Bob Mortimer & Richard in HYSTERICS over Bob's toilet story | Travel Man EXTRA 

It does it for you!

For real you can actually see the top bit which is his set of fake teeth and the two crowns on either end!

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If you have Fuji 9, you are a dentist.

Hehehe

And, like all his other stories, it's true

From Bob, it's probably true.

Bob’s life will become more and more ridiculous in order to win on “Would I lie to you” 😂

Then you haven't watched the show!!!! (As David Mitchell would say to any panelists doubting Bob's most ridiculous yet almost impossible to make up stories).

@@BainMac no, will just hear more of his true life stories - that just happen to almost all be preposterous but almost impossible to make up. 😂

Kevin Bridges already did that.

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In the newest episode he gave Damon Hill a Scotch egg as pre-race snack, which is the reason why he won the race.

I don't know. The story aout cracking an egg into the bath seemed to get pretty close to creaking him

@@nsiems09 It 100% did crack him. "OF COURSE IT'S A LIE! HE SAID CHRIS REA PUT AN EGG IN HIS BATH! WHO COULD POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT?!"

Because he hasn’t met Bob before

I was thinking that XD look how loose he is lol

Nobody can resist the power of Bob Mortimer 🤣

Watch the Watch outtakes. And IT crowd outtakes.

First time I’ve ever laughed at Richard as for Bob I’ve laughed at him for years

The thing with Bob is, it's all true lol! :)

I think that’s being vic’s number two for years (no pun intended).

United States of Nerd. Others really are left with no option but to go in their own direction after Bob, which is amazing. . Agree he really is an impressive, lovely and engaging man. I want to see Bob and Richard work together more. I see a nice bromance going on.

I think with some comedians, and I think Johnny Vaughan said this, is that they've worked out a funny 30 minutes set that gets laughs and has some structure, but aren't necessarily just conversationally funny. With Bob I think the complete opposite, not saying he can't write funny stuff (like, not saying that at all), but I really think this is Bob basically all day every day

@@TheZippyMark Yes. Bob is just funny and is himself.

Effortlessly funny. He so clearly just loves being daft. Two legends

It would be amazing to sit and have a conversation with him!

Bob's not a comedian, he IS comedy itself.

He wasn't.

Sean Lock had a similar gift

Me too! It's delightful when a comedian like Bob can have Richard cracking up uncontrollably.

@@Missjunebugfreak Same wavelength .. .. ..

I think Bob could make a cat laugh though , the two together are a beautiful thing, he needs to be knighted he's brought so much laughter to us all over the years

They both find humour in the banal but beautiful absurdist twists. And Bob is the master.

The SECOND Bob said "it WAS Christian Slater!" I immediately had WILTY alarms go off and I berated myself for not identifying a "Bob Mortimer Story (tm)" sooner during the exchange in this video. HOW did it sneak up on me?!! Was I only casually listening?!?! How did I miss the first clue? I had to replay it - I should've detected it at Bob's "I once invested in a reverse toilet". Did I get distracted by Richard's obvious response that we all were thinking? That must've been it, but still, I should've known better than to let down my guard so easily. Cuz dagnabbit! Of COURSE it was Richard's wildly out of left field guess of "Christian Slater" - THAT'S exactly the type of insane serendipity that would be consistent in a conversation with Bob Mortimer... involving his stories, of course. 😁🤣😁. What a bloody world treasure Bob Mortimer is. Just an anomaly of a human being. 😁♥️💕 Richard's not so bad either - if you're not familiar, check out his unique in all the world, tears of laughter inducing classics, "Garth Merengi's Dark Place" and "An Evening With Dean Learner" - both free on youtube.

​@@tinaperez7393 I'm so glad someone else analyzes the responses and banter and tone to tey and figure WILTY stories out, too 😂😂

@@tinaperez7393 Richard's guess wasn't quite out of left field, as he's extremely knowledgeable about the film world, and it could only have been Christian Slater, in the 2004 satire 'Churchill: the Hollywood years' in which Bob appeared in his only big budget film appearance. Bob met Christian, so it's down to whether you believe he actually did pitch the whole toilet idea or not. Even after watching this I'm no wiser, Bob could still use this on 'Would I lie to you, I'd be in the same dilemma as David Mitchell and I still can't decide if it's 'true' or a 'lie'.

Would have been? There are many stories which have been mentioned before, on podcasts, clips or otherwise divulged through other means. The chances of David having seen this particular clip is very low. I'd say the story still can be used.

I’m crying just reading the comments

'You fricking rinsed Slater' 😂😂 That line is magnificent in its absurdity

It was absolutely brilliant.

Would you mind sitting and listening in reverse?

I think you mean weeks good Sir.

Defo need their own show

@@MrTPGuitar oh, if someone would just put down 350 quid

I’m not getting burnt like Slater!

That no American would ever say "spaffed" makes it even funnier.

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Haha I thought you said "entering" at first!

Removing awkwardness is one of Bob Mortimer's super-powers, if you ever watch 'Gone Fishing', every person he meets loves talking to him.

He became the victim of the ol' "Mortimer Scam".

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oh fuck which episode was that

He had rest of contestants in absolute bits telling this. Especially Nish & Sally. Sign of a great comedian and story teller to have that effect on his peers.

@@smeetsnoud1 series 5 ep 6

It's almost as if it's a "bit".

@@akaNOCTURN the thing about comedians, whenever they have a really funny story, it's usually been refined to a point that makes it really funny, which like you said, is a bit. You notice this if you follow most of their work. I've noticed this with James Acaster and Bob Mortimer, binging on whatever shows/podcasts they're on. I'm not complaining though because I always enjoy hearing them talk about it with other comedians.

But can Fuji-9 dissolve the stringy bits in kidneys whilst leaving the meat intact? Is it the miracle chemical that Bob's drawings, once commissioned for the small sum of £350 (x 2), will reveal? I want a piece of that action. Seems like a sound investment to me (especially if we can get Christian Slater to come in on the deal).

that bit ...thank you for reminding me of the Fuji-9 dental work. Bob Mortimer is so hilarious. He's so innocent and sincere looking, I always want to believe him.

@@k33k32 One of my favourites as well. I also laugh like a loon when he tells them about his stint as hairdresser and being paid in egg sandwiches during the world cup and Rob asks him if he still cuts hair and Bob says " Oh not so much now Rob " for some reason the way he says it always has me in hysterics.

Have you listened to his and Andy Dawson's podcast? Athletico mince? it's belly laugh material. Meant to be about football but they just wonder off........

Worse if you're Christian Slater.

Because Richards whole persona on travel man is someone who is unphased and uncrackable. Only Bob mortimer could cause such an upturn with such little effort

Casper is that you?

There isn't. He's a unique in all the world, one off, human anomaly! 😂

@@urmumsbaps It's nutty shite in a chocolate catsuit!

No one can withstand the human anomaly that is Bob Mortimer. No one. 😂😂😂

just to be part of his odd life story

He's the true Lochness Monster

You should watch the cannibal blooper from the IT crowd. It cracks me up everytime. It’s not fully giggly but it is hilarious

You should watch the cannibal blooper from the IT crowd. It cracks me up everytime. It’s not fully giggly but it is hilarious

I dunno, I'm super partial to a Bob/Lee Mack sandwich. Maybe a law forcing all cloning efforts to be focused on Bob? Surely the makers of Fuji 9 would want to invest? Even without drawings...

@@lizziebooth5397 I like the way you think! A Bob for every household!

Bob doesn't need a sidekick, and frankly neither does Richard. Enjoy the conjunction of the sunset and the waterfall, but let's not expect to have it every day.

Pure Daft Clever Insanely funny GOLD🥇🤣💚

I bet Christian Slater wouldn't sign it off.

I can smell the sweet Fuji IX fragrances from my desk

Lol When I first read this I thought you meant he had some dodgy dental work done (obviously talking about self cleaning lol). However, from now on when someone has dodgy teeth I will be referring to them as DIY dental. 😂😂 Edit: someone below kindly informed me that he did indeed do his own dental. Didn’t know there was such a thing lol! The mind boggles

@@Gorilla_warfare Mate I actually go to the dentist and Bob has better looking teeth than mine. Even if his are fake. I think fuji is the way to go

@@Gorilla_warfare You need to see this, it's Bob talking about his DIY dental (or is it?): ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kgI3Y7gxMO4.html

That’s Fuji 9. It does it for you!

They are both legends.

I was thinking the same, no one would believe this one

he IS on it tomorrow, so maybe it’ll be one of the stories😎

I thought maybe he had talked about it on, Would I Lie? He definitely mentioned it on his Athletico Mince podcast with Andy Dawson.

aww look at Karl there in your profile pic :)

Genuinely up there as one of the best human beings ever