei3ee
@AJ-ei3ee 6 месяцев назад
Same, I think I know it word for word now 😂😂😂
@Merlin_Price
@Merlin_Price 6 месяцев назад
It's as if his entire career was in preparation to lie to David Mitchell about ludicrous things.
@petejones879
@petejones879 6 месяцев назад
Bob is and will probably always be my favourite character on wilty
@yuppys
@yuppys 5 месяцев назад
I can watch this a hundreds times and still piss myself with laughter! It's all the little remarks he makes in between that get me.....
@2dark09
@2dark09 7 месяцев назад
I watch this once a day 😂😂
@JonnyBSmiff
@JonnyBSmiff 2 месяца назад
2:51 Debbie's face when bob says I tried to make it come is hilarious! 🤣
@danielarlay
@danielarlay 7 месяцев назад
“what should i base it on, bob?”
@makeup-dances
@makeup-dances 6 месяцев назад
I could listen to Bob all day, he's hilarious. Nearly choked on my tea numerous times watching this😂😂
@ludoviclemaignen9432
@ludoviclemaignen9432 7 месяцев назад
Fyi, egg white coagulate at about 60°C
@youknowwho9247
@youknowwho9247 7 месяцев назад
So definitely not in a bath. 😂
@galiyan06
@galiyan06 6 месяцев назад
Thanks for that!
@johnnyjohnn281
@johnnyjohnn281 Месяц назад
I won't ask. 😂
@onelove154
@onelove154 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂
@AveragePicker
@AveragePicker 7 месяцев назад
Can we just get a show called Would Bob Lie to You
@AJ-ei3ee
@AJ-ei3ee 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@ahmedhamada1423
@ahmedhamada1423 2 месяца назад
" I don't have to breathe in to breathe out." So where does the air come from? 😂😂😂😢
@Anil18834
@Anil18834 7 дней назад
Bob Mortimer is a complete character
@TheMelanda
@TheMelanda 5 месяцев назад
"it's all been a bit of a lot of talking" is the funniest panelist comment I've heard in years
@clairewheeler2937
@clairewheeler2937 7 месяцев назад
I laughed so loud throughout. Love Bob.
@GAZWALMSLEY
@GAZWALMSLEY 4 месяца назад
Bob IS Britain's funniest man - FACT
@DG-pu1lp
@DG-pu1lp 6 месяцев назад
Bob would be the perfect dinner party guest. What a wit!
@nobodyanderson4353
@nobodyanderson4353 6 месяцев назад
He would leave foot prints on your kitchen sink when he goes for a wee.
@wendywatkins628
@wendywatkins628 3 месяца назад
Oh I think I have watched this Mortimer montage 10 times now, I'm still laughing at it. Bob is a national treasure!
@BeansMcCoy
@BeansMcCoy 6 месяцев назад
Has Bob ever been on David’s team or do they just automatically torture David?
@joelangley7974
@joelangley7974 6 месяцев назад
The latter, he was always on Lee’s
@franksfiddle9031
@franksfiddle9031 3 месяца назад
"you'll always take them a bottle of vinegar ..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gilwood7530
@gilwood7530 7 месяцев назад
All I need to see is BOB MORTIMER telling tales ...I'm a yank who is so happy I came back to brit tv after growing up on the Pythons and The Goodies ETC
@andybeyer2230
@andybeyer2230 7 месяцев назад
His books are absolutely incredible if you want some long-form Bob rambling
@gilwood7530
@gilwood7530 6 месяцев назад
@@andybeyer2230 I'll have to give a look...thanks
@AA-69
@AA-69 4 месяца назад
Jesus...what must life be like in Bob's World 😂🤣😂
@dej71
@dej71 7 месяцев назад
Bob “Sheogorath the Prince of Madness” Mortimer
@rooty
@rooty 5 месяцев назад
I wonder how many lies they come up with for Bob and he has tell them "no I've actually done that". Must be a lot.
@lindaj5492
@lindaj5492 2 месяца назад
Bob’s posture & expression as he giggles are just delightful - like a naughty kid 😂
@paulpaul5606
@paulpaul5606 5 месяцев назад
He’s a legend
@Momo-Trio-Buzz
@Momo-Trio-Buzz 6 месяцев назад
Don’t try drinking wine and cooking while watching… you’ll never get the stains out 😂
@garycrane7490
@garycrane7490 20 дней назад
The chemistry between Bob and David and Lee is phenomenal. But Bob is the king of the programme
@gordonkerr7943
@gordonkerr7943 Месяц назад
With every appearance from Bob on WILTY, David becomes visibly more concerned for his own sanity! Bob is just a genius.❤
@Giriprakash8
@Giriprakash8 7 месяцев назад
What should I base it on bob😂😂
@S.Trades
@S.Trades Месяц назад
An owl with a colostomy bag? Only in Bobs world! This was indeed a VERY sick owl!
@yushamush9849
@yushamush9849 5 месяцев назад
Good Monson
@dissy1994
@dissy1994 21 день назад
I've watched the Owl story so many times, and only just realized, the thing that actually gives Bob's story away is: In the beginning he says it escaped and he could see this face. Then he says it was killed by his cat.
@S.Trades
@S.Trades 18 дней назад
"I probably prefer soil science"! 😂
@lalduhawmachongthu2835
@lalduhawmachongthu2835 3 месяца назад
Totally lost it when David said, "A ginger nut is not just a biscuit, it could be a tentative testicle" 😅😅
@user-qx3eb2jx1p
@user-qx3eb2jx1p 6 месяцев назад
''Im GINGER about them '' 😅
@Omegon
@Omegon 25 дней назад
....when you constantly get an ad on the reveal.
@Trillock-hy1cf
@Trillock-hy1cf 6 месяцев назад
WILTY is just not the same without Bob Mortimer on it.
@carolynp3114
@carolynp3114 7 месяцев назад
All I want for Christmas is BoB Mortimer on Season 16 of WILTY because so far it hasn't aired in America and I'm sick about it.
@christopherpenny5826
@christopherpenny5826 6 месяцев назад
Fun fact: egg yolk is genuinely a really good conditioner for the hair 😂 not done it myself though..
@S.Trades
@S.Trades 18 дней назад
Bob is one very smart guy. Super funny! 😂
@onelove154
@onelove154 Месяц назад
Bob "Can I just say. This is very disrespectful the way you're all carrying on." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣
@FidelChaztro
@FidelChaztro Месяц назад
He just muddies up the water to fuck and nobody can even remotely deal with it.Bob Mortimer is a genius.
@unknownname1941
@unknownname1941 7 месяцев назад
There will always be one Bob Mortimer ❤️
@malahammer
@malahammer 7 месяцев назад
What about the snipers friend and Inspector Bytheway 😭
@JonnyBSmiff
@JonnyBSmiff 2 месяца назад
Bob mortimer is a national treasure 😊
@mygaffer
@mygaffer 3 месяца назад
It is an incredibly sick owl!
@danielorgel3644
@danielorgel3644 3 месяца назад
Bob is just the best
@belindamay8063
@belindamay8063 3 месяца назад
The egg story is the best ever.
@mohammedzahid1990
@mohammedzahid1990 6 месяцев назад
This is hilarious
@elizabethvarney7935
@elizabethvarney7935 2 месяца назад
Just brilliant .
@Mjhs77
@Mjhs77 Месяц назад
This man is absolute legend 😂
@PatstarDeluxe
@PatstarDeluxe 4 месяца назад
The chemical analysis of the behaviour of the albumin
@kevinfairclough4619
@kevinfairclough4619 2 месяца назад
Loved every minute. Lee’s brain is wired for quick comedy. 😂
@koalabitches
@koalabitches 6 месяцев назад
the first one will forever be my favourite
@ElFimpo
@ElFimpo 5 месяцев назад
Bob is to pure ❤😂
@Downarabbithole276
@Downarabbithole276 Месяц назад
I friggin adore Bob.
@DamianMartins
@DamianMartins 6 месяцев назад
Good Monson everybody!
@mikeolly67
@mikeolly67 6 месяцев назад
Bob would be outstanding as our prime minister, he’d be able to make Britain great again
@stephenswistchew7720
@stephenswistchew7720 6 месяцев назад
Funniest show on tv and none of it written or rehearsed all ad lib pure genius American comedy should see this and learn it’s funnier to be natural than some writers idea of what’s funny
@murielhylton3021
@murielhylton3021 3 месяца назад
Bob is sooo good
@marcushinton772
@marcushinton772 Месяц назад
I've read his autobiography and as usual there were many surprises!
@tc2486
@tc2486 2 месяца назад
I've seen Bob's sketches countless times and here I am in tears again!!
@jackbuff_I
@jackbuff_I 2 месяца назад
He is a genius.. 100% genius 😂
@InanDante
@InanDante 3 месяца назад
Even funnier when Lee collapses and bangs the table when listening to Bob's surreal explanations.
@magsjackson1530
@magsjackson1530 2 месяца назад
Just love Bob Mortimer
@KickassUncle
@KickassUncle 7 месяцев назад
Your new King hasn't done much yet, Britain, but he has a great opportunity to kickstart his reign. He should beatify Bob.
@djheedless5697
@djheedless5697 3 месяца назад
I don't have to breathe in to breathe out hahahaha
@paulcarden7568
@paulcarden7568 Месяц назад
I thought that was hilarious but there was no reaction to it, from anyone, possibly and edit was made.
@raymondanderson793
@raymondanderson793 2 месяца назад
Brilliant
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